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I just stole my boss' lunch from the office fridge

And I'm eating it right now at a park!

Grilled, glazed salmon over a watercress salad and quinoa. It's quite delicious.

Haha. Bitch.

by Anonymousreply 19March 28, 2018 12:54 AM

good luck with your job search

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by Anonymousreply 1March 27, 2018 7:14 PM

If he gets pissy and runs the camera in the hall or lobby back, you in danger.

by Anonymousreply 2March 27, 2018 7:17 PM

And it's in a lovely, little glass tupperware. I think I may just have to keep that, too!

by Anonymousreply 3March 27, 2018 7:17 PM

How did you heat it up in the park?

2/10

by Anonymousreply 4March 27, 2018 7:22 PM

Op, your wicked mischief has made me smile. *Giggle *Giggle*

by Anonymousreply 5March 27, 2018 7:22 PM

no, the protocol is clear : you eat, you wash and you put back in the fridge empty.

by Anonymousreply 6March 27, 2018 7:22 PM

OP, I used to have a fat ass boss who I hated and who tried to eat healthy lunches at work. I would heat up margarine in the microwave and then douse it over her food. Never got caught, and the bitch never lost a pound!

by Anonymousreply 7March 27, 2018 7:29 PM

Dear Lord in Heaven!

by Anonymousreply 8March 27, 2018 7:40 PM

You;re the size of a double wide trailer, aren;t you, OP?

by Anonymousreply 9March 27, 2018 7:43 PM

This is OP

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by Anonymousreply 10March 27, 2018 7:46 PM

I hope this isn't the same OP who started the thread about HR consultants coming to his company!

by Anonymousreply 11March 27, 2018 7:53 PM

OP, aka Sarah Hulkabee Sanders, you're really asking to be fired aren't you?

by Anonymousreply 12March 27, 2018 7:55 PM

r12 No way Piggy would ever eat a salad!

by Anonymousreply 13March 27, 2018 7:59 PM

Why didn't you just give the salad some extra creamy "dressing"?

by Anonymousreply 14March 27, 2018 8:04 PM

Bitchy op! You're one of those lunch thieves

by Anonymousreply 15March 27, 2018 8:22 PM

Evil, R7!!

by Anonymousreply 16March 27, 2018 9:46 PM

r16 When do you hillbillies work ? We have CCTV everywhere except bathroom..

by Anonymousreply 17March 28, 2018 12:12 AM

Tried as I might, kept an eye on who went into the lunchroom and still never saw who’s eat my lunch. So disheartening when I’d missed breakfast as well to get to work.

by Anonymousreply 18March 28, 2018 12:53 AM

Ffs autocorrect

by Anonymousreply 19March 28, 2018 12:54 AM
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