I Love New York marathon starting tomorrow !!!

Its been on since Thursday boo

That's been Flavor of Love, also starting New York.

I was watching "Flavor of Love" today. I can't believe it's been 12 years since it premiered in January 2006. And damn, I forgot how trashy that show was!

'Flavor of Love' had one of the best/worst/most hilarious reality television moments when one of the contestants accidentally shit on the floor as all the contestants were clinking their glasses of champagne at the start of the season:

R4 you beat me to it. That was so bizarre.

I watched that episode when it originally aired 12(?!) years ago and I've never forgotten it. It must be one of the many nadirs of reality television, but it's never ceases to make me laugh. The reactions are the best part.

ceases=ceased

Trashy, r3? These ladies were the epitome of elegance and good taste:

You guys are just jealous because I look like Beyonce.

Lmao. Its broad daylight am Im sitting here watching the FOL marathon.

When they cast Good Christian Bitches on ABC, they missed the hottest one of all.

Starting now.

I have sexual fantasies about some of these men.

So from I ❤ NY, seasons 1 & 2, who turned out to be gay?

IIRC, Sister Patterson thought Heat and 12-Pack were involved.

I was more of a Tool Academy kinda gal myself.

Ugh, I forgot Omarosa made an appearance.

Almost as great a mess as Flavor of Love was the first season of Rock of Love.

Out of all the "Flavor of Love" girls, Hottie was the classiest. I will never forget that elegant and demure tittie-sling.

Heat is drunkenly telling 12Pack how hot he is.

Now Michelle is dragging them to church.

Rico did a few adult movies after I love NY under the name Marco Rivera

I always wondered why New York's last name is Pollard and her mother's last name is Patterson. That's because New York's parents never married. And Sister Patterson was only 44-years-old when she first appeared on "Flavor of Love". I thought she was way older than that!

And Rock of Love gave us the Continental elegance of Frenchy Morgan, who went on to wind up Leslie Jordan on Celebrity Big Brother.

R21 I thought Sister Patterson looked younger than 44 on FOL. Maybe it's the myth of "Black don't Crack" but I thought she had Tiffany at 15 or something.

Sister looks better or worse, on different shows, depending upon the narrative.

I agree, r21. I thought that old battle-axe was at least in her late 50s back then.

Hottie was my favorite! I don’t remember the one who pooped on the floor, but I will never forget Hottie’s microwave “fried” chicken.

Rico

Nice cock.

I will never forget the fight at the beginning of the FOL Season 2 premiere episode. Saaphyri vs, H-Town.

These shows are trash, but New York and her crazy wildebeest of a mother are like a car wreck that you just can’t turn away from.

Season 2 is on now with Buddha, Tailor Made, Mr Wise (white trash hot with a huge cock), Pretty (gay) and The Entertainer.

So funny. Sister Patterson tells Frank The Entertainer "You're a freak! You're a pervert!" several times. "How old is the youngest girl you've slept with? What is her age?"

Later, Sister tells his mother, "You look like you have a beaver's ass on top of your head."

The best of Somethin' (the floor shitter). She was batshit crazy!

More Something disgustingness that never made it to TV. She left her used tampon on the shower soap rack.

They never show season 3 of Flavor of Love for some reason. It was pretty boring overall and had no New York, but it's still better than most of what VH1 shows these days. Although I don't miss seeing those ugly ass twins that were on.

Rock of Love was even sleazier than FOL. The women on it made ones on FOL look somewhat classy in comparison. Brett Michaels was prettier and softer looking than many of the rough looking skanks on that show.

r30

how do you know about the cock?

Who was the white hippy chick that told everyone she wanted to get pregnant by Flav and "have brown babies"?

We need to put R9's post into some context.

I remember when there was a rumor going around that Sister Patterson wasn't really Tiffany's mother, but then they did that [italic]Family Therapy[/italic] show together.

New York was a true reality character.

Sister Patterson was meant to be on just ONE ep of FoL and she became as being a "celeb" as New York

So many hilarious quotes here:

"You better walk his Greg Brady ass down there before he gets sliced!"

"I'm not talking about a small dish, baby I'll give you a buffet!"

"You know what? Talk to the ass!"

I laughed myself stupid when I first saw her savage Diary Room read of Gemma Collins on Celebrity Big Brother. The combination of the vicious shit-talking with the crisp, ladylike delivery is priceless.

[quote]I Love New York marathon starting tomorrow

Will anyone be passing out little cups of water?

[quote]how do you know about the cock?

They brought in the ex-girlfriends to be interviewed by Sister Patterson and NY. At one point, when they were alone, the ex asked him if if Tiffany had seen his cock. She said, "When she does, that'll seal the deal."

^He really was gorgeous, as was Whiteboy from season 1.

I love New York. Too bad she’s screwed her face with bad plastic surgery now.

Tiffany is so light skinned but her mother and father are not

is there a nastier bitch alive????

PRICELESS TV!

R45 YES! Whiteboy was so krazy sexy. He seemed like he was 24 hours out of the joint.

god I love this show

I'd do Mr Wise or Whiteboy in a heartbeat and I normally don't go for bad boy types.

They missed a great opportunity not putting Tiffany in Celebrity BB USA. She was the best thing on the UK BB. Omarosa and Brandi Glanville, both cunts, are trying to act reasonably nice. Tiffany would let them know who the HBIC really is.

I always wondered if they all just played along in knowing New York was a character. Or was this before everyone knew "reality shows" were fake?

I think they all know it's an act. Act or not, it was hilarious when Sistah Patterson told NY she was dying but they didn't have a name for it yet. So much funnier than the woman in The Room saying she had breast cancer.

Larissa and Shay are beefing online lol

R56 I had to laugh when I saw this thread was active again. Not 5 minutes before I was thinking about a co-worker with an inflated opinion of herself and I thought of R42's clip. I'd love to tell her "You are a FAT CUNT and someone lied to you, several times, when they told you you are fly, hot, sexy, and beautiful. You're nothing like that, nothing of the sort."

"She was UNQUALIFIED to own those shoes." LOL