Love after Lockup

Yes! I was hoping some people here had so we could talk. Man, how about that psycho Johnna? She's his new warden.

It sort of reminds me of 90 Day Fiance I'm surprised it's not on TLC

Momma needs a mop to clean up the moisture from her mussy after watching this show! The cagemeat is almost too much! Too bad they always go for the fish.

Well I don't want to shock anyone but I hear Johhna and Gare Bear don't make it!

I love that regular ass old white guy and the ghetto chick he found in prison.

Yeah r5, nice to know that while I am at work, ratchet prison chicks are somehow taking and uploading pics to get tricks to give them money.

Hopefully Johnna can find love with another inmate!

Any gay? Or, is it straight shit...

So far it's straight r8 but no way the one guy is, he was locked up from like 16 to 24...

Straight most gay people have more self respect than that.

So, he turned gay in jail?

That’s caged heat

I bet Alla will relapse. She seems dumb as hell.

You're right r13. And yeah, run on sentence at r10, no gay people ever do dumb shit or lust after scummy guys. Sure.

I think Garrett's only friend Martin might be gay.

Alla is back in jail as of January 8. Quelle surprise.

That didn't take long. God that guy she's with is a sad sack.

Lamar needs to hook back up with his ex. Andrea is a total asshole.

Is anybody else bothered by Alla's weird accent?

R2) It's from the producers of 90-day. Right now, I'm trying to get my Married at First Sight fix on.

How is Johna's unemployed ex con fiance able to buy diamonds and lease a new car?

I don' t know r21, but I'd pay him to off that psycho Johnna.

That Canadian bitch with the trout lips is fugly. It's hilarious how disinterested he fiance is and she just keeps yammering on about their wedding.

Johnna and Garret's breakup has gotten extra messy. If crazy Johnna had a show I'd watch it.

Anyone watching Season Two? They are continuing with 2 of the storylines from the first season. I cannot turn away.

I am and it's on fire! So good.

The shocker was the virgin's convict BF having another woman waiting on his release from prison.

Yes! And the show is following both women separately/simultaneously as they are trying on wedding dresses! I was a little disappointed that bride #1’s secret wasn’t something bigger though.

Oh, I haven't watched the second episode. For some reason, Charter doesn't want to tape this show, unless I press record on the day of the airing. So dumb. I forgot to do that this past Friday; I'm going to go look to see if it made an exception.

Wheh! It's taped.

[quote] I was a little disappointed that bride #1’s secret wasn’t something bigger though.

When you said Bride #1, I thought you were referring to the virgin, but I'm thinking you're talking about the one w/the child. The secret? Is that the bride is actually the wife?

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What was up w/the prison guard telling the woman they are going to release the prisoner in the community? Was it that difficult to tell her the location?

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Knowing money is tight, the dude, who lost his bridge, should have kept looking for it.

Yes, sorry I meant the white fiancé- her secret being she already married him while he was in prison.

The scene at the prison gate was weird! Maybe they were reacting to the fact it was being filmed and they didn’t like that. Or maybe the prison guard was giving the girlfriend a last chance to turn around before she reaches the point of no return. Her inmate boyfriend has serious trust issues (ironic given his circumstances)! Even his own mother was trying to politely nudge her to reconsider.

The dude who lost his bridge is physically repugnant. If his inmate bride sleeps with him more than once she’s earned that 90k. He looks like he reeks. She is going to drop him like a hot stone when she finds out he has no $$$. And how awful that she runs to embrace him before her own daughter.

Angela is a white trash Gwyneth! Her inmate fiancé is rather attractive and completely using her.

[quote]Yes, sorry I meant the white fiancé- her secret being she already married him while he was in prison.

Oh, I thought that was a juicy secret.

[quote]The scene at the prison gate was weird! Maybe they were reacting to the fact it was being filmed and they didn’t like that. Or maybe the prison guard was giving the girlfriend a last chance to turn around before she reaches the point of no return. Her inmate boyfriend has serious trust issues (ironic given his circumstances)! Even his own mother was trying to politely nudge her to reconsider.

Hmmm.. a possibility but I'm thinking the prisoner must have pissed off the guard, right before release. So, the guard probably said he'll show him. He'll dump him out into the community w/o a pot to piss in.

[quote]The dude who lost his bridge is physically repugnant. If his inmate bride sleeps with him more than once she’s earned that 90k. He looks like he reeks. She is going to drop him like a hot stone when she finds out he has no $$$. And how awful that she runs to embrace him before her own daughter.

So true.

Boy, they are dragging out this Virgin meet Convict meet Baby Mama turned Wifey reveal.

Out of all the couples, Marcelino seems as if he found a love connection.

WTF is Lizzy? The first stop out of prison is a convenience store, and she wants to load up on junk food? I can see if she wanted to fast food, but all of that vending machine food? It must have reminded her of jail.

Caitlin's dream guy, Matt is busted looking. At least, below the waist is a winner.

Clint was a bore, and I'm guessing we won't see his Britney Sphere's lookalike. Something will go down.

Clint doesn’t seem quite right in the head. I felt for his poor mama. He should have used the money he spent on the ring on a life size blow-up doll...less collateral damage.

