Joseph Baena vs his half-siblings

That kid looks fun and interesting and healthy.

Arnold seems to be a toxic narcissist, he's probably trying to punish Maria and his legitimate children for what he thinks of as disloyalty.

Betcha he's threatening to leave all his money to charity or Baena!

His children born from the manor house want nothing to do with him and his illegitimate child from that common whore housekeeper!

Maria Shriver left Arnold because of this situation - I hope Arnold enjoys his guilty pleasure.

Arnold seems to be handling this well. This kid is lucky as shit.

A chip off the old block. He's 20 years old now.

Hanging with his mini me, as beastly looking as he is, must be some kind of trophy child thing.

Remember ol’ Arnie in Playgirl? Steroid man was hung like a gerbil.

Mmmm

Ride! Ride!

Shriver not Schriver

I'll take Patrick, thanks.

He looks more like Arnold than any of his other kids.

Who's the hot guy with the beard in OP's pic?

I was upset when Joseph was first uncovered. It was amid reports that he wanted a relationship with his father while Arnold pretended that the young man didn’t exist. So it’s heartwarming to see that they now have this relationship because it means Joseph feels more complete as a person. And I guess I’m happy that Arnold found peace, too.

Didn't they do it in the marital bed, just to really fuck with Maria?

The housekeeper did it! Mildred Baena. You can see that a lot of her in Joseph's facial features.

Half brother Christopher is a gym rat, too.

Christopher and Patrick are brothers?!

I never understood what he saw in that "Help" Perhaps it was her coarseness he was attracted to

[quote] Half brother Christopher is a gym rat, too.

His half brother looks more like Templeton the Rat.

Patrick is still the fairest of them all. Yummy!

Patrick is starring in a new movie being released later on this month.

Midnight Sun.

And gayest

The maid would switch it up and do anal, the Mexican whore!

I hired that wetback secure in the knowledge that she was hideous enough to be left alone with my neanderthal husband, or so I thought!

R19 It was the big boobs that got to Arnold. And then Joseph nursed from them.

Jesus, that maid is hideous.

The kid's in college. He's an ATO. He has a good body. It's always the bastard kids who outshine the legit kids.

Arnold probably fucked the maid because she took care of him. Maria doesn't seem like the domestic type and Arnold is a total chauvinist so the idea of a domestic, subservient woman probably turned him on.

Even if her face could freeze The Kraken just by looking upon it.

The maid’s son probably kisses Arnold’s ass to get a piece of that Terminator fortune. Arnold must love all that fawning attention.

He's not outshining Patrick!

I'd slap their asses

Arnold is a notorious womanizer. He’s probably an undiagnosed sex addict.

He didn’t fall for the maid’s coarseness or tits—she has a pussy and offered it up to him. That’s it.

Without sex addicts, a lot of dogs would never get laid.

Arnold is a peasant who grew up without running water or electricity. He probably had more in common with his Mexican maid than his trophy wife! Plus he's the slut of all time.

Who knows what Mildred thought about fucking the boss, maybe she was hot for him, maybe she was just trying to keep her job.

I've seen pictures and newspaper stories about Joseph. He seems to be a really nice person. He's going to college

Arnold doesn’t give a shit about the maid’s peasant upbringing. Pussy. That’s it. Beginning, Middle, and End of Arnold’s interest in the maid.

Do you really not know why a poor maid wanted to fuck a gazillionaire celebrity, knowing that a baby would bring a big payday? Really??? You’re sweet! Stay in school, kiddo.

R29, it’s true! I’ve observed that most straight men are attracted to women in “caring” or “serving” professions. They like nurses and waitresses and nannies.

They will marry independent business women or whatever, but they just cannot resist an attentive woman catering to them.

It was always creepy that Maria claimed not to know that Arnold was fucking the maid, or that he was the father of the maid's blond child. She knew.

R39 how do you know that Maria knew? Did she tell you?

I was here first. Wah!

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The maid is hideous and so is the son. Poor Maria. Arnold’s a bastard and so is his son. Ha!

