______ is the poor man's ______

Bette Midler was for East Village Circuit Party Queens.

Barbra Streisand was for UES Queens who attended the ballet.

Roxette is the poor man's Eurythmics

Joan Collins is the poor man's Elizabeth Taylor.

So, r1, that means Bette Midler was, indeed, the poor man's Barbra Streisand.

Glad we agree.

Vera Hruba Ralston was the poor man's Sonja Henie.

I think it rather sad that there's no poor man's Eve Plumb.

The poor man also could avail themselves of Belita r5.

Pamelyn Ferdin is the poor man's Eve Plumb.

I've really always hated Bette Midler. Not that I really cared for Streisand, either. I suppose that's unusual in gay land.

Op = the poor mans idiot

R10

[quote]Pamelyn Ferdin is the poor man's Eve Plumb.

Except only one got to actually be in [italic]Charlotte's Web[/italic] while the other just sang backup on a cover version of one of the songs.

I've always hated this phrase, OP. Sometimes it is a very weak way to create an analogy.

Tori Amos is the poor man's Kate Bush.

Sheryl Crow is the poor man's Stevie Nicks.

Olivia de Havilland is the poor man's Luise Rainer

Pino Donaggio is the poor man's Bernard Herrmann

Brett Butler is the poor man's Kathleen Turner

In OP's pic, Bette looks like she's being haunted onstage by the specter of Pazuzu.

Old Navy is literally the poor man's Gap.

2017 Meryl Streep is the poor man's 1987 Meryl Streep.

Bill Clinton is the poor man's John F. Kennedy.

Sharon Stone is the poor man’s Kathleen Turner

Sally Ann Howes is the poor man's Julie Andrews.

Michael Feinstein is the poor man's Noel Coward

Mamie Van Doren is the poor man's Jayne Mansfield, who was the poor man's Marilyn Monroe.

I love this thread and did a seal clap when I saw it

Patti Labelle is a [italic]very[/italic] poor man's Aretha Franklin.

R20, The Gap is literally the poor man’s Banana Republic

In the 90s, Moira Kelly was the poor man's Lara Flynn Boyle, who was the poor man's Winona Ryder.

Ryan Gosling is the poor man’s Ryan Gosling

Julie Andrews is the poor man's Julie Andrews.

We've done this topic before, but it's always fun to get some new suggestions.

So ... Is Crystal Bernard the poor man's Park Overall, or vice versa?

[quote]So ... Is Crystal Bernard the poor man's Park Overall, or vice versa?

Good question.

Bocelli is a poor mans Pavarotti....

Barrie Youngfellow is the poor man's Patti Deutsch.

Larry Parks is a poor man's Al Jolson.

Is Crest the poor man’s Colgate or vice versa? What about Aim, Aquafresh, and Pepsodent - once major brands now only found at Dollar Tree (the really poor man’s Walmart).

Tippi Hedren is the poor man's Eva Marie Saint, who was the poor man's Grace Kelly.

Lizbeth Scott was the poor man's Lauren Bacall.

Dannii Minogue is the poor man's Kylie Minogue Lolo Ferrari is the poor man's Pam Anderson Stacey Q. is the poor man's Cyndi Lauper

Lili Taylor is the poor man's Sissy Spacek who strangely costs more money.

Mandy Patinkin is the poor man's Theodore Bikel.

Lanie Kazan in the 60’s/70’s was a poor man’s Barbra

Six Flags is the poor man’s Disneyland.

East Village Circuit Party Queens??? Who were they? What were their circuit parties?

R29, Since Gap literally paid cash for the struggling Banana Republic, BR is the poor one in that match-up.

R47, touché, you got me!

Donald Trump is the poor man's Ronald Reagan

Rhoda is the poor man's Mary.

Lou Ferrigno is the poor man's Arnold Schwarzenegger

Nancy Mckeon is the poor man’s Kristy Mcnichol.

Imagine Dragons are the poor man’s Nickelback

You are the poor man’s Me

Hollister is the poor man's Abercrombie.

The Littlechap family was the poor man's Tammy family....

Hydrox is the poor man’s Oreo.

Carob is the poor man’s chocolate.

Andy Cohen is the very poor man's Anderson Cooper.

So soon, OP?

Just last summer we did this. Are you the poor man's Hitler?

This thread is a poor man's version of the thread R60 posted.

[quote] I've always hated this phrase, OP.

Snap out of it!

r60, would-be hall monitor, is the poor man's Bobby Brady.

Jitterbug is the poor man’s iPhone.

Men’s Warehouse is the poor man’s Brooks Brothers.

Gaga, Britney, Xtina, Pink, Beyonce and the whole generation of pop princes are the VERY poor man's Madonna. Mariah is the poor man's Whitney

Blue Cheese is the poor man’s Roquefort.

The Maze Runner is the poor man's Hunger Games.

Spit is the poor man's lube

Vanilla extract is the poor girl's eau de cologne.

LifeStyles is the poor man's Trojan.

Trump is the poor man's W.

R63 is the poor man's Beaver Cleaver.

Donald Trump is the poor man's Benito Mussolini.

Bette Midler is not the poor man's Barbra Streisand. Streisand just sang. Bette sang, told jokes, played other characters. Go on YouTube and watch her act at the Continental Baths. Bette was the poor man's Sophie Tucker. Streisand was a glorified cabaret singer and would be more like "the ladies who sang with the band" in the 1940s.

Sharon Stone was the poor man's Kathleen Turner in her sex thriller days. Now, she's like a poor man's Jessica Lange. And I'm into it.

