Jack Schlossberg . . .

Chest is well below John-John standards, but not bad. Nips could be less tiny.

Face looks fug in that picture

R2, whose face looks like an overflowing garbage can

I like!

OP you realize he looks completely different now? Your photo is like five years old

F&F

Fat.

He's ugly. Pity.

He looks . . . special.

We like. A lot.

That thing is "sizzling hot"?

He looks handsome. Bitter queens will call anything ugly to make themselves feel more on par.

Most importantly, that hair is awesome!

O my yes

Gay pose.

He's looking more and more like JFK Jr every day.

Oh my word, I'm so surprised that DL would target individuals, and make fun of them!

Fugly!

[quote]He's looking more and more like JFK Jr every day.

Yeah. The JFK that was on the morgue slab.

He has a nice circumcised cock.

Nip that nose a bit. Then YUM

He needs to do a cycle to make up for that face which most ugly gay men do to ever hope to be fuckable

R20 has his head up a horse's ass.

He’s gorgeous! Someday, he’ll be the President of the United States. We need a Kennedy in the White House again.

What is frightening, and all here know it, is most of the above posts are by those so fug they cannot be photographed.

From this angle he looks a bit like one of my first porn crushes, Tyler Gunn.

(Tyler Gunn for reference and nostalgia...)

Tragic chest hair pattern. Pity he did not take after great uncle Bobby.

Why do men pose naked with erections?

....

r28 I wonder why he calls himself Jackuno. Wouldn't Jackuno have been his grandfather?

for r26:

I think he’s really attractive - but he’s not a model or anything - just an attractive young guy.

In fact I hope he doesn’t go the over-exercised and stringy route - cos in R30’s pic - if he loses much more weight - his face is only a hairs breath away from Anthony Weiner... :(

In r30, he reminds me a little of deceased gay actor Tom Villard.

Would suck/rim him for days.

He does look like Anthony Weiner from some angles, and is very attractive from other angles.

Young Weiner lookalike with puppy.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

Well his mother Caroline has a huge fortune in the neighborhood of $554 million dollars. So yeah we like him a lot.

I don't get Weiner at all.

I think he's very handsome. He also appears to be the type who will be even more handsome as he gets older. I'll check back in when he turns 30, 35.

He does resemble JFK jr. a little. The op pic is not flattering, but he’s pretty adorable in some of the other photos. It’s a waste of time to pursue him, though. With his families luck, he’ll probably be dead soon.

[quote]He has a nice circumcised cock.

Has it been confirmed that he is circumcised?

Why would he not be circumcised? His father is Jewish.

He’s had his nose done very conservatively since earlier photos . Looks better .

Don't know the gentleman, so can't say.

R41 He’s a Schlossberg as much as he is a Kennedy. SNIP

R43, thanks for the update. He must be chiseling things up. That means he'll be running for office one day. I know these things!

bump

Agree he has gotten more handsome with age

Yep, he gets better with a little age and a little more chest-hair-spread.

Does he have a hairy hole?

He had a nose job?

Nice thick head of hair, perfect to run your fingers through.

I think he did have a slight nose job. The tip looks thinner but not chiseled which photographs better and looks better on a political poster.

Handsome young man. Hopefully he's an articulate liberal and a people person.

Thank god he's got the name Schlossberg and not Kennedy. Though from everything ever printed about them his parents are the most insufferable snobs ever. Talk about royalty.

Needs a nose job and a personal trainer. Bet he eventually ditches Schlossberg as his last name.

Size meat verificatia-berg?

If he takes the name Kennedy his fate is sealed.

The hubris of Joe Sr. has doomed his descendants. I don't believe in God or Karma except in the case of the Kennedys.

In OPs pic he kinda looks like anne athaways brother... just the angle and his coloring I guess

His chest hair and treasure trail pattern and progression is the exact same as his late uncle JFK Jr.'s, who started out with just a light dusting of hair in the center before it spread to cover his glorious pecs.

