Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Separated

He was once fairly hot, IMO. It's odd when couples remain the "closest of" or best friends, at least right after the breakup.

The stage is set now for her "emotional" reunion with Brad ...

R2 Or maybe her coming out

She's going to turn to booze. How many times can she be dumped?

Why do these famewhores say "we remain best friends"? In this case there aren't any children to think of. I picture Jennifer as more of a "bye, forever" scorched earth type.

Jesus Christ, their engagement lasted longer than the marriage.

R4 She's a dyke, she doesn't care. She'll pretend she does tho.

He’s fucking around on her.

I could cry. How will Justin pay his bills? He is accustomed to nice things now. Sad.

Ellen will divorce Portia to be with Jennifer.

Brass tacks, she did get his best years. He's hit the wall.

His penis is too big for her.

Someone just linked their Architecture Digest spread on another thread, and the first pic was of Jason’s two motorcycles. I knew then the marriage wasn’t going to last much longer.

At her age, Jennifer would look better with a solid big-bodied 60 yo handsome gentleman.

I hope she has an iron clad prenup!

"I Know, Right"

Just after they won the DL Tasteful Friends approval of their home

I always check AGC after a break-up is announced, here's what I found:

May 2017:

[quote]This looking for a regular gig after his pay cable show ended has always cheated on his A list mostly movie actress wife. A problem has arisen because one of the women says she is pregnant with his child. At this point, no one has even confirmed she is pregnant but it is what she is telling him. [italic]Justin Theroux ("TheLeftovers")/Jennifer Aniston[/italic]

June 2017

[quote]This former A list mostly television actress from an iconic show who is barely holding on to A list in the movies broke off a trip early because her husband was caught cheating again. [italic]Jennifer Aniston/Justin Theroux[/italic]

November 2017:

[quote]These two have always had an established story they stick to when asked about their brief past together. The thing is, with all that has been going on, this permanent A- list actress who makes bad movies after a long career in an iconic role says that this actor assaulted her. Previously she said this A- list mostly television actor who has also co-starred with the actress in a movie or two just was a horrible date and said it in a laughing way. [italic]Jennifer Aniston/Jason Sudeikis[/italic]

December 2017:

[quote]This B+ list actor/writer married to a permanent A-/A lister was getting orally serviced by a woman not his wife in the back of a town car after an event this week. [italic]Justin Theroux (Jennifer Aniston) (An Evening Honoring Louis Vuitton And Nicolas Ghesquiere)[/italic]

They met 10 years ago. This is Justin in 2007.

He's a creep. One of his best fiends is Terry Richardson.

Who gets the AD/DL-approved casita in the hills?

She looks a lot like Sandra Bullock in this picture.

These are the times DL was made for. Don't let me down now!

This shocked me.

He's always seemed like the biggest queen to me.

Who's her lezzy lover?

He ditched his longtime girlfriend to be with JA, so he's not averse to dropping women when he's ready to switch.

Besides, any middle aged man who dresses like he's in his twenties can't be all that mature.

Who keeps the house?!!!

She finally saw him without his wig.

I hope she gets to keep that tasteful abode.

Being with a woman who can't give you a child only works for so long.

She needs an autistic billionaire husband next.

I guess Jen doesn't get her "Ultimate Revenge" on Angelina after all!

Yet another failure for Aniston.

[quote]He's always seemed like the biggest queen to me.

me too.

She's crazy to give up that big dick!

He was cheating on her through the marriage. She loves LA and he loves NYC. They haven't been seen together in months. I am not surprised. She spent her birthday alone and was alone at Ellen's 60th birthday bash.

Angelina has her many children, her wealth, and several exquisite homes across the world.

Aniston is almost fifty and has... Courteney Cox a a BFF?

#TeamJolie

I am surprised it lasted this long. Look at pictures of them together. You can tell by their body language that she's WAY more into him than he is into her.

Reese Witherspoon is laughing at Aniston right now!

Brad is back with Jen. Not speculation. 100%. It will come out soon

Anyone have Justin's number?

R39 Even if.. they don't fit and won't last.

Thank you, R6 — I was going to say the exact same thing! Their engagement was longer than their marriage!

How can anyone be left this many times!!?? Either her picker is broken or she's a mess.

R36, Angelina also has a Golden Globe and Oscar, something Jennifer will never have.

[quote]Brass tacks, she did get his best years. He's hit the wall.

In that TMZ picture it looks like Jennifer has hit the wall.

She comes off as extremely needy. Just the vibe I get when I see pics of them together.

Does she have to pay him alimony now? She just married him bc she wanted the Tabloids to stop with the poor jen, no hubby and no children weekly headlines.

Is she barren?

She could always get a sperm donor and a surrogate if she's that bothered about being an old maid.

Well this house on AD is on the market.

[QUOTE]How can anyone be left this many times!!??

Ok, I have to admit, it was...the dry eyes. I just couldn't deal with it anymore.

Maybe she finally said NO to his ridiculous outfits.

He wrote Tropic Thunder, but apart from that I never saw his appeal.

Maybe he needs to grow up ... and learn some chivalry and good manners.

I knew she was getting divorced when I saw the Architectural Digest article of her house. She'll be putting that up for sale any day

R47 People/media always act like a woman solely exists to find a man and breed and if they don't they MUST be depressed. She should've just ignored this instead she tried hard to please everyone and settled just for the sake of it. Of course this goes wrong. And people praising straight men for nailing a different chick every month while wondering what on Earth must be wrong with a woman when her relationships end aren't helping. Life's tough if you aren't a man or a super young pretty white gal.

I would if he cried , when she she dumped him.

This can't be true. Architectural Digest refers to their home as a scene of pure domestic bliss. But she paid for it, so she'll keep it. I lived on that street, Stradella. It's a 50 million dollar house easy.

She's not needy, she just doesn't have much going for her aside from sitting around and smoking pot all day. Marrying Pitt was the best thing that happened to her. She's just not interesting or compelling aside from that.

With all the money she made from Friends, she could have picked her film projects carefully and become a great indie actress (she had two good attempts) . But she chose to make complete garbage.

He left because she got fat.

I hope she gets back with Brad and I hope Tom goes back to Nicole.

I think Jennifer and Angelina should give the ultimate 'fuck you' to the tabloids and start dating each other.

Fame whore is the right word for her.

Who has the worst wig: Tom, Keith or Justin?

I was just in a supermarket and the tabloid headline read something about Jen and Justin happier than ever!!! and tips on how they do it.

R60 Impossible. Look at this love fest!!!

WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN??? WILL SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN???

Oh wait, there aren't any.

Poor Jen

Hardly, R62. If anything, you don't see her hogging daytime TV shows. The paps follow her, but not nearly as much as Jennifer Garner.

The minute I saw her all over the news, when she has been laying low for quite some time, I knew this was coming.

She has a new cable show in production. She is getting paid a shit load to do it.

If she gets back with Brad it'll be the new Hiddleswift

Apparently she has an affinity for neurosis.

Get ready for the "Poor Jen, Will She Ever Find Love Again?" magazine cover stories again.

Bet she starts dating much younger or much older guys after she takes a respectable amount of "getting back to me" time.

A see mug cradling in her near future.

Not that they mean anything, but Aniston has a Globe too, R44.

Women around the world are cradling in solidarity right now.

Poor Jen.

Plus there will be TONS of tabloid stories "announcing" the secret reconciliation of Aniston and Brad. LOL!!!

"Their secret meetings! He never stopped loving her! How his kids feel! What Angelina is doing to deal with this!"

Who gets the dogs?

Come and join us this weekend as women around the world unite for the million frau mug cradling on the National Mall

Poor dogs. I really hope that both are good to animals.

He gets the dogs, she gets the house, keeps the money anda ll of their A list friends. He gets to continue losing his hair.

Must have been a three year bearding contract. They still had a few months to go but best to get the legal problems done now so you can enjoy your summer.

Can Justin finally live with his boyfriend?

He took it out on Six Feet Under.

I don't think she's that interesting. She always seemed to be self absorbed. I remember when she was with Brad, he stopped being friendly to fans, imitating her. I think she spends a lot of time working out, getting high and chatting with Courteney Cox. I do think she was always good with her pets, though. My guess is they will stay with her in that home. He'll have to shack up with someone else.

Does the leather bracelet at R76 mean S/M?

I figured she learned the "you can't change a man child" lesson with Brad. Or John Mayer.

Who needs a man when you got that house!

Oh no! Jen needs to have that baby pronto. She’s almost 50!

Her next husband will mostly likely be someone who already has kids.

Third time's the charm Jen.

I don't think she ever wanted kids, that's what lost her Brad. If she wanted them she would have had them with him. I'm sure we are going to hear endless stories about them reconciling. I doubt she'd ever take him back after he humiliated her.

There is a great story about Cher being told by her Mother to find a Rich Man. Cher replied "I AM a rich man!" This applies to Jen as well. A straight guy in her position wants a 30 year old who looks 25.

Would love to know how she smokes so much pot and keeps her girlish figure.

Jen, call me. Imagine the headlines.

Why anyone would want to be "best friends" with an ex is beyond me.

As Joy Behar once said, "Why would you want to go to a garage sale with someone you faked an orgasm with?"