If Maria ever saw the kid she knew. Apparently there are a few kids in Hollywood who look like Schwarzenegger.

What a crazy story. I believe this child was born within a few months of Arnold's son with his wife. I guess she made a move on Arnold, and he thought, "what the hell...why not?" Apparently it happened just a few times, and she got pregnant. He hoped the kid wasn't his. (The maid had a boyfriend at the time.) He's lucky the maid didn't blackmail and extort the hell out of him. But they went on as if nothing ever happened. Then one day, the maid brought the kid to work with her, and in puberty, he was definitely starting to look like his dad. So Maria put two and two together. It's ashamed they other boys don't seem to have anything to do with Joseph. They all knew each other growing up, and what happened isn't Joseph's fault. Fortunately, Arnold is taking a part in his son's life. It's better late than never.

Love it when rich folks act like trailer trash.

i'm glad they have a good relationship. Pepperdine is a very expensive college so Arnold must be paying for it. Joe's instagram is dotted with photos from all over the world, as well.

I'm still hotter and all white!

wow, can you imagine your long time maid brings her child in and it has a striking resemblance to your husband even more than your kids! What a horrible moment.

He's going to be the most famous of Arnold's kids.

I bet he has the biggest dick. Uncut, too....just like daddy.

r34 I'm confused. Are you talking about real dogs or ugly people?

It's probably his favorite kid. His other sons are either gay or a fat slob.

Used to feel sad for Joseph, but am glad he has a good relationship with his father. Hope he has a happy future.

Probably my least favorite thing about data lounge are the people who Try to create narratives out of the photos or news stories they see about celebrities. (Tabloids do this also).

Unless you know Arnold or have some accesss to his phone records, you don’t Have any idea how much time he spends with or communicates with his various children. A few pics of Arnold doing athletic stuff with the kid doesn’t mean they’re close it just means they got photographed. Come to think of it it’s entirely possible that arnold wants those photographs out there, it helps restore his image.

r55 - Hi, Patrick!

Why do men cheat on their wives when these wives have a higher social status (or are richer) than the husband? Wounded Ego by making him big and dominant while making the wife small and a pushover. Of course Maira Shriver knew (or at least suspected something). Her annorexia was coming from some issue in her marriage with that Austrian brute.

This story has always shocked me because of how *excessively* unattractive the maid is. And she was never attractive in *any* way (certainly not a way you’d think a movie star would even look at once, let alone twice!)

I have no ill will towards the kid; what his biological mother and father did is 100% not his fault, and I’m happy for him that he is acknowledged and has his father in his life.

Having said that, I’ve always felt for Maria here.

She may be a bitch in real life, but Arnold married her, they had 3 or 4 kids together—and as far as the marriage goes—she really did seem to try to keep her end of the “trophy wife” deal up (she was always trim, fit, dressing well, and trying to keep Arnold interested).

She even did the “smart” thing and made sure to only get hideous household help! No hot nannies or sexy 20-something maids here!

The woman (Mildred B.) was a short plumb midget with a stocky body and a face that could stop a clock.

She doesn’t even have a mid-section on that body!

I think that Maria thought she successfully found a woman that not even Arnold would want to fuck! Not even in her wildest dreams did she think Arnold would be tempted by *that*.

I wouldn’t think so either and it stuns me to this day (ugh, and then he had unprotected sex with her too).

And didn’t Maria even give this woman a baby shower? (Not knowing obviously that it was Arnold’s).

Finding out what happened must have been like a horror movie for her and the kids.

And I don’t care if she was the “lowly” maid or not, this woman was a bitch for hooking up with Arnold in his wife and kid’s home (and yes, of course Arnold is even more of an ass, but I don’t let that gold digging maid off the hook either).

The whole situation is so tawdry and gross—but again, I’m happy for Joseph that he has a dad since none of this BS is his fault...

r22 that looks like a direct to cable type POS movie

Christopher has great hair if he could lose some of that fat, those tight shirt and white shorts aren't doing him any favors either

Maria was chubby when she met Arnold, she must starve herself. Christopher looks like Uncle Ted.

