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Official Duchess of York Pre-Wedding & Wedding Cringe-Worthy MOB Embarrassing Moments

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by Anonymousreply 29February 5, 2018 4:24 PM

The effusiveness has only just begun.

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by Anonymousreply 1January 29, 2018 4:00 AM

I wish she did a better job on her makeup.

by Anonymousreply 2January 29, 2018 5:06 AM

She could try to make money by writing a book and claiming that her dear, dear friend Princess Diana gave her plantar warts.

Oh wait...she already did that.

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by Anonymousreply 3January 29, 2018 10:53 AM

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by Anonymousreply 4January 29, 2018 10:56 AM

And 'ere's the Royal Cooch

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by Anonymousreply 5January 29, 2018 10:59 AM

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by Anonymousreply 6January 30, 2018 2:53 AM

Fergie (half a bottle of Bollinger in her) greeting Prince Philip at the wedding.

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by Anonymousreply 7January 30, 2018 2:56 AM

Give her a break, Jesus. Glad to see Sarah happy. Suck it, Philip. She's back in the fold.

by Anonymousreply 8January 30, 2018 5:26 AM

Let the Schmoozfest begin!

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by Anonymousreply 9January 30, 2018 12:54 PM

Maybe a moisturizing facial tomorrow to give her skin time to get rid of the "Living Dead" look might be in order.

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by Anonymousreply 10January 30, 2018 6:17 PM

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by Anonymousreply 11January 31, 2018 7:27 PM

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by Anonymousreply 12February 4, 2018 1:18 PM

"Shunned"

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by Anonymousreply 13February 4, 2018 1:20 PM

Sarah the "Duchess" didn't make it among the SIX HUNDRED wedding invites to Harry's wedding.

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by Anonymousreply 14February 4, 2018 1:23 PM

I like her

by Anonymousreply 15February 4, 2018 1:23 PM

She should not invite Harry and his American trash wife to her daughte’s wedding.

by Anonymousreply 16February 4, 2018 1:25 PM

That daughter should have eloped.

by Anonymousreply 17February 4, 2018 1:31 PM

Time for failed social climber Fergie to get booked by royal courtiers on another snubbed royal wedding invite trip to Phuket.

"It's okay Sarah - it's like you're here with us and the girls. Remember our wedding day? It's just like that!"

-- Andrew trying to soothe Fergie bawling on the phone from Asian island during Prince William's wedding

by Anonymousreply 18February 4, 2018 4:00 PM

Ginger and Nutmeg won't get to see Fergie's first couple's simultaneous dance at the other end of the room!

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by Anonymousreply 19February 4, 2018 4:06 PM

R11- Christ!! Charles’s hands remind me of those pictures of the bloated bodies from the Thailand tsunami! Is he suffering from some secret medical condition?

by Anonymousreply 20February 4, 2018 4:07 PM

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by Anonymousreply 21February 4, 2018 4:10 PM

You know Fergie won't have the $$$ to look elegantly demure as MOB Carole Middleton. No, Fergie will pick some horrid freebie frock that no one would even want to want to be caught wearing in public let alone be buried in.

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by Anonymousreply 22February 4, 2018 4:36 PM

R22 She could make anything work, though because she has spunk. I think she's tremendous.

by Anonymousreply 23February 4, 2018 4:39 PM

r23 - Victoria Beckham hard up for business.

by Anonymousreply 24February 4, 2018 4:46 PM

Can someone tell Andy to put some undergarments on at royal functions.

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by Anonymousreply 25February 4, 2018 4:54 PM

r23 = Recently fired valet to Prince Philip

by Anonymousreply 26February 4, 2018 7:57 PM

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by Anonymousreply 27February 5, 2018 2:03 AM

How much is Fergie charging for wedding invites? You know she is...

by Anonymousreply 28February 5, 2018 3:36 PM

She just can not act dignified.

by Anonymousreply 29February 5, 2018 4:24 PM
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