Never really got Justin's appeal. His cousin Louis on the other hand...I'd have him anytime, anywhere.

They aren't really staying best friends, r93. That's just the story they put out so tabloids lay off all the "Jen cheated on yet again, she's furious!" and "Jen shades Justin/Justin shades Jen" BS.

Lesbian Jennifer Aniston & Gay Justin Theroux winwin BeardContract expires

She may have once been A-List, but she isn't any more.

What does she do now, besides those moronic commercials?

He left her when he found out she was hiding her dry, itchy eye condition.

She needs to start dating a rough-around-the-edges huge-dicked Blatino dude and trot him around at LA events and have no shame.

Justin overestimated how good he looks in hats. She had no choice but to throw him out.

[quote]This can't be true. Architectural Digest refers to their home as a scene of pure domestic bliss. But she paid for it, so she'll keep it. I lived on that street, Stradella

Gurl, you're kidding! In Bel Air?

My aunty and uncle lived there. Their house was on stilts.

I hate dogs like that, they're creepy.

[quote]She just married him bc she wanted the Tabloids to stop with the poor jen, no hubby and no children weekly headlines.

I had a similar thought. However, at least for a while, she seemed to feed that "woe is me" meme. It became part of her identity for years post-Brad.

I am sure Pitt wished he's stay with Aniston. He's got all this baggage now with tons of kids and a mental ex wife.

Were they even married? Everything with Brad, Jennifer, Angelina seems like a showmance for publicity. None of them on their own is very talented

(whispers)[italic]poor jen[/italic]

good for him

he can do better than her stinky OLD puss

If Aniston wanted kids, she would have had them by now. Not all women want to be mothers.

They were in a lavender marriage, so this should come as a surprise to no one.

pole smoker leaves rug muncher.

Don't feel bad for him, he was paid MILLIONS to beard for her.

Contract ended. That's all.

He's 100% gay and could have been in Cruising for his fondest for gay leather parties.

You hoes better leave me outta this one!

R100 Thank you for making me laugh hard

If he did it with you, he’ll do it TO you.

How many times do I have to tell these conceited bitches? They always think they have The Magic Pussy that’ll keep him faithful.

Unless, as some of you have said, she’s a lesbian and doesn’t care. But I think she cares. Oh well. She can cry into her giant pile of money.

R101, Jennifer's house is where Stradella meets Tione, around 900 Stradella. I was in the 1000 block with a small yard but a great view. Your relatives must have lived further up where some of the houses were built on steep hillsides. Today those houses are worth millions and mostly rebuilt or torn down.

She and Brad are at least going to tease a reconciliation.

This is a Hollywood and publicity is king.

Can you imagine the buzz? The wish fulfillment for all the "team Jen" fraus?

Mamma Jenner couldn't have orchestrated a better scenario herself.

Every straight guy I know thinks Aniston is much hotter than Jolie. That said, she is a woman who's made the most of her average looks & talent. She's had a good run and I wish her well. She is pushing fifty, which is a difficult time for women, especially those who work in showbiz.

Meh, I don't know about that - and if so, it's only because Jen has that ordinary, woman-next-door "you actually have a shot with" kind of appeal. Angelina has that more intimidating level of hotness (or at least she did 10, 20 years ago).

jen has a cable show in production. They are paying her millions.

She’s vanilla. Beige at best.

When does her Kathy-Hoda inspired TV show start with Greasy Reese Witherspoon? I am sure her new showmance will be announced to help promote it

This is very odd. They were together for several years. And they only could stay married for two? What's their problem?

Her face has gotten wider over the years in a way mens faces usually do. She needs to stop parting her hair down the middle. You can be sure that when Brad or Jen need a publicity bump they'll be seen out for a friendly lunch.

[quote] it's only because Jen has that ordinary, woman-next-door "you actually have a shot with" kind of appeal.

No, it's because most men prefer athletic, healthy-looking and tan blue-eyed blondes than anorexic vampires.

No one thinks Angelina is hot anymore, she’s an old, bony humanitarian now.

her bitch mouth done chased another away

sad

R122, how is this situation any different than Jolie/Pitt being together eight years, getting married and the marriage lasts only two? I think they got married to end the relationship and get divorced. I think Aniston was never going to stay married to Theroux either.

Whenever Hollywood couples do their new, love of my life parade, I giggle a little and think, it'll be over within 3 years.

Why does anyone STILL care about this has-been woman? Her TV show ended FOURTEEN years ago, and she has not had a hit movie since then.

[quote]Angelina has her many children, her wealth, and several exquisite homes across the world. Aniston is almost fifty and has... Courteney Cox a a BFF? #TeamJolie

Angelina will always have the reputation of tongue-kissing her brother many times on camera, of being a junkie, and of having mental health issues, i.e., she's a crazy lady. And... she got stuck with Brad the pothead dud who sired her three bland children, and who had to drink himself into oblivion to even be around her and their kids!

I, on the other hand, am free to date any great-looking guy that I choose, I'm far wealthier than Angelina, and I don't have six children. I win!

Oh, and my breasts are real. And they're spectacular!

I only liked him in The Leftovers, otherwise he did nothing for me and I always thought it was a strange match.

How terrible. She's all alone now. No children. I'm thinking of sending her one of the trans ones or one of the Asian kids.

He's a New Yorker and she is a California girl/

He found out she doesn't have her original nose

The chronically Bearded have to have these breakups every few years and continue the soap operas to keep the rubes from catching on . . .

I hope she got a chance to fuck Justin's much younger brother.

If these two lovebirds can't make it, there's little hope for the rest of us.

Whatever else, he appeared in "Mulholland Drive, " a truly brilliant film.

Is Justin adjacent?

The thought of Justin getting a blow job in a car is very hot to me.

So do you think Jennifer after all this prefers brown or yellow?

I bet she's thrilled now to be able to get that magnificent place of hers de-crabbed just in time for spring. She might even be able to safely grow her pubic hair back for the first time in years.

Jennifer is perfect as the next Samantha! Right?

Ok.... just kidding

I'm shocked. Gobsmacked. Incredulous.

Why the constant hue and cry about her lack of children? This pathetic narrative of her life has been going on for years. Why bother bringing a child into this world, only to be gunned down at a school shooting? She has done the smart thing by not birthing/adopting any (hope she never changes her mind). Children aren't the answer to anything. As for the breakup, completely unsurprising. Their extended engagement/putting off the wedding certainly didn't bode well, and I never 'bought' them as a couple. Didn't seem genuine to me, ever.

OP, a woman without a child is nothing,

r146, it would be great if she just admitted she didn't want kids, it is actually a pretty selfless choice to say you know having kids isn't for you, saves fucking up a kid that society has no interest in helping. But she has said in previous interviews that she wants kids.

How this woman ever came to deserve so much attention is absolutely mind boggling. An overpaid TV actress with no personality. Let that simmer, kids.

I understand not wanting to have children when you're struggling financially or are lost in life, didn't figure out a career goal until later in life, don't have a partner, etc. But I really don't get it if you're healthy and wealthy and married. Why not? In those circumstances, I do think children add more meaning to life.

You can say the same about Tom Hanks, Johnny Depp, Will Smith or countless others, R150.

R148, Indeed...contrary to what many think, it IS a selfless (not selfish) choice not to foist human life onto the world. I hear what you are saying re: Aniston's previous comments, but motherhood is still so sanctified and some women feel that they will be viewed negatively if they dare admit that they don't really want kids. But I think many are of two minds about it, and haven't completely ruled it out (Jennifer may fall into this category). What I am REALLY tired of is these disposable entertainment shows on tv which feel the need to constantly update us on which celebrities are procreating, who is a 'family man', who is rocking a 'baby bump', and other such nonsense. It's utter propaganda...they want to be seen as advancing this family agenda....why? So they will be more than just a gossip show? To legitimize themselves? In the same way that EVEN IN 2018, women feel the pressure to create new life to legitimize themselves. It's ridiculous.

That Jenner girl popped one out at the perfect age with some young sperm shot out of a BBC.

She will miss that fat, juicy cock of his...

I’m surprised they announced it right after a big news event. That says they were hoping for limited amounts of media attention. And Aniston has always seemed the stereotypical Hollywood Star who used relationship highs and lows explicitly for publicity.

I think she's just not really into marriage or kids in her heart of hearts, which is totally fine but it must be kind if awkward living alone in those massive houses she owns.

Jen has poz face in OP's pic.

Brad has poz face now, too.

She's stupid to give this up. Not going to find a better looking man than him now

If they are both heterosexual that is, apparently he is a tramp and she wasn't getting that dick, R158, or had to share it too often.

I would cry but my eyes are so. Goddamn. DRY.

His hair and beard color look even faker than hers.

Brad and Angelina have always have had perfectly colored hair. Professional jobs, not like JT's Just For Men beard shoe polish.

Any man on the planet at the time would have been a rebound guy for Aniston. I mean, how do you trade up from Brad Pitt? But I'm sure Justin didn't mind as he got some roles and additional exposure out of it. Still, it must hurt like a bitch, constantly knowing you'll never measure up and will probably get dumped as soon as Brad becomes available again. Perhaps he's into that cucking shit and that knowledge was secretly turning him on all that time?

r133 Angie loves the Asian ones. She won't give them up. It's Mia Farrow's disposable Asians that die from AIDS, suicide, heart failure or just run off with the stepdad.