Slightly older

Complete

I’ve seen him described as Jack Bouvier Kennedy Schlossberg, are those middle names? Typically American children don’t tack their mother’s and grandmother’s names onto their own.

He should put his grandmother's official name in there.

Jack Bouvier Kennedy Onassis Schlossberg.

Maybe Jack B. Onassis

But never Jack B.O. !

We're...we're just not sure.

I would jack that Schlossberg for an hour or two.

Hope he stays away from Dallas and flying lessons.

Thanks for the amazing JFK Jr. progression, R62.

All I see is Jean Ralphio

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

He looks so fucking gay and stupid in that hat that Lem Billings is doing pirouettes in his grave.

Jack Schnozberg is cute and distinctive looking.

He is the least attractive one in that photo.

One of his eyes looks a little wonky.

Would someone remind the tiny-cock little shit at R73 that this is a gay site and her stinking ass is going to be invited out if she pulls the homophobic crap again.

I would but I kick its teeth out at the moment.

Idiot.

A little invested, homophobic asshole?

Jack Schlossberg . . . I think he did have a slight nose job. The tip looks thinner but not chiseled which photographs better and looks better on a political poster.

Jack Schlossberg . . .

Size meat verificatia-berg?

Jack Schlossberg . . .

Maybe Jack B. Onassis

Jack Schlossberg . . .

He looks so fucking gay and stupid in that hat that Lem Billings is doing pirouettes in his grave.

Jack Schlossberg . . .

He is the least attractive one in that photo.

I love his nose. He better not cut it.

I like his schnozzberg too. It’s endearing

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

Dear r78 I love him, can't you see that? You're a bitch! A cruel, cruel bitch. I must reach for my smelling salts now...

So he's going to be an actor now? Really? Jackie must be rolling in her grave knowing that her grandson is acting. Especially because she supposedly didn't want jack Jr to act.

Maybe this is just for fun. Unless he's seriously trying to start a career as an actor. I'd be surprised though. I was thinking lawyer and politics for him.

He's gay, right? So, he'll be the first out gay president. I think Buchanan was sorta half out. You don't get called Aunt Fancy if you are entirely in the closet. Lincoln was bi.

I want to be inside him....quite deeply.

He’s got to be on TV before he can be president. Duh. The people want a celebrity, not a statesman.

I can't stand Jackie's faggoty friends.

“They’re just s brunch of fags.”

Looks too much like his father and the Schlossbergs and not enough like his Bouvier/Kennedy mother, poor kid.

He's hot AF. The millions he'll have (or has) doesn't hurt. Plus, cut. Me likee.

He is hot stuff!

I hope we can at least get an ass crack shot of him one day.

I think he did the TV part just for fun.

He's in law school and Instagrams about his travails there.

He looks like a Europeanised Kennedy... which is very good indeed.

[quote]He's gay, right?

He claims he is not gay.

I think we discussed this on previous threads.

Is this the one who dated Taylor Lautner? Taylor has a certain First Lady Jackie Kennedy air about him.

And as we know anyone who claims they are not gay is not gay.

Gay as a dreidel.

[quote]And as we know anyone who claims they are not gay is not gay.

In the real world? Yes. You should visit us when you have time.

[quote]Gay as a dreidel.

Yes. About that...

Because Kevin Spacey was not gay, Rock Hudson was not gay, Elton John was not gay, John Travolta was not gay...you might want to join me in the real world.

[quote]Because Kevin Spacey was not gay, Rock Hudson was not gay, Elton John was not gay, John Travolta was not gay...you might want to join me in the real world.

JESUS. You forgot Paul Lynde, Little Richard, Richard Simmons, Rip Taylor, Liberace. GREAT examples. So, as I was saying...the real world. You should try it sometime.

JESUS was gay?

The world thought Elton John, David Bowie, Mick Jagger, Alain Delon, John Travolta, Rock Hudson, Jimmy Cagney, Anthony Perkins, Cary Grant and Tab Hunter were straight.

My god R101 what world are you living in?

