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THANKSGIVING CRUISE UPDATE

HELLO MY FRIENDS --I HOPE YOU ARE ALL HAVING A NICE "TURKEY DAY",,AT THE MOMENT I AM WRITING TO YOU FROM MY SUNNY THANKSGIVING CRUISE --VERY ELEGANT, JUST LIKE THE MOVIE "TITANIC". MICKEY MOUSE HIMSELF JUST CAME BY & OFFERED ME A PINA COLADA W/ A CUTE LITTLE UMBRELLA IN IT. HOWARD, MY WELL-ENDOWED DWARF TOP, IS LOUNGING NEXT TO ME WEARING AVIATOR SUNGLASSES AND SIPPING A HIGHBALL THROUGH A STRAW.

LAST NITE SOMETHING DREADFUL HAPPENED. I WAS ALREADY A LITTLE TIPSY FROM THE VODKA THAT I SMUGGLED ON BOARD IN ONE OF MOM'S COLOSTOMY BAGS, BUT FELT LIKE SOME COMPANY, SINCE HOWARD HAD DECIDED TO EXPLORE THE SHIP ON HIS OWN. I FELT LONELY AFTER I WATCHED HIM WADDLE DOWN THE CORRIDOR AND OUT OF SIGHT. THE SHIP WAS FILLED WITH "SENIORS" WHO HAD LONG SINCE RETIRED TO THEIR CABINS. I PUT ON MY NICEST HOLLISTER OUTFIT AND WANDERED TO THE BAR, WHERE I STRUCK UP A CONVERSATION WITH THE BARTENDER. TURNS OUT HE WAS FROM POLAND. HIS NAME WAS MLADEN, AND HE HAD A VERY- HANDSOME FACE!! HE WAS DIVORCED, AND SAD THAT HE WAS NOT ABLE TO SEE HIS CHILDREN AS OFTEN AS HE LIKED. HE SEEMED A LITTLE IRRITABLE, BUT I PUT IT OFF TO HIS LONG HOURS.

I TURNED ON THE CHARM AND SAID SOME FUNNY THINGS TO MAKE HIM LAUGH, AND HE FINALLY DID, EXPOSING SEVERAL MISSING AND ROTTEN TEETH. I LET IT GO, AS HE WAS BEING VERY KIND SERVING ME FULL STRENGTH DRINKS,AND NOT THE WATERED DOWN STUFF. BY MIDNIGHT, I WAS REALLY "INEBRIATED" AND STRUGGLED TO GET OFF THE BARSTOOL TO STAGGER BACK TO MY CABIN. I REMEMBER THE BAR BEING EMPTY; THE ONLY THING I COULD HEAR WAS THE SOUND OF THE SHIPS ENGINES. JUST THEN "GOOFY" CAME BY, ONE OF MY FAVORITE DISNEY CHARACTERS. GOOFY KINDLY OFFERED TO TAKE ME BACK TO MY CABIN. I GRATEFULLY TOOK HIS ARM AS HE HELPED ME FROM MY BARSTOOL AND WE WALKED BACK TO MY CABIN. A FEW TIMES MY HEAD BUMPED AGAINST HIS SNOUT AS I STAGGERED AND I SO I SLURRED MY APOLOGIES.

AS I PLACED MY KEY CARD IN THE DOOR OF MY CABIN I THANKED HIM FOR WALKING ME BACK , TELLING HIM I WAS FLATTERED THAT SUCH A CELEBRITY WOULD SHOW ME SO MUCH ATTENTION. "WAIT, I WILL HELP YOU IN, HYUH HYUH HYUH!", HE SAID, IN HIS PERFECT GOOFY'S VOICE. LOOKING BACK, I GUESS THERE WAS A CERTAIN TENSION, BUT I IGNORED IT.

