Corey Feldman Accused

...for crimes against art!

From the link at OP:

[quote]according to TMZ, a woman filed the report Monday, alleging that the former child actor had “grabbed her ass early in 2017.”

He grabbed a woman's ass?! Clara! Bring me my smelling salts!

r1 A+

Sexual battery? Was a vibrator involved?

He. has. no. lips.

Oh no, it wasn’t one of the Angels was it?!?

Fair enough. But is that a crime?

Thanks for that, r1. It’s always funny. Always.

So sex crimes against children like Feldman and his friends were can't be prosecuted but this can?

Someone on this site called it a few weeks ago. Corey won't name names because he participated in the molestation of his teens as well as being molested. This shows he is indeed a pervert.

They're trying to discredit him, and aren't doing a very good job I might add.

That's how child molesters keep their victims quiet, R11. So let's not support continuing that dynamic.

And we see again David Geffin's dark agents 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐤𝐞 in the night.

CDAN commenters are going to go psychotic with their theories.

I'm not ready to call him a perv yet r11. But definitely a procurer. This story reeks of being planted by him to obscure past misdeeds involving boys.

Sexual battery? The ass is not a sex organ.

Corey wants attention. He'll get it one way or another.

i'm just glad he can pay his rent with the indiegogo funds. :) poor schmuck

he is not naming names because he was paid a shite load of cash to be set for life and to keep this bullshit thing going....

Yes it is, R17.

The LAPD attacked blacks for years, not a surprise they're trying to go after Jews now.

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R17, do you not realize you're posing on a gay forum?

Oh, for corn's sake!

It reads like an ONION spoof.

He grabbed someone's ass? Really?

He can grab my ass if he would stop performing like in r1. Please stop Corey, cmon.

To be fair, Corey is for all intents and purposes a third rate pimp (google the Vice article about his birthday party). That's what those "angels" are for. He might've gotten a start in that line by procuring young boys for his benefactors. In any case, he has a major disconnect between what happened to him and they way he objectifies women.

This is what I will never understand about heterosexual men: they grab the asses of women who don't want that attention while ignoring men who would actually appreciate it.

I LOVE that gif @ R1. It's a classic.

R1: Cowey, what kind of twee are you?

he is beyond help.......if only he would just go away.

Even the other Defenders of Michael (Emmanuel Lewis, Alfonzo Ribiero, et al) don't want to get involved with him. It's strange.

Little shit gets what he deserves.

Corey never mentions what it was like at Disney doing the voices for [italic]The Fox and the Hound[/italic], nor his sister Mindy being a Mouseketeer along with Lisa Whelchel and Julie Piekarski. Not everybody from Disney crashes and burns as an adult but the air has been choppy lately.

Okay do I have this right?

Corey not only was molested but helped to get other boys involved with the guys who had molested him. Is this speculation or are there receipts?

What are "angels" r28 mentioned?

No, R5, that a rechargeable offense.

I suspect Corey has some shit in his closet is why he'd didn't want to divulge his info. He didn't want his shit took be up for public scrutiny. It's all makes sense now.

[quote] I suspect Corey has some shit in his closet

He dresses even gayer than I do and I'm actually gay.

[quote] What are "angels" [R28] mentioned?

The "Angels" are basically Playboy Plamate knock-offs: very young bimbos that wanna be famous who Corey "helps out" by letting them live with him or be in his shitty band, get seen in public with him, or perform prostitution services at his parties, as mentioned in the Vice article linked here.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

Google image search "Corey's Angels" and you'll get a pretty clear visual of what's implied.

R42: Wow, he really looks like a kid who just found Grandpa's zoot suit from the 1940s in the attic.

Is being fugly a crime?

Corey makes me horny.

[quote] Is being fugly a crime?

He's not ugly. Not by Jewish standards. Not by any standards.

Whose band is worse, his or Macaulay Culkin's? How ironic all that time spent with MJ didn't make them more musically gifted.

He's not necessarily ugly, but he is looking kind of haggard and frail.

He's the picture of health compared to Danny Pintauro.

[quote] Sexual battery? The ass is not a sex organ.

It’s a mussy.

W&W R1 - thank you. It's the gif that keeps on giving.