I wonder if Arnie keeps in touch with the baby mama.

Joseph is definitely his best looking son, all the girls he had with Maria are gorgeous though and seem like whip smart young women.

Schwarzenegger to Sue Big Oil for 'First Degree Murder'

AUSTIN, Texas — Arnold Schwarzenegger’s next mission: taking oil companies to court “for knowingly killing people all over the world.”The former California governor and global environmental activist announced the move Sunday at a live recording of POLITICO’s Off Message podcast here at the SXSW festival, revealing that he’s in talks with several private law firms and preparing a public push around the effort.

“This is no different from the smoking issue. The tobacco industry knew for years and years and years and decades, that smoking would kill people, would harm people and create cancer, and were hiding that fact from the people and denied it. Then eventually they were taken to court and had to pay hundreds of millions of dollars because of that,” Schwarzenegger said. “The oil companies knew from 1959 on, they did their own study that there would be global warming happening because of fossil fuels, and on top of it that it would be risky for people’s lives, that it would kill.”

Schwarzenegger said he’s still working on a timeline for filing, but the news comes as he prepares to help host a major environmental conference in May in Vienna.

“We’re going to go after them, and we’re going to be in there like an Alabama tick. Because to me it’s absolutely irresponsible to know that your product is killing people and not have a warning label on it, like tobacco,” he said. “Every gas station on it, every car should have a warning label on it, every product that has fossil fuels should have a warning label on it.”

He argues that at the very least, this would raise awareness about fossil fuels and encourage people to look to alternative fuels and clean cars.

He added, “I don’t think there’s any difference: If you walk into a room and you know you’re going to kill someone, it’s first degree murder; I think it’s the same thing with the oil companies.”

Schwarzenegger was at SXSW for an extensive discussion of lessons he learned in his seven years as governor, and how he’d apply them to the current political situation in Washington and beyond. On the list: Maximize the bully pulpit; use the carrot but have the stick ready; and no one gets a perfect “10,“ because there’s always room for improvement. Those, he said, were part of his art of the deal, and explained how he’d been able to institute major laws from worker’s compensation reform to environmental standards to a state election overhaul to implement independent redistricting and a “jungle primary” system, in which the top two advance.

Schwarzenegger also addressed, for the first time since the national reawakening around the #MeToo moment, the charges of groping and inappropriate behavior that surfaced from multiple women against him at the end of his first campaign for governor in 2003. He acknowledged that the change in the moment made a huge difference.

“It is about time. I think it’s fantastic. I think that women have been used and abused and treated horribly for too long, and now all of the elements came together to create this movement, and now finally puts the spotlight on this issue, and I hope people learn from that,” he said. “You’ve got to take those things seriously. You’ve got to look at it and say, ‘I made mistakes. And I have to apologize.’”

He stressed the importance of sexual harassment training, like the one he made his staff do once he was elected— including himself.

“We make mistakes, and we don’t take it seriously. And then when you really think about it, you say, ‘Maybe I went too far,’” Schwarzenegger said. “You’ve got to be very sensitive about it, and you’ve got to think about the way that women feel—and if they feel uncomfortable, then you did not do the right thing.”

The past few months, he said “made me think totally differently,” adding, “I said to myself, ‘Finally.’”

OffMessage_Logo_FINAL_1160.jpg Click here to subscribe and hear the full podcast, including Schwarzenegger’s views on violent movies and video games in the gun control debate, and his lessons for gove

I imagine Arnold strayed from Maria because he was tired of his penis ramming up against bones every time he schtupped her.

Arnold has been known to be a manwhore for quite some time. Mildred was far from the first he cheated on Maria with. She just looked the other way, like many women do. This one had to sting though since she knew her and he sired a child with her.

And yes, Mildred is plain looking, but Maria has looked rough for quite some time also. I bet more men prefer Mildred's body type to Maria's. Plus, the thought of getting a BJ from Maria is a very scary thought.