Re: Clint

There won't be a wedding, because usually when they don't show the convict/or hear from the convict, then it means it will be dud. Something will happen where there won't be a release.

I think the preview showed Clint smooching with the inmate fiancé but I could be wrong.

If so, I can't wait!

Clint and his bride-to-be. She is a busted version of a busted Brittney Spears. Looks wise they appear well matched.

James and Alla from Season One are back together!!!

True love finds a way! 💕 And so does heroin!!!

^^^ James is seriously whipped. And she's a psycho junkie. She's manipulating the f**k out of him. I hope he doesn't own anything because he won't when she gets through.

What are you talking about, r41? She’s lovely!

[quote]Clint and his bride-to-be. She is a busted version of a busted Brittney Spears. Looks wise they appear well matched.

Looking at that pic of the bride, it seems as if she catfished him, because there is a big difference in that pic and the one that was shown on the show.

I forgot about this trainwreck. Sign me up for season 2!

R44 This season is getting off to a good start.

I feel as though, all these shows, are spiritual successors, to the 'Jerry Springer Show'.

Maybe so, but I love the ratchedness.

[quote] Out of all the couples, Marcelino seems as if he found a love connection.

Actually extremely surprised at how fast that went south and that it was all his fault. He really came across as a controlling nut job.

I feel so bad for the baby mama who thinks her convict husband is King to her Queen. His comment at the end was shocking.

Marcello is indeed a controlling nutjob, but this chick is not the one to be controlled.

[quote]I feel so bad for the baby mama who thinks her convict husband is King to her Queen. His comment at the end was shocking.

I was shocked too, because he really sold me on that reunion w/his wife. I was taken aback when he said Meghan was his queen.

Tracie should have run straight to the dentist for a bleaching, because those teeth were beyond yellow.

Matt needs to go to the dentist to find some missing teeth. Then, he needs to give up that dream of resting on his ass.

Season 2 is so much better than Season 1! Loving this mess.

Was it Clint we see in the previews who angrily pulls off his microphone? Did Tracie really leave him at the alter and take off with his credit cards? At least the poor sucker got laid.

Lizzy takes the cake...and the oysters on the half shell...and everything else on the menu. She’s a professional grifter playing up to the camera that she’s born again and wants to take it slow before sleeping with Sad Sack (I keep forgetting his name). Pointing the finger at him that he’s the enabler and she’s the victim - just wow. I felt bad for him when he started crying during his confession but he’s so fucking pathetic.

Caitlin needs to get away from Matt as fast as she can - but he was actually supportive of her this time. Mama was a drug addict too and this is who you pick to be your future hubby?

[quote]Mama was a drug addict too and this is who you pick to be your future hubby?

I know. It doesn't make sense, and she wants him to get a job too. I guess she is replaying history by hooking up w/him.

[quote]Was it Clint we see in the previews who angrily pulls off his microphone? Did Tracie really leave him at the alter and take off with his credit cards? At least the poor sucker got laid.

They showed a clip of her in a nice dress, so I don't think she left him at the alter.

I just started watching this show recently in Season 2. OMG that was reality tv gold when Lizzie ran up to her boyfriend to greet him and jumped up in his arms and knocked him over so they both fell and he lost his bridge to his teeth. LMAO this show is even juicier than 90 Day Fiance.

What happened to the hot white guy with tattoos sleeves from the from the first season that broke up with the other participant and then found a new chick the next day.

Clint and Tracie spoilers!

Caitlin and Matt spoilers!

You people have made me start watching this and WHAT A MESS! It's a toss up to determine who is the saddest: the fuckups who cycle in and out of jail or the people who are suckers enough to pin their hopes to someone so hopeless. You just wanna shake them!

Let's lie and cry and breed and manipulate one another until we collapse into a quivering pile of laughter and love!

I would be nervous just to be in the same room as Matt - he seriously gives me the creeps.

Plus the losing chunks of food out the tooth hole. Gross!

Caitlin is the pot calling the kettle black. Here she is crying and acting crazy at a restaurant over what her mommy being late. Later, she stressed that she was upset about what her mother didn't do for her as a kid. Now, she is a grown woman, who is a mother, herself.

Do we see her kid? Where is she? I bet her son is wondering where she is?

However, here she is chasing cons, and she has a son she hasn't seen in a year. Plus, she's behind in child support. By the way, Caitlin's mother passed away on Thanksgiving, so she needs to find another thing to harp about because that is over.

Lizzy from 2008.

Apparently, the love triangle is real, and Michael is back in jail.

Yes R57. You've articulated my every thought about this show. ALL of these people need to be thrown into a trash dumpster.

That 40-year-old crying to his mother about his crack-ho bride?...dear GOD!

Bump for this coming Friday’s season finale! These people are a fucking mess!!!

HOW has this thread become dormant? This show is back on and the participants are more delusional than EVAH! Please tune in & dish! You will LOVE Lacey who has a jailbird fiancee AND a jailbird boyfriend soon to be out at the same time! You will love CHERYL because she loves SERIAL KILLERS and a FAILED BANK ROBBER. I can't make this stuff up, it's too wacky! FRIDAYS WE-TV