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Slovenia: what's it really like?

All I know about it is the prevailing impression that it isn't a proper country -- just a grudging assemblage of Austro-Hungarian, Alpine-Adriatic sub-par stereotypes. A "crossroads of empires and civilizations" nation whose only claim to fame is putting a Monte Carlo/Parisien Aspie whore into the Maison Blanche, bargain bin stations de ski, and never deserving thus never having the forgotten gem of Trieste. The only Slovenes I've met have been pleasant, gypsy or Albania-looking horse hung male whores in Graz, Vienna and Zurich, on 2-week sojourns for the real money. When shelter magazine features Slovene interiors they're either orange or warm limestone/bleached wood grey. What is it with them? Have you been there? Have you met any of The Gays?

(you saps actually enjoy this kind of troll, doncha?)

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by Anonymousreply 20November 14, 2018 12:31 PM

Shlovenia.

by Anonymousreply 1January 10, 2018 8:37 PM

What OP wants

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by Anonymousreply 2January 10, 2018 8:40 PM

Yes, please.

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by Anonymousreply 3January 10, 2018 8:45 PM

My Slovene relatives are thin, lanky blue-eyed blondes with long heads, strong jaws and perfect teeth. Fond of alcohol.

by Anonymousreply 4January 10, 2018 8:47 PM

Hipster ski star, Filip Flisar

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by Anonymousreply 5January 10, 2018 8:47 PM

Just listen to Atomik Harmonik and their tune Brizgalna Brizga on youtube and you'll pretty much everything about Slovenia you need to know.

by Anonymousreply 6January 10, 2018 8:55 PM

R4, is that you, Barron?

by Anonymousreply 7January 10, 2018 8:58 PM

It's called Czechoslovenia, OP.

by Anonymousreply 8January 10, 2018 8:59 PM

I was royalty there!

by Anonymousreply 9January 10, 2018 8:59 PM

Its really a fabulous name, no? Filip Flisar. The kind of name that would get your sisters and mother a bit moist in the panties.

by Anonymousreply 10January 10, 2018 9:03 PM

R9, mislim, da si zelo dobra kurva, Melania! ☺

by Anonymousreply 11January 10, 2018 9:03 PM

Melania - I wonder if she officially changed her name or if she's still Melanija in her passport.

by Anonymousreply 12January 10, 2018 9:05 PM

he's not lanky. He's stout and into hanky panky.

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by Anonymousreply 13January 10, 2018 9:06 PM
by Anonymousreply 14November 14, 2018 9:40 AM

Slovenia is quite beautiful with a diverse population.

by Anonymousreply 15November 14, 2018 9:52 AM

[quote] the prevailing impression that it isn't a proper country

Eh? What is a "proper" country, OP? A homogenous-ethnic nation-state? Well, that would rule out Australia, South Africa and most ex-colonies all over the world, North America included. Or is a "proper" country one which existed for a long time, i.e. over 100 years? Well, that would rule out most of the Middle East and sub-saharan Africa. And North American ex-colonies would not be far behind, since most of them are younger than 300 years old.

by Anonymousreply 16November 14, 2018 10:14 AM

Slovenia is very beautiful and Ljubljana is one of the most underrated European capitals. It is extremely environmentally friendly and was awarded the greenest city in Europe award a few years ago.

There are some UNESCO protected caves in the south near the Italian border that are stunning and Lake Bled, though becoming touristy, is great.

Slovenia broke away from Yugoslavia fairly easily and quickly and didn’t get involved in the drawn out war with Croatia, Bosnia and Serbia. They also were able to join the EU early on and really separates themselves from their other Slavic counterparts. Ljubljana feels the most Western European of the former-Yugo cities.

by Anonymousreply 17November 14, 2018 10:57 AM

They eat potatoes for breakfast. They shower once a year (on the feast day of St. Lucy). Roofying American tourists and ass-raping them is their national pastime.

by Anonymousreply 18November 14, 2018 11:33 AM

I lived in the capital, Ljubljana, for 4 years in the mid-90s. The whole region is very beautiful with diverse nature (snowy Alpine mountains, valley lakes, hilly forests, access to the warm Mediterranean sea). Gorgeous.

Slovenes in the capital city generally led very healthy lifestyles (a.k.a. health freaks). They're basically the Central European version of Colorado residents. They hike in the hills and mountains often, ski like professionals, canoe in the rivers, generally eat healthy.

They preferred to cycle everywhere instead of driving, just like the Dutch. They even had special separate cycle lanes, which were 'indented' so that they didn't have to worry about pedestrians or traffic. It was a very convenient, smart system and actually encouraged me to exercise more in the open air. If you needed to pop by the grocery store, you'd just put a quaint little grocery basket on your bike and off you go. I miss those days.

Many of the restaurants were mom-and-pop places, so the food tended to be quite tasty. In the valley areas they had good hearty dishes and along their small part of the Mediterranean coast they had freshly caught seafood. I was a kid in the 90s and some shopkeepers would give me treats for free when my family and I would visit the stores. So even though Ljubljana was a city, it felt like a quaint town.

In terms of temperament, Slovenes I grew up with were similar to other Alpine or sub-Alpine people like the Austrians and maybe the Swiss: they valued calm social order and neatness and were a bit reserved and not as outwardly emotional as other Slavic and nearby Mediterranean people. However, having Slavic roots, they tended to be more open and not as stiff as some Germanic people can be.

Slovenia is a comparatively small place so there was a distinct (and rather quaint) villagey feel there. They valued social tranquility so much, I sometimes called it a Sleeping Kingdom because nothing dramatic ever seemed to happen there. Because of that Alpine-style villagey preference for social harmony, they didn't seem to like drama queens or people who rocked the boat and disrupted their peace & quiet too much. So I'm not sure how Melania is coping with DJT and his constant drama.

Unlike other ex-Yugoslavian countries, they exited that union in a comparatively peaceful way, without much fanfare. Historically they tried to side-step most conflicts and, unlike the neigbouring Croatians, they didn't get involved much in the Balkan mess. As mentioned, they really value their peace & quiet.

Anyway, for any cycling enthusiasts, I'd highly recommend Slovenian nature paths.

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by Anonymousreply 19November 14, 2018 12:15 PM

They have been called "The Switzerland of the Balkans". The only drawback is that they are in the EU.

by Anonymousreply 20November 14, 2018 12:31 PM
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