[quote]Just after they won the DL Tasteful Friends approval of their home

I think you'll find it's 'her' home.

She's way hotter than jolie now. Not sure when that happened.

She might be good with that tesla guy. He sure doesn't need any more kids.

[quotw]I always check AGC after a break-up is announced, here's what I found:

So do I, love checking in to AGC it's my guilty pleasure although some nasty queen on here derided it as a 'ghetto ass site' when I suggested other DLers might enjoy reading it.

She's staggeringly ordinary for an A List Hollywood actor, it's only her hair and her tan / facials that lend her some glamor. Really, look at the photos from the AD shoot - thickening around the middle, large nose, tiny eyes, raggedy jeans and flip flops - and she's within shouting distance of 50!

I'm so jealous of him. He is really sexy, and writes, acts, produces and aside from Aniston, seems to know what he's doing!

Aniston has A LIST MONEY but she has never been an A-list movie actress. All the Friends were A-List TV stars of course.

[quote][R101], Jennifer's house is where Stradella meets Tione, around 900 Stradella. I was in the 1000 block with a small yard but a great view. Your relatives must have lived further up where some of the houses were built on steep hillsides. Today those houses are worth millions and mostly rebuilt or torn down.

Their house was what I think they now call mid-century modern. Very 50s.

Shame they're not still around to cash in on their great current value. I must find out the number they lived in see what happened to it.

[quote]His hair and beard color look even faker than hers.

I don't think he was ever looking for a subtle effect. He's very strange looking. I love him for Six Feet Under. I love many people for Six Feet Under. It was a magical show. Like The Beatles or something. It hit all the right notes, over and over and over.

[quote]Aniston has A LIST MONEY but she has never been an A-list movie actress.

They tried to make her so, she just couldn't cut it.

[quote]How this woman ever came to deserve so much attention is absolutely mind boggling. An overpaid TV actress with no personality. Let that simmer, kids.

She was a combination of cute and funny. Not common. But didn't translate into movie stardom. None of them have gone on to be real stars, movie or otherwise.

He has that generic character actor look.

Justin is really small and THIN. He really has an actress's sort of build. The face is lovely though, but I like bigger beefy guys much more.

Jen taught Chelsea how to scissor.

Justin in his prime, yummy

And he looks like this at 46. Yea Jen is a damn fool.

R177 He does look pretty good there.

Not attractive at all.

R178 He looks like he's lived in the dessert for too long. Disgusting.

She's got the money to go way younger this time. I think a 30 year hottie will make her feel much better.

30 year old hottie? She's 50 this year. That's late middle-age, you realise.

[quote]Justin in his prime, yummy

People like R177 never cease to amaze me - and I've been on DL for YEARS

then you always get the validation >>

[quote][R177] He does look pretty good there.

UM, no he doesn't he looks absolutely disgusting.

LMAO R184 is having a melt down because at least two people find someone with well defined muscles attractive

[quote] with well defined muscles attractive

not when combined with emaciation - it looks disgusting.

Gays seem to love it though.

Large share of people who find men attractive like it R186

Emaciation???? We're not speaking about Guy Pearce here.

[quote] I don't think she ever wanted kids, that's what lost her Brad. If she wanted them she would have had them with him

Jesus, would all you idiots stop saying shit like this? She has said that she did actually want children, but had some miscarriages while married to Brad (he was cheating with Angie) at the time of one of them. And when she had these miscarriages, Brad was a spectacular unsympathetic asshole.

It's actually kind of hilarious that he's stuck with that rag tag bunch of orphan freaks that have more power over his life than he does

[Quote] Emaciation???? We're not speaking about Guy Pearce here.

Or Christian Bale.

Only Christian Bale could still have childbearing hips as a skeleton.

Well, maybe Ryan Gosling too.

R183, and?

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She can buy any young hottie actor she wants. He's not all that great. I knew him from American Psycho when I worked on the film.

R194 What was he like?

I agree. She be better off just paying a cutie. She will be anyway, unless she finds someone with as much money as she has and that's unlikely.

If she picked him out of all the young guys in hollywood who wanted a rich girlfriend he's probably a good fuck

R79 Yep. I bet he wears one of those glue-on hair swim cap things.

I said on the AD thread the house had divorce written all over it. Maniston cannot keep a man.

Keep a man sounds like something a Frau would say in the 50s.

He must be hell to live with (and/or cheating) for Jen to say goodbye to Justin and his giant schlong.

R130 Ew. The smug look on her face in that scene makes me want to punch her in the (still big and ugly, sorry) nose. Gross. Get over yourself.

Did he have a chin implant or nose job or something since American Psycho? His face looks more balanced .

R123 Agree about the middle part. There are quite a few aging celebs who would greatly benefit from ditching the middle part. (Madonna, Courtney Cox and Drew Barrymore to name a few.) It only makes them look haggard. In Madonna's case it also emphasizes her tooth gap you could drive a train through.

Blow it out your ass, r58.

Aniston has become one of the bravest comedic actors in some of the funniest movies ever made. And they're hits.

We're the Millers, Office Christmas Party and the Horrible Bosses may be "trash" to you, but they rock harder than you ever will and so does Aniston. Those movies are awesome!

So enjoy collecting cobwebs watching "Masterpiece Theater" every weekend. Real people rock.

Paging Elon Musk... it's time for your upgrade.

Yeah Horrible Bosses is right at the top with Billy Wilder's Some Like It Hot! Classic great comedy and such brave performances!

She was AMAZING in horrible bosses, stole the show. And I'm not even a fan of her.

[quote]I guess Jen doesn't get her "Ultimate Revenge" on Angelina after all!

I seriously doubt Aniston gives a shit about AJ. If I had to choose between being one of them I'd choose Aniston's life over AJ's. No bratty child army to drag around and lots of money and a great body. That "rivalry" thing was all for PR. Nothing more.

Justin Theroux is smart, funny, gorgeous and HUNG.

He's hotter than most guys.

I want to see the shirtless and VPL pics from r180, r181 and r186.

WTF R190? Who or what is that picture of?

Do we know Justin is hung? If he is I just can't get Jen leaving him. Hot hung guy who will hang around your house, bang whenever you want, and is fine being the the bottom bitch in the relationship?

R211 Christian Bale. He has gained and lost weight dramatically for roles

[quote] She can buy any young hottie actor she wants.

???

See r106, r211.

Or numerous other pics on the interwebs.

Justin has big potatoes but I never saw huge meat bouncing around. Remember he is tiny and skinny. I wouldn't put it past him wearing a cocking to jut it all out. Not saying he's small but who says he's huge.

Formerly fun rom com queen ditches the paper marriage with hipster ho' beat boy. Squared it from the get go as an open affair, dig? No harm, no foul.

She just can't keep a man (still).

Does her pussy stink?

I. Don't. Understand. Her. Appeal.

I have to laugh at the people who don't get her appeal. To straight guys, she is very sexy. Kind of the girl next door with a great body and legs. Nice tan and pretty blue eyes. Gay men might not get her, but straight guys do.

I've always thought she did fine in comedic roles. She was hilarious in Horrible Bosses.

Eh she's never publicly said she has miscarried but even if she did she still didn't choose to do any of the myriad of options available to her including adoption. She doesn't want kids. That's absolutely nobody's business but her own but the narrative she profited from was that she was a victim of infidelity that broke her heart. That audience isn't as sympathetic to woman decides she doesn't want to go through alternative options to have children. Cameron Diaz cornered the happily carefree and single market so she had to grab the surviving divorce with panache one. As far as this its no surprise. Marriage was rushed. Remember she announced in a splashy way after Brangelina's even shorter marriage was announced. They were probably just fine as boyfriend/girlfriend but not a marriage. She should go the Selma Hyak route and marry an aging billionaire that will worship her.

I can't remember a movie I've seen her in, but how many years would they continue to pay her for flop movies?

Lainey (Lainey Gossip) is having a psychotic break. She's already thrown up multiple unhinged posts about this. Her brain is stuck in 2005.

Saw him in the East Village 10 years ago ,Totally thought he was gay ,and I have really good gaydar .Never believed the marriage Aniston could be gay also Story thats been around was she found Pitt with the pool boy and freaked. Maybe that was just a lavender marriage ,too She got all the sympathetic press when he left her These Hollywood folk are very calculating when it comes to the career

The most interesting part (for me, at least) will be seeing what woman Justin moves on to next. Because that will reveal [italic]a lot[/italic] about Jennifer.

[quote]Totally thought he was gay ,and I have really good gaydar

But not a good bi-dar, clearly.

Justin and Kevin Spacey have been fuck-buds for years. Ever see them photographed together? That's right, you haven't! Very hush hush.

Who wants to bet Justin will be re-married in about a year with a kid on the way shortly after? That's usually how these things work out.

Good looking, successful, he will have no problem settling down if that's what he wants

Successful at what? He can certainly kiss $50 million dollar houses goodbye.

R230 Successful at acting, writing, and producing. You may not like his work but he gets paid plenty for it and that's what matters

R231 I don't think he'll miss that. He is quite comfortable with his apt. in Greenwich Village and tootling around Manhattan. No into the LA scene..

