Favorite Jokes

unless she is dead it ain't gonna be cold dummy

one i read here a few months ago that i had never heard before

why do farts smell?

so the blind can enjoy them too........wait.......the deaf!! anyway it was a fart joke.

Haha R2

A lesbian joke in and gay forum

*a ..........

Shut up, R4.

Q: Why aren't there any Polish cheerleaders?

A: Because when they do splits they stick to the floor.

Two hunters aim. Both dead.

What will three gay guys do to a blonde?

Two hold her down while the third styles her hair.

Why are there no Jews in Disney movies?

Because it's a Disney movie, you fucking idiot!

What do Brooklyn and control top pantyhose have in common?

Flatbush.

What's the worst thing about fucking a 5 year old? Getting the blood off the clown suit.

I don’t understand any of these jokes. And when you really have to think about what could possibly make funny they’re not jokes.

I don't get it.

Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.

r13 = android trying to pretend she is human

R13 = at the top of every hostesses guest list

Let's turn this into a thread of jokes we don't get. Good one R15!

LOL R15 said "duty".

I think my coworkers are gay. – Every time I walk by, they mumble, “What an ass.”

“What does the word ‘gay’ mean?” asked a son his father.

“It means ‘happy’,” replied the father.

“Oh,” contested the son, “so you are gay then?”

“No, son, I have a wife.”

Son: Dad, I just had sex for the first time!

Dad: What? Sit down, tell me everything!

Son: I can't, my ass still hurts.

Why don’t women drink beer at the beach.

Because they’d get sand in their Schlitz

R4 I wouldn't mind a lesbian joke IF IT WERE A FUNNY JOKE.

Ok, R24.

What does a lesbian bring on the second date?

wow... happy 1961 anyone!!

R20, that's the best joke yet!

A tuba player & trombone player are sitting in a car.

Who's driving?

The policeman.

what do you call a beautiful woman in Poland????

A tourist.

What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?

A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

For The Boys:

What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?

Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you drink with that?

I still don't get OP's lesbian grilled cheese joke.

R33 is on the top of the guest lists at all the best parties! 🎉

I still don't get the Polish cheerleader joke at R7 . Could someone please explain?

Q: What's the difference between a little boy and a kilo of cocaine?

A: Eric Clapton would NEVER allow a kilo of cocaine to fall out of a high-rise window.