The beautiful romance of Martha Raye and Mark Harris

OP= Dora Dumbfuck

From the DL Archives. Looks like that thread also got the same amount of interest as this one.

Thank you for this thread!

Years ago, one of those late night comedy shows (Mad, SNL, or something else) did a bit showing Mark Harris and Martha Raye being interviewed. Raye was represented by a big doll that Mark would swing around, trying to convince the interviewer she was alive. It was hilarious.

Anyone remember that skit?

Jerry Herman always said that, of all the ladies who played Dolly, Raye was the bitchiest.

Whatever happened to him?

Mark was one of the best Howard Stern Show guests of all time. I used to love his appearances.

A love for the ages!

He's the precursor to Anna Nicole Smith.

He used to claim they fucked like rabbits but I always assumed it never went past him placing his cock in her mouth.

Ewwwww. Gross.

Martha Raye and Mark Harris fucked rabbits?!

She had the fake choppers. No doubt she took them out when she blew him. A gumjob.

She tried to divorce him but didn’t have a leg to stand on.

I loved when Howard Stern made fun of him for the way he pronounced her name.....Maaaahtha. Still makes me laugh.

I loved him on Howard. He always had some scheme that was finally gonna be his breakthru into show biz. His lover Dah-veed. Those horribly funny songs he was always recording. He was a good sport and it was all in good fun.

Did he eat her dried out pussy?

He snacked on her snatch. Yummy!!

Once while Harris was guesting on Stern, a male caller who had lived in the same suburban neighborhood as Mark and his first wife said that Mark used to hit on all the straight married dads.

One of the great moments on live TV, I think it was on Phil Donahue. Mark was the guest and someone asked from the audience, why he wanted to marry an old lady. Mark replied, in his best NY gay accent, "She is NOT and old lady!! MAAHTHA RAAAYE IS A LEGEN' IN HUH OWN TOYME!!!

I refuse to believe they ever had sex. She was barely alive for the duration of their “marriage.” Did she even know she was marrying him? I saw a clip of one of those Howard Stern things where Harris is showing them the house, and Raye doesn’t seem to know she’s in this world.