Dave Franco's body

Implants?

Someone needs to take a bush hog to those eyebrows.

Everything about Dave Franco is just so average, glad you like him OP, and I don't hate him, but I sure see nothing special, he is so vanilla.

He desperately needs to sun. Excellent nipple placement and areola size however.

He has a pretty nice booty too.

His teeth aren't quite as off putting as his brother's choppers.

Put me on the pro Dave Franco list. Have we decided if this is indeed him with Allison Brie?

That is not him, R7. We've been through this.

Buttocks in motion.

Thanks, R8

He'd be very hot if he wasn't 5'2"

Pec implants.

[quote]He desperately needs to sun.

It is so tacky to ruin your skin with sun.

[quote]It is so tacky to ruin your skin with sun.

Yep, "lots of sun" is a great way to make sure you age poorly.

Does he have hiccups?

r14, C-cups.

At least he looks clean unlike his brother.

Amazing titties

I hate LOL repliers, but dammit r15,

LOL!

His thick brows have always been my favorite. His brows beat out Joe Jonas and even the angelic Nick Hoult.

Are his brother and him examples of what DL calls "adjacent"?

His tits look like they were drawn on his chest by someone who can't draw tits.

Bolt-on boobies.

Verificatia of sizemeat?

"They look natural to me!" said Chandler Massey when reached for comment.

"Totally natural!" added Joel McHale.

Joel McHale looks reptilian.

R26 how do you mean?

Do we get to keep Dave if James goes down? He's so cute, please can we keep him?! He did remove any vaginal protective entertainment patches off of pussies!

Do you think James was that type of older brother who would fuck or get his little bro to suck him growing up?

[quote]Do you think James was that type of older brother who would fuck or get his little bro to suck him growing up?

From the stories they've told, they weren't particularly close growing up. James is 7 years older and kept to himself much of the time. When he graduated high school, Dave was still in middle school. Dave was more outgoing and the popular kid in school. He was even homecoming king at one point. It wasn't until Dave graduated high school and decided to pursue an acting career that he moved in with James in LA and they became close.

Very white boy with maroon nipples.

Cute but rather short

Quite big tits.

Great nipples, but for some reason his face always looks like a weirdly rearranged version of his brother's.

Horrible face. Pasty. He looks like a million other muscle-bound douches out there. Being well-muscled doesn't solve the being stupid disease.

I’m gonna rouge my nips and roll my foreskin down.

ba-da-ba dum. bum. bum.

r7 = helen keller

[quote]Have we decided if this is indeed him with Allison Brie?

R7, that is not Dave Franco. That guy is uncut.

Dave has said he is circumcised.

Off-topic, but remember for years that picture that was supposedly of Justin Bieber's uncut cock was making the rounds? For the longest time, it was believed to be genuine, until the paps snapped him fully nude in 2016 and it was evident that he's circumcised. It just reminded me of that.

Lol I don’t know what R34 is smoking, but Dave is objectively more beautiful than James. I could understand preferring James’ ruggedness, but c’mon! Those brows can’t be beat!

I love his body - AND that hot Adam's apple

His mouth is too wide when he speaks.

He has some bitch tits starting. Steroid use?

He’s so fucking ugly.

Boy he sure is a tiny little thing

Bro is hot

I could swear I saw him half naked in an elevator at Mid-Atlantic Leather last night.

And yet another thread where 3s and 4s look for flaws in 9s and 10s

Don't need to be Sigmund to figure out why

Loved that guy since he did that homoerotic Funny or Die video. He is short but so am I, so call me Dave...

Men who reject men because they are short are definitely fem bottoms.

What will happen to Dave if James is forced to go away?

#heknew

Is knowing equally a criminal offense as doing, r51? Enough to lose one's own career?

I fell in lust with Dave after watching that NEIGHBORS movie a few years back. I took my niece to see it, because she had a thing for Zac Efron, but I ended up enjoying it for Dave. He was funny and cute in that. I found his De Niro impersonation very endearing.

And his character got married (or maybe just engaged) to a guy in Neighbors 2. It’s pretty cute.

He's a beauty.

Those tits are quite nice. Real?

r47 I love how you assume we're all hideous trolls. I'm sure you are a paragon of beauty!

I've concluded that no one who spends ample time on social media is a looker, myself included.

He cute and a very nice guy!

Ben:Casey :: James:Dave

r58 based on your extensive research on an anonymous site?

[quote] I love how you assume we're all hideous trolls.

That's called a safe assumption

Those eyebrows.

Seriously R63, they are amazing. I can understand how someone exclusively into blonde might not like his dark, brunette features, but I think he’s absolutely gorgeous.

Beautiful

Dave exudes overwhleming sexiness and is just the right size.

R12 here, still proud of myself for the brilliant declaration that it is tacky to ruin your skin with sun.

Tacky tacky tacky!

Here I am being tacky. Shhhhh.

I get the feeling his brother James had him... I always told you guys, there is a incestuous vibe around them.

I hope at least one of them is gay :)

Dave seems pretty boring and hetero.

Fake tits.

He’s Melissa Rivers 2.0. He wouldn’t even HAVE a semblance of a career if it weren’t for nepotism.

I would do anything he wanted

Do you think James has ever had Dave?

R74 yes, he has absolutely!!!

Dave is hotter than James, but James is the better actor.

Boing!

Dave has a French porn lookalike named Leo Marco.

R78 He looks nothing like Dave Franco.

Those Franco brothers always had nice tits.

[R25] McHale needs a re-do stat!

he's a fucking sex doll come to life

Way sexier and funnier than his brother James and seems like a decent person.

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I literally retched

I would pay to see Dave fuck Dave

Brotherly love.