HOW SWEET

HE LOVES THE SON WHO DOES ROIDS LIKE HE DID/DOES

tell him bout the heart damage it caused u sir, and ur kids.

[quote]This story has always shocked me because of how *excessively* unattractive the maid is. And she was never attractive in *any* way (certainly not a way you’d think a movie star would even look at once, let alone twice!)

You don't understand the mindset of straight men, that's your problem. If there's a pussy and it's freely offered to them, they will fuck it. It's like Chinese cuisine. If it moves, they eat it.

The chutzpah of Arnold...he and Maria went to the baptismal ceremony for Joseph, and Maria had no idea that Joseph was Arnold's son at the time.

[quote]It's probably his favorite kid. His other sons are either gay or a fat slob.

Such homophobia and hate. Can this person be red tagged, webmaster?

That maid is proof that straight men will fuck any warm hole.

It could also proove that men are not as shallow as some might think. And that a lot of them have mommy issues and want someone to spoil and coddle them.

Female hole, R70.

David has a long face and quite big teeth. You know what that means. Mmm hmm, I bet he's a big boy.......................down there.

I thought I remembered reading that his children by Maria pretty much disowned him after the escandalo with the char woman. Maybe they haven't fully gotten back into his good graces and he's devoting most of his affection to the only child he has who appreciates it.

[QUOTE]It's probably his favorite kid. His other sons are either gay or a fat slob.

Wrong. It’s that Patrick and his brother are spoiled little Kennedys and Joseph is realer, more down to earth and a harder worker. He’s probably the one who most reminds Arnold of himself when he was young.

Through Joseph, it’s like Arnold gets to see what Arnold Schwarzenegger could’ve been like if he was born in America and took advantage of the country’s educational opportunities rather than the path he took.

"escalando with the char woman" Love it. Just when you think you've read the bitchiest comment on DL, another one comes along.

Patrick is gay and Christopher is obese. No way Arnold is a loving father to those two.

Blocked. ^^. Just because that’s the poster’s hope. He gleefully typed it, I’m sure. Red tag: “homophobic asshole”.

r78 you fucking idiot. It's not my personal opinion, I'm saying that from Arnold's point of view, having a gay son and an obese son would be quite a disappointment. Do you even know anything about the man at all? JFC learn some reading comprehension skills.

Arnold was not a desperate fellow - and 20 years ago he could have selected from any number of hot women to have affairs with.

The above poster is right - I am sure Mildred was very nurturing, non confrontational, low maintenance and made few demands. She never tried to blackmail him nor sue him for child support. He bought her a house in Fresno for G*d's sake ( a nice house) - but it's not like she was demanding a house in Beverly Hills. The fact that there was never any child support lawsuits is indicative of Mildred's accommodating behavior. She looks like she was a happy, cheerful person and sometimes that goes far.

In fact, young Arnold was described by friends as "cheerful, good-humored, and exuberant" character. It appears from Joseph's instagram that he is like that as well - always with that great big smile.

I am sure that Arnold maintained a relationship with Joseph throughout his childhood. There is no way they would be this close if he hadn't. Call Arnold what you will, but he seems to be responsible towards his family - including Mildred and Joseph. There is no way that Mildred did not have a paternity test done when Joseph was a baby. I doubt Mildred truly had a "boyfriend" as she was most likely smitten with Arnold.

[quote]This story has always shocked me because of how *excessively* unattractive the maid is. And she was never attractive in *any* way (certainly not a way you’d think a movie star would even look at once, let alone twice!)

I am going to assume that you are a gay man. I'm gay and spent my teens and half of my 20s pretending to be straight so I have a lot of straight friends. Yes, guys are visual and everyone wants to fuck a hottie. But most straight guys are also realists which means at the end of the night pussy is pussy. Fat girls and ugly girls get just as much hot dick as pretty girls. We're gay so we don't get it, but pussy has magical properties that trump a multitude of sins. Which is why it is still mystifies me why women don't rule the world.