"WELL, MR. GOOFY, AREN'T YOU SWEET TO TUCK ME IN!!" ,, BUT JUST BEFORE I COULD ASK HIM FOR HIS AUTOGRAPH--SUDDENLY I FELT A SHARP PAIN ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE... GOOFY HAD HIT ME! I FELL TO THE GROUND, MY WIG GONE ASKEW OVER MY EYES, AND BEFORE I COULD DO ANYTHING, HE HAD POUNCED UPON ME, PINNING MY ARMS, AND FORCING HIS OVERSIZED SNOUT INTO MY ASS CRACK. "ITS YOU AND ME, NOW BABY! HYUH HYUH!" HE CHORTLED. "L-L-LET GO OF ME GOOFY! I EXPECTED BETTER OF YOU!!" I YELLED, TRYING TO PUSH HIM OFF OF ME WITH A STRONG GERIATRIC BOOTY THRUST. MY DREAM CRUISE WAS TURNING INTO A NIGHTMARE! I FELT HIS FUZZY ORANGE FOREARM UP AGAINST MY THROAT AS I LOST MY BREATH. MY PARTIAL PLATE FELL OUT OF MY MOUTH, AND HE BEGAN TO LAUGH HIS FAMOUS LAUGH, BUT NOW IT SOUNDED "SINISTER",. HIS WHITE GLOVED HAND BEGAN TO TEAR AT MY HOLLISTER TRACK SUIT, EXPOSING MY PLUMP PALE BODY TO HIS LUSTY ASSAULT. I WANTED TO SCREAM, BUT WAS TOO FRIGHTENED AT THE PROSPECT OF SOMEONE SEEING ME IN SUCH A COMPROMISING POSITION. BESIDES, I WAS A DRUNK ELDER-BOTTOM,,AND HE WAS A BELOVED DISNEY CHARACTER---WHO WOULD HAVE BELIEVED _ME_??

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by Anonymousreply 116November 25, 2022 4:06 AM

JUST AS I WAS ABOUT TO PASS OUT, WITHOUT WARNING, HE FLIPPED ME OVER LIKE. HE WAS SO STRONG, I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. I WAS TOO WEAK TO FIGHT HIS ONSLAUGHT OF MY PERSON. I TURNED AROUND TO WATCH HIM REMOVE HIS TRADEMARK BLUE PANTS, AND TRIED TO USE IT AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO ESCAPE, BUT HE SLAPPED ME, AND THEN HE STUFFED THE PANTS IN MY MOUTH; I CAN STILL TASTE THE ACRID SWEAT AND DEODORANT. "DO AS I SAY OR I KEEEEL YOU! HYUH HYUH HYUH!" HE MENACED. I FELT MY TRACKPANTS PULLED DOWN AROUND MY ANKLES, AND CRINGED AS HE RIPPED MY TRUSS FROM AROUND MY WAIST, AND LISTENED TO THE SICKENING SOUND OF HIM SPITTING INTO HIS HAND. SUDDENLY, W-WITHOUT WARNING, I FELT GOOFY'S VIOLENT YET SENSUAL PENETRATION OF MY PRE-LUBED YET UNREADY ANUS HOLE,,H-HE RAPED ME!!! IT WENT ON AND ON, FOR AT LEAST TEN MINUTES. I NEVER REALIZED THAT GOOFY WAS SO "HUNG"! IT FELT GOOD DESPITE THE PAIN BUT I WAS TOO AFRAID TO ALLOW MYSELF TO ENJOY IT. EVEN AS HE CLIMAXED, HE NEVER BROKE CHARACTER. I TRIED TO THINK OF ENGLAND, ALTHOUGH I'M AN AMERICAN. HE LAY ON TOP OF ME FOR A FEW MINUTES. THEN HE GOT UP. I TURNED TO LOOK AT HIM, MY FAVORITE ANIMATED DOG, AND NOW, MY RAPIST. THE SILLOUETTE OF HIS ICONIC HEAD SEEMED TO HAVE A SMUG, SATISFIED EXPRESSION,,,EVEN IN THE DIM LIGHT I COULD SEE IT. HE YANKED MY WIG THE REST OF THE WAY OFF ME AND USED IT TO WIPE THE SANTORUM OFF OF HIS DEFLATING COCK. HE LAUGHED ONCE AGAIN, "HYUH HYUH HYUH!" PUT HIS BLUE PANTS BACK ON, THEN WAS GONE

I'LL NEVER SAIL WITH DISNEY CRUISES AGAIN. HE DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ME HIS AUTOGRAPH...

