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Michael Phelps has CHEST HAIR

On Harry Connick Jr. show.

Would you lick the chest hair around his nipples?

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by Anonymousreply 90March 9, 2018 3:32 AM

Still ugly though

by Anonymousreply 1November 3, 2017 10:19 PM

Quite puffy nipples too. Won't be a good look when he's old and fat to go with his fugly.

by Anonymousreply 2November 3, 2017 10:20 PM

Why did Harry have him take his shirt off?

by Anonymousreply 3November 3, 2017 10:20 PM

He looks like a baboon. A baboon!

by Anonymousreply 4November 3, 2017 10:22 PM

Does he have a hairy asshole?

by Anonymousreply 5November 3, 2017 10:23 PM

If he pays me a million dollars

by Anonymousreply 6November 3, 2017 10:24 PM

Does Michael's hairy butthole help him in the 100m Freestyle?

by Anonymousreply 7November 3, 2017 10:26 PM

Does he have butt hair?

by Anonymousreply 8November 3, 2017 10:37 PM

I think he's absolutely delicious!

by Anonymousreply 9November 3, 2017 10:59 PM

YUM

He is Simian!

by Anonymousreply 10November 3, 2017 11:26 PM

size meat?

by Anonymousreply 11November 3, 2017 11:28 PM

micro meat and fug face

by Anonymousreply 12November 3, 2017 11:30 PM

[quote] He is Simian!

Yes. Quite.

by Anonymousreply 13November 3, 2017 11:33 PM

Yuck...pass

by Anonymousreply 14November 3, 2017 11:35 PM

Wasn’t he fucking some trans? Now that I’m thinking about it, I remember her doing a podcast interview. She came across as obsessed with Phelps and talked about how he fucked like someone who watched too much porn. She also shaded Phelp’s gf/wife—calling her plain and stupid or something along those lines.

by Anonymousreply 15November 3, 2017 11:36 PM

He is Super Hot! I doubt most of you haters are A F. models!

Think of his level of Stamina and big size All over. Woof!

by Anonymousreply 16November 3, 2017 11:43 PM

[quote] She came across as obsessed with Phelps and talked about how he fucked like someone who watched too much porn

Wasn’t her comment something like he masturbated in her presence a lot or had to give him a hand job to climax?

by Anonymousreply 17November 3, 2017 11:46 PM

R17, nothing wrong with tbat!

by Anonymousreply 18November 3, 2017 11:55 PM

That...

by Anonymousreply 19November 3, 2017 11:58 PM

r17 how I remember it: she said he took over and was aggressive (not in a bad way) but that he got her naked and fucked her with all the lights on, on top of the bed. He spread her legs and but—She said she’d never been that exposed in her life.

by Anonymousreply 20November 4, 2017 12:09 AM

I've always found him attractive. I know he's not handsome in the conventional way, but I think he's sexy. I like interesting faces.

by Anonymousreply 21November 4, 2017 12:18 AM

R21 is either Captain Mark Phillips or Sir Timothy Laurence.

by Anonymousreply 22November 4, 2017 12:28 AM

R20 as long as it was consensual sounds like he is a macho hot dom fxxk. With or without the lights on!

by Anonymousreply 23November 4, 2017 12:33 AM

Psssssttttt most guys have chest hair.

by Anonymousreply 24November 4, 2017 1:04 AM

Does he have pubic hair?

Asscrack hair?

by Anonymousreply 25November 4, 2017 1:06 AM

R20 sound like making of a sports Pron. Flick.

by Anonymousreply 26November 4, 2017 1:30 AM

Most guys certainly DO NOT have chest hair, ya whizzer!

by Anonymousreply 27November 4, 2017 1:37 AM

He could pinch one off on my tits.

by Anonymousreply 28November 4, 2017 1:44 AM

[quote] He could pinch one off on my tits.