[quote]I'm gay and spent my teens and half of my 20s pretending to be straight so I have a lot of straight friends.

Do you contribute to any of the homophobia on this site?

Absolutely not R82. Why would you even ask me that?

Because it’s Datalounge, a homophobic site. Just checking. Thank you for not.

[QUOTE]But most straight guys are also realists which means at the end of the night pussy is pussy.

And for Arnold this was readily accessible, convenient and discreet pussy. Sure he could’ve done better, but not without drawing Maria’s attention.

Female reports, who were well-endowed (big tits), always complained Arnold would try to cop a feel while they tried to interview him.

^^^reporters^^^

Who cares if Patrick is gay or not? I'm sure Arnold doesn't- he was around plenty of gay men during his bodybuilder career. Patrick is hot AF.

They want Arnold to hate Patrick too because they think he’s gay, and that’s why this site hates him.

Nobody hates Patrick. Nobody cares enough about him to hate him. When was his name even coming up on DL before this thread?

Patrick has been mentioned before. He has a new movie coming out and has modeled.

It's actually Mildred's birthday today. March 16, 1961.

R18 They are both cute tbh. Their side of the family look more like Kennedys.

Cutie Patrick.

Yes, R6! He's finally legal.

Sorry but that face on the Baena young man. He looks like the Toxic Avenger or some science experiment gone wrong.

Of course with Arnold’s money and access, he’s swimming in pussy.

Maybe Arnold pities him?

He's only cute because he started working out. The face is nasty.

The maid is a brazen cunt! My own father impregnated another child outside the marriage. Yes, she's more successful than my brother and I...but she's very unpleasant to be around. I haven't spoken to her in years. It put a strain on my parent's relationship (she was born a week before my parents' wedding, my !I'm herself was three months pregnant with my older brother). It was mainly my father's fault! He was inconsistent with child support, at one point, we had three consecutive Christmases where we didn't get shit shit because my half-sister's mother dragged my dad to court and got back payment. She got college scholarships because she came from a single parent household (her mother had two other out of wedlock kids with different men). I had to join the military because my parents made too much money for me to qualify for grants. My dad kept threatening to kick me out, so I joined the Navy. She was a thorn in our sides until my dad died. She threw herself on the casket a la Sarah Jane in IMITATION OF LIFE. Mom said that we should feel sorry for her. HA! She married a man who owned a medical supply business and accepted her own out of wedlock child. Now they live in a posh New Jersey suburb. For a while she'd come visit us once a year whenever she went to the car dealer to get a new leased Saab or Volvo and would boast about how lucky she was to have a husband who paid her bills... I grew to hate her.

So when I think about Arnold's situation, I'm sorry,but I'm on Team Maria. I hate outside children.

Have you talked to someone about your anger R98?

Has he begun going to auditions yet? Maybe he could star with Arnold in some muscled action flick. I bet it would have driven gay boy and fatso crazy.

Gay boy doesn't give a shit about the Mexi-maid's son. He's enjoying his lunches at the Polo Lounge- where they would mistake the bastard for a busboy.

Didn't gay boy beard with Taylor Swift?

He may be pretty and rich, but he's still a girly man.

So did Maria really not know that Joseph was arnolds? I'm going to assume in those types of relationships the woman knows her husband cheats. I don't think Maria is a stupid woman.

Has anyone in Hollywood approached Joseph for the re-make?

The fat brother has some type of accident or medical issue years ago that prevents him from taking up weight lifting. No joke, true story. I'm sure it really sucks always being the fat on in the family.

P.S. Patrick is hot as hell. Joseph is cute. They both have loads of daddy's money so their lives are relatively easy.

Christopher in drag would look exactly like Chrissy Metz.

He looks like André the fucking Giant!!

"Wrong. It’s that Patrick and his brother are spoiled little Kennedys and Joseph is realer, more down to earth and a harder worker. He’s probably the one who most reminds Arnold of himself when he was young. "

Schwarzenegger is one of the great social climbers of the modern era, and that's the problem with high-level social climbing. He made it into the upper class and raised upper-class children who think like the upper class and don't understand where their father came from or how he accomplished everything he has.