Well, then I'd say he made a poor choice in a wife.

It was funny when Brad had a guest role on Friends for Thanksgiving, and Jen was his highschool bully.

How do we know he’s hung? Anyone here seen it?

Wasn't there that one shot of his (very much fluffed) dong seen through his trousers in the very first season of The Leftovers, that everyone went gaga over? I've only seen the first episode and quit so it might have even been in that episode.

She is missing out by not having kids

R238 She looks mean as a snake. And why is she dressing her kids like ragamuffins?

R238, I thought Charlize had a son and daughter. Is she dressing the boy as a girl, what's going on here?

Aniston’s rebound guy in 2005 was Vince Vaughn!!!!!!

^^^ Then Theroux was a HUGE upgrade

I read the AD piece on the newly re-decorated L.A. house and thought the decor was a down-grade from the way it was before. When he was living there it was much more modern. Hipsterish but with taste. A fun place to hang on a Saturday night. It was clear from the new look that something under the surface had changed. Now we know it was the locks. If you live in New York and love it then you can understand why he would be miserable in L.A. The fact that she couldn't find any place in the city that suited her says it all. Bigger stars than her live here and manage just fine. Live in a building that has great security geared for celebrities. SoHo, Upper West Side, Brooklyn. Take your pick. Get a week-end place Upstate. Or in the Hamptons. Nah. She wants it all her way. I believe Mayer and Pitt when they say she's a bore. And likes it that way.

The Debbie Reynolds of these situations always have the last laughs.

JT can be seen walking full frontal in one episode of Six Feet Under: let's say that he cannot complain in the endowed department!

R #240: I think I read somewhere that Theron thought her little boy was trans or something. As if a two year old can make that decision Go figure !

If he already had a place in New York, why buy another? Now it's her fault she didn't buy an expensive NY home? Her taste in houses is exquisite- both architecture and decor. That she shared with Brad.

R240 You've GOT to be kidding.

R]245] screenshot please

It's official, Jen Aniston doesn't date losers, SHE'S the problem

Why would they spend New Years in Mexico if they were broken up? There were photos of her and Brad take a week before they announced their split.

R248, heh, I was kidding. I know babies are all about comfort but I don't like ruffles. I prefer clean lines.

They'd spend NYE together because they are still the best of friends!

Wouldn't surprised a bit if next we hear Brad trying to get back to JA. I think their agents maybe started working on it already.

Justin's look is what I would call edgy. He is not classically handsome nor pretty.

Theres a big chain of anorexia and substance abuse: Billy Bob Thornton, Saint Angelina, Jennifer, Brad, Justin

They were such a nothing couple. Never read one interesting word between them. And I don't like looking at him, not even in "Mulholland Drive" and that is saying a lot. He just looks like he would epitomize "Needle Dick".

r150, why is it hard for you to accept that many people don't want to be parents? Or know they would suck at it so even if they might want a little playmate know it's not the right thing for them to do? I love kids but certainly don't want to be responsible for raising one.

Boring couple and boring separation. Angie at least caused some drama which only backfired massively on her. The last interesting breakup was when Katie Holmes escaped from Tom Cruise. I was online the whole weekend following it, mainly here. There were some great threads on it.

Was it at least Vince Vaughn in his brief hot phase?

That’s Charlize’s son in the pink skirt?

R189, Jennifer never had any miscarriages. That was just tabloid nonsense. Jennifer herself has referred to the fact she's never been pregnant.

Her decorator does the same tired shtick with all bedrooms. They all look alike and like something from the 70s - not the best decade for decor. The house has great bones and is nicely situated. There were a lot of pics on line before she bought it. Why doesn't she just stay there.y

Justin just got his side by side apartments completely refurbished courtesy of his wife.

That house in AD is a boner killer.

I hadn't looked at the house pics.

I just have.

I think it's heaven - especially the pool and the bath looking into the garden.

I'd choose that over Greenwich fucking Village any day.

When you are rich like JA is, you do not need to put up with a tantrum throwing dirt bag. The truth is she is rich, smart and beautiful and this attracts the modelizer type. Other men would be too intimidated by her.

She should have Jimmy Garoppolo make her smile.

I would hate to live where Aniston lives. You need a car for everything. These neighborhoods are dead, nobody walks on the streets, nobody knows anybody, even for a bottle of milk you need to get in the car. I like California, but I want to walk to the beach and walk to get a coffee or to the next cafe.

Brad's mom is said to be making inroads to get Jen and Brad back together.

You don't need to walk for a bottle of milk when you're Jen. That's what a PA Is for.

I don't get how rich, successful women like her keep getting into wrong relationships. I guess women are taught to be needy and need a man to complete them. No sooner than the divorce is done she'll spring into another man's arms. She's very much like Rachel her character on friends.

Does Justin get custody of any of her wigs?

If Sandra Bullock really is a lesbian, and if Jennifer really is bi, then those two should get together just for the avalanche of publicity they could net. Think of all the cute photo ops of them co-parenting little Louis! But I doubt Sandra would ever come out, because then she’d have to acknowledge that Jesse’s cheating never really did break her heart because the whole thing was an arrangement.

R272, she could claim he hurt her so much that he turned her off men.

Didn't geffen say cher's cheating "pushed him to date men"?

True, R273 , they could claim to be previously hetero late-in-life lesbians. Except that they probably wouldn’t want to use the term “late-in-life”...

[quote]You don't need to walk for a bottle of milk when you're Jen. That's what a PA Is for.

I think even rich and famous people would like to do normal stuff like walking to a store and getting a bottle of milk.

Why didn't jen and justin spend half their time in NY, the other half in LA?

You know, a compromise?

Now it's coming out they probably were never married. No records of it nor any evidence of them hiring divorce lawyers.

Yes, that is Charlize's son in the pink skirt. He wears dresses too

JA is worth $250 Million, is gorgeous and fit and has had the best of Pitt and Justin's big D. She has freedom, the respect of Hollywood and will have a happy life. AJ, on the other hand, has nothing but a gang of unruly brats, depends on Pitt for money and now that Pitt has dumped her, has NO offers to work. Pitt bought and paid for everything she's done in the time they were together. Poor AJ has lost her looks, no man will touch her and Hollywood has abandoned her. Jen WINS again!

^ wtf do you care?

[quote]I would hate to live where Aniston lives. You need a car for everything. These neighborhoods are dead, nobody walks on the streets, nobody knows anybody, even for a bottle of milk you need to get in the car. I like California, but I want to walk to the beach and walk to get a coffee or to the next cafe.

Yes, but YOU're not TV famous.

The privacy and isolation probably suits her. I'm sure people bother her for autographs (& demand ghastly group selfies) and stare when she goes to a local coffee shop.

Quel horreur!!

SO lovely to be famous!

R277 If true, that is deeply weird.

Walk for a bottle of milk? Milk is normally bought as part of a bigger shopping trip, such as to the supermarket, winding up with more stuff than can comfortably be carried home in one’s arms anyway.

[quote]Walk for a bottle of milk?

It's just an old fashioned phrase - to describe how convenient or not a house is.

Aniston's press agent/stans here are ridiculous.

It's CLEAR that the money and "respect from Hollywood" (which she's never had, not once) don't make her happy: it's all about FAME, having her name constantly out there, AND besting other women like Angelina.

Why would she bother with marriages if the money that makes her so happy truly did make her happy? She's fucking miserable!

And, YES, she slapped together that wedding to that queen when Brad and Angelina were having their own LAVISH wedding in France, all in a mad attempt to siphon off some of Brangelina's publicity.

She has no female friends that she doesn't pay for, aside from CCox, but even that mean girls friendship has fallen far by the wayside as Aniston has gotten OLDER and OLDER.

25 years since her most interesting role in 'Leprechaun.'

If she’s truly a pothead like they say, she doesn’t give a shit about any of it and probably just spends all her time laying around the house watching TV.

Damn, he is one ugly queen without the beard!

yay he woke from the spell and

left the witch.

PRAISE JESUS

I like her, she's stable and dignified.

brad wont touch her with a ten ft pole

burned once was enuf

WOKE

I think even though she has starved herself AJ still has a beautiful face.

In a candid admission, Theroux – who co-wrote “Iron Man 2” and “Tropic Thunder” –disclosed he wouldn’t rule out exploring his own gay side if the opportunity presented itself.

“I hope I’m comfortable enough in myself that if I even had a per­centage of any of that in me, I would feel free to explore it. Actually, I know I would.”

...........

yuck

Agree. That never really married stuff is VERY bizarre. Maybe they knew it wouldn't last because, you know, most marriages don't. "I Know, Right?"

Well it would be smart if it wasn't really a relationship.

They were never married is not bizarre in showbiz. She wanted the publicity of been seen as a married woman. She has no intention of ever truly marrying which make me believe her so called high profile "HET" relationships were publicity to appeal to frau s. I wonder if she is a closeted lesbian.

If they weren't really a couple, or straight, that might explain the nice looking decor.

Only point of this relationship was Jen getting good dick whenever she wanted.

Good dick? Oh my sides.

