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Church Signs

Good ones, bad ones, clever ones, nasty ones. Post 'em.

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by Anonymousreply 67June 3, 2019 5:33 AM

Another

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by Anonymousreply 1February 19, 2018 3:43 AM

Snarky, but on point.

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by Anonymousreply 2February 19, 2018 3:44 AM

Superbowl commentary.

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by Anonymousreply 3February 19, 2018 3:47 AM

Sausage Fest!

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by Anonymousreply 4February 19, 2018 3:49 AM

Someone's into Classic Rock

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by Anonymousreply 5February 19, 2018 3:51 AM

I'm not sure what this sermon will be about ...

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by Anonymousreply 6February 19, 2018 3:53 AM
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by Anonymousreply 7February 19, 2018 3:56 AM

Classic.

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by Anonymousreply 8February 19, 2018 3:57 AM

Trendy.

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by Anonymousreply 9February 19, 2018 3:58 AM
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by Anonymousreply 10February 19, 2018 3:59 AM

Words to live by ...

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by Anonymousreply 11February 19, 2018 4:00 AM

Sorry, wrong link.

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by Anonymousreply 12February 19, 2018 4:01 AM
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by Anonymousreply 13February 19, 2018 4:02 AM

I like this one.

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by Anonymousreply 14February 19, 2018 4:02 AM
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by Anonymousreply 15February 19, 2018 4:05 AM
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by Anonymousreply 16February 19, 2018 4:06 AM

Most of these are fantastic.

by Anonymousreply 17February 19, 2018 4:07 AM
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by Anonymousreply 18February 19, 2018 4:08 AM
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by Anonymousreply 19February 19, 2018 4:09 AM

I don't think they thought this one through ...

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by Anonymousreply 20February 19, 2018 4:10 AM

So true ...

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by Anonymousreply 21February 19, 2018 4:12 AM

All too true in my case ...

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by Anonymousreply 22February 19, 2018 4:17 AM

Are these real?

by Anonymousreply 23February 19, 2018 4:18 AM
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by Anonymousreply 24February 19, 2018 4:18 AM
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by Anonymousreply 25February 19, 2018 4:20 AM

Many a Datalounger's motto ...

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by Anonymousreply 26February 19, 2018 4:21 AM
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by Anonymousreply 27February 19, 2018 4:22 AM

I found it

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by Anonymousreply 28February 19, 2018 4:25 AM

Dataloungers are rushing to sign up!

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by Anonymousreply 29February 19, 2018 4:26 AM
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by Anonymousreply 30February 19, 2018 4:28 AM

For those people, like me, who got too much snow in their area recently.

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by Anonymousreply 31February 19, 2018 4:46 AM

I'm not quite sure what's going on here.......

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by Anonymousreply 32February 19, 2018 4:57 AM

Very witty.

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by Anonymousreply 33February 19, 2018 5:00 AM

To the point.

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by Anonymousreply 34February 19, 2018 5:01 AM

More than once!

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by Anonymousreply 35February 19, 2018 5:03 AM

These are fake. R35 is fake. The sign letters don’t fit into the slot. Enough.

by Anonymousreply 36February 19, 2018 5:04 AM

Okay!

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by Anonymousreply 37February 19, 2018 5:05 AM

R36 Don't be such a wet blanket. Go to bed!

by Anonymousreply 38February 19, 2018 5:06 AM

Alright...

by Anonymousreply 39February 19, 2018 5:07 AM

Bravo, OP.

by Anonymousreply 40February 19, 2018 5:09 AM

"Anxiety does not rob tomorrow of its sorrow, only today of its strength. "

--Charles Spurgeon

by Anonymousreply 41February 19, 2018 5:11 AM

My Two Dads

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by Anonymousreply 42February 19, 2018 6:15 PM
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by Anonymousreply 43February 19, 2018 6:16 PM

Premature ejaculation.

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by Anonymousreply 44February 19, 2018 6:17 PM
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by Anonymousreply 45February 19, 2018 6:20 PM
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by Anonymousreply 46February 19, 2018 6:31 PM

R46??

by Anonymousreply 47February 19, 2018 9:05 PM

Maury Povich's old self-titled tabloid talk show, I'm guessing, R47.

by Anonymousreply 48February 19, 2018 9:06 PM

Old? OLD?

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by Anonymousreply 49February 19, 2018 9:39 PM

Another.

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by Anonymousreply 50February 19, 2018 10:48 PM

True.

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by Anonymousreply 51February 19, 2018 10:50 PM

What?!

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by Anonymousreply 52February 19, 2018 10:52 PM

R24 must be from Boaz, ALabama

by Anonymousreply 53February 19, 2018 10:56 PM

R53 Boaz was the husband of Ruth so maybe it’s a biblical reference about being a good woman who gleans the wheat in the fields and so becomes a good wife.

Or just a cheap rhyme.

by Anonymousreply 54February 19, 2018 10:58 PM

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by Anonymousreply 55February 19, 2018 11:03 PM

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by Anonymousreply 56February 19, 2018 11:06 PM

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by Anonymousreply 57February 19, 2018 11:07 PM

R56 meet r25

by Anonymousreply 58February 19, 2018 11:08 PM

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by Anonymousreply 59February 19, 2018 11:10 PM

Who R58 thinks he is

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by Anonymousreply 60February 19, 2018 11:12 PM

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by Anonymousreply 61February 19, 2018 11:14 PM

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by Anonymousreply 62February 19, 2018 11:19 PM
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by Anonymousreply 63February 20, 2018 2:53 AM

Bumping since we haven't done this for a while .... any new ones?

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by Anonymousreply 64June 3, 2019 5:16 AM
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by Anonymousreply 65June 3, 2019 5:19 AM

^^^ Yikes. It's a black pastor who is sending that message.

by Anonymousreply 66June 3, 2019 5:29 AM

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by Anonymousreply 67June 3, 2019 5:33 AM
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