He's got more in common with his maid than his wife, and yeah, his bastard kid is the only one who has his father's ambition - his legitimate sons don't have to climb because they're already there! Betcha ten bucks Joseph has some subtle plastic surgery and tries for an acting career.

[quote] Joseph is definitely his best looking son, all the girls he had with Maria are gorgeous though and seem like whip smart young women.

There is no way Joseph is the best looking of all three sons. Maybe he has the best body, but even the fatty is cuter.

And I don't see the Arnold resemblance at all in Joseph. He looks exactly like his mother.

No, Joseph looks like a young Arnold, except for the eyes and hair. The bone structure is similar, and the kid definitely has Arnold's original chin and jaw.

Arnold had a soft dopey face as a young man, he got much better looking in his twenties as he lost the youthful softness of a teenager and got some cheekbones (and maybe a little plastic surgery). Joseph also has a soft dopey teenager's face, I think he'll get a lot better looking as he grows up. I just hope he ages better than Dad.

Patrick will not age well. Pasty twink bottoms rarely ever do.

Arnold has a rough face but his bod and charisma and ambition captured the world’s heart.

Once in a lifetime.

This young man should get a day job far away from cameras.

[QUOTE]The fat brother has some type of accident or medical issue years ago that prevents him from taking up weight lifting.

What’s that got to do with him being so fat? He seems capable of walking.

[quote] He seems capable of walking

He seems quite capable of eating, too!

That maid has sure gone under the knife several times since with that nice settlement money she got. She still looks hideous, Between Maria the skeleton and the maid, yeesh Arnold.

I don't give a shit how Patrick will age. I want to fuck him now.

As for the bastard, he will never be a Kennedy or Schwarzenegger- just a Mexican that was lucky his mother spread her girthy legs. I'm assuming the whore was legal?

R116 = Patrick! 😱

To be fair R116, the Kennedys are descended from Irish trash, not very far removed from alcoholics and being maids themselves.

Stuff happens, some men just can't keep it in their pants and Arnie couldn't resist Mildred's huge knockers. It's stupid, but men just are stupid that way. It's nature.

Looks like they all made up and they attend family meetings together.

Mildred may or may not look like the Swamp thing, but if I remember correctly, Arnold preferred sex with unattractive women! I remember hearing or reading that around the time this scandal broke. Dunno if it's true, but I've personally met gay men who prefer to hook up with fug guys. I am sure there is some narcissistic pathology behind that.

[quote]Schwarzenegger is one of the great social climbers of the modern era.

He sure is lucky Maria fell for him because otherwise he would be sweeping the streets now.

He was the biggest action movie star on the planet. He didn’t need Maria.

So Patrick's controversial relationship with Miley Cyrus was a bearding act? I seem to recall that Maria and Arnold threatened to disinherit him if he didn't end it with Miley, Patrick said he'd rather have Miley than the family money, and Miley said he could have some of her money. Eventually it was said Maria and Arnold accepted the relationship, and then Patrick and Miley broke up.

😂 Nobody threatened to disinherit that dweeb over Miley. Skip to the part where Maria and Arnold accept it and then you have the story.

r123 I could never see Maria threatening to take away her son's money unless it was drug related. r122 say what you will but I think that title will always go to Tom Cruise, though EVERYONE knows the Terminator so you might be right.

Tom Cruise wasn't really a full-on action star back then. I think Arnold was the biggest one of that era. Not that I ever liked him.

I don't it's some either/or scenario here. Patrick has his life and Joseph has his life. Joseph seems like regular college guy who is doing his thing. Unfortunately, he's the one who is always going to have work that much harder to be considered half as good.

He is rolling around in a BMW paid for by his daddy, he wont have to work hard for much of anything now that the scandal is out in the open.

He's working on a degree in Landscape Services.

Patrick and Justin Bieber are now BFFs.