Martha Stewart has man-hands

lmao OP 😂

She is also America's moistest woman.

Normal for a fat old dyke?

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Polish peasant hands. Couldn't you imagine her working on a potato farm somewhere in Poland, dressed like a scowling babushka? And then knocking back a glass of vodka after dinner?

Picture it!

You don't say...

Yes, I was just going to say that. No Polish peasant has ever tried so hard to ingratiate herself to New England's dying WASP elite -- even if it took a Jewish husband and a collection at Sears to enable her to do so.

Look at those things: They could lift huge crates of potatoes or preserved goods.

She seems most relaxed and like herself when she is hanging out with her fellow jailbirds.

R5 = one of the many multi millionaire Anglo Saxon Dataloungers, descended from royalty and gracious enough to honor us with his presence.

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It's a good thing!

Yes, R5..what I was thinking, also.

Eastern European "strong like bull" hands.

Mine are kind of like that--from my Hungarian grandmother's side.

The team of her with Snoop Dog is hysterical.

Gotta 'hand' it to them both.

Excuse me---it's Mr. Dogg, rather.

Though, that is funny, R9

I bet she gives a killer massage.

Mariska Hargitay also has huge, ugly man-hands.

Big feet too.

And Martha's voice is a bit on the husky side. Hmmmm . . .

FF’d.

Eh. those aren't so manly; though her trying to pull of that jewelry does look awkward.

Plenty of us women have hands that suggest that we actually work for a living, yes.

^ That was Re: Mariska at R17

I will NEVER STOP POSTING THIS VIDEO ON DL!!!!!

"Eastern European "strong like bull" hands... Mine are kind of like that"

Bull or bull-dyke?

At least she made her money without daddy's help.

And speaking of Eastern Europeans, how much work has Trump's concubine done in her lifetime, if you don't include spreading her legs.

Sigh... It's simply an old expression, R24. I assume you are straight, recently trolling around here, thinking you are hip. Or you are young and ignorant.

No, #26. This is a bitchy gay gossip site where we say catty things to have a laff or two.

Though for 20 years, the fraus have tried to turn it into a kum-ba-ya recipe exchange and group therapy site.

Holy shit, r5, you posted what I was going to say VERBATIM. Polish peasant-hands!

You must be psychic.

Small hands here, but sturdy fingers with gently rounded tips. I cook, paint, plaster, garden, etc.

Female and darned proud of those hands.

Her hands are lovely. She has used them proudly.

Now, however, those tits....

Don't be jealous just because I have manlier hands than you boys!!!

At least she doesn't have MADGE HANDS!

Mine are moist, soft, and better than any shovel when it comes to digging quahogs out of the muck. But more than anything, it's the moistness that wins people over. Do you want to see? Pull my finger.

C'mon! Just pull it.

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