New study finds Daniel Craig to be the least attractive James Bond

Short. Big ears. Ugly face. No sex appeal

If you had to work for that group if assholes, you would not be greatful either.

I think he’s hot and one of the better Of the Bonds.

New study? From the Institute For Research Into The Blindingly Obvious?

By far, the most successful of the Bonds.......

He was part of a reboot to show Bond more as a rough, knucklehead mercenary / assassin, rather than a sophisticated spy.

Connery was found to be the most attractive. Agreed, although I did like Roger Moore.

Sorry, OP. You and your study are WRONG.

R7 Mission accomplished.

R6 Idris is gorgeous enough to play bond but I don't think he has what it takes. R7 from reading the books, Craig and also Dalton are more true to the Bond written in them. For me, the order of hottness: 1. Connery 2. Dalton 3. Lazenby 4. Brosnan 5. Craig 6. Moore

I'm Team Dalton

It’s called being a butterface, R9. Nobody said anything about his body.

Craig hogged the franchise for too long.

They should’ve signed Elba sooner. He has the right smooth, suave demeanor. But now it’s probably too late, he’s aging.

We’re left with that decent, but slightly milquetoast James Norton. With Tom Hiddleston quietly weeping in the shadows.

I love his face but I'll certainly admit it's not typically handsome. But that's why I love it. Those ice blue eyes, and everything's so blunt it makes you feel the rough fuck coming your way...

[QUOTE]They should’ve signed Elba sooner. He has the right smooth, suave demeanor. But now it’s probably too late, he’s aging.

That was done by the Broccolis on purpose to keep Idris out. They didn’t want a black Bond. So they held onto Craig long enough where they could then say “Well we love Idris but he’s too old now” when it’s time to finally replace him.

I would like Daniel to be inside me to the maximum depth!

Daniel Craig was hottest James Bond. He brought a much needed freshness to the role. He intensely depicted a rough realism for the part, which was needed. The fact that he’s not conventionally handsome makes him so fucking sexy.

Daniel Craig is NOT James Bond. Period. Because James Bond is not a cold-eyed, robotic killer.

He’s ugly

He is pouting. So unbecoming in a man. Yeck

Roger Moore was the best Bond.

Sophisticated, charming and believable as a ladies man.

Roger Moore made Bond into a clown. He was awful.

He's much better looking than the last three. Sean was bald...OUT. Pierce was butt ugly...OUT and Roger Moore was average looking on a great day...OUT.

Roger Moore was beautiful.

Yes, Roger Moore was certainly one of the most attractive Bonds. Looks-wise he’s way better than Craig. But in terms of the overall Bond experience, Craig is near the top and Moore is near the bottom.

I would pay good money to see Craig on top and Moore on bottom

Hee Hee!!

Though Connery was my fave, licence to kill has been my most watched Bond movie.

Jolie laide....

[QUOTE]Though Connery was my fave, licence to kill has been my most watched Bond movie.

I don’t really care for Dalton as Bond but I love that movie too.

Sexiest Bond Moment Ever

Saw Craig in Othello last year - small venue with bleacher seating on 3 sides & the actors climbed up and around the audience. He delivered one speech about 5 feet in front of me looking directly into my eyes. He’s very sexy in person.

I think Idris would make a great Bond.

Sean Bean in his prime would have made an awesome Bond.

Love Craig... His face is fine by me.... Think they ought to do a "Jane" Bond.... I nominate either Charlize Theron, or Catherine Zeta-Jones. It would end the competition to "measure up" to Moore or Connery.

He's actually so ugly he's cute.

That would send the highly strung, can't get laid club into a foam-mouthed frenzy if the next Bond was female, R36. They virtually had a nervous breakdown when it was announced the new Dr Who would be female. As it happens, the majority of women disagree with gender swapping preexisting characters, but that won't stop the fucktards going spastic.

Moore looked great in the 70s Bond movies, but by the end his face-lift was obvious.

I actually liked the Moore humorous Bond movies, I loved the scene where he's trying to get the jewel out of the belly dancer's navel.

Ugh, I'm so over the whole turning male characters into female ones. Make a spin-off with a whole new name and character angle, fine. But James Bond is James Bond, hun R36

Connery was the reason I fantasized about having sex with a man when I was a teenager. Legs, chest, hair, mmmmmm. Only Alan Bates was sexier for me

The only Bond

Sean Connery was a god. I also wasn't mad whenever Robert Shaw came on in From Russia with Love.. something about him..

R35 Totally agree with this!

Mr. Burt Reynolds!

Moore was fun, especially that scene in, I believe "Octopussy", where he slides down a staircase shooting thugs, then almost reaches a big pillar at the end, and wildly shoots to avoid groin injury.

James Bond is not a comedian.

[quote]Think they ought to do a "Jane" Bond....

