Hot-bodied redneck J. Hogan Gidley joining White House press office

Sarah Huckabee Sanders is creaming.

Gayface?

And, uh, the belt...

Why'd he write "quote" and then put the quote in quotations @ r2?

Yes pecs are very hot, but that's it.

Hmm...

Big ole quane.

Wow - stunt poses to look butch! This guy is going to be trouble - every closeted queen who has worked with Republicans is evil to the 10th power because they overdo EVERYTHING to get on the straights' good side. Nothing will stop them from trying to feel part of the group that hates them.

Mark my words. This guy is going to be Tuh-rubbbble!

R7. So true. So true. You can see it in his eyes. BTW, what straight, redneck man wears a Burberry scarf tied just so? It's always the little things.

Damn,he looks stoned and freshly fucked in that pic R6 ! great chest,but inbred face.

GLAMMA

Aaron Schock v2.0.

Not even “Christ alone” can help him hide the gay.

I don't give a shit what he looks like. All these God botherers in government really bother me

Butt looks kinda nice.

He bears a passing resemblance to our DL icon Davey the killer preacher .

[quote]Nice tits.

I'm more impressed with the delts.

⁣

Ooooh, gurl!

His hair is terrible

He was executive director of the South Carolina Republican Party?

Did he spend any warm summer evenings on the veranda with Senatrice Lindsey?

[quote]Did he spend any warm summer evenings on the veranda with Senatrice Lindsey?

That's fuh me tah know and y'all tah HUSH UP about!

His age? Single?

Wow, from Twitter pic (very far away) I imagined him as an up and coming 20-something, especially his description as 'hot', but wow that face looks about three decades older. His body seems to be involved in a quasi-Dorian Gray situation where parts of his body like his skin ages but others don't. He could easily be anywhere between 30 and 60. I thought he was actually a good ol' boy based on the description and Twitter pic only but the second and all future photos removed that notion quickly...

R20 don't forget Andre Bauer, the whole state is gay

Gee, do you think he is gay?

He's around 40, but yeah, his face makes him look older.

Single. Never married.

He's always so impeccably dressed.

Of course none of that is proof of anything.

On the other hand.....

Look, a shout out to DL's fave cock GOBBLER!!!!!

Turkey times two r26.....

There's a new gobbler in town, bitches!

Gayest of gay faces. I know Republican gays in the South just like him.

Hot from the neck down.

Some of these pictures are serving Miss Aaron Schock realness.

Per LinkedIn, he graduated from Ole Miss in '98, so gurl is about 41.

This is going to be interesting...

r26 - I bet behind closed doors he wears his Young Miss t-shirt.

would his wig be considered that of the ratty, Korean variety?

R33 - YASSS - that HAS to be a wig. Looks like a birds nest in that video. And that video is scary - cliche, drawn out - nothingburger central.

He's homely - in the American term. He does have a nice body - but it's so incongruent.

Buttahface...sashay awwwwayyyy!

Not hot.

Please, guys. You can't hate yourself THAT much, can you? Is it possible to be so self loathing that you want to fuck this person? Can it get that bad? Are you suicidal, too?

I guess they are going to have to change his wikipedia page

[quote] He was most recently the director of communications for Rick Santorum for President. Gidley will not become a member of the Trump administration.

More flamin' than the Napa valley. All those guns n dead animal poses are to show off his upper bod, not his hunting ability.

Can I get the name of his plastic surgeon? So I make sure I never use that guy.

Cub reporter

He tweeted his former boss Mike Huckabee's thoughts on gay marriage.

Get her, gurls!

It's just the spray-on tans coming home to roost.

Uh ohhhhh...

[quote]If Republican candidates move to the center on gay rights, they might also risk losing support among cultural conservatives. “I think it would be a mistake for the party to abandon its moral values,” said J. Hogan Gidley, the national communications director for Rick Santorum’s 2012 presidential run. Instead, Mr. Gidley said, the Republican Party’s low levels of support among gay voters can be outweighed by better messaging to other voters, particularly about same-sex marriage.

[quote]“We’ve lost the buzzword battle,” Mr. Gidley said, “that marriage is a ‘right.’ ”

That wig tho!

He was a cutie in college,you gotta give him that. He'd be okay now,if he lost that tragic hair and quit getting surgery.

VERY gay face. Ugly and old as hell. He should always wear a hat and stay in the shadows. YIKES.

Dat face tho!

In some pics, his eyes and forehead and brows look like that circus freak who married Liza. David Guest I think?

R47. Wrong thread. That's Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

You have to admit r49, that she really rocks that red hair.

"This man face busted"

No way is he only 41. Looks to be in her 50s.

Hogan is VERY nice too look at. Less nice to hear lol

Butterface.

R5, that north/south of the equator thing his eyes are doing HAS to go.

[quote]Hogan is VERY nice too look at.

Very nice to look at? WTF? Are you blind?!?