I like her but I will like her less if they were never married. She seems the least fucked up of all the people she's ever been associated with. She books the movies she can and goes to work and decorates her houses, keeps her face and body trim and attractive, and smokes pot. No drama that I can see over how many years??

Agree with R287

And going to add that famous people attract lunatics/stalkers. LAPD has an anti-stalking unit as it is such a common occurrence. This is one of the reasons famous folks live secluded lives in gated communities with private police (all retired LAPD).

Jen is a nice Greek girl who"s close with her extended family in the LA area as well. This girl doesn't bring much drama to the table so the swipes at her in R302"s article seem silly.

Most people would say Aniston is a bitch if asked.

And that JT is a flaming queen.

It seems odd that people would be mocking Jen for 2 marriages and no kids at 49. If she was a man, no one would think twice about it.

SHE is the one who crowned herself the Frau Queen, always whining in interviews about wanting children. Or paying her friends to "leak" her "desire" to raise children.

Aniston deserves all the blame and ridicule.

Who is criticizing her for not having kids? Is it gay men or straight women?

[quote] it's all about FAME, having her name constantly out there, AND besting other women

[quote] SHE is the one who crowned herself the Frau Queen

But that’s meeeeeeeeee!

She seems pleasent enough and never bothers anyone. She got upset about Brad leaving her but never did anything over the top, she just vented in the dramatic Greek way that is always very colorful, if sad.

She is so old school Democrat and gives to campaigns and candidates, but never burdens us by insisting post offices or parks be named after her.

If she wants to marry or not marry, have kids or not, smoke pot all day and watch TV, then fine. Go for it.

She has two failed marriages on her resume of romances; she needs to take a good look at herself and what she's doing wrong.....

R312 = Jewish ruling

I once ran into Jen in the Hollywood Hills. I was lost and noticed an attractive woman getting into her car. I stopped and rolled down the passenger side window and asked her for directions. She came over leaned into the car and gave me very detailed directions to get back to Sunset Blvd. Jen even made a joke about always getting lost herself. She said she was going the same way and told me I could follow her down. Jen said goodbye and told me to have a great day and to drive safely as the roads in the Hollywood Hills could be dangerous. The sweetest most completely down to earth woman you could ever meet. I didn’t even realize I was getting directions from Jennifer Aniston until we were halfway through our interaction. I think she appreciated being treated like a regular person. A totally cool chick, love her.

💔💔💔💔

R314. What kind of car was the poor thing driving?

Can anyone link to the AD spot on the home? Can't find in a search for some reason. Thanks.

Never mind, found it, duh. Not sure I am glad I did though.

“There’s something about picking out fabrics and finishes that feeds my soul.”

She sounds like Patsy in "Hello" magazine with her cheeks sucked in. 'I prefer a healthy lifestyle". As she nibbles from a humble salad...

“Sexy is important, but comfort is essential,”

add me to the list that always thought he looked gay

especially in that AD shot by the front door with the matching motorcycles. Straight out of the Spike on Santa Monica.

She was one of the nicest and most down to earth women I’ve ever worked with in the film business. Didn’t expect that at all . I didn’t get lesbo vibes at all, but clueless why she dates these similar types. It always seems to blow up.

She now deserves a 30 yr old with 10 girthy inches! And the boytoy gets to live in 50 million $ homes-😃

I see Justin around NYC a lot. He's hot AF, even with the receding hairline.

There are lots of famous people who do their own shopping and live relatively normal lives, the key is to not call the paps.

She does great natural makeup on herself. Perfect for an older woman. SJP really needs to take lessons from her. I was horrified again by tabloids at the supermarket with SJP on the cover with her awful smoky eyes and tarantula lashes. Whatever happened to Baby Jane is this weeks cover story.

Jennifer is fuckable. So is Kim. SJP is not, unless you like a bony carcass that reeks of cigarettes.

Apologies if this is upthread but no record of their marriage license can be found. Guess that makes things easier?

I think the AD story inadvertently told us everything we needed to know about the marriage when she was talking about how hard it was to work his input into her design scheme for the house.

Her face always looks swollen. What's up with that? Imo she was only attractive first four seasons of Friends. She was never beautiful. JOlie's body looks like a carcass but her face is exquisite. Justin Theroux has an ugly ass smile. The only one who looks really good even tho old is Brad Pitt

He seemed so sexy in 2000, when Mulholland Dr came out, but now he kind of gives me the creeps. He's a 46 year old man still trying to look and dress like a 25 year old bad boy hottie--the Norma Desmond of the male indie set.

He should definitely try and thicken his body up so his head doesn't look so big on camera.

Wait What? They were never married? They never had a wedding and just announced that they did...or they had a fake wedding or what???? WTF.

They had a ceremony. Maybe didnt make it official.

The guy Elle Macpherson thought she married in Florida pulled the same thing. Nice wedding, close friends, intimate and romantic but no legal document valid in the US stating they were legally wed. She got fucked, then really fucked.

R258, allegedly, Brad and Angelina have extended the divorce proceedings until the end of 2018.

Also allegedly, Brad’s grey Tesla (the one he just had an accident in) is parked for days on end on Jolie’s property.

I’m not sure whether or not these two are getting a divorce, but I do firmly believe that they are attempting to reconcile. I’ve been hearing about this for at least six months now.

If Angelina pulled out all stops to get out of the relationship because of Brad’s partying, then I can believe that they would try to work it out.

What else are they going to do? There’s way too much invested for the last 15 years. If her problem was his boozing, and he has now quit, getting back together makes sense.

JA is hot as fuck and RICH, why are earth would she want to be married to some brat. Play the field, Jen. Enjoy your life. I like jen. I am glad she has become an independent women and not some needy elizabeth taylor type.

r336. You know nothing. Angelina was supposed to be having an affair with the married Secretary General of Nato, Jens Stoltenberg. She's done with Hollywood types and Brad doesn't excite her.

No one wants her vadge these days, even if it is cancer-free.

Ever since Brangelina broke up, Brad and Jen have been talking. He's been to her house. They are keeping their renewed FRIENDSHIP on the down low so people don't gossip. I think Brad is there for Jen at this difficult time because he understands. Will love blossom again? I hope so! They were the real deal until that hussy decided she didn't care Brad was a married man.

r340 = Life & Style

[quote] Brad's mom is said to be making inroads to get Jen and Brad back together.

Please all of you idjits stop with your tabloid fantasies. Brad left Jen after years of an unhappy marriage. It is never going to be renewed. But it will give the tabloids lots of fodder for stories to make money off these silly fraus. And that includes rumors of Angelina having affairs. Here we go again.

Not crazy about the interior design but Jennifer's house is great. Her last house was pretty awful.

California has provisions for a confidential marriage license. It never gets made public. Obviously you can't keep divorce confidential - though you can get a private judge to handle it so the documents and filings aren't made public.

Yeah r342 but TMZ specifically said they checked with their 'sources' in LA County and they said no confidential license was filed there (the ceremony supposedly took place in Bel Air at her house).

TMZ is a tacky tabloid outfit but they have real, bona fide tight sources in the LA County legal and judicial system. Levin knows within minutes when someone files for divorce there. If they say there's no private license, there probably isn't. Barring of course that they had a private ceremony elsewhere in CA or another state.

Isn't Sandra Bullock a republican?

No R344. Next question.

90saurs want Jen and Brad together again...

[quote] Yeah [R342] but TMZ specifically said they checked with their 'sources' in LA County and they said no confidential license was filed there

So TMZ is saying that they asked an LA County employee to violate the law and release information on a sealed court record? Really? Somehow I doubt it. Though I suppose LA County source could be anyone - the LA County animal control officer or someone who just happens to live in LA County. LOL! TMZ is not the most reliable source though they want you to think they are.

It's amazing to me that this anorexic fame whore is being taken seriously by these high profile people.

I don't think they were legally married, they did a commitment ceremony like Mama June/Sugar Bear

How sad for Angelina, after all her attempts to be taken seriously, the highest honor her stans can dream up is her fucking on yet another ugly dude who’s married to someone else.

R348: she's "deep," you know! Too deep for Hollywood and shallow Brad!

They're starstruck and want to tell their kids they "met Angelina."

Jen's a bore. Men get bored with and then they leave.

Whatever else Angelina may be, she isn't boring. Some dudes like bat shit crazy. They prefer that to being bored.

I would bet on a Pitt-Jolie reconciliation before I'd bet that Brad would get back with Jen. Brad and Angelina have all of those kids and who wants to deal with that? It's a lot of baggage for someone else to take on so they may as well figure out how to make things work and get back together.

Not only that R353, but the kids seem undisciplined and that was a problem between Angie and Brad.

Speaking of that crazy gang of kids - did any of them ever attend school?

Jen is HARDLY a bore - Angie is. Brad has always loved Jen and was led away by a woman who told him she wanted children. Angie only had kids and adopted them to prove a point to Brad - Jen's career meant more than he did. He stupidly bought it and left the woman he committed his life to.

I want to see Jennifer with Jason Bateman. Too bad he is married.

Wild and crazy can have appeal when they are young and gorgeous but as they get older they are crazy and crazier

Mellow appeals at that point

Why do fraus keep bringing up brad. It makes Jen look pathetic, he is her past. I am sure she could care less about people trying to drum up a relationship that ended over ten years ago. What does Angie have to do with jen been fake divorced now since she was never married.

