Kellan Lutz Explains Why He'll Never Bare All on Screen

Who?

Or not

He won’t bare all, because it’s well known he has a baby dick.

Thank you, Helen, er ah, Kellan. I believe we have sufficient.

With a face like that, seeing his hole would be a step up.

Who is he and why should we care? I wouldn't hit even if he put a bag over his head.

He is disgusting. He looks like a beady-eyed, bottle blond q-tip. Nobody needs to see that fucker. ANYTIME.

Another delusional actor/whore.

Princess Tiny Meat?

Too funny. Such a blushing flower.

He is the very definition of gay face. Any group shot of the Twilight twinks were just that.

...Well get her....

Small nose + small nose = nudity clause

^small nose + small hands

Instaho?

Who would want to?

[quote] Kellan Lutz Explains Why He'll Never Bare All on Screen

I guess that also explains why nobody knows who he is, and why he doesn't work that much.

This *maybe* would have mattered back in 2010.

There was another thread a few days ago that speculated that Peter Facinelli has something going on with either this guy or Taylor Lautner on the set of Twilight.

[quote]"God gave me this body. He gave me the genetics. He gave me the ability to work out. He gave me the drive to..."

If I was the interviewer, I would've just silently turned around and walked away at this point. Can you imagine being an entertainment reporter or whatever it is, and listening and recording celebs (or pseudo celebs in this case) spew this type of shit, day in and day out?

No clue who this queen is, but he needs to shut the fuck up and take his awful frosted curls back to 1999

What in the world is going on with his hair?

Cap highlights??

Tiny hands!!

Remember when he was the next big gay thing?

He showed off his bare ass BEAUTIFULLY in JAVA HEAT.

He doesn't "have the genetics."

His face is busted, scrunched-up and out.

If your god beats you with the ugly stick, it's time to get another god.

Speaking of Twilight, remember this guy?

And this one?

I'm sorry. I didn't hear anything you said, kid. Your shirt's still on.

He’s deep and spiritual!

What exactly does he think audiences want to see of him? Not his acting skills. Show off that body. He will be past his prime very soon, times are wasting. It will be Twilight reunion conventions as his only source of income soon.

I'm getting a Sabato/Sorbo/Fundie vibe from him. Is he in a new Christian movie or what?

Nobody wants to see it.

No that's not true R32, what no one wants to see is him "acting"

How fucking clueless is he?

People want to hire you for your body and you refuse to get naked? No wonder his career has gone nowhere.

Done with Kellan.

[quote]I have dated actresses. Seeing them making out with other guys or sex scenes, it kills my heart. And if that makes you a brilliant actor and win awards – I don’t want awards.”

How did I miss this part at first? He thinks having to kiss your on camera love interest or do a sex is beyond the pale?!

Why the fuck did he go into this business? That is a typical work for an actor, of course you have going to have love interests.

I suppose this is your brain on god, pity he became a Jesus freak.

I need to see his dick before I make any additional commentary.

I did it for the Lutz! :)

He'll be doing porn or Chaturbate within five years.

He looks like the top hairdresser in Paducah, Kentucky.

His comments about setting boundaries because kissing and sex scenes upset him are some of the dumbest and most insipid things said by an actor.

I saw him on TV today in Extraction and I can't believe the reviews it got online.

What sort of reviews did it get, R4?

What sort of reviews did it get, R41?

I guess he can charge higher escort fees when he doesn't show the goods in movies.

Is he on the “yacht circuit”? He seems to travel a lot.

Never heard of him before, for some reason I thought at first that he was that blandly hot C-list actor that was engaged to Lady Gaga, but apparently that's a different person.

A pretty boy with marginal acting talent, who sounds like a sanctimonious diva.

Completely replaceable. And he will be, very quickly.

I always get him confused with Taylor Lautner.

Teeny peeny?

Very dainty fingers.

[quote] Teeny peeny?

It’s all about the pecs with Kellan.

I'd venture his no nudity clause is losing him roles. He doesn't understand his place in Hollywood, I fear.

He's from North Dakota. What do you people expect?

Closet case to the 100th degree.

Does Kellan honestly think that he'll gain more respect by taking this position? Because he won't.

People respect an honest whore much more than they'll ever respect a lying whore.

And Kellan is a lying whore.

His face is fucking busted.

How does he determine his hair color? The colors vary a lot, and none appear nutaral or suited to him.

Whew?

He sounds like Donald Trump.

Might he consider sporting a jockstrap?

Does he dye his eyebrows?

I think he does.

[quote] God gave me this body. He gave me the genetics. He gave me the ability to work out. He gave me the drive to do what I do, so I’m going to do it until he takes me out of it. And I also have boundaries for myself

This is such a strange statement from a guy who not only works in a profession based on physical appearance, but you could probably attribute his entire career to the way his body looks. That's the only reason people even know who he is.

He basically admits it in the above statement.

Clearly, Kellan Lutz is not a big thinker.

He looks like a Kebbler Elf with bleached blond ringlets.

He’s such an idiot. Why the hell should we care if he’ll go full frontal or not? Why would he have to point this out? It’s par for the course that almost all popular male stars have the so called “no nudity” clause in their contracts. Didn’t he show his ass in a movie? Also, he poses in underwear, speedos, near naked pics to show off his body. He’s such hypocrite. He has no issues with sexualizing his body of which God so blessed him.

Then he goes on to say he has jealousy issues if his actress girlfriends do a love scene in a movie??? That’s sick! It’s expected of an attractive actress to do love scenes. Then why does he date them? Yet, he has no issue when he does love scenes. He’s a vapid, vacuous fame whore. He’s ugly, and his type of ugly goes straight to the bone.

GOD, the EGO!!!!

He is gay? With that hair he has to be. He looks like someone from 80s porn movie.

Here's a thought Kellan, date Carnie Wilson! She surely won't be in any love scenes that will make you all jealous!

[quote] Didn’t he show his ass in a movie?

Yes. See R2. He is indeed a hypocrite.

What is this man’s appeal? He has an ugly face and obnoxious, arrogant personality?

Just look at his face:

Huge forehead

Tiny button nose (unattractive on men)

Big ears

Tiny hands

Fat, wide face

Fried bleached blond hair

Clearly, he won’t age well.

He’s fake...there is nothing natural about him. Over roided, over tanned, over bleached, overy waxed hairless body, a huge ego and he’s stupid.

[quote] He has an ugly face and obnoxious, arrogant personality?

I’ve have seen some of his Instagram posts just for they eye candy. He doesn’t seem arrogant, but just a simpleton. He mispronounces relatively common words and seems to have a very basic, unnuanced way of thinking and beliefs.

Oh please, R68, what planet are you on? Did you read the interview? Are you his media agent or a gushing fan girl?

Kellan Lutz - The Twelve Apossols

Australia. Lack of enunciation

What's all the fuss? So he won't show his naked body nor act out love scenes. Sounds like a win-win for everyone.

Kellan Yutz

His wife is pregnant again after having suffered a miscarriage earlier this year.

Why would anyone care? He hasn't had a career in years.

As mentioned, guys with no dick do not generally like showing it off.

Elevator

He's showing his stinker in that clip? R76

I won't deny finding him attractive ten years ago (though I never saw the "Twilight" franchise), but he's already not aging well, and a hot body won't help what will eventually be a hideous face.

He’s become a Fundie. His Fundie wife had a miscarriage and is now pregnant again. The baby’s IQ will be 60.