Our town's new fireman

i wanna suck on his hose.

Have you had a chance to climb his ladder yet, OP?

Homofire!

Momma's mussy is raging hotter than a 5-alarm fire!

What town?!

Does he get you hot, OP?

Here's his Instagram, lazy OP

So he's Canadian?

One of his Instagram photos is at Buntzen Lake, British Columbia.

You must live in a VERY small town, op.

Saint Homo's Fire!

His New Year's resolution list is funny.

Especially #4.

Yeah, whatever, Billy.

I hope you don't have any mirrors in your house, because if it's on fire - he's gonna stop, paralyzed, in front of one.

I need to do a fire inspection send him over to my place.

Here is a photo of him with his brothers.....kinda incestuous. I would let both of them fuck me, and after that I would watch him fuck his brother.

Is there any concern by hiring a narcissist into an emergency respondeder role? I'm sure there are plenty more, but certain people need to be weeded out, like cops with inferiority complexes.

He put "find a girlfriend" as a resolution and published it online? Lame. Hotness level dropped.

“Find a girlfriend” is the Bat signal for “I’m single ladies so hit me up in DMs so we can fuck.”

Is he on the roids?

Great body. I love square jawlines/chins that are wide at the jaw but come to a strong narrow point.

What makes his body so attractive isn't just the size of muscles, but the shorter muscle connections. But, he seems short - 5'8". It's hard to have that kind of build and be tall.

One good sixpack = "Find a Fing gurlfriend"

The most beautiful men in Canada are straight. The gay ones are trolls mostly!

She is a magnificent homosexual!

If he's only 5'8", then his brother must be 5'3" on a good day.

Are guys like this available... for a fun weekend? For the right price? Or are they so principled that they won't meet with a Geffen, etc.

Texas?!?

No, British Columbia, Rose. This was already established back in R8.

[quote] She is a magnificent homosexual!

Stinkfish

[quote]Texas?!?

no? Vancouver

8/10 A beautiful specimen.

He is hot. I’d take him

How can a hot guy like that, not be able to find a girlfriend in all of the Vancouver area?

It has like over a million people.

R30 extreme narcissism

[QUOTE]How can a hot guy like that, not be able to find a girlfriend in all of the Vancouver area?

He was either single for a whole five minutes before making that post, or he’s a playboy who like being single and having a harem of “girlfriends” he can access whenever he wants.

Yay, Billy!

I'm almost positive that I saw this guy's selfie photos on a porn website which included a photo of his erect pole. Very impressive.

Loves his selfies.

Canadian.

Beautiful!

His vows " I love you from the bottom of my swole"!

R32 This is what Billy wants......

That’s a pretty vadge there.

R30 with five o'clock shadow

R40 Body Dismorphic disorder is developing !

What's the phone number for 9-1-1?

He's too scared to check his body fat at R40. He's ill.

R38 Or maybe he wants this.......

This is his hottest IG pic.

His mom is impressed.

So that’s where he gets it from. Her forearms are as big as his.

Perhaps his qualifications for a girlfriend mirror Tim Tebow's: broad shoulders, narrow waist, hairy chest, and a fat 10" cock... hey, maybe somebody should introduce them!

I need his hose now, my ass is on fire!

Have you ever seen a face so drastically improved by facial hair? It’s night and day.

He had a gf not too long ago, so R16&R32 are probably right on the money. This guy would have 0 problems getting a girlfriend in a minute.

Nobody like him is walking around without a girlfriend unless he doesn’t want one. Even with a 4 inch dick and bad breath, these fraus would be lining up.

[quote] Is he on the roids?

Obviously.

Looking at his pictures, there's a point where he goes from fit to hugely muscular.

Steroids.

"I have heartburn."

"Nobody like him is walking around without a girlfriend unless he doesn’t want one. Even with a 4 inch dick and bad breath, these fraus would be lining up."

This!!! I can't believe this guy isn't being hit on by every broad in the gym from the age of 14 to the age of 64.

My sister and her girlfriend (60+) both admit the only reason they go to the gym is to ogle cute, young guys.