G is the poor man's me.

Marlee Matlin is the poor man's Helen Keller.

Lady Di was the poor man's James Dean.

Tupac was the poor man's JFK.

John Goodman is the poor mans Kat-a-keen Tuh-nuhr, Dahling.

[quote]Nancy Mckeon is the poor man’s Kristy Mcnichol.

Kristy McNichol was the poor man's Jodie Foster.

Velveeta is the poor man’s Land O’ Lakes American.

“Hairspray” 2007 is the poor man’s “Hairspray” 1988.

Wendy Williams is the poor man's Oprah.

Wendy Williams is the poor man's Wendy O. Wiliams.

Ree Drummond is the poor man's Sandra Lee.

I miss Crystal Bernard

Meghan Markle is the poor man’s Kate Middleton.

Hilary Clinton is the poor man's Eleanor Roosevelt.

Eleanor Roosevelt is the poor man's Nanette Fabray r87.

Kesha is the poor man's Ke$ha

Caroline Rhea is the poor man's Rosie O'Donnell. Jimmy Kimmel is the poor man's Jay Leno.

Jimmy Kimmel is the poor man's Chris Pratt.

Jodie Foster was once the poor man's Tatum O'Neal.

Now, they're both bargain bin versions of Ellen DeGeneres.

Hand job is the poor man's blow job.

Craft beer is the poor man's scotch.

Po' boy is the poor man's submarine.

Grits is the poor man's groceries.

Family Dollar is the Poor Man's Walmart.

Benidorm is the poor man's Marbella.

OP is the poor man's OP of this thread:

Leslie Ann Warren is the poor man's Julianne Moore.

Vanderbilt is the Poor Man's Stanford

Slovenia is the Poor Man's Czech Republic, which is the Poor Man's Austria

Lysol is the poor man's Summer's Eve.

R96 - That's stupid. Go back and create something better.

The Clap is the Poor Man's Non-specific UTI

Rectal Chlamydia is the Poor Man's Dick Chlamydia

Sheryl Crow is the poor man's Liz Phair.

Christina Aguilera is the poor man's Mariah.

Susan Olsen is (was) the poor man's Drew Barrymore.

Christina sings better than Mariah

F.I.T. is the Poor Man's Central Saint Martins

R66, no. I like both Mariah and Whitney, but Mariah is more talented than Whitney if you are being objective about it. She can sing, write, produce, etc.

R109, no she doesn't. At Mariah's peak, she didn't sound like a cow in heat. Christina Aguilera has sounded horrible on everything after her debut. Aguilera has the worst tone of any "great" pop vocalist.

SWISS is the Poor Man's Qatar Airways

"Downton Abbey" is the poor man's "Upstairs, Downstairs."

Moet is the Poor Man's Dom Pérignon

R95 take that back!

Marry me R103

R115, Consider it taken back, doll face.

Prissy is the Poor Man's Mammy

Caitlyn Jenner is the poor man's Hayley Cropper

r177 thanks sweetie

[QUOTE] Kristy McNichol was the poor man's Jodie Foster

Jodie Foster is the poor man’s Mercedes McCambridge

Eric and Don Jr. are the poor man's Uday and Qsay.

Boston College is the poor man's Harvard

Loyola Marymount is the poor man's USC

Providence is the poor man's Brown

Long Beach is the poor man's Newport Beach.

Amy Winehouse is the dead man's Adele

Fire Island is the poor man’s Hamptons

Close < Streep

Renner < Cruise

Pratt < Ford

Chastain < Lange

Trump < Obama

Trump is the de'poor'able man's Andrew Jackson.

Ramen is the poor man’s P. F. Chang’s

Crayfish are the poor man’s Lobster.

[quote]Slovenia is the Poor Man's Czech Republic, which is the Poor Man's Austria

Presumably you meant SLOVAKIA, not Slovenia, Vairst Letty's home country.

In the late 70s and early 80s Helen Hunt was the poor man’s Jodie Foster. Sarah Jessica Parker was the even poorer man’s Helen Hunt.

Brown is the poor man’s Yale

Burlington Coat Factory is the poor man’s Saks off Fifth

Bard is the Poor Man's Brown

Danny Elfman is the poor man's Nino Rota.

R130 that's crawfish to you sir!

Crawdad is the poor man’s crayfish.

Data Lounge is the poor man's Reddit?

I’d say Datalounge is the poor (gay) man’s social life r139

Olivia Newton-John was the poor man's Karen Carpenter (or poor man's Helen Reddy)

Wheel of Fortune is the poor man’s Jeopardy.

Thomas Kincaid is the poor man’s Pierre-Auguste Renoir.

Warshrags are the poor man's wash cloths.

Hair is the poor man's dental floss,

Closed-captioning is the poor man's hearing aid,

Fists are the poor man's dildos.

Honey, haven't you seen beaches?! Barbara whatever is the poor mans bette midler. X

Arnie hammer is the poor mans russell crowe.

Aldi is the poor man's Trader Joe's.

Barbra Streisand is Judy Garland when you sing it but you don't live it!

Canada is the poor man’s United States.

Maybe once upon a time r152.

Drank is the poor man's Xanax

Benzos are the poor man’s Barbiturates

Datalounge is the poor man's Justusboys forum.

New Zealand is the poor man’s Australia

No, R157.

New Zealand is the poor man's Middle Earth.

Africa is the poor-man's Australia.

Zac Efron is the poor man’s Brent Corrigan.