R28 = Angelina Jolie

by Anonymousreply 29November 4, 2017 1:46 AM

Does he have a hairy asscrack?

by Anonymousreply 30November 4, 2017 1:50 AM

He’s fucking disgusting and needs to go away.

by Anonymousreply 31November 4, 2017 1:52 AM

Doesn't he only have one ball?

by Anonymousreply 32November 4, 2017 1:56 AM

[quote]Doesn't he only have one ball?

Anything for a tiny bit less hydrodynamic drag.

by Anonymousreply 33November 4, 2017 2:00 AM

What about his asscheeks?

by Anonymousreply 34November 4, 2017 2:28 AM

Something genuinely revolting about that guy.

by Anonymousreply 35November 4, 2017 2:37 AM

Totally agree, R35.

by Anonymousreply 36November 4, 2017 2:40 AM

He has a lovely asscrack

by Anonymousreply 37November 4, 2017 2:41 AM

"Genuinely revolting" R35 ? That seems a bit harsh.

by Anonymousreply 38November 4, 2017 2:51 AM

Harry in a split second, yes! A big NO to Phelps, who I find butt-ugly.

by Anonymousreply 39November 4, 2017 2:54 AM

I think he’s gawky and adorkable.

by Anonymousreply 40November 4, 2017 2:59 AM

I would lick, kiss and suck on any part of him that he wanted.

by Anonymousreply 41November 4, 2017 3:04 AM

Ugliest swimmer, ever.

by Anonymousreply 42November 4, 2017 4:38 AM

I don't get the hate here.

by Anonymousreply 43November 4, 2017 4:40 AM

He is hot.

by Anonymousreply 44November 4, 2017 4:41 AM

[quote] I don't get the hate here.

He’s unnatractive and trashy like Jennifer Lawrence. No matter how much success he has he will always be that.

by Anonymousreply 45November 4, 2017 4:46 AM

He's an Olympic swimmer, not a male model. Why are his looks so important?

by Anonymousreply 46November 4, 2017 5:28 AM

A pity someone who is photographed half naked all the time is so unattractive.

by Anonymousreply 47November 4, 2017 5:46 AM

the thumbnail shows his body without the face lol

by Anonymousreply 48November 4, 2017 5:50 AM

HIS BODY is unattractive too.

by Anonymousreply 49November 4, 2017 6:03 AM

I actually find him pretty attractive. He is sort of I don't know dorky hot

by Anonymousreply 50November 4, 2017 6:21 AM

What r41 / r44 said. Awesome got huge body and sweet guy. Love him. Gold metal STUD.

by Anonymousreply 51November 4, 2017 6:26 AM

If Ryan L. was being discussed here you would all be crawling on your knees.

by Anonymousreply 52November 4, 2017 8:19 AM

Beyond the face, he also has herpes. No thanks.

by Anonymousreply 53November 4, 2017 8:35 AM

R12 nonsense. Phelps has shown us he has a thick and long flaccid cock and normal nuts. Many times.

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by Anonymousreply 54November 4, 2017 9:31 AM

oops wrong pic!!!!! but a good one. another

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by Anonymousreply 55November 4, 2017 9:34 AM

Phelps, youthfully in bloom

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by Anonymousreply 56November 4, 2017 9:35 AM

R56 that's actually one of the better pics Ive seen of him.

by Anonymousreply 57November 4, 2017 9:41 AM

I always thought he was pretty sexy...until I read about his interactions with fans. Doesn't sound like a nice guy. Even to kids asking for autographs, he's an asshole. Being shitty to adults? not a big deal to me, but yelling at kids is fucked.

by Anonymousreply 58November 4, 2017 9:58 AM

[quote] Gold metal STUD.