BLESS,BILL

by Anonymousreply 1November 23, 2017 12:40 PM

OP, you've got a winning treatment for a 2, 3 season "BILL TAYLOR" series. I'm sure HBO or Netflix would welcome your pitch.

by Anonymousreply 2November 23, 2017 12:49 PM

I want to see the fav Hollister outfit.

by Anonymousreply 3November 23, 2017 1:09 PM

I can see it on the screen now, featuring Michael Lucas as Donald Duck.

by Anonymousreply 4November 23, 2017 1:16 PM

Excellent story, Bill.

The only thing I would change is eliminating the word "geriatric" before "booty thrust". It unfairly diminishes your valiant efforts at defending your virtue.

by Anonymousreply 5November 23, 2017 1:49 PM

Story! Story??

Aren't you aghast at what happened to Bill? He must be black and blue! Thank goodness he was prelubed. Presumably for Howard. Who has since found out??

by Anonymousreply 6November 23, 2017 1:53 PM

BEST BILL TAYLOR STORY EVAH!!!!!!!!!

Happy Thanksgiving, Bill. Love to your Momma as well.

by Anonymousreply 7November 23, 2017 2:10 PM

Careful not to eat too much today Bill, Goofy might return for an encore performance while you’re stuck on the ship, and you don’t want anything to get messy!

by Anonymousreply 8November 23, 2017 2:20 PM

How’s your wig, Bill?! Are your fellow cruisers aghast at the sight of it?

by Anonymousreply 9November 23, 2017 2:23 PM

Bill, is your mom alone on Thanksgiving?

by Anonymousreply 10November 23, 2017 2:27 PM

I love this story....but I also love the story about the walk of shame with the soiled sash and broken flowers on the bus.....anybody remember what thread that was in from years ago ?

by Anonymousreply 11November 23, 2017 2:42 PM

One of his mother's colstomy bags full of smuggled vodka. That made me spew orange juice out of my nose. My NOSE. At work.

by Anonymousreply 12November 23, 2017 2:53 PM

I advise you to use great caution when interacting with Thumper. He pretends to be sweet but this masks a dark side - he has a violent temper. Beware.

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by Anonymousreply 13November 23, 2017 2:59 PM

[quote]OP, you've got a winning treatment for a 2, 3 season "BILL TAYLOR" series. I'm sure HBO or Netflix would welcome your pitch.

We'll pass.

by Anonymousreply 14November 23, 2017 3:05 PM

OMG. Too funny!

by Anonymousreply 15November 23, 2017 3:32 PM

I didn't think was very funny. A midget lover made me smile, though.

by Anonymousreply 16November 23, 2017 3:40 PM

BILL, did you ever buy that "SMART" typewriter phone from AT&T as I recommended? If you'd had it along, you could have documented this most brutish and most distasteful occurrence!

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by Anonymousreply 17November 23, 2017 3:50 PM

#Metoo!

by Anonymousreply 18November 23, 2017 3:57 PM

what

by Anonymousreply 19November 23, 2017 7:35 PM

I remember this DL story.

by Anonymousreply 20November 23, 2017 7:53 PM

Did Pickles go with you?

by Anonymousreply 21November 23, 2017 9:47 PM

r20...me too....the original had a bartender with rancid breath as the villain.

by Anonymousreply 22November 23, 2017 9:54 PM

See r10 in the linked thread.

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by Anonymousreply 23November 23, 2017 10:00 PM

R16 needs a midget to bring him some prunes, or...

by Anonymousreply 24November 24, 2017 12:08 AM

HYUH HYUH HYUH!

by Anonymousreply 25November 24, 2017 3:08 AM

I'm a Little Person and you have a lot of explaining to do.

by Anonymousreply 26November 24, 2017 3:44 AM

Nope, not reading that entire epistle.