James is so cocky, smug and tries too hard. Dave seems sweet, upbeat and honest. You can tell they absolutely adore each other though

James and Dave's lesser known brother Tom.

He may benefit from nepotism but at least Dave is prettier and less annoying than James and is not shy at showing ass. And since James is cancelled, Dave has a chance for the spotlight and perhaps can prove himself a better actor which really won't be that hard with the right script. Zac needs to make an OnlyFans and invite Dave on it.

Throw in Logan Lerman and you will have the hottest Jewish boy threesome that will break OnlyFans

Whole fam is super average

This video kinda looks like some vintage porn audition tape.

R93 And an incesty vibe too

I always really liked this pic:

He has a nice body but his nipples and areolas are too red. I bet his dick is so red it looks like a dog’s dick.

His eyebrows are fine. Men that pluck or wax their eyebrows look like they are transitioning.

And reenacting the infamous homoerotic scene from Rebel Without A Cause.

Fucking himself

Dave is going to be a star!

R97, it stopped being a re-enactment then he refused to sniff the jacket.

His nipples are way too low. I’ve seen it on many guys as well. Looks strange.

Those acting with James Franco bits on Funny or Die are legitimately humorous and adorable

Who wants those femme plucked eyebrows, got get a woman if you plucked and waxed.my god its not like he's a gorilla.

James is not aging well. He was so hot in Freaks and Geeks and all those films he did in the first half of the 2000s. He did look like a more Mediterranean version of James Dean. Who told him he was this amazing actor, intellectual and artist though?

Dave is my #1. If ever a celebrity could have been my real life lover, it would be Dave Franco. He’s the perfect height to be my bottom, we’re 2 years apart, he’s kind, funny, self-deprecating, and was a huge introvert. Absolutely perfect.

I don't mind that he's short. Still fuckable

Sexy

I. Would. Smash. Him. Into. Next Tuesday!

His ass and mouth are meant to be filled with cock 24/7

Kinda hating Alison Brie right now

I forgot to mention those brows. They are godly.

He seems more intelligent and creative than his brother too and despite being younger he is more mature and humble as well. Moving into writing and direction also will prove him to be more talented than his brother as well.

That poor, poor third brother. He's actually attractive in his own way. But the hair is FUG as all hell. It throws the optics off to the degree that he ends up looking like the brother that drew the short straw in the genes department.

Imagine if Tom Franco would just cut his hair. Cute, right?

He's obviously bi.

He’s very cute

Tom is average. He doesn't have the dick-sucking lips that James and Dave have or the sexy eyebrows that Dave has.

James seems like he wants to fuck Dave so bad.

Tom looks like JGL’s brother.

R118 Dave looks so beautiful

Tom is nice.

Luscious nipples.

I think they're both beautiful, but it's hard to beat a young James for sheer physical beauty. I'm referring not to this thumbnail but to the pic that comes up when you click on it.

It's kind of true that inner beauty or lack thereof, can affect how we perceive someone's attractiveness. Cuz Dave Franco is way more attractive as a whole package even though James is arguably more otherworldy in his rugged handsomeness. It's really hard to get past the fact that he's an arrogant ass.

I was just about to post a photo, but then scrolled up and saw that I posted it in 2007 😂. I love this thread.

*2017

what's his cup size?

The Rebel Without a Cause reenactment gave me a semi.

What do we think James Franco's future looks like? Is he down for the count?

The dude seriously needs a brow tweeze. (Wouldn't look as artificial as a wax)

R130 Fuck off. He's perfect.

Where has Jimmy Franco been? IT seem like forever since I saw anything about him.

Has James Franco done anything iconic or memorable in his career?

I feel his only talent was being hot. I liked his sexy ass in Freaks and Geeks, Sonny, Spider-Man and Pinapple Express but never been blown away by his acting.

His literary work like those film criticisms and poetry he did are 5th grade level.

I never have seen The Disaster Artist but apparently it got good reviews

James Franco apparently got his highest moment for his acting in 127 Hours which I remember.

[QUOTE] Where has Jimmy Franco been? IT seem like forever since I saw anything about him.

He was #MeToo’d.

James may be cancelled but we still have Penn Badgely as our swarthy handsome perpetually stoned out hipster.

James played a male hustler early in his career just like River Phoenix and Joseph Gordon-Levitt did.

James seems to love dead pretty boys. He played James Dean in a biopic. He made an extended cut of My Own Private Idaho with mostly River Phoenix scenes.

His obsession with Brad Renfro though makes sense, he admired Brad for his acting and got to work with him and a couple of years later Brad died. He seemed to legitimately be affected by it and angry that Brad got snubbed.

As for his sexuality, he plays the coy game. He reminds me of John Mayer constantly hinting at his bisexuality but there not being any substantial evidence.

James's tits

Karma must have taken toll on James' looks.

He has to be the cutest human being ever

Is he white?

His laugh-cough might be his only flaw.

R136 yes, he is handsome, too

Dave's such a stoner and so is James. It's probably why their voices are a bit raspy.

he's smaller than a bar of soap

I'm tall so I don't mind short guys like Franco. Zac Efron and James Dean were short too. Tom Cruise in his prime was cute and short too. Prince was gorgeous and a tiny guy. All had nice asses too

Sonny starring James as a hustler was directed by Nicolas Cage.

Nicolas Coppola has to be the most successful case of nepotism ever

Zac Efron broke his hands on Dave's balls.

I find Dave attractive because he's a cute funny guy with normal healthy body. He's short but not tiny. His face is pretty but to the point of looking scary like Ian Somerhalder. I guess he's a boy next door?

Only if he comes with a hood for the head.