Nick Jonas is the poor man's Joe Jonas

Bubbles Devere is the poor man's Jocelyn Wilderstein

The still operational Mega-Plex , Providence is the poor man’s (long defunct) Regency Bathhouse, Boston.

[quote] Arnie hammer is the poor mans russell crowe.

No! Gerard Butler is the poor man's Russell Crowe.

Brad Davis was the poor man’s James Dean.

Mohammed is the poor man's Jesus.

Trump is the poor man's Hitler.

God is the poor man's Buddha.

Ke$ha is the poor man's Joss Stone.

R111, sounds like an opinion stated as fact....sad...

Scrap paper is the poor man's toothpick.

Gums are the poor man's teeth.

Caitlyn is the poor Trans Renee Richards

NOT anymore R152, With Cheeto It's vice versa

Nancy Reagan is the poor man"s Debbie Does Dallas.

Lipstick Alley is the poor man's DataLounge.

Bisexuality is the poor man's homosexuality.

Meryl Streep is the poor man's Pia Zadora

New Hampshire is the poor man's Vermont.

Sorry OP - interesting topic for a thread but it's obvious most of the posters don't get your premise.

But really, Bette Midler is her own success. Mimi Hines was actually the poor man's Barbra Streisand, (some say Lanie Kazan, others her sister, Roslyn Kind).

And Gerard Butler is the poor man's Russell Crowe.

At one time, Jodie Foster was the poor man's Tatum O'Neal. Then she surpassed her, so Helen Hunt became the poor man's Jodie Foster. Then Helen surpassed Jodie. Not sure who took Helen's place.

Joan Collins was the poor man's Elizabeth Taylor.

Ruth Roman was the poor man's Ava Gardner.

Tony Bennett was the poor man's Frank Sinatra.

Did I get the concept?

R179 here. Fuck NO! I was wrong. Julie Budd was the poor man's Barbra Streisand. (I knew there was somebody I was forgetting). Just ask Fran Drescher.

Sorry.

3LW is the poor man's TLC.

Desstiny's Child is the poor man's Supremes.

Hot in Cleveland is the poor man's Golden Girls.

Vin Diesel is the now the poor man's The Rock

Ronan Farrow is the poor man's Anderson Cooper.

Elizabeth Taylor is the poor man's Vivien Leigh

Angelina Jolie is the poor man's Mia Farrow

Maggie Smith is the poor man's Vanessa Redgrave

Melania Trump is the poor man's Carla Bruni

Dylan Farrow is the poor man's Soon Yi Previn

Jack Klugman is the poor man's Walter Matthau.

Tony Randall is the poor man's Jack Lemmon.

Eva marie saint is the poor man's grace kelly

When Harry met sally is the poor man's annie hall

Barbra and Bette is a poor example.

It should be:

LANA CANTRELL is the poor man's Barbra Streisand.

Buffy Sainte-Marie is the poor man's wait, who is Buffy Sainte-Marie?

Lindsay Lohan is the Poor Man's Claudine Longet.

Bipolar is the poor man's manic depression.

Trump is the poor mans Hitler

OP is the poor man's R1.

R156

More like, Datalounge is the elderly man's Justusboys

Beyonce is the poor man's Charo.

Vikki Carr is the poor man’s Eydie Gore.

Stepin Fetchit was the Poor Man's Bill Robinson

Chinese "Murano" is the Poor Man's Seguso

Is Adam Devine the poor man's Kyle Bornheimer, or vice versa?

Bette can interpret and deliver a song as well as anyone. She made Johnny Carson cry with her rendition of “One More For the Road”. I’d say Celine Dion is the poor mans Barbra Streisand...

R179 is a poor man's Church Lady.

Buffy Sainte Marie is a poor man's Joan Baez, of course.

[quote]For example: Bette Midler is the poor man's Barbra Streisand.

Lainie Kazan is the poor man's Barbra Streisand.

Bette Midler is the poor man's Sophie Tucker.

Patti Lupone is the poor man’s Liza.

Shirley Partridge is the poor man’s Carol Brady.

Betty is the poor man's Wilma.

Cheryl Ladd is the poor man’s Farrah Fawcett.

Leo DiCaprio is the very poor man's Jack Nicholson.

Jack Nicholson is the poor man's James Cagney.

Michael Giacchino is the destitute man's John Williams.

Kenneth Branagh is the poor man's Laurence Olivier.

Ivanka Trump is the poor man’s Debbie Downer.

Spanky McFarlan is the poor man's Cass Elliot.

Jane Fonda was the poor man's Debbie Drake.

Fanatical thread posting on DL is the poor man's OCD.

Allison Janney is the poor man’s Laurie Metcalf

The Thornbirds was the poor man’s Rich Man, Poor Man.

Jerry Seinfeld is the poor man’s Larry David.

[quote]Gaga, Britney, Xtina, Pink, Beyonce and the whole generation of pop princes are the VERY poor man's Madonna.

No, dear.

Mike Pence is the poor man's Ralph Reed

Jeannie is the poor man’s Samantha Stevens.

Sissy Spacek is the poor man’s Mary Tyler Moore.

Sissy Spacek is a far greater actress than Mary Tyler Moore...

Buck wouldn't have said mean things about Mary Tyler Moore

Connie Stevens is the poor man's Stella Stevens

Rita Moreno is the poor man's Chita Rivera

I think Sissy Spacek is more like a poor man's Meryl Streep.

Jane Kean is the poor man's Joyce Randolph.

Meryl Streep is a homeless man's Isabelle Huppert

Bars of soap are the poor man's shower gel.

