Mike Pence's ManPussy

Does it stink?

I'd've totally fucked his boipussy in its heyday.

Karen Pence rubs holy water, red wine, and a Eucharist cracker over his hole each night, R1.

They're not Cathylick, R1. They use grape Kool-Aid for the blood of Christ!

LOL at the Trumpster who just voted 100. "He ONLY took sperm up his ass 100 times, mmkay!"

Pence's pants have an ass zipper for easy, quick access fucking.

He was a thing of beauty, wasn't he R2. I loved his scene with Tom Chase.

lol at this thread.

I can just see him getting banged... "mother! oh, mother! I'm cummmmmingg!!!!!"

He is notorious in the Indiana statehouse for his funny gait and the sloppy, wet, squishy sounds heard whenever he walks into a room.

Wow OP! That’s him ? Awesome photo. Is that Sun-In Hair I spot ? Now I’m convinced he’s a closeted and self loathing individual. Aaron Schock circa 1983. Cute though .

Mikey is a growing boy and needs his daily protein shots. He has thick skin so only very hulking men can give him his injections.

R:10 I’m JK But seriously looks like ol’ Mikey boy . Do we think he’s a closet case for reals?

Does Karen peg him?

He is a cumslut

In OPs photo the background in the young MP photo is telling, if that is the young MP.

That is not MP.

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That's him :

Is that Carlo Masi in the background of OP's linked pic?

How many dresses does a governess need?

The pic @OP was shown here two years ago with the claim it was Pence. Someone was able to find out who it really was, but I can't remember.

If Mike actually had Brad Patton's cock he'd be a whole lot nicer to people.

R18 RATTY KOREAN WIG ALERT!

Not gentleman caller material. No bottoms in my scheduling book.

"Pass Around Pencey" as she was known at the Indianapolis downtown Y.

He loves getting gangbanged.

Why do you think he left the Catholic church for the holy roller Baptists?

This particular Church became somewhat liberal. Still is. Pence particularly didn’t like the priest supporting health care for unmarried partners.

His wife was married before, so maybe the Catholics wouldn't let him have a church wedding. I've heard from someone who lives in Indiana that the wife has some scandal surrounding her, that's why Pence didn't run for President, he didn't want her dirty laundry aired. But if Pence is gay, who could blame Mother for getting some dick on the side?

He's into getting fisted.

Mike Pence has severe anal prolapse

That's why he can't get up at the South Korean Olympics

Gurl I bet his pussy is dry as hell

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I hear Karen waxes Mikey's manpussy before his all-night plow sessions.

Pence is immensely anti-gay; moreso than a simple, straight conservative opposing change and is not interested in relating to gay rights issues and lifestyles.

Pence, on the other hand, shows behavior of older closet gays who vigorously oppose anything gay due to suppressed homosexual desires. And by being anti-gay, they are affirming their denial. Larry Craig, Ted Haggard, and other high profile figures displayed such prior to having their secrets exposed for engaging in homosexual acts.

I doubt few of them keep it totally disconnected, and they sneak around to release their pinned-up desires. Then they may feel guilt and anger until their suppressed urges overwhelms them again.

Pence as a HS senior

Wow that photo just SCREAMS closet closet case at R36.

Cheryl thinks Mike Pence's manpussy stinks

All that repressed desire and hypocrisy...Jesus

OP'S photo on the right isn't Pence, it's gay porn star Brad Patton.

"Mother" turned him straight with her poontang.

And not just her poontang

He loves to comb and fix Mother's hair too

Her top hair or bottom hair, R41?

Both...Mother has a huge 1970s-style natural bush...

It's part of their religious beliefs

Besides with Mother having all that hair "down there" Mike can't see her vagina....

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Easily over 1,000.

Isn't he fucking some young page?

why oh why do I think Pence is so hot???

R47 = Miss Lindsay Graham

I have a feeling Mike is more of a rape and kill em kinda guy. And then pray pray pray.

Just an awful man, awful.

He looks like he's very romantic and kissy. Into holding hands and watching Nicholas Sparks adaptations because he just "loves how the low country."

Pence's motorcade really messed up my commute this evening. What the hell is he doing in Boston, of all cities, to seek funds for the upcoming election. Yeah, good luck with that, asshole! Drain The Swamp!

Is "drain the swamp" code for Mother giving Mike Pence an anal cleaning?

to handle his craving for cum he would have to lay missionary and after 1000 horny hillbillies have blown their loads so high into him he has sperm snots...its still isn't enough.

Mother helps him "prepare" for his young suitors, if you know what I mean.

Let's just say, the "FLEET" is in!

lol, R55.

Does Mother have a penis? His Mother really his Daddy?!

Only one man fills the hole...in Mike's spiritual heart.

Oops, wrong Jesus. The boss of Mike's hole is a Jewish carpenter.

Pence was actually cute when he was younger. He's not even bad looking for an old man. It's just that little nose that throws his face off a bit.

His daughter was on the View hawking her stupid bunny book, and she screams lesbian. I pray with all of the strength that I can muster that she is gay gay gay. What will ol' Pencey do then?

The escort who had him as a client said he was very uptight and repressed-acting.

Coin slot or sink hole?

Mike Pence and his Winking Hole

I bet it's veryv wrinkly.

[quote] His daughter was on the View hawking her stupid bunny book, and she screams lesbian. I pray with all of the strength that I can muster that she is gay gay gay. What will ol' Pencey do then?

Go to a gay bar together, and celebrate. Like father, like daughter.

[quote] The escort who had him as a client said he was very uptight and repressed-acting.

Well, color me surprised!!

I was getting hungry reading the "Mexican food" thread, and then saw this thread directly above it, and lost my appetite.

r59.

Cuz Jesus kept his crown of thorns on to do carpentry.

I should be so lucky to get a hot daddy like Pence!

He is not that hot at all, R70.

He's gross like a dried up vaginal cream infused tampon. I wonder if Mother has ever had a tampon up her's?! Those Xtian women hate penetration of any kind you know ;)

Not 1,000. Maybe 900.

Mother can't possibly satisfy his voracious manpussy on her own.

I want to give Mike Pence a well-deserved spanking with a ping pong paddle. But then again I wonder if he'd enjoy it too much.