Where's the funny part?

by Anonymousreply 27November 24, 2017 4:38 AM

Brilliant.

by Anonymousreply 28November 24, 2017 5:13 AM

Maybe this was an homage to an earlier DL post, but I still appreciate the way it was turned into a BILL scenario.

by Anonymousreply 29November 24, 2017 5:50 AM

Bill’s Hollister outfits give me life.

by Anonymousreply 30November 24, 2017 5:52 AM

Disney has covered up numerous rapes, BILL, at least you are not alone in this. I send you my thots and prayers.

by Anonymousreply 31November 24, 2017 5:57 AM

MY HEAD BUMPED AGAINST HIS SNOUT

I don't know this made me laugh. I didn't mean to be disrespectful Bill! May I add though that a pale plump body is my ideal. Please post pics of your moobies. TIA

by Anonymousreply 32November 24, 2017 7:45 AM

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by Anonymousreply 33November 24, 2017 8:15 AM

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by Anonymousreply 34November 24, 2017 8:16 AM

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by Anonymousreply 35November 24, 2017 8:17 AM

I laughed so hard the husbear got out of bed and came downstairs to check.

by Anonymousreply 36November 24, 2017 9:57 AM

HYUH HYUH

by Anonymousreply 37November 24, 2017 10:21 AM

R33 -35. I was expecting moobies. I am disappoint.

by Anonymousreply 38November 24, 2017 1:27 PM

The original DL story was a twisted version of a story stolen from nifty authoritarian archive.

This one hits every note AND features our very own BILL TAYLOR!

by Anonymousreply 39November 24, 2017 2:08 PM

...the silhouette of his iconic head...

by Anonymousreply 40November 24, 2017 4:46 PM

And this... I TRIED TO THINK OF ENGLAND, ALTHOUGH I'M AN AMERICAN

by Anonymousreply 41November 24, 2017 6:07 PM

What the fuck is wrong with you? Rape is NOT funny. F&F’ed

by Anonymousreply 42November 24, 2017 6:18 PM

R42, don’t clutch your perls. It was very funny.

by Anonymousreply 43November 24, 2017 6:42 PM

Not even an autograph...

by Anonymousreply 44November 24, 2017 6:58 PM

R42 = humorless dyke who thinks Al Franken should be hanged but has no problem with Roy Moore diddling teen aged girls or the Pussy Grabber in Chief.

by Anonymousreply 45November 24, 2017 7:20 PM

Bill, did you find out who Goofy was?

From his accent ("KEEELL YOU") I'm guessing he was Latino or European. Since he was hung, I'd go for Latino. Since he took a full ten minutes to cum, he was probably older and not your usual preferred twink. Was he uncut? What color were his pubes? Did they match his snout? That would be a clue. Did you encounter him again? You poor thing, you were stuck on a boat with your rapist! Did Mickey smirk knowingly at you? Goofy must've told him.

Are you going to press charges? I think you should. It was a Disney character who raped you not just some random everyday rapist. I hope you had Howard take pictures taken of your ravaged anus hole. Please do not post them.

by Anonymousreply 46November 28, 2017 12:07 AM

Dearest BILL TAYLOR: I trust and hope that the balance of your cruise has been a bit less "eventful" since the assault on you by Goofy occurred.

I could barely put away thirds on our Thanksgiving feast after reading of your peril...Thank goodness RUTH was not there to witness the event. I would like to suggest that next time, choose Holland America. Their stewards, waiters and bartenders are mostly Indonesian, so they are petite like your comely dwarf boyfriend. I think they would make them less confrontational than the bully dawgs of Disney.

by Anonymousreply 47November 28, 2017 12:48 AM

BILL TAYLOR BUMP

by Anonymousreply 48June 23, 2018 11:35 PM

I laughed so hard, all over again. God I loved and still love this thread!

by Anonymousreply 49June 23, 2018 11:51 PM

Bill Taylor, where are you? You are missed.

by Anonymousreply 50June 24, 2018 12:23 AM

I TURNED AROUND TO WATCH HIM REMOVE HIS TRADEMARK BLUE PANTS...

by Anonymousreply 51June 24, 2018 11:24 PM

Awww why is BILL red tagged as a troll? I enjoy his stories.

by Anonymousreply 52October 18, 2018 7:20 AM

Wig askew and plate falling out, what a picture.

I will admit I had to Google santorum, you learn something new every day on DL

by Anonymousreply 53October 18, 2018 7:32 AM

R52 Someone doesn't like BILL or Joel's neightbor

by Anonymousreply 54October 18, 2018 7:39 AM

A red tag? I will not stand for BILL being defamed like this!

by Anonymousreply 55October 18, 2018 7:50 AM

It's elder abuse, I tells ya!

by Anonymousreply 56October 18, 2018 5:55 PM

It's the goddam frauen who ruin our threads.

by Anonymousreply 57October 18, 2018 7:08 PM

"L-L-LET GO OF ME GOOFY! I EXPECTED BETTER OF YOU!!"