I posted about this before, buy my little brother did some custom work on one of Jen's previous houses. She was hardly a bitch. Very particular, buy she provided lunches and my brother did some extra things for her and she was very appreciative.

It was Demi that was wretched. He said he'd never work for her again.

Their relationship always seemed kind of weird. He seemed like a "walker" or a kept man. He was always by her side at the awards show and he was always attentive. He always said the right things about her and their relationship. It just seemed kind of fake. He changed his whole life for here. From the way he looked (she made him over groom), to where he lived and the things he did (vacationing in Mexico with her friends). He doesn't really strike me as the "beach type"

Their relationship seemed really picture perfect. Too good to be true. I guess that allowed her a few years respite from the press constantly harping on "poor Jennifer was dumped by Brad for Angie". Although this breakup is going to bring this all up again. I can't imagine being her

[quote] Lainey (Lainey Gossip) is having a psychotic break. She's already thrown up multiple unhinged posts about this. Her brain is stuck in 2005

That bitch is crazy. I haven't read her since about 2005. Back when I went to her site, I do remember her going on and on about how Justin Timberlake wants nothing to do with Jessica Biel. How Jessica invited herself to go on tour with Justin and how he's trying to get rid of her but she is basically stalking him. And how once the tour is over he is going to dump her. She was completely wrong about all of that

From our friends at LSA:

"Don't tell me Jen was out here bearding for leather faced homeboy....

She is rich. She can go anywhere she wants and go in style. First class all the way. I was jealous as hell watching those commercials for Emirate Airlines. That being said, she goes to fucking Cabo several times a year dragging the boy toy du jour with her. She lives in L.A. She can go to the beach anytime. And the Cali coast has some spectacular beaches. She hangs out with the same circle of L.A friends. Favorite night out is hanging at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Her favorite "date" is going out to a restaurant. Particularly to show off the latest hunk. See and be seen. Then she complains about the paps. She seems averse to new experiences. Visiting new places. Stepping out of her comfort zone to do something that someone else might find exciting and interesting. What did Mayer say about her? He didn't want to hang out every night in her kitchen playing with the dogs. What he didn't say was getting shit-faced every night on pot before hand. I don't think she's a bitch. Just kind of ordinary. And BORING.

I wouldn’t mind exchanging my borderline poverty ulcerous cube death existence for her sunny vapid pothead Cabo life.

She's free to do whatever she wants. I'm sure plenty of guys wouldn't mind her lifestyle.

BTW, I think John Mayer is in Mexico with Andy Cohen right now. Barf!

Don't really have an opinion on Jen (though Mayer's opinion has weight - really?), I heard any interview with Justin on Fresh Air and I thought HE sounded like a bore - not very articulate, interesting or insightful. Contrast him with Adam Driver who seemed like an interesting and articulate guy, Justin seems deadly dull.

I would give anything for her life as well.

So which is the number one Hollywood power couple now?

I can't think of any, R369

R348, don't assume they take her seriously. Shortly after she did a splashy photo op at a refugee camp in Greece, the borders surrounding Greece closed to them, leaving the refugees stranded. And of course she said nothing about it. She's just there so people know she "cares" and the world leaders and UN officials who do photo ops with her "care" by extension. But it has zero impact on laws or policies.

R369, we're ready to take over, just give us a ring! Our phone lines are completely clear.

He is living in the house again with her and the gaggle of kids. Has been for a few months. Still keeps his own place, but living with AJ and kids.

No drinking, no pot, no fighting, no problem, no divorce.

This is a sad time for Hollywood powercouples! There's nothing now, it's so much different than it used to be back in the heyday of the Hollywood powercouple when you had Farrah and Ryan, Joyce DeWitt and Ray Buktenica, and Lindsay Wagner and Michael Brandon were all over town and the paparazzi couldn't get enough of them.

WE are the face of Heterosexual Hollywood Royalty!

Reese and her agent dick husband. Actually, they are ALL marrying agents these days.

Speaking of, heard Reese's obnoxious voice on some empowerment commercial today that made me want to vomit: "Ambition is not a dirty word." What fucking year are we in again?

[quote]He didn't want to hang out every night in her kitchen playing with the dogs. What he didn't say was getting shit-faced every night on pot before hand.

So she IS the girl next door. Sounds like any couple in suburbia.

Timberlake looks like a methed out hillbilly in that pic

Still waiting for the Macron-Trudeau-Jolie sex sandwich!

[quote] JOlie's body looks like a carcass but her face is exquisite.

Egads, she looks like a praying mantis. She lost her looks years ago. Her face needs some fullness that you get from eating.

Justin Theroux looks like a guy you'd see getting fucked in the corner of a dark leather bar.

I met Angelina years ago at a party given by Brad's manager. At the time, she was probably the most beautiful woman i've ever seen. She was Marilyn Monroe, Sophia Loren, Audrey Hepburn beautiful. Very shy and seemed sweet. Seemed very uncomfortable in crowds.

[R329], I took as a hint of trouble the sentence early in the AD article, "The actress acquired the property in 2011, after selling her beloved Hal Levitt–designed home in L.A.’s Trousdale Estates enclave (AD, March 2010) and attempting to relocate to Manhattan—a move ultimately thwarted by the rabid paparazzi that swarmed outside her Greenwich Village apartment building." I would have added emphasis to the words "beloved" and "attempting" here, but I don't know how.

I've never understood the hate for Jen. I think she's a funny performer, and did good dramatic work in THE GOOD GIRL and CAKE. I know a few show biz types who have met or worked with her and they say she is nice and easy going.

When she was with Brad Pitt, all my older single frau friends had this irrational hatred for her--that she was too ugly and not "worthy" of Brad.

Justin is sort of creepy, but he is BFFs with Amy Sedaris, so maybe he's not all bad? Plus, he has a really hot brother who looks more like his son.

Justin's body is so yummy though...

He didn't get the career boost he was counting on.

Acting, writing, AND producing R386? I think he's doing just fine

Hmmm...

R388 He sounds insufferable.

[quote] Plus, he has a really hot brother who looks more like his son.

Link please.

I always thought the real reason Pitt and Jolie didn't send their kids to school was because they were afraid the kids would spill the beans on creepy stuff that goes on behind closed doors of a Jolie/Pitt household.

Jen is a nice person, very generous with friends.

You have to be wary of tabloid talk - I remember when Brad left, one of the tabloids had pictures of Jen with a new "mystery man" that was helping her forget Brad. There was a photo of her with her long-time hairdresser and friend, Chris. Chris is gay and we had a good laugh at that. Oh, Chris' brother is married to someone in my family.

R392 here again

I was living in the West Village at the time Jennifer moved to NY. I used to see her trying to walk around unbothered. Once she was out with Brad Pitt's mom, and Brad's mom asked me directions to the Spotted Pig. I am horrible with directions and gave the wrong directions! Jennifer knew where this place was but was polite about it.

She has remained close to Pitt's mom over the years.

Lousy datedar, R322.

Hmm two stories about Jen giving directions and asking for directions. Fishy as hell I say. She does seem basic and boring I agree.

Justin and Jen should have never gotten married. I seem to remember he dumped his long-term girlfriend for Jennifer and he happily was with Jennifer for years before getting engaged. He seems the type to feel caged in by marriage.

Old picture of Justin's brother Sebastian.

Thanks, R396. I think he is much better looking than Justin.

[quote] Justin and Jen should have never gotten married.

They didn’t!

Sebastian Theroux is so cute! He is 18 years younger than bro Justin.

I would rather live with Jen in Bel Air than in Justin's poky apartment.

Me too. That $500k museum quality sofa is to die for.

[quote]So TMZ is saying that they asked an LA County employee to violate the law and release information on a sealed court record? Really?

Yes. they don't ask LA County employees - they have many on payroll, they pay them big bucks to pass along information. They get scoops on LA based legal issues every week, and have for years. They have great local sources - everyone in media knows this.

If Levin says there's no private marriage license in LA County, there likely isn't. That doesn't mean they didn't get a license in another CA county and have a private ceremony done there, then have the reception in Bel Air. Let's see if divorce papers ever get filed (these by law can't be private in CA).

If they didn't ask an LA County courthouse employee then how do they know what was filed under seal?

You know it's cheap and easy for Harvey to make these claims but when you break them down he is certainly suggesting he paid someone to violate a court order. He has you fooled if you think he is always correct. Please tell us then how theoretically he would have learned this otherwise, unless it's a friend of the couple. A law firm perhaps violated their attorney-client privilege and leaked this to Harvey? I doubt that very much.

Yes, we do know that divorce filings are not under seal.

Justin is scheduled to be on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert tomorrow, Tues 02/20. I wonder if he'll show up?

Howard Stern has talked about attending the wedding in Jen"s backyard.

The detailed information about everybody (Hollywood) contained in R18's link is scary shit, page after page.

Maybe this bitch is fine being single or enjoys the company of women. These two were never a good match anyway!

LOL Aniston "married" Theroux because she wanted kept dick. She will fine another soon enough, trust

She isn't a bitch.

[quote]Howard Stern has talked about attending the wedding in Jen"s backyard.

Just because you have it catered doesn't make it legal.

