What do DLers think of Brigitte Macron?

Non!

True love

Une barbe, j'espere

She looks really old. My mother is 77 and has 1/4 the wrinkles she does.

Yes, R3, I've heard the rumors. France is really odd. Is there another country who would vote for a guy who married the teacher who preyed upon him when he was 15 and was supposedly living a double life?

This is Mathieu Gallet who Macron was supposedly hooking up with:

Why would she leave her husband and young children to beard for him? That doesn’t make sense, unless she decided she’s a lesbian.

Maybe she just wanted to be with him and doesn't mind sharing?

I wonder if they really have receptive vaginal intercourse?

That’s one of the worst pictures I’ve seen of her, OP, so we know what you want us to think.

She’s actually really chic as fuck. Even fit grannies in the US give up by dripping themselves in Eileen Fisher burlap sacks.

He always takes her everywhere and is constantly touching her, so I’m convinced he doesn’t have a double life. It’s France—he could have a husband and be gay all day long if he wanted.

She's worse than Woody Allen.

Her wig is too big for her head and it looks like she has osteoporosis with that hunchback. She also should have gone easy with the tanning. her skin looks crispy.

....

This is what Jane Fonda would look like if she never had surgery.

Too thin. But she hasn't had bad work.

Young Emmanuel looking like Timothée Chalamet, and doing the exact same thing, fucking a blond airhead who could be his parent. It's CMBYN with a happy ending. What's your problem queens ? You LOVE cmbyn, nothing weird or pedo there right?

dude @ R5 is hot

And in jail...

This woman is as unappealing as that shrivelled-up woman known as Jane Fonda.

You'd think Mme. Macron could afford a better weave.

Those poly-nylon flyaways in R12 are atrocious!

[quote]Why would she leave her husband and young children to beard for him?

I don't think that was being suggested. They obviously had a very strong connection at the time and do to this day, but at 15 he may not yet have been aware of his bisexuality. Anyway, what do I know--or care. But the rumors about him and Gallet have been persistent, including from "insiders."

I hear you, r20, but he’d know his orientation by the time he’s 29 (the age he married her).

Doesn’t mean he couldn’t be really open, but I doubt the rumors. He’d be more the type to fuck older men to advance, if anything. His one passion is his drive for power.

Brigitte and Emmanuel are in love with the same person : Emmanuel.

She devoted her whole life to his ambition.

Started fucking Macron when he was 15. Left hubby and kids to run off to Paris to be with him when he was 18. The ONLY reason she stayed out of jail was that she was from a wealthy, well-known family. Groomer and predator no different to Woody Allen.

Did someone mention me?

Ahem.

Pu it this way - Trump wouldn't grab her pussy.

I think he really loves her, there's has been a movie about the campaign and they're always together, kissing etc.

By the way, Mathieu Gallet has been fired from his job as head of the national public radio group. So, Macron didn't support him to keep is job, some say he even pushed for Gallet being fired.

It's stupid cause Gallet was very good at his job.

I think she's one lucky woman.

I agree with r28. Waiting for her to die so I can make my move. If he went for an average looking 40 year old woman when he was 15, I think we all have a chance.

It's a strong non from me, I'm afraid.

What are the basis for the rumours, r20? Did they appeared together a lot or smething?

She looks awful, not chic at all. Big head, big wig, crispy tan and always in an unflattering short skit to show off her chicken legs.

She's fabulous!

She's lovely.

And the fact she hadn't broken the law, R23.

Yellow is hard to pull off but she does it here with aplomb.

That’s why tRump loves her. Same skin.

Use a poll, dummy.

Non! She's like a French Sam Taylor-Johnson and I find her repulsive both aesthetically and morally.

She’s fabulous! I’d take her over the vapid First Hooker of the US any day. I can only hope to have it that together at her age - and have such a hot stud husband.

[quote] This is Mathieu Gallet who Macron was supposedly hooking up with:

Stop that shit already. That "rumor" was actually the first attack the Russians inundated the web with during our elections in France. When it occurred to them that we wouldn't give two shits about it even if it were true, the second attack was to accuse Brigitte of being a pedophile. It went on for weeks. Then they released his e-mails.

Why are you Americans so fucking susceptible to obvious bullshit propaganda ? Fucking ENOUGH with that Russian shit.

I think she's tremendous!

R31 And who wears pantyhose anymore? Oh, that's right: old ladies.

I wish stockings would come back. I’m sick of seeing all these scabby, tanner-streaked legs.

She gets to lick Marcon's dick. I would like to be her for just one day.

We really did not need that first visual, R44.

Brigitte must have been a saint in her last lifetime to have such a sweet setup in this one. More power to her.

I think she's attractive and probably both charming and intelligent.

She has pretty eyes.