Susie Sprague, Feldman’s second ex-wife, was an actual bona-dude Playboy model and even she bailed on him when their house became the ‘Feldmansion’. She met and then married Feldman when she was just a College-age starstruck fan, and during their marriage seemed genuinely devoted to him. What went wrong?

She cited the usual ‘irreconcilable differences’ as grounds for divorce, but it was obvious that she just didn’t want to raise her infant son in an unsafe environment. She was lowballed with the alimony and even dropped Corey’s last name (except on Twitter lmao) to get out of the marriage faster, but court settlement still dragged for 3 and a half years.

Susie now has sole custody of Corey’s son, little Zen Feldman. Three years ago (six months after Susie’s divorce went through) she bagged a Lionsgate producer and now seems to live happily & comfortably.

*bona-FIDE.

His career is OVER! Oh, wait, he never had one. Never mind.

he is one pitiful cornball.

prob jus the tip o da iceberg

OMG, that birthday party review at R41 is embarrassing. Pimp Corey basically hires busted hookers for sleazy, low rent events and then "invites" mouth breathing losers (guys who can't get laid) to attend for $250. That's just the cover charge. If they want to get serviced they have to pony up more cash.

R1, does that dance have a name? It's like the Moonwalk had a love child with the Chicken Dance.

This makes me miss Corey Haim all the more. What a shame he’s forever linked to this nonsense.

[quote] Corey never mentions what it was like at Disney doing the voices for The Fox and the Hound.

R36 there’s a short few pages about his experiences in his autobio. Feldman says he doesn’t remember much about Disney because he was so young, but he was excited to do the role and had a pleasant time as far as he can remember. He got the part because a casting agent accidentally stumbled across him playing in the hall of some other agent’s office and liked the dinstinctiveness of his weird gravelly voice. Feldman also said he was bummed out that he couldn’t meet the kid who played Todd, because he didn’t have any friends at that age and wanted to have a buddy of his own age who was a peer in the industry.

If anything untoward did happen to baby Corey when he was at the House of Mouse, it wasn’t on Walt’s watch. If Walt had still been alive in 1980 Feldman would not have got the part. Old Man Disney didn’t even like to let Jews breathe his air, let alone allow them to voice major characters in his feature films.

he should be under the wheels of an 18 wheeler.

[quote]If Walt had still been alive in 1980 Feldman would not have got the part.

Let's don't be silly!

So tacky and creepy looking.

R53 I have a crush on Susie, she looks like a ton of fun and doesn’t take herself too seriously.

I found out from her Twitter that she used to play the sax in her school marching band. So cute!

Big Jay & Soder from THE BONFIRE break down Feldman’s ‘Truth Campaign’. It’s brutal, tbh.

Ok OP, but don’t think he made any Gay Decisions!

I wonder what church he goes to.

At least he proved being molested won't make you gay.

The angels in r1 and r42 look so awkward and miserable. It's hilarious.

R1 did you know that back in March 1989 Roger Ebert saw DREAM A LITTLE DREAM and subsequently reviewed it, declaring it “an aggressively unwatchable movie”.

Which is some bullshit, because DALD is peerless. Haim improvises his entire part in it beginning to end and it’s fucking insane.

[quote] At least he proved being molested won't make you gay.

R68 you sound sure about that...

I keep misreading the thread title as ‘Accursed’ lmao.

Rape!!!!!!!!!!!!

He. has. no. upper. lip.

R67 you mean, which Temple.

R53 Feldman’s third, current wife was one of his ‘Angels’, THE ‘Maingel’ as a matter of fact. Apparently she retired from the role and from modelling and so on once she got that ring on her finger, yet she still appears in promo for Corey’s business (if you can call it that...) and seems to know all the girls well.

How inside of 20 years Feldman went from dating older women & fellow performers like Alyssa Milano & Vanessa Marcil (both women far out of his league) to running a harem, I don’t know. Oh, wait, yes I do.

Feldman used to hang out with Scott Baio at the Playboy Mansion, all the time.

That tells the whole story, methinks.

Obviously Feldman is being picked on because he's trying to expose the truth and those who have the most to lose want him silenced.

Feldman has just been cleared of all charges.

Who’s his lawyer?

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