Some people aren’t meant for marriage. I don’t understand why she married him. He’s cute, but he’s all in for NYC. Don’t marry people who don’t want to live with you, or who you don’t want to live with.

If this was such an uncompromising situation, then just be FWB. That way, everyone stays friendly, no hard feelings, and no checks for a few million are written.

You're assuming she's comfortable sharing that dick R411. I'd probably want Justin to myself. Plus sometimes its nice to have someone to cuddle with on a random Friday night without calling them over for sex first.

Dat man been hookin' up with other wimmin for ages -

Do we have proof R413? If Jen was so angered by Justin hugging some B-list celebrity, its hard to believe she was okay with that.

She's got a better contract to go back and beard for Brad now he's divorced from skeleton woman.

I'd easily take Justin today over Brad today if it was just about who I'd rather fuck. Now Brad in his prime was a prize.

Brad and Angelina aren't divorced.

Nor are they broken up, R417.

Wish they were! I’d still take Brad today over all of ‘em.

But yes, BP in his prime was IT. Depp was the best out of all of them, but we all know how that ended up. It’s almost impossible to believe that such a perfect and exquisite face is gone. Just gone. Not even a trace of it left, anywhere.

I never found either Brad Pitt nor Johnny Depp even remotely sexy.

Brad in his prime UGH. I got off to him in gladiator least 20 times. No wonder Jen lost her damn mind for years after she lost him.

Gladiaaaaator, R420?

Troy lol my bad all!

R420/R422, your hand and dick were more intent on jerking to Brad than they were on the film itself.

Well obviously

Brad Pitt always looks like he got a lobotomy.

I loved Brad in Legends of the Fall. I went and saw that with my best friend. After the movie was over, we drove up to our horses, saddled up, and went riding through the hills in a full moon. It fucking beautiful. I’ll never forget that. One of my favorite memories.

Like it was said upthread, Justin today is much hotter than Brad today. And I bet he fucks better

Brad was very handsome in Legends of the Fall. But he is not a very good actor.

I disagree, r428. It depends on what he’s in. I didn’t care for him in Troy, but I loved him in A River Runs Through It, Kalifornia, Seven, The Councilor.

Brad's a better actor but I like how Justin combats the artsty/bad boy vibe he has by being the writer of the silliest films like Tropic Thunder, Rock of Ages and Zoolander 2.

Pitt is a shit actor, he doesn't understand how to become a character.

Pitt isn't exciting. It's just that simple. Whatever amount he had was blown in "Thelma and Louise" and then pffffft.

And Brad's dumb as a rock. I was at the taping of his Inside the Actor's Studio episode and he could barely form a sentence. I applaud the editors who chopped 3 hours of 1- and 2-word answers into something that sounded coherent.

He's so dumb it's almost offensive.

I saw that segment, r433!

Watching and listening to Pitt, I marveled at the nature of stardom. What must it be like to have your every inane utterance met with applause and approving laughter? I don't hold that against Pitt- that's the nature of stardom, even if I don't see what his fans see.

And I write this as someone who has nothing against Pitt and believe the reports that he is genuinely a nice guy.

But I always predicted Jolie would one day leave him. I don't wonder why the volatile, crazy, interesting Jolie left him- she was probably bored out of her mind with him.

I read that Pitt and Julie were getting back together.

I would guess no passion in a relationship where they remain great friends after it is over.

Brad Pitt's accent in Inglourious Basterds was HILARIOUS. Right out of Iowa community theater.

I think a real test for acting for Pitt, as well as Julia Roberts for that matter, was when they separately guest starred on Friends in the 90's. Their performances in contrast to the core cast fell flat. Yes, these mildly talented TV actors clearly showed them up. Around that time they also had Alec Baldwin guest star and he proved able to shine. Granted, they say comedy is generally a challenge for actors, and Pitt and Roberts were never known for this genre on television nonetheless, (AB wasn't known for this at the time either) but it still revealed their limited acting chops.

Acting in a sitcom is different from acting in a feature film -- unless that feature film is a Jennifer Aniston feature film.

Julia Roberts fucking glows. And she can act a bit.

I wouldn't even call it much of a contest between modern Brad and Justin. Justin is one of the hottest guys his age working today.

And besides being this hot, Justin can act, write, produce, and hold more than a two minute conversation.

[quote] I read that Pitt and Julie were getting back together.

She’s a total cunt.

Jennifer is having an affair with Pharrell.

R443: Now I know she's gay.

OK, so here’s a true story regarding some of the thespians at hand.

Pitt and Aniston were still newlyweds. If I recall correctly, married 2 to 3 months, max.

Pitt ran into a mutual acquaintance. Both stopped to chat and shoot the breeze regarding upcoming projects, etc.

Mutual acquaintance asked Pitt how he liked “the married life”. Pitt looks down at the floor, looks up at mutual acquaintance and says, “I think I fucked up”. Mutual acquaintance looks at Pitt, and says, “Oh dude. Did you cheat on her?” Pitt looks at mutual acquaintance and says, “No man. I didn’t cheat on her. I think I fucked up by marrying her.”

Am I the only one who thought Jennifer and Brad were probably evenly matched and well suited? They are both boring potheads who like to fix up houses.

But Brad is such a god damn empty vessel he needed his partner to constantly give him the personality he never had. Which is ridiculous and something he should have figured out as a teen.

Well, R446, she certainly wasn’t evenly matched with Justin, that’s for sure.

Jennifer should have ended up with Matt LeBlanc. Didn’t they have some fling? He was perfect for her.

[quote]Jennifer should have ended up with Matt LeBlanc.

Put down the People. And bless your heart.

Jennifer is WAY too good for Matt Leblanc. She should have stayed with Justin

Julia Roberts is not a bad actress.

I agree with those who say that Justin is tons more talented than Pitt. Pitt's claim to fame is his looks and how he was able to play the PR game.

He and AJ I am sure themselves hired this Russian prankster who attacked Pitt on the red carpet while AJ was promoting Maleficent. The length these celebs go to, to promote themselves never ceases to amaze me. Pitt and Jolie were masters riding the PR game for years and no trick was too extreme and too low if they could get some headlines out of it.

AJ after the attack said "Most fans are just wonderful. We've had a wonderful experience over the years, and we're very grateful for their support, and it will not change the way we behave."

Win/Win - they got some major headlines and good press out of it.

[quote]Jennifer is WAY too good for Matt Leblanc. She should have stayed with Justin

I may lose faith in humanity if you are not a suburban housewife.

Haha Theroux is sooo edgy, so downtown art scenester....ummm....dude lives in West Village/Greenwich Village. Ain't no edgy people left there. Hello bankers and trust funders - those are his oh so "edgy" neighbors.

Well there are a few octagenarians clinging to a few remaining rent control units. They are way more interesting and "edgy" than this wizened leatherface will ever be.

Lets go to the VIP room at the Spotted Pig! Drink and do lines of coke...cause we are so "edgy".

Theroux is ridiculous. He - and his batshit crazy fanbois - makes it sound like he is out doing graffiti and slinging dope with Jean Basquiat in Thompson Square Park circa 1986.

Brad at R425 has the thousand-yard stare

Canadian artist/photographer/model Petra Collins is rumored to be the object of Justin's affection.

She's considered one of NYC's trendy "It Girls".

The woman at R454 looks horrid.

Ya I cannot FATHOM someone leaving Jen for her.

Two words: neck mole

Yes, R457. That’s disgusting.

She photographed him last year for L'Uomo Vogue.

......

The pictures at R459 are painfully terrible.

She looks like Warhol Superstar VIVA crossed with trans musician Sophie.

"The 22-year-old fashion photographer" just no

Her father is a wealthy "financier" in Canada

Another "edgy" one for oh so "edgy" Theroux

More about the "edgy"- wealthy -trust funder Petra:

At age 24, Collins has already been characterized as “Warholian” by artistic icons.

Collins is well on her way to her dream, having photographed celebrities such as Kim Kardashian-West, directed campaign shoots for major brands (most recently for Nordstrom) and a music video for Carly Rae Jepsen.

She sounds like a perfect match for the awful Theroux.

Why so many Theroux haters? He's so hot.

two spoiled baby pretend-artists. Edgy!

[quote]If they didn't ask an LA County courthouse employee then how do they know what was filed under seal?

They don't ask them, they pay them. On payroll. that was the gist of the statement.

Theroux is screwing someone in NYC and not surprise if its Petra Collins. She's 25, "edgy" in the same faux way he thinks he is and almost as annoying. I bet she's the source for the media leaks re Justin's "edgy" NYC lifestyle enticing him from Jen's "boring" laid back Malibu barbie scene and causing their split. He just got too interesting and intellectual for her to handle. Right.

Fully believe he's fucking someone else, I just have a hard time believing he left Jen for her. That seems too crazy for me. He was with JENNIFER ANISTON. No way this random chick helps his social life more than her. He hangs with rappers like Wiz Khalifa and goes to parties. Jen seems to like to have quiet nights in. They just don't want to live the same life it seems.

If he dumped Aniston for he's off his damn rocker. V this V

If he dumped Aniston for he's off his damn rocker.

V this V

formatting doesn't work as I wanted to, anyway the woman is hideous.

Smack snorting face.

