Who knew Chris Evans could look unfuckable?

I’d fuck him, gladly and instantly. He’s even hotter with the mustache.

hate the stache

A lot of people are only a bad hair cut, a few pounds, or for men bad facial hair away from either being extremely goodlooking or extremely not.

From Jared Leto to Jonathan Rhys Meyers to extreme cases like Brando, Depardieu, and Ron Eldard - it's not just age which can turn a goodlooking person into someone you wouldn't touch.

Terrible stache style. That's the thing when you have so much money - barbers suddenly stop being real with you and just go with whatever you come up with.

[quote]A lot of people are only a bad hair cut, a few pounds, or for men bad facial hair away from either being extremely goodlooking or extremely not.

r3 And Norman Reedus rules over them all.

The hair and mustache are for his role as a cop in LOBBY HERO on Broadway.

Surely it's for a role.

Opps. Didn't see you there, R6

Thank you R6. I'm so glad it took less than 10 posts for someone to post why Evans has the stache and brush cut.

BTW - Evans got a good (very good) review in today's NY Times.

It is not everybody who can wear the mustache and look good.

OP's point was not the reason that Chris is sporting the look, just that he looks terrible with it. People here really do have reading comprehension issues.

^ this

Who fucking cares....the man is sex on a stick no matter what he looks like.

Beady eyes and cancerous moles. He getting old

He's never had a sexy face IMO. He looks like a store mannequin. But that body, yee Gods it's something.

[QUOTE]Who fucking cares....the man is sex on a stick no matter what he looks like.

Not when he looks like that, he isn’t.

Are you sure that’s not Sam Rockwell?

Anyone can look unfuckable, darling.

Maybe it’s for a movie role? 🤢

Not his best look, that's for sure.

He said he loves it because no one recognizes him.

Stache is goofy but it hardly renders him unfuckable. It makes him look less like a Ken doll.

Chris looks very masculine, has good skin, seems happy and healthy, and he's hot. I think most people would flirt with a man who looks like this.

All I have to add is that I admire him for not being vain and doing what's right for the cop character but boy, he looks like shit.

I would love to ride him into the sunset.

His hair won’t stand up like that when we fuck in the shower.

He looks wall-eyed in that photo.

Saw the play from the first row, he was totally fuckable

I have good skin. Biy MDNA!

Kinda fugly......

his googly lazy eye creeps me out

Pornstache from Orange is the New Black

Yes .. let him grow it out a bit and then not bathe for a day or two. 70's porn heaven.

R19 see R6

give him Matt Damon's child bearing hips and I'll overlook the pornstache.

[quote] give him Matt Damon's child bearing hips and I'll overlook the pornstache.

Why would child-bearing hips make a difference? Most gay men do not want a man with child-bearing hips.

That's fine, I'd still fuck him.... doggy style.

Why do so many millennials try to pull off the mustache look? It ALWAYS looks horrible and makes them look like a big perv. Even worse are the ones who curl up the ends with wax. What are they, a cartoon villain?

I saw his play from the front row. Great performance, great body, great cock, great voice. Definitely recommend.

Henry & Chris should do a movie. Preferably playing cops.

He needs some sun.

On Broadway in uniform

That little troll Michael Cera is also in the play.

He is hot no matter what with those loving, twinkly peepers.

Does his moustache tickle?

r45....yes, as a matter of fact, it does. It hits all the right spots.

I would still work his anus no matter what

It's so cute that R34 expected anyone on Dl to read anything past the first 2 posts.

I think a man with a nice, well groomed mustache is very hot.

All I can think of is a cum glazed soup strainer and oh god now I'm hard :)

is his teeth fake?

are !

r51 every single actor/actress entertainer has veneers these days. All of them.

The problem in the OP's photo is Chris' lack of a strong jaw line and rather soft dainty chin. And somehow, the mustache hiding his upper lip makes his teeth look rather bucked. And then there's the vole-like too pink skin.

Just shaddup and past him over to me.

We are gonna play fuck the policemam.

I'd let him fuck me bareback...and I just don't let anyone do that you know!

R56 is a strict verbal top; his mom told me so.

"Verbal top." WTF decade are you posting from?

Henry & Chris should do a movie. Preferably playing cops who constantly have sex.

[quote] vole-like

Vole-like?

[Quote] Preferably playing cops who constantly have sex.

Well that goes without saying.

I see Vole too

r57 Are you from the past? People can be both top and bottom now.

Yeah, the top/bottom thing is more of an older generation.

Bronze age here. In the olden days we took what we could get. EVERYONE was versatile unless you were horse hung or micro peened.

...also far less ass focused (in my opinion)

Society was far less ass focused r66. "Baby Got Back" was considered pretty scandalous at the time it came out.

In what universe would some random guy looking like the one in OP's pic be "unfuckable"?

Planet IG

It's a bad mustache but he could still have me at any moment of his choosing

Well, we know what his brother Scott looks like naked, wouldn't we love to see Chris's selfies!

Ben Brantley was SO encouraging of Chris Evans in his review, I wouldn't be surprised to see Chris back on the boards soon and in a more challenging and larger roll.

A larger ROLL???? CHRIST!

the brother is cute. great haircut too

wish I were one of the producers/directors who has feasted on his round succulent buns.

Indeed, his asshole is said to be one of the juiciest in town, puckers like a peach...

Ewwww

THE LINE FORMS BEHIND ME TO EAT OUT HIS BIG FAT PINK BUTTHOLE YA