Should get along well with Trump , both are sexual predators .

She needs to be put into a barrel of water and rehydrated under pressure. Her pussy must be encrusted and dry.

R50 No need. She is French. All French can suck cock like they life depends on it.

I don't get it, but if he's happy what do I care?

Majority of men who married older women are closeted gays. This is due to the fact that older women are more open minded and don’t mind sharing boyfriends with the husband. They also feel secured as their husbands won’t leave them for younger women. It’s a win win situation for both parties, I suppose.

r5, why would anybody give that up?

R53 That is a very astute observation.

Looking at that thin-haired mullet in OP's pic...that doesn't look like a wig. (And if it is she needs a refund, STAT.) Does she often wear the poofy bob wigs but just decided to go natural on the day of the pic? I am confused by her hair.

R53, you think he had all that figured out at 15, his age when they first got together?

That crone has a dusty muffin.

[quote] Her pussy must be encrusted and dry.

That never stops one from doing one's duties.

Bisexual I would easily believe, but what teenage budding gay would let himself be seduced by his forty-something female teacher and would then remain with her for 25 years?

She looks leathery.

Very chic.

To be successful in the normal large political world a homosexual has to have a 'beard'.

It's weird, in R9's pic she looks like CNN anchor Alisyn Camerotta; while @R12 she looks like Michelle Obama's ugly albino sister.

As brown, wrinkly and fugly as donatella versace

I like her. I think she's a cool operator with no fucks to give. Go Brigitte, you get that primo Macron john!

Brigitte is 65 years old and has better legs than our First Lady. She’s also educated, smart, and her husband is smoking hot. What’s not to like?

He’s cute. She’s leathery and old. Nuf said.

no way he is still fucking her. she looks all dried up.

she is still slim. why do women put on weight when they get older?

Ah, but the truth about pussy is that it gets better with age, like wine. There is something of a second 'coming' for older women who keep their groove going. You finally get all the fun and none of the risk. She is typical of many chic French women who maintain their figures and devote themselves to aging gracefully.

Yeah, R71 I was gonna say there's gotta be some magic in that muffin, or he wouldn't still be with her.

I admire the hell out of French women. They get the best wine, best designers, speak that sexy language, and have Macron as their leader. Bitches.

The French see sex and age very uniquely. Macron has wanted to be President since he was 15 too, and he wasn't being weak or delusional. He's a very precocious guy and very, very rare. I'm amazed he has stuck by her all these years and is now President too. The French laws are also different obviously. I would love to see a pic of Mme. Macron when she was young. She resembles her older daughter who is gorgeous.

I don't think Macron can be "preyed upon" so easily. I know all these rude comments about her looks are not coming from beauty pageant winners. Actually, she reminds me of Jane Fonda a lot. I admire Mme. Macron.

Did they not have children together?

How do you say "a crumpled paper bag" in French?

r76 brigitte macron!

Baguette, R76. Lovely deliciousness tucked beneath the arm of every true Frenchman.

No kids. She had her own children and grandchildren and Macron said they were just as if they were his own. He said he would have a loving family with his wife and that was good enough for him.

We have a perfectly good target with the imported whore birther. Why pick on Brigitte? Jealous much, bitches?

The pale yellow dress with the black ribbon tie she wore yesterday was gorgeous.

I really liked that, too, R81. The Givenchy cape that Mel wore? Non. She looked like she was wearing a whore nun costume.

OMG That pale yellow dress is amazing. Melania just keeps trying to look young and model-like and so gets no respect. Brigitte is looking better than during the election.

All men making fun of Brigitte should look at their dads because that's your future. And if you're a female, look at your mom. It's fine to make jokes but if we all put our pictures on DL, my computer would have a heart attack, die and melt away right out of my apartment.

She's very Simian. Kind of hot, but very simian.

No, she's not. She looks very normal next to cat eyes.

Melania looks like she gained weight too. but it's hard to maintain figure as you get older? I see lots of fat ladies who are older and they always complain they can't lose weight.

She looks like Tan Mom.

Melania always looks totally miserable in official photos, like she's dead inside. I don't think apart from spreading her legs and giving BJs, she has any skills or accomplishments.

R88 I feel sorry for her. She clearly adores her son, and is trapped in marriage to a disgusting pig. At least sh'e not like Ivana, a brash and ugly hag.

I don't feel sorry for her, she blows massive amounts of taxpayers money just to go shopping. She has a responsibility as First Lady, yet she's doing nothing but looking sullen.

Fuck her, at least Hillary did stuff while in the White House.

Brigitte has an incredible rack in her gown for the State Dinner. She is very chic and youthful in her attitude. Lucky woman.

She’s hideous, looks 10 years older than she is, and she’s a pedo who started a sexual relationship with her student when she was teaching high school.