He is fugly. Nothing like his uncle and has his parents' worst features.

I would suck that cut cock until his nuts rattled.

I've been here for about 20 years, and I finally have to say....you bitches are hateful.

Jack is lovely.

Alain Delon is mainly into women, although he's had a few dalliances with men over the years.

Did someone say ALAIN DELON!??!

[quote]The world thought Elton John, David Bowie, Mick Jagger, Alain Delon, John Travolta, Rock Hudson, Jimmy Cagney, Anthony Perkins, Cary Grant and Tab Hunter were straight.

Yes, everybody knows that those people were considered straight--8 million years ago--and that has fuck all to do with a 25-year-old from a Democratic family that openly supports gay rights in 2018. He’s not some pre-Nixon entertainer. If you look at his accomplishments and the things he’s been a part of since he graduated, he’s not the type to be in the closet.

[quote]My god [R101] what world are you living in?

The current one...where gay people have made progress and have balls of steel and drop kick the closet door at 10 years-old --not 50.

YOU, sir, live in “Pleasantville.”

R106 I don’t think Jack needs to worry about the mean girls of DL. He is American royalty, adorkable looking despite what ultra-conformist fat old men of DL who only accept porn stars and models into the fold say, wealthy, and with a name like Schlossberg, he’s gotta have a nice fat schlong. I think he’ll be OK regardless of what DataLoungers say about him.

[quote]with a name like Schlossberg, he’s gotta have a nice fat schlong.

Schlongberg. Mmmm. You know it's enormous. You know it's beautiful. You know you want it in your orifici.

He has great hair and a nice jawline, but his body is absolutely terrible.

r113 Muscle MARY!

His body just needs a bit of training and it will be as terrific looking as his deceased uncle's.

I like someone with a body like his. It's more than acceptable, and it doesn't mark him as a muscle moron.

The photo at OP was from a while ago.

He has a great body now.

You can see his Dick print in R117 photo. He's clearly cut.

But he's Jewish so of course he is.

If he wasn't a rich Kennedy, no one would give a shit about him. He is no where as hot as his uncle or grandfather were.

He's still kinda exotic looking though. I'm not really a looks person anyways. I'm looking at other things.

But still.

[quote]He's clearly cut.

Yeah, it looks that way.

R119, but he is a rich Kennedy, he is!

No, r96. That's Patrick Schwarzenegger, Jack's cousin.

He likes to show it off, just like his uncle.

Godlike, that body was.

Is he related to this Aaron Schlossberg?

IMHO Jack looks more like his father than any Kennedy. If he takes after his father he will gray early.

He was on the Today show this morning talking about the Profiles in Courage award and looking hotter than ever!

His father is a total asshole. At least that's his reputation. I've never met the guy. He might really be a peach.

All those teeth the Kennedys!

So many NY women were "John John? WTF? I don't get it." Me among them. My cousin called me when he was People's sexiest man, and said "You do know he looks like your brother, right?" I did know, and my brother has and had the same mouth breather lower face and helmet hair as JFK Jr., as well as basic bone structure, eye shape and nose. Such a joke. Also, did nobody notice that, like countless gym rats, FK Jr. overbuilt his upper body but his legs were proportionately short?

Jack plays "Foxcatcher" with sister Tatiana.

Let's hope he's not mutilated.

Let's hope you are, r132.

He'll get hotter as he ages. The longer hair compensates for his father's shnay.

R133. I'm not.

[quote]JESUS was gay?

Certainly not!

Saw him being interviewed on the Profiles in Courage Award. He came off as down-to-earth, having the "common touch." And I still can't believe how convincingly heterosexual Liberace always seemed.

Your way of thinking obviously is, R135.

Omg, his sister has the stretchy, wrinkly Kennedy skin.

R37 And she needs all that to live gracefully. I can understand having maybe $10 in the bank, but what's she need the rest for?

[quote]Let's hope he's not mutilated.

Jack looks like he has a cut cock in the photo at R117.

I find him sexually exciting.