I need to find a way to use this in some sort of social setting.

by Anonymousreply 58October 18, 2018 7:55 PM

Bump for the holiday

by Anonymousreply 59November 22, 2018 5:49 AM

I love BILL TAYLOR and I miss him bigly. No one makes me giggle like BILL and his momma RUTH.

Thanks for the Turkey Day bump!

by Anonymousreply 60November 22, 2018 6:21 AM

OMG! The truss!! LOL!

And I love how “key” words are in inverted commas...

I think it could have used one last pass through and polish before it was posted - but I put that down to Bill still being more than a little stressed and conflicted by what transpired.

Let’s hope this ‘innocent’ cruise does not see our Bill further ill-used while on the high seas....

by Anonymousreply 61November 22, 2018 8:30 AM

THIS YEAR, NO CRUISE LOL

by Anonymousreply 62November 23, 2018 12:40 AM

BILL BUMP

by Anonymousreply 63May 9, 2019 10:13 AM

“Pre-lubed yet unready anus hole?”

by Anonymousreply 64May 9, 2019 10:25 AM

BILL TAYLOR BUMP

by Anonymousreply 65October 4, 2019 10:19 AM

Bloody hilarious; it's got a great manic quality that never lets up. And it's well written as well. It made my lunch hour! Thank you!

by Anonymousreply 66October 4, 2019 8:20 PM

I think I'm going to use BILL'S story as my Christmas letter this year.

by Anonymousreply 67October 5, 2019 6:38 AM

Bless, BILL. Bless.

by Anonymousreply 68October 7, 2019 3:07 AM

I was shocked to see BILL TAYLOR so heavily involved in the Ukraine crisis.

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by Anonymousreply 69October 7, 2019 3:20 AM

Of COURSE there's a "wig" involved.

by Anonymousreply 70October 7, 2019 4:11 AM

The thought of the distinguished BILL TAYLOR, US diplomat and patriot, being raped by GOOFY makes me want to puke.

by Anonymousreply 71October 7, 2019 6:15 PM

A harrowing tale of passion on the high seas!

by Anonymousreply 72October 7, 2019 6:34 PM

I didn't know Hollister made tracksuits

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by Anonymousreply 73November 7, 2019 8:20 PM

Shouldn't you be testifying right now, BILL TAYLOR????

by Anonymousreply 74November 7, 2019 8:41 PM

9.1/10

by Anonymousreply 75November 7, 2019 10:35 PM

Bill, you and your truss have become my favorite Thanksgiving tradition. Bless!

by Anonymousreply 76November 29, 2019 7:20 AM

I don't know quite why this is so funny.

But it is.

by Anonymousreply 77November 29, 2019 7:55 AM

BUMP

by Anonymousreply 78November 20, 2020 5:09 AM

Pray that BILL TAYLOR survives the Rona

by Anonymousreply 79November 20, 2020 5:13 AM

I would bet my last dollar that Bill Taylor is also The Shit Brickhouse Troll/ aka Puny Cocklet Troll!!

He always strikes around holidays too, like a serial killer!

We are on to you, bitch!

by Anonymousreply 80November 20, 2020 5:21 AM

WHET to Bill? I miss him.

Come back to the DL, Bill Taylor, Bill Taylor!

by Anonymousreply 81November 20, 2020 10:20 AM

His trademark pants were so blue that day...

by Anonymousreply 82November 20, 2020 11:40 AM

A new Thanksgiving tradition on DL!

by Anonymousreply 83November 20, 2020 1:06 PM

I miss Bill!!

by Anonymousreply 84November 20, 2020 1:44 PM

BILL BUMP

by Anonymousreply 85December 30, 2020 3:11 AM

[quote]MY PARTIAL PLATE FELL OUT OF MY MOUTH, AND HE BEGAN TO LAUGH HIS FAMOUS LAUGH, BUT NOW IT SOUNDED "SINISTER",

The good part.