Jen will no longer get this bulge. Such a tragedy.

He cancelled his appearance on Colbert. He was scheduled to appear on tomorrow's show. Pussy.

Again, I will reiterate: she should be with Jason Bateman.

They are very old friends; both very funny; same kevel of success; both cute/sexy; both seem to enjoy LA.

I would LOVE them as a couple R475

[quote] If he dumped Aniston for he's off his damn rocker. V this V

Warhole and Warholian. An apt description of an individual who is insufferably "cool". If it's true that he checked out months ago this gossip might have some legs. She's unfortunate looking but she may be mature for her years and they might have more in common. Attraction is a mystery that will never be solved.

I don't believe all the BS about her being some tragic spinster no man wants. She's a rich hot woman if she is at all annoyed or bored with a guy she can drop him. She's older but I'm sure there's still a line up of guys who'd love to fuck her.

He used her. He got what he wanted from her, the end. She used him too. The engagement, the faux wedding. I’m not sorry for either of them.

R479 The world is full of hot women that have been single for many years. There are also many women that never found the right one and just had fleeting romances.

Are the days of hot, well-educated, impecably-mannered gigilos gone?

I tried my damnedest to get into a relationship with a Justin Theroux type. MUCH hotter than Justin, better body, and 6”3. Funny, and smart as a whip too.

We got to the point where he was about to move in, and he called the whole thing off.

We’re still good friends, & he ended up with a total Hipster chick, which was a better match.

We got along well, and the attraction was there, but he was just too “hip” for my ass.

I have a dear friend in Canada who made the mistake of marrying a NYC Hipster. They lasted 7 years, which was WAY longer than we all had anticipated.

Guys like that are always looking for the next new thing. Hard to hold on to. Not sure why she married Theroux. She’s cute, and she’s got her shit together, for the most part.

Rumor has it, that Jen becomes EXTREMELY neurotic once the wedding vows are exchanged. Allegedly, she’s very controlling, and wants everything to go her way. Pitt hung in there longer than most. Had he not met Jolie, he might have stuck it out for a few more years, but that was doomed too.

Well, perhaps because Jen didn't actually marry the oh so "edgy" "hipster" Theroux, she didn't feel neurotic!

he way too hot for her

she an old biddy

cum bak to our side justin.....

What’s “edgy” about Thoreaux? He dresses way too young, dyes his hair too black and looks like the botoxed millionaire “rebel without a cause” that he is.

He's too clean-cut and his hair is all wrong for being edgy.

All the leaks about him being edgy make him look stupid.

Fifteen years ago he was borderline edgy.

Now, not so much.

Do you think Justin ever bought Jennifer a fabulous and luxurious gift? A jewel? A surprise vacation to a romantic place like Paris or Rome or Tahiti? A restaurant? A Maybach?

A hickey. Or a particularly large joint.

He gave her a Jasper DeKimmel painting for their first anniversary.

It went downhill from there.

Hopefully he didn't give her an STD.

Pitt was too bland even in his prime. But Johnny Depp was highly fuckable.

Was just watching a video from "Benny and Joon" and it is easy to forgot how fucking beautiful Depp was during that period. Stunning.

Justin's gift to her was that dick

Unfortunately, it was the gift that keeps on giving- to everyone in NY.

Jennifer was compensating for her lack of proper fuck meat from her Pitt marriage.

I've seen that picture of Brad many times. His dick looks fine to me and that body- JFC.

Brad in his prime was near perfect, but he's average now. Justin is far hotter than Brad is now. No contest. And I bet he's the better fuck

Im not sure about that. He kept Angelina happy for years and she has a pretty high freak meter.

Angelina is also obsessed with prestige (I'm not trying to be derogatory, I am the same way). And that's something Brad gave her in spades. They were THE couple of Hollywood for years

Angelina also seemed obsessed with sex, although that could have gone along with her vajay being ripped out

But AJ didn't get her downtown Suzy spayed until the end of her relationship with BP

I've known of female types like Angelina, they go through their freak stage and then decide it's time to "settle" and raise a family. "Settle" always meant turning her back on her cock craving ways and settling for a guy who may not be the best fuck (the studs have too much potential to run off if not catered to) , I get it, the situation here is different in the whole BP/ AJ/ JA triangle, but if Brad was giving AJ the meat she was used to (Billy Bob Thorton is massively hung and considered a modern Hollywood legend for this reason alone) it stands to reason that she would have fought to hang onto to him despite his drinking. Isn't she supposed to be a humanitarian? Leaving the love of her life who is in need of love to save him? She couldn't handle his lack of man meat AND the fact he was hurting the image she worked on forging for years. She had weaved the image of the perfect Hollywood family but his public displays of drunken and drug fueled rage against one of her precious props, I mean children, meant he had to go and go soon.

[quote] his public displays of drunken and drug fueled rage

What are you talking about? There may have been an alcohol problem but THIS did not happen.

Brad is so vanilla and boring. Justin is bound to have been WAY more adventurous and energetic in bed than him

R506 That is some fantastical thinking there.

Have you seen Brad get interviewed? It's like watching grandpa.

Do you people have ANY sexual experience at all? It truly is one of the times you can never judge a book by its cover. Nor by its interviews.

Ya right! If you really believe in all these wholesome boring people who magically become freaks in the sheets you watch too much porn! People willing to try new things or things outside the mainstream in everyday life also WAY more likely to do so in bed

Just what has Theroux "tried" that is outside the "mainstream in everyday life"? Ok, He bought a flat in a super expensive neighborhood (WV/GV) where his neighbors are mostly hedge fund guys or Sean Parker or Zuckerberg...He goes to the Spotted Pig VIP room and drinks and does coke. Gee, what else? Motorcycles? Well Brad has plenty of those. Leather pants? Is that "outside the mainstream"?

Really, why is Theroux considered so "edgy"??

Way to exaggerate, R510. But what I said is true. Sometimes it's just the opposite of what you think. Being adventurous in life activities does not in any way correlate to being adventurous in bed. They are different areas of life and of your psyche.

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Billy Bob could have a dick the size of a baseball bat, but he is still gross.

I don't think A. Jolie cares about anything but being famous.

Billy Bob is gross but he turns me on at any age and the dick will be an excellent party favour

Billy looks like he doesn't wipe properly.

what underwear?

Size is primarily a guy thing

r519 no it isn't primarily. exaggerated size like 9 inches maybe. But tons of women prefer a big cock.

This thread has been interesting to read. I suspect Jen is really just too nice.

She should meet Jimmy Garapollo and ride him for few years. It will be good for both of them.

[R520], most women don't give a rat's ass about cock size- unless it's so small it is useless. They care about what you do with it and other things more important to females. Men are clueless.

So he is gay?

Person upthread saying there is no way to tell if someone is adventurous in bed or not based on their personality is full of it. Of course you can, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard

But BBT said fucking jolie was akin to fucking a sofa. And that she lied when she turned up to a premiere and said they'd fucked in the limo on the way there. She's full of crap and known for talking out of her arse.

Well, if she's a liar no wonder Brad was exonerated.

Jolie didn't say that about the limo. Billy Bob said it.

No, she said it. Google it.

Pictures of Justin's cock? Can't be bothered rereading the thread

There’s something wrong with Brad’s titties at r497, esp in pic on left

Justin is hung

[quote] There’s something wrong with Brad’s titties at R497, esp in pic on left

What’s wrong with them precisely?

^ no outward muscle curvature at top, too much curvature on bottom combine to make a girly looking little booby pouch, plus oddly placed nips that are too close to center line of chest.

Do they always look like that?

I'll find out and get back to you.

No, R528. I've seen the video and it was Billy Bob who said it. She did not. So maybe you need to google the video.

One of you queens just post the video so we can put it to rest

Are you people dumb?

His exact words, as she was acting like a mind controlled sex kitten and rubbing up against him, were "We fucked in the car". And saying it with quite the cheshire grin.

She was so stoned on weed and pills and red wine (she used to wake up and drink as if it were cappuccino) in that interview it was hysterical.

Her sex drive is probably gone now, between weighing 80 pounds and having most of her vadge removed.

Heard Jennifer has been getting serviced by the fall back boy toy Gabriel Aubry, crazy Halle's ex. Not a bad consolation prize.

I read - years ago, mind you - that BBT and jolie were on the way to the premiere and were fully clothed and not having any kind of sex when jolie convinced him that when they arrived at the premiere, they should tell reporters they had sex in the limo. It was all her idea. It was in some kind of sequel book to You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again.

I guess they're both better actors than I gave them credit for.

She's better single.

By "had sex" he meant "shot smack".

Like most anorexics, Jolie is ashamed of her body. She is constantly criticizing (internally) how she appears. She tries to exude a "fuck you, here I am" attitude, but it masks her self hatred of her body.

Retreating to opiates and alcohol is how she survives. Brad Pitt was able to prop her up for a while, allowing her to spew out 3 children (via IVF), but she started decompensating,

Angelina's next developmental goal is to recognize she is no longer a sex symbol, but a middle aged woman. She will have trouble with this, and we will probably see some acting out.

Thank you Jeanne Dixon. No one cares about that burned-out fake tits on a stick.

And thank you, R543, and your National Enquirer take on things. Back to your vodka now.

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