R51 oh yeah, dream date

R11 LOL! So true. I also get sketched about by Instahos that also happen to be people in important positions (med students, etc.)

He might look masc but his behavior (primping and preening in front of a mirror, being too afraid to check his body fat) sure isn't.

[quote]If he's only 5'8", then his brother must be 5'3" on a good day.

Yet, he's barely taller than the woman in this picture and the other guys tower over him. The guy on the right would have to be a giant.

[quote] I also get sketched about by Instahos that also happen to be people in important positions (med students, etc.)

Me have no idea what you talkin abou.

Who gives AF I'd they are both dwarves? Me likee.

He's looking for his Robin.

R63 I'm here!!

He has roid rage. No woman will go near him. Plus he loves himself too much

I suppose if you like dating something so short you think you’re in Oz....

I’d

Stud!

He isn't looking for a "girlfriend" he clearly wrote he is looking for an "fing girlfriend" so he is looking for a regular fuck, not a naggy girlfriend.

Fing is Urdu for "the opposite of the word to follow". So he actually is saying he wants a boyunfriend, which in newspeak means fuck buddy.

Very handsome

I have heartburn.

I think that's his grandma R47, not his mother. He calls her "Oma," which is one of those cutesy names for granny.

As for him not being able to find a girlfriend, it might simply be because he's a midget.

Girls will put up with pretty much any flaws in a guy, with one of the few exceptions being very short.

That picture at R60 says it all. No girl wants to be taller than her boyfriend.

I don't think he's standing up completely straight in that photo. Any other pics that might show his height a little better?

I am gonna assume that Christmas pic with his brother is one of those deals where they recreated a childhood photo.

He's like a hot, muscled Hobbit.

This is a 100% homosexual

Could this be a proper description of his sexuality: “Not actually gay as I like women, but wouldn’t call myself bi either."

How did he turn black in r47? It's one thing to tan... that is another skin color.

His name is "Billy Huston" but his name on Instagram is Billy HUGEston. Get it?

Looked great in early pictures. Now he’s moving into monster territory

His friends are fug so he must be straight.

Does anyone seriously find this shit attractive? He needs an intervention before he drops dead early from a heart attack like Rich Piana.

Ping! PIing! Ping! Pingpingping Ping!

[quote][R38] Or maybe he wants this.......

UGH, nobody wants THAT.

Save me Mister Fireman!!

[quote] Does anyone seriously find this shit attractive?

90% of gay men. The other 10% like twinks.

my asshole is on fire.

There's a hose hook-up right outside my house.

Guys like this are usually into trannies.

[quote]Current weight 195, BF%...too scared to check. I've been saying it for a month now but this time I mean it, cardio starts tomorrow...or maybe Saturday.

His caption to r40's pic.

Really, you're too scared to check on your obviously single digit BF%? He's one of those...sad.

He probably can find plenty of women to date or "date" him - once, but no quality person wants to be in a relationship with someone who is so obviously a lot of work.

[QUOTE]Guys like this are usually into trannies.

While they may be more amenable to trans women, their main preference is still het females. They have an innate need to breed with them.

Are there nude photos presenting hole?

Why are there so many photos of him taking selfies in bathrooms? Everyday it's a different outfit in the bathroom, both his own and public.

Brotherly love. Someone said "your brother looks like a model." I'm sure he loves hearing he's the ugly one.

bobbyhuston1When you go to the gym with your brother and your forced to film videos and take selfies and you can no longer keep a straight face 😂 #fitness #gym #lifting #mma #bjj #batman #fit #fitfam #dedication #bodybuilding #biceps #armday #family

Is the "brother" actually her husband?

You do realize that is Texas on his t-shirt in OP's pic, r25? He did his training in Texas, for whatever reason, so r24 is not out of line.

[quote] Is the "brother" actually her husband?

Stinkfish

R99, DONT say gross stuff dude

OP=

[quote]Erna

Cunt

Huh?

My type bro

Did you drop an "of"?

[quote]Ping! PIing! Ping! Pingpingping Ping!

My thoughts exactly: his "roomy" brought him back a Hell's Kitchen tank top as a souvenir from NYC?

Just bro's being bro's, R105.

Cool dude