Woody Allen is the poor man's peter Sellers

Jennifer Aniston is the poor man's Jennifer Grey.

Meryl Streep is the poire man's Isabelle Adjani

Meryl Streep is the poor man's Tilda Swinton.

YSL Opium is the Poor Man's Amouage Journey

Woody Allen is the poor man's Roman Polanski

Supercuts is the poor man's Fantastic Sam's.

Deplorable is the poor's man poop

Lesley Ann Warren is the poor man’s Susan Sarandon.

Designing women is the poor man's Golden Girls.

Sex and the City is the poor young gay's Golden Girls.

Skeet Ulrich is the poor man's Christian Slater

Sandra Gould was the poor man's Alice Pearce

Chris Pine is the poor man's Brad Pitt

The anti-Streep troll is the poor man’s Pauline Kael

Emmanuel Lewis is the poor man’s Gary Coleman

JM J Bullock is the poor man’s Paul Lynde

JM J Bullock & Ted Knight are the poor man’s Laurel & Hardy

Lydia Cornell is the poor man’s Loni Anderson

Lord & Taylor was the Poor Man's Saks

Mireille Mathieu is the poor man’s Edith Piaf

Jan Smithers is the poor man's Marcia Strassman.

La Toya Jackson is the poor man's Janet Jackson. Evan Peters is the poor man's Heath Ledger. Chrissy Tiegen is the poor man's Naomi Campbell. Miley Cyrus is the poor man's Courtney Love. Neve Campbell is the poor man's Sarah Michelle Gellar. Amanda Seyfreid is the poor man's Alicia Silverstone. Angelyne is the poor man's Barbie/Madonna. Kim Wilde is the poor man's Deborah Harry. Bonnie Tyler is the poor man's Stevie Nicks. Melanie Martinez is the poor man's Katy Perry.

Eileen Davidson is the poor man's Deidre Hall.

Aquaman is the poor man's Sub-Mariner.

It’s the reverse, R209!

totie fields was the poor man's roseanne

Leysley Ann warren AND margot Kidder are a bargain for this poor bloke's susan sarandon

All the others Meryl Streep trolls are the poor man's me

?????^^^^.....English must not be your first language...

English is my first language. I am 'special needs'

These are getting worse to worse.

Mariah Carey is the poor man’s Whitney Houston.

All the pop princes are the poor man’s Madonna.

[quote]All the pop princes are the poor man’s Madonna.

No.

[quote]All the pop princes

The guys?

Michael Jackson is the poor man's John Wayne Gacy.

Mike Tyson is the poor man’s Jeff Dahmer

Paul Douglas is the poor man's Broderick Crawford.

O.J. Simpson is the poor man's R.J.Wagner

Friends of Distinction is the poor man’s Fifth Dimension

High Society is the poor man’s Philadelphia Story

Stormy Daniels is the poor man’s Melania Trump.

EBT card is the poor man's Diners Club.

Wendie Malick is the poor man's Christine Baranski

Head colds are the poor man's 2018 flu.

Farting is the poor man's aromatherapy.

So can somebody who is willing to pay the pizzly fee to join this club start a new thread saying ______ is the NEW _____.

I've been thinking of entries to this existing thread, but I more often than not come up with people who are the NEW version of somebody who once was famous, and not necessarily a lesser version.

I think Hollywood likes to keep current winning formulas and just recycles old celebrity personae with new faces.

Examples: Saorise Ronan is the newer and better Dakota Fanning. Ellen Page is the newer and better Jeanine Garofalo. Natalie Portman was somewhat of a newer and better Winona Ryder.

Leysin is the poor man's Villars, which is the poor man's Verbier, which is the poor man's Zermatt

5.5" is the poor man's 7"

Rose McGowan is the poor man’s Leah Remini

Sam Neill is the poor man's James Mason

Patty Heaton is the poor man’s Marsha Mason

Elder Dry Drunk Elaine Stritch is the poor man’s Elder Dry Drunk Lucille Ball

Marc Almond is the poor man's Boy George.

R281 is the poor man's Datalounge 'club member'.

R288 No that should be reversed. Empress Almond has had a fabulous career. His solo work destroys both Culture Club and Boy george's solo work.

Leonardo DiCaprio is the poor man’s River Phoenix.

River Phoenix is the poor man’s James Dean.

[quote]Then Helen surpassed Jodie.

This never happened.

[quote]Tony Bennett was the poor man's Frank Sinatra.

rather vice versa

...and Frank said as much...

Glory holes are a poor man's Debutante Ball!

[quote] So can somebody who is willing to pay the pizzly fee to join this club start a new thread saying ______ is the NEW _____.

You would actually have to pay the fee so you can start your own thread.

Glory holes are the poor man's Frankie Grande.

Babette Bombshell and Chi Chi Larue are both the poor man's Divine

Connie Stevens is the poor man's Debbie Reynolds.

Bump is the poor man’s making a real comment.

Tom Brady is the poor man’s Nick Foles

Inger Stevens was the poor man's Dina Merill

Cilla Black was the poor man's Petula Clark.

R195, Tabatha Coffey is the poor man’s Lana Cantrell

R195, Tabatha Coffey is the poor man’s Lana Cantrell

Love the Aussie Lezzies - god that was hard!