In the US, people go to prison for that type of behavior.

Chic as HELL!

The lemony coat and shift she wore yesterday were magnifique.

Her existence confirms my hope that Macron is on our team. And It will be soon that I shall have him in my sweet embrace.

Chic chic chic

Her boy toy hubby has moved on to his new love as Donald has grabbed him by his mussy. It’s over for you Brigitte. No one can resist the charms of the great Orange One.

are those tits real? they looks so fake in her too skinny body. does she even eat?

That round black purse is DA BOMB. Love it.

Melania rocked that white hat.

[quote]Melania rocked that white hat.

The hat helps conceal that she's miserable doing these things. She never smiles.

^ don't disagree

The hat looked a bit out of place, but perhaps she needed a brim to keep sunlight out of her eyes without facing sunlight and squinting? As I've gotten older, my eyes have become more sensitive to direct light, reflected light, glare, etc. I don't think I could have been out there without tearing up or squinting without sunglasses. A hat may help. Of course, no idea if this was the case

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It's very easy to gain weight and very hard to lose it once menopause sets in. France has no age of consent age. Whatever we may think, Mrs. Macron behaved leagally in her relationship with her husband.

She looks like a monkey.

One of the most obvious beards ever.

She has no ass, but that’s a French look. They are more into skinniness, where as Americans are more into shape.

Her face has that bony, anorexic look...and not in a good way.

This must be how they looked when they first met. She still looks plain and he's a cutie.

She's creepy and Frances' female version of Woody Allen.

There is no way he is fucking her. so the question is. WHO is he fucking????

I’ve always found super intelligent men to be monogamous. I’ve actually seen a study supporting my observation.

Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding, cretins cloning and feeding...

She's pretty and handles herself well, up close she is very wrinkled but still attractive.

Macron, who is a gorgeous total bottom. is getting corn-holed by that hot number from Radio France - as was revealed before the last electia.

I think she's tremendous!

Non way! She really was a pedophile by definition, wasn't she? She has aged very badly and the descrepancy with hubby will soon be grotesque.

R115, no she was not a pedophile by definition. She was only a pedophile when one does not know the actual definition of the word, or the laws in France.

You could have used the time it took you to type your post to read up on both.

France can be strange, just look at President Hollande, he was hated and his ratings were abysmal until he was caught by the press heading to a rendezvous with his mistress. In any other western democracy having a leading politician getting caught with his mistress would be political suicide, in France not so much.

R117, I doubt that. In many Western Democracies, the media wouldn’t even be concerned about a presidential mistress and there wouldn’t be any reporting.

We are number one in America when it comes to personal gossip and stories. Have you ever seen a Lewinski style lawsuit in Europe? We’re so embarrassing that we have details on how many inches of Clinton’s cigar went into Monica’s vagina.

* that’s supposed to say Lewinsky*

R118: I don't think so. I can't think of anywhere else in Europe or the states where a Presidents ratings goes up when he's found cheating on his wife.

Sally Hawkins in a blonde wig.

She looks like a paper bag that's been rolled up and unrolled again

It’s a very French situation. Macron is bi and prob full Gay now, Gallet was or maybe still is his lover. She prob hated her old life, was a bit in love with the young cutie, but saw bearding as a way to hitch herself to something more glam. And it worked. Stranger things have happened in the last couple of years...but bottom line is the whole setup is not something you see a type-a, ambitious, red-blooded, pussy loving straight guy do. A closet case absolutely.

Yeah, it's obvious he's in the closet and she's his beard. What surprises me is how some people on here still try to deny it and make out it's some kind of 'love of their lives" romance.

Based on internet searches, which are often wrong, it appears that the Macrons and the previous President Hollande are broke bitches with net worth under 2 million. Macron has some debts so maybe he was selling the bussy for a few campaign dollars.

So he is the French Hugh Jackman.

any pic of the guy he was banging?

Simian features.

just googled Mathieu Gallet. reports are that French President got him fired! lol.

His secrete, now scorned, lover is fine as fuck. French Presidents always upgrade with their side peies. You never see them kicking it with Marla the crack whore.

R120, that’s because you don’t typically hear about it while they’re in office. One example, former Chancellor Kohl apparently had an affair while he was in office and nobody talked about it then. Most Europeans don’t care about cheating the way Americans do. We like all the dirty details.

Doesn't anyone find it suspicious how he's seemingly come out of nowhere, assumed the presidency of France, without much experience or previous political background. I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't have powerful backers who've made his candidacy possible due to him being seen as an acceptable face who could appeal to the electorate.

He comes across as an empty suit to me.

Young-ish, passably good-looking empty suits are the rage all over Europe. See: Baudet, Thierry, and Kurz, Sebastian.