by Anonymousreply 86December 30, 2020 3:26 AM

BILL BUMP

by Anonymousreply 87March 23, 2021 7:10 AM

Maybe next time you can get Donald Duck to shake a tail feather

by Anonymousreply 88March 23, 2021 7:55 AM

THE greatest Datalounge post ever.

by Anonymousreply 89March 23, 2021 7:57 AM

Bump in honor of Thanksgiving!

by Anonymousreply 90November 21, 2021 1:28 AM

Wow...

by Anonymousreply 91November 21, 2021 1:42 AM

I miss BILL

by Anonymousreply 92November 21, 2021 2:26 AM

I was telling a friend about this classic story today and we both had a good laugh. Bumping just for that.

by Anonymousreply 93July 15, 2022 8:28 AM

WEHT BILL TAYLOR?

by Anonymousreply 94July 15, 2022 1:00 PM

HOPE EVERYONE HAS A FABULOUS THANKSGIVING!

by Anonymousreply 95November 17, 2022 11:02 PM

🦃 🍗🥮🥣🍲🍽

by Anonymousreply 96November 17, 2022 11:14 PM

BILL, STOP AIRING YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY AND GET OFF THE INTERNETS!

by Anonymousreply 97November 17, 2022 11:37 PM

Thank YOU for the BILL bump! Glorious!

by Anonymousreply 98November 17, 2022 11:42 PM

Happy Thanksgiving BILL and Howard!

by Anonymousreply 99November 17, 2022 11:49 PM

I LOVE THE WORLD WIDE WEB!

by Anonymousreply 100November 18, 2022 5:42 AM

GO BACK TO LIPSTICK ALEY!!!

by Anonymousreply 101November 18, 2022 7:38 AM

I TRIED TO THINK OF ENGLAND, ALTHOUGH I'M AN AMERICAN.

😂😂😂

by Anonymousreply 102November 18, 2022 8:20 AM

I FELT GOOFY'S VIOLENT YET SENSUAL PENETRATION OF MY PRE-LUBED YET UNREADY ANUS HOLE,,

😂😂😂

by Anonymousreply 103November 18, 2022 8:46 AM

Are you on another cruise, BILL TAYLOR??

by Anonymousreply 104November 20, 2022 2:45 AM

Hyuck! Hyuck!

by Anonymousreply 105November 20, 2022 4:00 AM

I said he’s fucking Goofy!

by Anonymousreply 106November 24, 2022 3:16 AM

I wonder if BILL TAYLOR is getting some Thanksgiving stuffing again from ol' Goofy on the Disney Wish cruise ship this Turkey Day. Once can only hope!

by Anonymousreply 107November 24, 2022 9:08 AM

I'm glad this gem survived Muriel's Great Thread Closing of 2021

by Anonymousreply 108November 24, 2022 9:13 AM

BILL TAYLOR ARE YOU STILL ALIVE???!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 109November 24, 2022 11:52 AM

Who keeps f/f this Datalounge classic? We are going to send RUTH TAYLOR to your door!

by Anonymousreply 110November 24, 2022 11:59 AM

I heard that Ruth Taylor has "passed."

Oh, I'm sorry.

I meant RUTH TAYLOR!!!

by Anonymousreply 111November 24, 2022 8:53 PM

RUTH TAYLOR’s death has not been confirmed but if she is indeed dead, she will still haunt your ass.

You can count on it.

by Anonymousreply 112November 24, 2022 10:51 PM

WHY IS BILL TAYLOR ALWAYS YELLING?????!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 113November 25, 2022 3:22 AM

Bill Taylor jumped the shark as soon as he started talking about bottoming for a midget and when he introduced the "mom" character. Someone his age wouldn't have a living parent.

by Anonymousreply 114November 25, 2022 3:51 AM

[quote] Bill Taylor jumped the shark as soon as he started talking about bottoming for a midget and when he introduced the "mom" character. Someone his age wouldn't have a living parent.

No, but it could be a Norman Bates type of situation.

Maybe he keeps Ruth in the fruit cellar.

by Anonymousreply 115November 25, 2022 3:57 AM

R114 = spurned garbage man

by Anonymousreply 116November 25, 2022 4:06 AM
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