R18, that rug is uglier than he is.

He brought that possum down with a pistol and that is a real dinner acomin up

He eats pigeons🐦

He eats skunk.

Closet queens who server Republican masters are the worst kind of scum.

He is DISGUSTING

Why do you self-loathing fucktards drool over these Nazis that want to kill you in the name of Jesus?

Seek help.

Cuz he's got a really good body, and clearly enjoys showing it off in tight shirts.

the ones who go on and on about Christ are the ones who are the least Christian

She seems excessively fond of killing things.

She is a Tired Old Queen, a Republican and she brags about going to Ole Piss....drive on by Miss Wiglet!

This old queen? She pops up every two years and y'all get all atwitter.

Wonder which frat he's in—KA? Sigma Nu? Tri-Delt?

Has he resigned/been fired yet?

Not yet ...

[quote]she brags about going to Ole Miss.

That's sadder than anything else of him.

Queer as a $3 bill. No straight man who looks like him in the face is going to work out that hard to get a body like that. Ugly straight men figure it's not worth the effort.

I've seen men on the "faces of meth" sites who look better in the face than he does.

He has a certain David Duke aura about him.

Sure he's ugly as fuck, but if the lights were off a bunch of y'all would hit it.

Lying and fascism are big dealbreakers.

77 comments and no one has asked who's had him? Well, who's had him?

Lying is a big dealbreaker R77? Following that rule I'd be a virgin to this day

Well, I do believe I'll need to be interviewed very soon! I wonder if this fine reporter will grill me?

Come on, don't you at least like the gold signet ring he always wears?

Christ alone? So what the fuck do they need this guy for?

If you mean punch the living daylights out of him r76, then yes I would.....

...rode hard 'n' put up wet...

Ole Miss indeed!

Enjoys killing animals. Why doesn't that surprise me.

He looks halfway decent when he's wearing a hat. It's amazing the defects a hat or cap can cover up. But there's something seriously off about the area around his eyes. He has the eyes of an 80 year old man with all those wrinkles. Makes him look tired and worn out.

Butterface.

Ten months later, Hogan's new white house job has not kept him out of the gym. Nor has he used the money to fix that mug of his

Very few guys his age know how to pick out shirts that flatter them without being ridiculously too tight

[quote]Sarah Huckabee Sanders is creaming.

Um, it's actual cream. Sometimes she eats so much at a sitting she overflows.

Another self-loathing, closet case, repuke. He’s vile on every level.

I do think he has to be gay. Single, fairly stylish, obsessed with showing off his body. Shame he is doing this

She needs a better wiglet than that Alfalfa-lookin' shit.

gay as crème brûlée

Hunter scum.

The very definition of try-hard.

Try-hard, Alfalfa looking, racist, right-wing motherfucker.

A wedding ring?

WTF kinda name is J Hunter Gidley. Did he go to Princeton? WTF does the J stand for, Jethro? Jesus?

Apparently Aaron Schock is his stylist.

wicked gyno

Hawt!

R100 -- "Jugalo"

His head is too small.

“Hogan Gidley” is the dumbest name since “Reince Prebus”

He can't quite rock the gingham like Cockgobbler Aaron Schock could—too timid about color, for one thing—but the odd tucked-belt-end in R99 has its own panache. Is that a southern preppy thing?

Her fashion choices are sending us mixed signals!

R108. If someone told me he was wearing ladies khaki shorts from Kohl's I would not be surprised.

The persona, for some reason, triggers a psychic flash of the future involving another (younger) man, a weeping but supportive wife, and lots of vague talk about faith and forgiveness. Maybe it's history repeating. Time will tell.

You have to admit, those are some grade A tits in r108

Either that or murder charges, R110.

When I first saw R38 & R42, I could only thing of one thing...

Sorry Joyce!

Miss Thing likes to dress up!

OOOOOH.... and she DOES love that Burberry!

GURRRL...

from his Twitter: "Fashion Game for @TrishIntel today: navy pinstripe linen suit, solid white linen tie & pink @Burberry pocket square."

I think J.Hogan's pink Burberry square is the exact replacement for the turqouise belt we remember so fondly on the Cockgobbler...

"Subdued colors tonight for @OutFrontCNN."

She LOVES showing off her fancy clothes!!!

Someone needs to tell Miss Blanche Devereaux that one does not wear Half-Windsors (which she favors) with spread collars.

I like having nice tits.

I like having them in a nice dress, or a tight top.

Super fug. And it's soooo reassuring that people who take pictures of themselves holding dead animals are running the country.

Her "wedding ring" is on the wrong hand. She's an obvious homeowner.

No birth date on Wiki

"Christ alone"??

WTF do these "Jesus" fetishists think they are saying with that gibberish?

It is the most toxic obsession and mania these American idiots are suffering from. They actually think they have a PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP with an IMAGINARY DEITY they have created in their minds! Unbelievable.

