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Reba McEntire is KFC's Newest Col. Sanders

This week in More Bizarre News...

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by Anonymousreply 38February 6, 2018 3:39 AM

Before The Mandela Effect, her name was Reba MacIntyre.

by Anonymousreply 1January 26, 2018 9:31 AM

I never thought they'd make the Colonel into a drag king character.

by Anonymousreply 2January 26, 2018 10:01 AM

one of the more beloved dykes in our world.

luv ya gurl!

by Anonymousreply 3January 26, 2018 10:06 AM

Smoky Mountain BBQ could be good

by Anonymousreply 4January 26, 2018 10:58 AM

Another woman fucks over my career.

by Anonymousreply 5January 26, 2018 11:09 AM

Sooooooo stupid.

by Anonymousreply 6January 26, 2018 11:25 AM

How fitting: marrionette-faced woman doing KFC commercials.

by Anonymousreply 7January 26, 2018 12:03 PM

The chicken parts are actually leftover penis

by Anonymousreply 8January 26, 2018 12:04 PM

KFC has the worst commercials of all time

by Anonymousreply 9January 26, 2018 12:33 PM

This is the best replacement performance in the history of fast food!

by Anonymousreply 10January 26, 2018 12:41 PM

I know her Marc Cherry pilot didn't get picked up but was this necessary.

by Anonymousreply 11January 26, 2018 1:12 PM

Reba is a National Treasure. Y’all just fucking jealous her upper lip has more money than you’ll ever see in your pathetic life.

by Anonymousreply 12January 26, 2018 1:16 PM

Hey "Y'all are just jealous lol" troll, which hairs on her upper lip are you referring to? #44 is only worth $200,000, whereas #87 clocks in a cool $1m.

by Anonymousreply 13January 26, 2018 2:50 PM

No one is mentioning how much she actually looks like Colonel Sanders. She's just too thin; otherwise, she nails it.

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by Anonymousreply 14January 26, 2018 4:02 PM

Y'all better hurry up and get Reba in Hello Dolly. She's so desperate for money, she's dressing up as an old man for a fried chicken commercial.

by Anonymousreply 15January 26, 2018 4:17 PM

Kate McKinnon will be next.

by Anonymousreply 16January 26, 2018 4:53 PM

Her husband must have soaked her in their divorce

I don't really eat fried chicken. Maybe only once every 10 yrs, but I got some Kentucky Fried Chicken about 3 months ago. It was absolutely disgusting. The chicken strips were the worst things I've ever had from any restaurant. I honestly don't think they were chicken. They were these long, wide, 1/4 of an inch high things. They were like the size of odor eaters shoe insoles. I took one bite and spit it out. It tasted and looked so weird. I threw them out behind my work hoping the stray cats back there would eat them. They didn't. They were still there the next day

by Anonymousreply 17January 26, 2018 5:21 PM

This makes me like her. I can’t stand women who have to be pretty pretty princesses 100% of the time. Get dirty sometimes, have a sense of humor!

And r17, there is nothing tastier than good fried chicken. I’ve heard Popeye’s is decent, but KFC is garbage anymore. My parents used to pick some Kentucky Fried Chicken when that’s what it was... back in the 70s.

by Anonymousreply 18January 26, 2018 5:58 PM

Nashville is the place to go for chicken! Hot chicken has taken off there.

In NYC, Dirty Bird has good chicken fingers and mashed potatoes. But they are a bit pricey.

by Anonymousreply 19January 26, 2018 6:47 PM

Reba does look like Sanders. What else is she going to do? She’s a terrible singer and actress.

by Anonymousreply 20January 26, 2018 7:01 PM

She was worth $100 million at the time of divorce, he cheated so it's doubtful he took half. I think she'll just do about anything for money.

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by Anonymousreply 21January 26, 2018 7:06 PM
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by Anonymousreply 22January 26, 2018 7:17 PM

Is this supposed to be a buzzed about Super Bowl commercial?

by Anonymousreply 23January 26, 2018 7:20 PM

I LOVE the idea!

I HATE the execution!

They should have thought of something funny. That was just corny. And it would have been a lot cooler if they never showed the normal Reba.

They needed a clever way around the problems. But they're rednecks and so is their audience.

by Anonymousreply 24January 26, 2018 8:25 PM

The metoo'ers are loving this Feminist take on the Col., is Reba leading the charge of women taking men's jobs?

Wonder if she made more than Rob Lowe?

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by Anonymousreply 25January 26, 2018 8:30 PM

[quote]Kate McKinnon will be next.

Nah, KFC won't hire a lesbian to play Col. Sanders. They don't want to piss off Southerners.

by Anonymousreply 26January 26, 2018 11:00 PM

Fuckery.

by Anonymousreply 27January 27, 2018 12:45 AM

She's no Lawanda Page, that's for sure.

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by Anonymousreply 28January 27, 2018 12:57 AM

I admit it, I love Reba.

by Anonymousreply 29January 27, 2018 3:12 AM

Was the husband she divorced the father of Kelly Clarksons husband?

by Anonymousreply 30January 27, 2018 3:18 AM

r22 Was this before or after he turned over?

by Anonymousreply 31January 27, 2018 4:49 AM

[quote]Was the husband she divorced the father of Kelly Clarksons husband?

Yes, Reba used to be Clarkson's mother-in-law.

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by Anonymousreply 32January 27, 2018 8:47 PM

It was Reba who divorced, not Kelly.

by Anonymousreply 33January 27, 2018 11:23 PM

There are people on social media who literally think this is KFC trying to say Col Sanders is trans.

Fuck, we have a lot of dumb mouthbreathers on this planet. Truly some of the dumbest people to ever draw breath.

by Anonymousreply 34January 28, 2018 4:04 AM

That commercial is on heavy rotation

by Anonymousreply 35February 2, 2018 1:59 PM

Has anyone tried that flavor of KFC? Is it good?

by Anonymousreply 36February 2, 2018 2:05 PM

Reba's hillbilly accent annoys the shit out of me. Her playing the Colonel is ridiculous and stupid.

by Anonymousreply 37February 6, 2018 2:44 AM

Is it just fried chicken dipped in BBQ sauce, or is something else different about it?

by Anonymousreply 38February 6, 2018 3:39 AM
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