Taylor Hanson

They're in Jamaica, op. Hot nights, "pineapple" on the beach. Too bad you didn't get in on that before it sold out. In the meantime, here's a suspenders strip tease from their shout it out tour.

...and a lovely portrait.

He’s still good looking. I wonder if he’s any good in the sack. I doubt it. Too conservative.

Also, it appears Zac has already hit the pineapple, if you nome what I'm sayin. Though he might just be high on life.

R3 Those ones are the best.

Rebellious sons of preachers are probably wild in the sack r5. But Taylor is no rebel, sadly.

R6 I don't know, he does things his own way whether it's popular or not. Not many people have the gumption to wave goodbye to a secure contract and even the corporate mainstream industry, to start their own record company just so they could retain artistic control over their own music and the direction of their brand. And also have the brains and PR talent to keep it going strong for a decade and a half.

More from Jamaica last night:

Isaac is still uber ugly.

People still go to see this one hit wonder?

She's probably a frigid bottom

Taylor is still hot AF.

R8, I wasn't surprised to hear Isaac is their half brother. I mean, look at him!

I know three brothers with varying looks like the Hanson’s. One is a model. He’s gorgeous. The youngest brother is ok looking. But the eldest brother is so painfully unattractive it’s hard to believe they’re all related. If you look closely however they all look similar, they’re all variations of the same face but one face has turned out great and one not at all. It’s amazing.

Isaac is not ugly. At all. "Ugly" is incompatible with Hanson.

R9 They sold out half their tour last year. They routinely pack and sell out their special shows. Their festivals keep adding people by the thousands. I think their Jamaican vacation sold out within the first day tickets were on sale. Their Christmas album charted at #7 on Aria and they were #4 on Amazon.

R15 Lol misspelled Duchess but like it better that way.

The president of their fan club and their PR person have clearly found this thread.

R17 I'm the least of them, honey. And I'm like this. So the idea that they're crying in the corner without a fanbase is hilarious.

Loved Zac's "naughty wait staff" look on their Christmas tour, btw.

Where did the other Hanson hoes go? Forget the fools who don't know rarity when they see and hear it. Pearls before swine.

Now, now who said they didn’t have a fan base r18? All 9 of you are posting on this thread so clearly they do. Tiny as it may be. Bless.

R20

Zac and Taylor are hot as hell. They can sing. Sadly they are Fundy Christians.

R22 Zac's voice is like a melodic primal scream. I feel spent after listening to it. I don't see how anyone finds them mockable. They're all so talented.

Just because I want this hot slice of Oklahoma pecan pie.

I'm going to get hiss-back but I don't care: I can't help what I feel! I MUST POST it! From last night!

I'm not op, by the way. OP is scandalous!

Is Taylor's prolapsed anus still falling out all over the place?

r27 He's always wearing tight, white pants, so that answers that question.

And he reveals he's on a crew team! He's like desire manifest.