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by Anonymousreply 59November 4, 2017 10:15 AM

Horsecock. What r20 said.

by Anonymousreply 60November 4, 2017 9:15 PM

Superstar #1 Gold medal winner!

by Anonymousreply 61November 4, 2017 10:11 PM

Are you Japanese, R61?

by Anonymousreply 62November 4, 2017 10:43 PM

No, American!

by Anonymousreply 63November 5, 2017 1:23 AM

R58 I never use the phrase on DL, but... Link? I've never heard or read about Phelps being mean to fans, especially kids. His charity specifically deals with children and water safety.

by Anonymousreply 64November 5, 2017 4:22 AM

Dear Lord in Heaven!

by Anonymousreply 65November 5, 2017 4:27 AM

R20 wins thread! The boy next door a hot stud f. Machine With the lights on to boot!

by Anonymousreply 66November 5, 2017 5:04 AM

[R58] I never use the phrase on DL, but... Link? I've never heard or read about Phelps being mean to fans, especially kids. His charity specifically deals with children and water safety.

I mean...his charity has fucked to do with him being an asshole to fans. I don't keep track of links but I read about it on Reddit and other places--not here--where they talk about asshole celebs.

by Anonymousreply 67November 5, 2017 10:22 AM

Interesting. in earlier pics of phelps he had very flat pecs that were quite square looking - but did not bulge out at all. And he had the dreaded tinynip going on....

These latest pics he definitely has pecs that jut out now. Not a lot - but definitely more that before. And his nips are bigger - and as an earlier poster pointed out - puffy.

If it was just some guy you saw at the local gym - I'd swear he'd been juicing. But surely an Olympic champion who'd be getting drug tested all the time wouldn't be dumb enough to go that route?

He Just must be getting older. Still, those puffy nips... gotta wonder...

by Anonymousreply 68November 5, 2017 11:00 AM

"He just must be getting older."

No excuse!

by Anonymousreply 69November 5, 2017 1:59 PM

No, the rumors are that he has herpes...

by Anonymousreply 70November 5, 2017 4:11 PM

...and 10 inches....This is Datalounge!

by Anonymousreply 71November 5, 2017 9:38 PM

R70 - and having herpes effects your pecs and nips how exactly?

by Anonymousreply 72November 6, 2017 12:21 AM

The story I read, and it was rather sweet, was that in college he was totally honest with girls about the herpes...but he wasn't so famous then, so girls turned him down. He didn't get that much gash until the Olympics.

Now, he can't rawdog any fan for fear of a lawsuit (herpes or pregnancy) but he's as slutty as the wife allows.

by Anonymousreply 73November 6, 2017 7:55 AM

Rawdog? RAWDOG??? LOL LOL LOL

by Anonymousreply 74November 6, 2017 4:02 PM

...........

by Anonymousreply 75November 10, 2017 12:48 AM

Damn, Daddy...

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by Anonymousreply 76November 10, 2017 1:32 AM

I think Michael would top Ryan L from every possible position.

What say you?

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by Anonymousreply 77November 10, 2017 1:33 AM

10/10 Phelps would top Lochte. Lochte is begging for someone to make him their bitch

by Anonymousreply 78November 10, 2017 1:35 AM

Real? Or fabulous fake?

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by Anonymousreply 79November 11, 2017 4:56 AM

I suspect these are not entirely genuine....

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by Anonymousreply 80November 11, 2017 4:57 AM

For R74...

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by Anonymousreply 81November 11, 2017 5:03 AM

I prefer Mark Spitz.

by Anonymousreply 82December 4, 2017 5:18 AM

Gurl!?!

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by Anonymousreply 83December 4, 2017 5:23 AM

He's so gross he turned me straight.

by Anonymousreply 84December 4, 2017 5:24 AM

I’m not a hater.

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by Anonymousreply 85February 28, 2018 12:59 AM

He's uglier than me

by Anonymousreply 86February 28, 2018 1:01 AM

I want some of that! WOOF.

by Anonymousreply 87February 28, 2018 1:09 AM

Verificata?

by Anonymousreply 88February 28, 2018 1:10 AM

I'd rather be with him than that Gronkowski fellow so many of you adore.

by Anonymousreply 89February 28, 2018 1:13 AM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 90March 9, 2018 3:32 AM
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