Chris Klein is still acting

I had a major crush on him when he was younger.

He was a terrible actor but hot as hell. Esp in American Pie.

residuals

He was great in Election

I fondly remember that blowjob scene with him in the Election movie.

He could have done the Armie Hammer role in "call me by your name." Similar look.

R5 - yes, I remember that!

I can only wish Chris luck and strength as he battles his addiction to Krokodil

He played the shucked away love interest in 13 Going On 30.

He seems so sweet.

I remember when he was engaged to Katie Holmes then she dumped him for Tom.

We all know how that turned out...

Suri's father?

He was so hot in this movie:

hunk

I dont think he had to do much acting for the role in Election, just pretended to be back in his high school days lol

But yeah he was so hot in election who wouldn't be absolutely overjoyed if a guy like that showed up at your anonymous glory hole lol

[quote]Suri's father?

Try again.

Dusty Dinkleman! He was so good in Just Friends, which is an underrated movie.

R3. Residuals are shit for someone who hardly acted.

Escort

He has the weirdest hair. Has he always worn a wig?

Suri's bio dad. Got paid off to stay quiet and stay away. I remember reading an article talking about how he was drunk in some bar years later voicing his regret about selling his parental rights to his daughter.

Not to hijack but r13's clip made me wonder whatever happened to Leelee Sobieski? Did Helen Hunt have her disappeared?

Again... try again, R22.

There's a reason Suri looks like Cruise now even though he's not her father.

Suri is gonna be beautiful , just five more years till she's everywhere, modeling and movies, i am sure ugh.

Did someone say, "Casting for Mama Mia 3?"

Chris darling, i will alwys be here for you

When you need a special shoulder to lean on, im here.

Your kindess shall never be forgotten down by the creek..

I pray the good Lord blesses you and keeps you delicious.

Lmao

If he's Suri's real father wouln't that involve a lifetime stipend? No a one-time payment.

He’s not Suri’s father.

He was on a hilariously stupid episode of “Idiotsitter”, though. It was good to see him.

R30 Wait, so he and Jason Lee are the same person?

He didn't age well and that Mamma Mia audition tape is one of the last things people remember about him.

I wonder if he didn't do well because he didn't put out enough. He should have been able to snag some good roles in exchange for favors.

He didnt do well because he was an addict....whats so hard to understand about that ?

I think he’s still blowable.

His chinky eyes are very annoying. Jewseph Gordon-Levitt has the same annoying eyes. Get them fixed! Fuckers.

R22 Please! Suri got deep blue eyes that neither her mom or this guy got. She's Cruise's spitting image and it's no secret that she was made through IVF. I don't believe Cruise has ever touched a pussy.

R39 Agreed. It is more likely a lisping, Lululemon wearing, nelly, DL faguette is the father than Tammy.

R39 not Tom's either. See above.

Is he Jewish ? Cute guy . Find the whole Katie Holmes thing somewhat tragic. Seems she gave up or something and I get major lesbian vibes from her now . Always wonder what the real story is .

Receding hairline.

[quote]I can only wish Chris luck and strength as he battles his addiction to Krokodil

That sounds awful, but what is that?

i'd sink my dong into his hole

[quote]Suri got deep blue eyes that neither her mom or this guy got. She's Cruise's spitting image

Tom Cruise's eyes are hazel, not blue.

Suri dad is the guy in charge of Scientology David or John Travolta. I think Suri is a mini Kate.

Omg!

I wonder if the blonde guy from American Pie that rounds up underage kids for execs tried to put the moves on him.

Mercy, seriously??

Both he and Mena Suvari, who were so attractive in the first American Pie, looked like shit in the last and final movie.

I loved Brooke Shields commercials for his jeans

WILFRED was awesome!

[quote] He seems so sweet

Well he wasn't. He was an asshole. Especially when he was dating Katie Holmes

When you first watched Dawson's Creek (elders) could you have ever imagined that Katie Holmes would dump Chris Klein, marry Tom Cruise, divorce him and start dating Jamie Fox?

R38—Grease fire. Go die in it.

Is the krokodil thing serious?

He's balding and it will not be sexy, like it was with Chris Meloni or Telly Savalas. It will be more like Bruce Willis or Damon Wayans, pretty boy faces with no hair - not a very hot look.

🎵Do you believe in magic🎵

I went to college with Chris. As an incoming freshman, he’d already been discovered. Yet, he was still a sweet guy. A couple years following filming his early movies, I’d happen across him at the gym (yes, watching him squat was pleasing) and other places on campus, and he still treated me respectfully. Hearing of his behavior to Katie Holmes saddened me and led me to believe that fame corrupted him.

[quote]he still treated me respectfully.

He would thank you for sucking his dick?

Cute, R61. I wish that were the case. I was overzealous overachiever closet case who was treated badly or ignored by several fraternity men. He never treated me that way.

Surrogate fatherhood pays off quite nicely.

Did anybody ever see him in the Rollerball remake? Was he any good?

Suri is the spitting image of Tom Cruise. She was most likely an IVF baby, but Tom's none the less. Give it up queens.

No, R65, but close!

Jesus, the delusion is strong in this thread. Suri Cruise is Tom's child. How the hell else would she look like a mirror image of him?

Learn to read, R67.

How can she look like Cruise and not be his? The answer has been given to you several times.

Here is the failed Mamma Mia audition.

There's a rumor that Tammy's cousin technically fathered Suri.

I'm glad you can read, R70.

R70, the actor who's super gay? I used to dislike him knowing he's related to Cruise but after finding out he's not a Clam I started enjoying his work. That said he looks nothing like Tom Cruise.

R35 - he should have put out....for me!!!!!

Jesus, the Clams are all over this thread. Tom Cruise doesn’t have Suri’s ‘deep blue eyes’ FFS.

fuck xenu in his 3 asses