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Looks Like Our Keanu Is Finally Going To Settle Down
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| by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 19, 2018 8:04 PM |
Mail online links don't work
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 13, 2018 12:42 AM |
I was watching Point Break again one of these days and lord, he was so fucking beautiful. Just perfect.
Terrible actor though. I don't think I've noticed it before, but he sucks big time in PB. He makes Patrick Swayze look like Laurence Olivier.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 13, 2018 12:43 AM |
That looks like his Mom.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 13, 2018 12:49 AM |
Is that a woman?!
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 13, 2018 1:23 AM |
He went out to DINNER? With a WOMAN? Why, that must mean they're engaged and wedding bells will soon be ringing! Congratulations, Keanu! Your "silver haired" bride to be is, uh, striking.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 13, 2018 1:28 AM |
If she's 44, I'm 12.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 13, 2018 1:35 AM |
I always like it when posted links cut off the headline so I can make up my own.
...artist and ph...
phrenologist phoenician pharisee phrygian
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 13, 2018 1:43 AM |
You can read about Keanu Reeves' silver-haired mystery girl here
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 13, 2018 1:48 AM |
She's cute. Kudos to him for not attaching himself to the first 20-something that bats her eyes at him.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 13, 2018 1:57 AM |
Keanu's GF, the one who died in the car crash, was no great beauty either. She was guitarist Dave Navarro's personal assistant..
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 13, 2018 2:19 AM |
If you look at the picture of them on the left, they have a similar profile.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 13, 2018 2:23 AM |
She's Alexandra Grant and they have been friends for years.
Keanu is gay.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 13, 2018 2:30 AM |
This reminds me of that other great love story: John Travolta and Diana Hyland.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 13, 2018 3:03 AM |
I thought he would've ended up with some 19 year old super model or something.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 13, 2018 3:13 AM |
That 2nd link reminded me that keanu did the tranny thing at one point too. Wonder if she was intact.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 13, 2018 3:23 AM |
Weren't there rumors that he is asexual?
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 13, 2018 3:48 AM |
I've always wondered if both Keanu and Matt Dillon are gay.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 13, 2018 3:50 AM |
R1. Go to "settings" and uncheck the box that says "show link previews." The links to DM should work after that.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 13, 2018 4:18 AM |
She looks a grown up Manic Pixie Dream Girl type.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 19, 2018 2:25 PM |
One rumor from the time it happened is the so-called girlfriend who died in the accident was a woman he met at a party and seduced him while he was drunk. She got pregnant but he wanted nothing to do with her or the baby but kind of tolerated her because he was a nice guy. She was drunk/drugged up when she had the accident because her little plot to get him into her life didn't work out. Think I got that right.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 19, 2018 3:32 PM |
I thought he was supposed to be dating that lesbian gay-voiced transwoman from Sense8.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 19, 2018 4:07 PM |
They look great in that pic, R19. Thanks for posting.
I love Keanu. He just seems like a very sweet person and I will always wish him well.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 19, 2018 8:01 PM |
He was Lookin haggard a decade ago. He looks better now than he did 15 years ago
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 19, 2018 8:04 PM |