Tina Fey the poor man's Jane Curtain

Laraine Newman the poor man's Gilda Radner

Karen Valentine is the poor man's Sally Field

Teresa Graves & Tamara Dobson are the poor man's Pam Grier

Phoebe Cates is the poor man's Brooke Shields

Young Martha Plimpton was the poor man's Jodie Foster

Tina Fey is more talented and accomplished than Jane Curtain

Jane Curtin is the poor man's Jane Curtain.

I liked Jane! Imagine being constantly compared to those skinny minnies Lorraine (I think that's her name) and Gilda -ugh. Like poor Vicky (Alexandra Moltke) who had to wear knee length dresses because her knees were fat - while Carolyn and Maggie wore sky high mini skirts.

Valerie Curtin is the poor man's Jane Curtin.

[quote] Jane Kean is the poor man's Joyce Randolph.

Could Joyce Randolph do this?

Kathy Griffin is the poor man's Valerie Cherish.

Linda Eder is the poor man's Barbra Streisand

Thomas Haden Church is the poor man's Woody Harrelson

Ruby Rose is the poor man's Angelina Jolie.

Andrew Cunanan is the poor man's Tom Ripley.

Anne Seymour is the poor man's Agnes Moorehead

David Hyde Pierce is a poor man's Tony Randall.

Susan Sarandon is a poor man's Jane Fonda.

Duke is a poor man's Princeton.

Hampton Bays is a poor man's Southampton.

Sutton Place is a poor man's Park Ave.

Eva was the poor man's Zsa Zsa

Magda was the poor man's Eva

Cujo was the poor man’s Benji.

Justin Timberlake is the poor man’s Vanilla Ice.

Melanija Knavs is the poor man's Charo.

Olga Korbut is the poor man's Nadia Comaneci.

Harry Connick Jr. is the poor man's Frank Sinatra.

Bristol Palin is the poor man's Honey Boo-Boo

Terri Alden is the poor man's Chrissy Snow.

Pebbles is the poor man's Paula Abdul.

Jade is the poor man's En Vogue.

Medicaid is the poor man’s health insurance

Lynne Thigpen is the poor man's Alfre Woodward

CCH Pounder is the poor man's Octavia Spencer

Logan Marshall-Green is the poor man's Tom Hardy.

Jane Pauley is the poor man's Barbara Walters

Deborah Norville is the poor man's Jane Pauley

Nancy Davis is the poor man's Jane Wyman

Eva Braun is the poor man's Evita Peron

Ann Sothern is the poor man 's Lucille Ball

Joan Blondell is the poor man's Eve Arden

Joan Crawford is the poor man's Norma Shearer

Bette Davis is the poor man's Miriam Hopkis

Paris Jackson is the poor man's Paris Hilton

make that Bette Davis is the poor man's Miriam Hopkins

Cardi B is the poor man's Nicky Minaj, who is the poor man's Missy Elliot

or Nicky Minaj is the poor man's Lil Kim

Actively seeking out another competitor to trip them is the poor man's doping.

Blac Chyna is the poor man's Nicki Minaj (in appearance only)

Melania Trump is the destitute man's Evita Peron

Stormy Daniels is the poor man's Blaze Starr

That infomercial guy (whose name I can't find anywhere) who imitates Billy Mays is the poor man's Billy Mays.

If you mean the British fella, that’s Anthony Sullivan

Li'l Peep is the poor man's Tupac.

Nah, he really isn't. I just like saying Li'l Peep.

I wonder if Li'l Peep had a li'l peen?

I don't actually care. I just like saying that, too.

[quote] CCH Pounder is the poor man's Octavia Spencer

The other way round, actually.

PEEP was packing 9”

Best to call him Bi'g Peep, then.

Lynn Whitfield is the poor man's Angela Bassett

Beyoncé is the poor man’s Rihanna.

Burt Reynolds is the poor man's James Garner.

Tony LoBianco is the poor man's Robert DeNiro

Roscoe Lee Browne is the poor man's James Earl Jones

r347, Bey was famous before Rihanna

R350 And Bey’s still the ghetto trash idol. Deal with it.

Barbra Streisand is the poor man's Bar Mitzvah singer.

"And Bey’s still the ghetto trash idol. Deal with it."

ROFLMAO. How is she any more ghetto or trashy than Rihanna?

Jeff Sessions is the poor man's Beverly Leslie

Apparently r353 is illiterate. Didn’t say Rihanna WASN’T trashy; merely stated Beyoncé has the nastiest ghetto degenerate fans.

Girls, girls, they’re both trash.

R354 absolutely NAILS it. Why didn't I think of that? Congratuations, R354. You win!!

Ivor Francis is the poor man's John McGiver

Joanna Barnes is the poor man's Dina Merrill

Melissa McCarthy is the poor man's Roseanne. Chrissy Metz is the poor man's Darlene Cates (R.I.P.)

Melissa McCarthy is a better actress than Roseanne and isn't a Trumpster asshole

Noah Galvin is the poor man's Timothee Chalamet

Robert Sepulveda is the poor man's Tommi DiDario.

Julie Adams is the poor man's Vera Miles.

Joey Lawrence is literally the poor man.

Toni Braxton is the poor man's Anita Baker.lo

Melanie Martinez is the poor man's Katy Perry.

Datalounge is the poor mans Cards Against Humanity.

Roseanne Barr is the poor man’s Roseanne Barr.

Greta Gerwig is the poor man's Catherine Deneuve

Karen Walker is the poor man's Suzanne Sugarbaker crossed with the poor man's Patsy Stone.

Jane Fonda is the poor woman's Katharine Hepburn.

The other thread is the poor man's this thread.

Wiley Wiggins is the poor man’s JGL

Data Lounge is the poor man's Literature.