Modesty Blaise was the female Bond in the comics and in the novels. Too bad the Monica Vitti movie from the 60s was so terrible. Modesty is one of my true heroes since I grew up reading the comics. The ones drawn by Jim Holdaway are absolutely gorgeous.

Roger Moore was the best looking Bond. Handsome chiseled facial features tall and charismatic. Next would be Pierce Brosnan. I never thought Sean Connery was extremely attractive looking but he was definitely the best actor of the group and has aged the best of them all.

Daniel Craig has a face like a potato and is very short. Body OK but has absolutely no sex appeal as far as I am concerned. And he is not charismatic or a good actor.

NUDIES!

I already loved Craig after seeing him in Love Is the Devil where he plays a burglar who breaks into the house of the painter Francis Bacon. And becomes his lover.

Roger Moore was the gay Bond.

R38,R41... Sorry I wasn't clear: Yes, spin-off, related character is what I meant... Maybe his daughter, or niece... She could take after him in charm & conquest.... Maybe even be a lesbian.... Think people would be into it.

Pierce Brosnan is the best bond

R54 Personally, I'm not into the whole lesbian assassin thing. I would watch it if she was straight or bi. The way James Bond was with the ladies, 'Jane' Bond would have to have a way with men to get info etc.

It's true, he's the least classically handsome.

But he has the most testosterone and masculinity, even more than Sean Connery. No matter who they hire to replace him, the next actor is going to look effete by comparison.

After Sean Connery and Roger Moore they all sucked.

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Roger Moore had no color, he was ALL BEIGE. Like those goddamn leisure suits they put him in. Worst Bond Ever.

R57 - Did someone say “effete”? I can do effete!! Pick me for Bond!

Daniel Craig looks like a swedish goblins nutsack. Ugh, Tom use to be fine but then the whole Taylor Swift thing, THAT speech, and whatever moves his making in that GIF, just ruined it all and makes me SMH. I wouldn't be mad if he vanished. He could never be Bond.

I love Daniel Craig as Bond. I find him super sexy and ruggedly handsome. Yum.

Omigod, R61-- he's like Carter Page...with hair!

[quote] No matter who they hire to replace him, the next actor is going to look effete by comparison.

You're right, so they may as well go for broke and cast DL fave Ben Barnes. It would work, if they brought the character back to fun Roger Moore mode. Enough grimdark angst-laden heroes, already!

he looks terrible! what the fuck is going on with his hair?

He is not good looking - and the fillers and done him no good - but he is sexy.

He has only been in one good Bond film - Casino Royale.

R66, why is he dressed like that?

I thought Bond actors were contractually obliged to dress well all the time.

About 5 years ago he flew in and out of Sydney to watch and England/Australia rugby match and he wore a gorgeous suit and coat.

Agree with R41.

I won't be watching the new Doctor Who for that very reason.

Politically correct, stunt casting bullshit.

What about Tom Hardy? I was watching Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy last night and he was HAWT in it even with the wig.

Henry Cavell will be the next Bond.

After all, he was original runner up to Craig.

R24 = Mr. Magoo.

Michael Avenatti!

Pierce to me was a very good looking bond.

Daniel Craig has aged so badly and he looks like a homeless person in many of the pictures, the tshirt is old and faded.

There are the pretty Bonds and the rugged Bonds.

what accent does Sean Bean have? I don't think it would've been right for Bond. He'd need to clean up a bit to even qualify as a rugged Bond.

Aidan Turner.

You’ll see.

He's much better looking than the last three. Sean was bald...OUT. Pierce was butt ugly...OUT and Roger Moore was average looking on a great day...OUT.

Sean Connery was not among the last three Bonds. The last three were (in order):

1) Pierce Brosnan

2) Timothy Dalton

3) Roger Moore.

Before that, the previous three were

1) Sean Connery (reprising the role in "Never Say Never Again")

2) George Lazenby

3) David Niven (as "Sir James" in the original "Casino Royale").

[quote] The nice thing about DC is for how butch he is he's simultaneously willing to play gay and to present himself as an object of sexual desire

Willing to PLAY gay???

Oh, [italic]hon[/italic]...

Where is this study OP cites? I've yet to see it linked here.

Chris Hemsworth will be the next Bond. He's already taking over every other franchise. Why not that one?

Daniel Craig isn't classically handsome, but he's positively oozing x factor. He's the only other great Bond, aside from Connery.

Hemsworth? Cavill? After Craig, they are going to make sure to have someone who has some chops. You don't have to be Oscar worthy, but you have to be better than them, especially if there are heavy dramatic beats like in Casino Royale and Skyfall.

He's by far the sexiest to me.

Aidan Turner is too pretty. Also he looks much better with Poldark-length hair and you can't have that with Bond.

Clive Owen, probably aging out. I mean, he looks older than he is.

Tom Hardy, would he do it though? He's a combo of pretty and thuggish plus he can act so he'd fit in. I don't think he'd be interested.

Sean Connery, siempre.

Next to Connery I find him the most attractive, go figure.