Post a picture of a guy Perez should consider dating!
Remember- he wants the fairy tale!
He can find tru love on hobo life.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 1, 2018 9:56 AM |
Offsite Link
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 1, 2018 10:05 AM |
This guy actually looked better fat.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 1, 2018 10:59 AM |
I'm sure that there are hundreds of men who would be happy to marry Perez, but he wants the handsome prince, and that's just not going to happen. He either needs to make a whole lot more money, or he needs to be realistic as to what he looks like.
He needs to look for 4s.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 1, 2018 11:32 AM |
1's
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 1, 2018 11:57 AM |
Sorry to say he is just so ugly tho, he must realize it. When does he say he won’t take a plain-looking* guy?
* Plain-looking is probably like a 4, I guess? If so, Perez is like a 3 - straight ugly but no physical deformities. The specifics of the numbering system are more interesting than Perez himself....
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 1, 2018 12:09 PM |
He’s like the typical woman who wistfully claims she just wants a “good guy”, but in reality has this unrealistic ideal in her head that she could ever get, not any guy could ever achieve.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 1, 2018 2:43 PM |
Bump
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 2, 2018 1:48 PM |
Living with him would be like living w Baby Jane Hudson. No human deserves that.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 2, 2018 1:57 PM |
I always wondered what a chimpanzee wearing a tiara would look like . . .
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 2, 2018 2:33 PM |
Bump
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 4, 2018 7:07 AM |
[quote]Help Perez Hilton Find LOVE!
I'm not going to, and you can't make me!
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 4, 2018 7:13 AM |
Used drugs to lose all that blubber and somehow got even FURTHER AWAY from handsome...
Any 45-yr-old, balding, dad-bod schlub is far closer to "handsome" than this guy will ever be...strange.
Might as well get tubby again; genetics have cursed him.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 4, 2018 7:16 AM |
There's already another thread about this, OP. But you already knew that since you started it.
A lot of people already don't like him. A frau starting a thread about him isn't necessary. Thanks for trying to though.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 4, 2018 7:27 AM |
Apart from his elf ears, Hilton actually looks good in that photo with Andy.
Maybe Mackenroth would be a good match?
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 4, 2018 7:31 AM |
a personality and full face transplant are in order
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 4, 2018 7:39 AM |
What do his parents look like? Strange features - he should date drake
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 4, 2018 7:43 AM |
What is the cost of jaw correction surgery as well as a nose job? I know the recovery for the jaw is a real bitch but he works from home and he's got some bucks so wtf is stopping him?
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 4, 2018 7:57 AM |
If Trog were still alive, they could be twin lovers!
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 4, 2018 8:35 AM |
Freddie Krueger deserves a relationship more than Perez Hilton
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 5, 2018 4:16 AM |