Brigitte just looks strange to me, her head looks huge on her tiny body, and she has NO neck, which really throws everything out of whack.

It's the huge wig she wears...

Where there's (pole) smoke-(ing) there's fire!!!

^what's with the Mr Spock eyebrow? Is he part Vulcan?

Sorry but her legs are NOT better than Melania's. (and I'm not a fan of Mel, but a fact is a fact.) And the old girl still has some mangled ass teeth. Her face reminds me of the elfin look preemies sometimes have.

r117 and r131 and the others who talked about that Europe, well more the middle part are different: Yes we are. Sometimes.

Our new home sectretary Horst Seehofer, which was also Ministerpräsident of Bavaria for 10 years has as a child from another woman, from his time being a minister in Berlin before 2008.

Chancellor Helmut Kohl had a very long relationsship with his secretary Juliane Weber. Everybody knew it, but there was never any gossip about it.

Also the really adored former chancellor Willy Brand (famous for Warsaw kneefall) was a womanizer at its best.

Former French president Mitterrand probably has illegitimate children.

So. We take them, as they are. If they are good politicians, who cares.

And yes, I am a fan of Brigitte. She has this very special Aura of the stylish women from south of France.

Jacques Chirac: another filthy pussy hound

r132 he was previously the Finance Minister and had a law named after him ("le loi Macron 2015") with economic reforms. He was not an unknown.

Meanwhile, Cheeseolini celebrates Melania's birthday by mentioning that Michael Cohen is in fact his attorney in l'affaire Stormy Daniels.

Class, pure class.

The two people below used to be a "power couple" in Brazil in the early 2000s. They've since separated. Throughout this decade the guy has been plagued with gay rumors and last year a picture emerged of him kissing another man in a Spanish beach.

Do these two remind you of anyone?

Well this is adorable.

She looks like a Christine Baranski Burn Victim.

The same thing I think about Deborra-lee Furness.

Ain’t no way he’s fucking her.

He’s getting prime dick on the side.

Not sure what she’s getting out of the deal.

[quote] Not sure what she’s getting out of the deal.

Attention.

Needs fillers and a chem peel, and that's just the start.

Brigitte was in awe of Melania's youth, beauty and style durng the Trump's trip to Europe.

Click on this image to see Brigitte staring at Melania's outfit.

In r150, Brigitte looks like she's wearing one of Serena Williams' tennis dresses.

Brigitte tries too hard and dresses way too young which makes her look older than she is. Here's Melania in a simple dress looking far more chic in comparison to her Parisian counterpart.

She needs to cover those knobbly knees. Dumbass scarecrow.

She reminds me of Jan Brewer.

With all of Paris couture at her beck and call, you'd think she would dress better.

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She's taken a brave road - clearly no botox or anything. She looks natural - although the sun damage is acute.

I dunno - it's an interesting story that's for sure.

That is exactly my point, r158.

Brigitte. You sho is ugly.

R11 in that photo she looks like one of those coconut heads people used to hang in their backyards.

Sorry, I meant -that is exactly my point, r156.

Pedophile.

Brigitte's evening gown for her formal White House dinner was one of the most uninspiring frocks I've ever seen. She's too petite to carry off such a bold design anyway and it did nothing to enhance her trim (scrawny) figure. Dull. Dull, Dull.

She’s not a whore unlike Melania.

I’d prefer her dress rather than that atrocity Melania wire.

Wore

Brigitte in her airline hostess outfit.

R132, if you saw Macron in the two-hour interview he gave to French TV a few weeks ago, you'd know he's not an empty suit. He can talk knowledgeably on a pretty impressive range of topics.

He might be closeted but I seriously doubt he's had an affair with that other guy - he'd be much too concerned about his political viability for that. (Is Mathieu Gallet an out gay? I'm too lazy to google it.)

Anyway, he could totally be in love with Brigitte - they seem to enjoy each other's company a lot - and it's just not sexual. I've known couples like that.

[quote]you'd think she would dress better

Madame Macron is a tiny woman and has a body and look that is tough to successfully dress. She is like Mrs. Obama in that no matter what she wears, she is always going to look somewhat "off".

Brigitte's dresses look like they are from the Boscov's Juniors section.

And her face shows why they call making leather "tanning."

Beigitte is 65 and Jane Fonda is 80. They look like twin sisters.

Brigitte's Diet: 1 celery stick, 1/2 cup of water, a cube of skimmed goat's cheese, and for dessert: 1 tsp of yoghurt.

I love apple dolls

She really needs better clothes. Surprising for a Parisian.

And R157, you have to cut her some slack for looking haggard that first morning at the White House. Jet lag is brutal on someone so elderly.

Agree, Gulfstreams are the worst for that, r175.