Kate Spade is the poor man's David Carradine.

Wes Anderson is the poor man's J.D. Salinger.

Cassis is the poor man's Saint-Tropez.

James Stenbeck is the poor man's Stefano DiMera.

Israel is the poor man's Nazi Germany.

The Good Doctor is the poor man's version of Doogie Houser, M.D. Penelope Garcia is the poor man's version of Abby Sciuto

[quote]James Stenbeck is the poor man's Stefano DiMera.

Or is it the other way around?

Hallie Eisenberg is the poor man's Mara Wilson

Jason Mraz is the poor man's Josh Rouse.

Michael Fassbender is the poor man's Christopher Plummer.

Hunger Games is the poor man's Battle Royale.

Charlize Theron is the poor man's Kim Basinger.

Brad Pitt is the poor man's Robert Redford.

IS King Solomon's Mine the poor man's Romancing the Stone and Alan Quartmain and the Lost City of Gold is the poor man's Jewel of the Nile?

Or are they poor mans Raiders of the Lost Ark and Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom?

Whatever your answer, Wonder is the poor man's Mask.

Bruce Willis was the poor man’s Mickey Rourke, once upon a time.

Trump is the poor man's PT Barnum/Satan/Snake Oil Salesman.

Greta Van Fleet is the poor man’s Led Zeppelin

Adele is a poor man's Dusty Springfield

Gay's are the poor man's my pussy.

Kevin Dillon is the poor man's Matt Dillon.

Penelope Cruz is the poor man's Paz Vega

Juliette Binoche is the poor man's Fanny Ardant

CCH Pounder is the poor man’s S Epatha Merkerson

Kelis is the poor man's Beyonce.

Augusten Burroughs is the poor man's David Sedaris

Beyonce is the poor man's Diana Ross

Jessica Simpson is the poor man's Britney Spears

Ariana Grande is the poor man's Christina Aguilera

Matthew Lush is the poor man's Chris Crocker

Ann Coulter is the poor man's Satan.

Ariana Grande is the poor man's Mariah carey.

Mariah Carey is the poor man's Shamu.

"Calamity Jane" is the poor man's "Annie Get Your Gun."

R393 My pussy is the poor man's blow-up doll

The Departed is the poor man's Infernal Affairs

Kelly Anne Conway is the poor man's Medusa.

Stormi Daniels is the poor man's Monica Lewinsky.

Julie Chen is the poor man's Connie Chung.

Edward Furlong is the poor man's Corey Feldman.

Azealia Banks is the poor man's (female version of) Kanye West.

Tori Amos is the Poor Man's KATE BUSH.

Kathleen Turner is the poor man's Lauren Bacall.

Britney Spears is the poor man’s Britney Spears.

r399, Don't ever disrespect Queen Bey u stupid ass, stankin ass bitch.

R412 Greco Rai/Bradley August is that you?

Mariah Carey is the poor man's Whitney Houston. Janet Jackson and all the pop princesses are the poor man’s Madonna.

[quote]Mariah Carey is the poor man's Whitney Houston.

No way! The poor man's Minnie Riperton.

Tracey Ullman is the poor man's Lily Tomlin

[quote]Tracey Ullman is the poor man's Lily Tomlin

Family Guy is the poor man’s Simpsons

Rochester, NY is the poor man's New York City.

Floetry is the poor mans SWV

On the new season of OITNB: "Luschek is the poor man's Chris Pratt."

Burt Reynolds is the poor man's James Garner.

Sirhan Sirhan is the poor man's Lee Harvey Oswald.

Liza Minnelli is the poor man's Judy Garland.

May Pang is the poor man's Yoko Ono.

Lucas Cranach is the poor man's Hans Holbein.

Enid Coleslaw is the poor man's Daria Morgendorffer

Martin Luther King, Jr. is the poor man's Nelson Mandela

Mangelina Jolie is the poor man's Ellen Schwiers

Nicole Kimdan is the poor man's Kim Basinger

Elizabeth Taylor is the poor man's Vivien Leigh

I said this on another thread, but it bears repeating: Tommi DiDario is the poor man's Robert Sepulveda.

He's also the poor man's Jake Orion.

Henri Cartier Bresson was the poor man's Henri Cartier Bresson. Bresson told this story to Cecil Beaton that he was photographing some event in Kansas and somebody yelled out 'Look it's the poor man's Henri Cartier Bresson!' People in Kansas knew the name?

Harvey Levin is the poor man's Hedda Hopper

Midler was wonderful years ago when I saw her; extremely funny and she put over songs even if not the greatest vocalist. Streisand live is magic. Her voice, her stage presence and manner are great- she is not a bawdy comedienne. She is a consummate singer and show business "force" due to her success in all media and in multiple roles including political. In other words she is a fascinating women on top of being a great singer with an incredible and vast catalogue of music, much of is the best on the last 100 years from originals to covers of classics, from bossa nova, to classical, to disco to ballads and on and on. I don't compare her to Midler who is more like Minnelli, that is to say more performer than singer.

Both Midler and Streisand have been good stewards of their fame using it to do good in world. And for that they both have my respect. They are incredible women,

r429 She is also the poor man's Naomi Watts.

"From A Distance" and "The Wind Beneath My Wings" are bigger hits than any Barbra Streisand song.

Bette Midler is not the poor man's anything, OP. You're just an asshole.

South Korea is the poor man's Japan.

Homophobic depictions of hated political personalities are the poor man's political commentary

Mangelina Jolie is the poor man's Asia Argento.

Born This Way is the poor man's Express Yourself

Madonna is the poor man's Mylène Farmer

Mylene Farmer is the poor man's Kate Bush.

"Sans logique" is better than ANY Kate Bush song

Adina Porter is the poor man's Angela Bassett

Elton John is the poor man's Liberace

Jools Holland is the poor man's Lawrence Welk

I can't bear to hear Bette Midler sing.

Doug Bradley is the poor man's Patrick Stewart

Logan Marshall-Green is the poor man's Tom Hardy.

Lindsey Graham is the poor man's Scarlett O'Hara.

Donald Trump is the poor man's Vladimir Putin.

Jeff Palmer is the poor man's Jeff Stryker

Kevin Hart is the poor man's Eddie Murphy

Even current popstar is the poor man's Queen Bey

"My Three Sons" is the poor man's "Leave it to Beaver".

Rock Hudson and Robert Wagner are the poor man's William Powell. Susan St. James and Stephanie Powers are the poor man's Myrna Loy.

David Niven is the poor man's Cary Grant.

Trixie Belden is the poor man's Nancy Drew.

Dane Clark is the poor man's John Garfield.

George Raft is the poor man's James Cagney AND Humphrey Bogart.

America is the poor man's Eagles.

Amanda Lear is the poor man's Marlene Dietrich

Mr Pibb is the poor man’s Dr Pepper.

So sad to see r453 blocked forever!!!

Tiny is the poor man's Putin.

Kaia Gerber is the poor man’s Cindy Crawford.

Cindy Crawford is the poor man’s Caitlyn Jenner.

Emma Stone is the poor man's Ruth Wilson.

Joni Mitchell is the poor man's Taylor Swift!

Timothee Chalamet is the poor man's Ben Whishaw.

Bobby Gentry is the Nico of the Confederacy.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is the poor man's Dr. Ruth.

Aldi's is the poor man's Wegman's.

Meryl Streep supporting performer in Mama Mia 2 and Mary Poppins Returns is now the poor man's Glenn Close.

isla fisher is the poor man's amy adams

amy adams is the poor man's doris day

R463 Ben Whishaw, the thinking man's Timothee Chalamet.

Bradley Cooper is the poor man's Ralph Fiennes.

Michael Jackson was the poor man's Prince

Donald Glover is the poor man’s Andre 3000.

Wegmans is the poor man’s Whole Foods.

Whole Foods is the poor man’s Balducci’s.

face slaps is the poor man's pussy slaps

"Michael Jackson was the poor man's Prince"

Hate Jacko, but he was famous before Prince was

Don Lemon is the poor man's TJ Holmes. Damn, he's fine.

Oxycotin is the poor man's opiate

John Waters and The Dreamlanders are the poor man's Andy Warhol and The Factory.

Poppy is the poor man's Lady Gaga.

Joey Mills is the poor man's Jessie Montgomery.

Vince Offer is the poor man's Billy Mays.

The Munsters is the poor man's Addam's Family.

Janelle Monáe is the poor man's Grace Jones.

Thelma Houston is the poor man's Gloria Gaynor.

Rami Malek is the poor man's Omar Sharif. Neal Young is the poor man's Bob Dylan.

Chris Burrous is the poor man's David Carradine.

Jennifer Lawrence is the poor man's Michelle Pfeiffer

Benji is the poor man's Lassie

Buddy Hackett was the poor man's Lou Costello.

Jessica Fletcher is the poor man's Miss Marple.

Dolly Parton, is the poor man's well, ....

Dolly Parton.

Donna Fargo is the poor man's Dolly Parton.

Kirk Morris is the poor man's Steve Reeves.

Chrissy Tiegen is the poor man's Kim Kardashian.

R2 is the poor man's R1

Tucker Carlspn is the poor man's Lumpy Rutherford.

Jerry Van Dyke was the impoverished man's Dick Van Dyke.

Guy Ritchie is a poor man's Tarantino

[quote]Whole Foods is the poor man’s Balducci’s.

And Jefferson Market.

Tommy Hilfiger is the poor man's Ralph Lauren

[quote]Tommy Hilfiger is the poor, color blind man's Ralph Lauren.

Fixed.

Vladimir Lenin was the poor man's Tsar Nicholas II

Andrea Hall Lovell is the poor man's Dee Dee Hall.

Tarantino is a poor man’s Scorsese.

Scorsese is a poor man’s Francis Ford Coppola.

Tucker Carlson is the poor man's David Duke

Bonnie Bedelia is the poor man's Anne Archer. Anne Archer is the poor man's Barbara Hershey.

Joan Van Ark is the poor man's Donna Mills.

Charlene Tilton is the poor man’s Joan Van Ark.

Audrey Peters is a poor man's Mary Stuart

R379 is the poor man’s George Lincoln Rockwell.

Chrissie Metz is the poor man's Kim Kartrashian, only her ass is smaller.

Florida is the poor man's California.

Meryl Streep is the poor man's Katharine Hepburn.

M. Night Shyamalan is the poor man's William Castle.

r510 - you are correct, sir!!!!

Northwestern is the poor man's Stanford

Goober is the poor man's Gomer

Notre Dame is the poor man's World Trade Center.

Shirley Jones is the poor man's Barbara Cook

The Trumps are the poor man's Borgias.

[quote]The Trumps are the poor man's Borgias.

OR: The Trumps are the poor man's Joads.

Sonny Corinthos is the poor man's Luke Spencer.

Alyssa Milano is the poor man's Valerie Bertinelli

Bette Midler is the poor man's Ethel Merman

Prince was the poor man's Jimi Hendrix

Wayfair is the poor man’s IKEA.

Roseann is the poor man's Mary Tyler Moore

Lorna Luft is the poor man's Liza Minnelli.

[quote] Roseann is the poor man's Mary Tyler Moore

Hmm. Seems like you don't understand this concept very well.

R521, You are flatly wrong about that. Prince was no "poor man's anything." He was a dazzling talent. I'll help you out though by setting you straight: LENNY KRAVITZ is the Poor Man's JIMI HENDRIX. There, fixed it for you.

Candace Bergen is the poor man's Mary Tyler Moore.

Roseanne is the poor man's Phyllis Diller.

Except Jimi Hendrix's mother never co-starred in [italic]The Jeffersons[/italic], R526.

It's "Neil," not "Neal," and Bob Dylan is the poor man's me.

No, if anything he's the poor man's Woody Guthrie.

[quote]The Munsters is the poor man's Addam's Family.

Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

[quote]Born This Way is the poor man's Express Yourself

"Express Yourself" is the poor man's "I Am What I Am."

TransMan is the poor man's man.

John Mellencamp is the really really really poor man's Bruce Springsteen. I never want to hear Jack and Diane ever again.

Frank Ocean is the poor man's...every 70s and/or 90s R&B singer who was actually great.

Ariana Grande is the poor man's Mariah Carey.

Sam Smith is the poor man's Whitney Houston.

Ed Sheeran is the welfare queen's Weezer? Maybe.

Cyndi Lauper is the poor man's Betty Boop.

[quote] Shirley Partridge is the poor man’s Carol Brady.

Bah! They were both the poor man's me. I didn't need a maid to run a household.

Nell Carter was the poor man's Hattie McDaniel.

Yes to everyone on R534's list. Sam Smith is a screechy, self-pitying turncoat to the gay community. Ariana Grande is a nonentity like almost all these millennial/post-millennial Britney wannabes. Ed Sheeran is what would happen if a mad scientist crossed Rick Astley with Ricky Gervais. Frank Ocean wouldn't have a career if Luther Vandross hadn't kicked the bucket before coming out. John Cougar Melonhead just plain sucks, and you can add the domestic violence-enabling "Hurts So Good" to the no-playlist.

Rihanna is the poor man's Rita Marley.

Ladies Who Lunch is the poor man's Bosom Buddies.

One Direction is a poor man's version of The Backstreet Boys and *NSYNC, who were each a poor man's New Kids on the Block, who themselves were a poor man's New Edition, who in turn were a poor man's Menudo, which was managed by the father of the Menendez brothers.

Billy is the poor man's Perez.

The Menendez Brothers are a poor man's Richard Hickock and Perry Smith.

[quote]Joan Van Ark is the poor man's Donna Mills.

Joan Van Ark is the poor man's Joan OF Arc

Eminem is the poor man's Anita Bryant.

Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump are the poor man's Lyle & Erik Menendez.

Tony Danza is a poor man's John Travolta.

Jeremy Kyle is the poor (English)man's Jerry Springer.

Grumpy Cat (R.I.P.) is/was the poor man's (real life) Garfield.

DataLounge is the poor man's bathroom stall wall.

Casey Anthony is the poor man's Patsy Ramsey who is the poor man's Myra Hindley.

Morning Musume is the poor man's (Japanese female) Menudo

Andrew Garfield is the poor man's Adam Brody

Dody Goodman is the poor mans Alice Pearce

Jerry Herman is the poor man's Richard Rodgers

Ryan Murphy is the poor man's Norman Lear or at least wishes he was.

Having just come home from seeing Booksmart, I see Kaitlyn Dever as the poor man’s Ellen Page. (The movie, by the way, is a little bit funny but mostly sucks).

Garrett Clayton is the poor man's Adam Lambert.

Melania Trump is the poor man's Ivana Trump.

Trisha Paytas is the poor man's Khloe Kardashian.

Monica Potter is the poor man's Julia Roberts.

Vikki Carr is the poor man's Eydie Gorme.

BTS is the poor pedophiliac men's Menudo

Rose gold is the poor man's platinum.

David Sedaris is the poor man's Oscar Wilde.

Renee Zellweger is the poor man's Carol Channing.

Meghan Markle is the poor man's Wallis Simpson.

Palak paneer is the poor man's saag paneer.

Kim Gordon is the poor man's Deborah Harry.

Kim Gordon is the poor man's Deborah Harry.

Mitzi Gayor the poor man's Ethel Merman

No, Ross Mathews is the poor man's Ethel Merman.

Meryl is the poor man's Vanessa.

David LaChapelle is the poor man's Pierre et Gilles.

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R574 but Luise made it to 104. Will you, Livvy?

In the late '90s, Brad Rowe was considered the poor man's Brad Pitt.

Dan Simmons's "Summer of Night" is the poor man's Stephen King's "IT."

SARS is the poor man's COVID

A winter scarf is the poor man's face mask.

Calista Flockhart is the poor man’s Mary Tyler Moore

Sam Smith is the poor man's man.

RHONJ is the poor man's RHONY.

No OP

Bette Midler is the poor man's Roslyn Kind.

Meryl Streep is the poor man's Pia Zadora

Olivia de Havilland is the poor man's Joan Fonataine.

Maybe reading that will finally kill off that ol' cunt.

Peter Griffin is the poor man's Homer Simpson.

Def Leppard is the poor man's Led Zeppelin