Did Anderson tap that?

Another closeted GOP grifter in the vein of The Cockobbler. I'm guessing the taxpayers are footing the bill for his wardrobe and trips.

Redneck? Please, he's a big ol' Mary.

Where does the GOP find all these southern belles like Miss Lindsey, Cockgobbler, and this creature?

I christen her "J. Hogan 'Cum on my tits!' Gidley"!

guuuuurl

His tragic hair and busted face, especially in R38, reminds me of Dr. Kervorkian's publicity-hound lawyer, Geoffrey Fieger.

^ It's funny 'cause it's true!

R107, he is trying to bring the ‘90s half tuck back.

Wedding ring? It's a signet ring, he wears it all the time.

No true southern gentleman's wardrobe is complete without his gold signet ring.

Wig?

What a freak.

His face looks like that of a formerly very handsome man who was in some sort of accident that required a lot of reconstructive surgery that didn't get everything back exactly the way it was before. Think of Mark Hamill.

He actually looks like a F2M trannie in the face. He has a very feminine bone structure.

R134, you meant Montgomery Clift, right?

The Vice President is NOT a homosexualist!

I'm surprised no one has grabbed this pic off of his Instagram already -- those shoes, and no socks! Bonus points for being called out in the comments for attending a formal event at Blenheim Palace like that.

r134 nailed it. His face is just odd.

God I hate the South. Every single thing about it. Its peccadilloes (no socks, calling your father "Daddy", faux Social Register/society shit) are so transparent and weak. It feeds poseurs, both male and female. Go ahead and crucify now. It is in keeping with your background.

I think she's tremendous!

His face looks like someone took a baseball bat and smashed a box of crabs

You know he's carrying some heavy "Arkansas luggage"

Oh cmon guys, he's just preppy.

r142, you just made me spit out my water!

He's preppy in the way Aaron Schock is preppy

Thanks, R136. What a preposterously handsome man, B.A.

He looks like somebody slapped some clay and some eyeballs on a skull

Yeah, R143. Stupidity can weigh a lot.

Honestly, I am shocked no one has stories on this flamer.

But dat face doe

He's ugly as fuck. A real bad mug. But I'd hit it for the body

He had a doggy weiner

A face like a dropped pie.

Wow, what a looker. He'll be a good spokesman for Trump.

Acquaintance rapist, entitled, racist, plagiarized and bullied his way through his education, a man who would sell a rat's asshole to a blind man for a wedding ring. Still...

^ Sounds pleasant!

All you need to know about this asshole.

Gross, R158. And yes, the correct word for that hair, if hair it be, is "tragic." I see it often on gay men who reached their personal peak in the early 2000s and are still clinging to that moment.

His instagram account is down.

I think she's tremendous!

ratty, Korean wig for the ages.

No way he’s not gay. Considering where he’s from he should’ve already been matched up with a Southern debutante.

He’s obviously not connected enough or rich enough to get one to beard for him.

He looks like a 50-year-old boy. Sad!

Sméagol does CrossFit.

Right-wing garbage.

R162 - ROFLMAO!!!!!

Added to the current Bad Wigs thread

[quote] Nice tits.

That's what I said!

Dumb hick.

Like they all are.

We know there were lots of closet queens in the Bush and Reagan administration.....wonder who in the Trump administration is closeted (besides this queen)

ryery4

Forgot about this guy until Colbert talked about him last night.

And the rest of respond “Holy Christ”

Does Colbert read the datalounge?

No, because he assumed that he was straight

(a.) uncircumcised (b.) acquaintance rapist (c.) plagiarist (d.) procurer (e.) lied on a loan application (f.) fucked his wife's sister three days before his wedding (g.) grifter who profiteered on post-hurricane payouts to his beloved FLORABAMA (h.) hit on the teenage tour guide on his visit to Liberty University

He's straight?

[quote]He's straight?

As a circle.

He can't be straight.

Looks like a creepy closet case to me.

Sarah Fuckabee Sanders = "grown up Honey Boo Boo" LOL LOL LOL

Colbert’s bit at r173 is spectacular.

The handgun. The dangling dead possum, the belt buckle... It’s all gold crying to be mined.

This ugly bitch somehow got my attention, but let’s continue to pile on . This second-rate Aaron Schock wanna-be, Trump-ass-kissing, wig-wearing SOB (with nice tits) deserves the datalounge treatment.

What kind of DERPface names their kid "Hogan?"

Miss Thang went to the Lindsay Graham school of closeted politicians and sycophants.

In the frat at Ole Miss his nickname was "House Cat"

[quote] In the frat at Ole Miss his nickname was "House Cat"

More like "pass around bottom."

I’d hate fuck him...anyone else?

It's uncircumcised.

Same here R189. He's got a great body.

His face looks like the ones my Grammy used to draw on my pancakes when I would visit as a child. All wonky and one eye lower than the other because they were still hot. Like his mug is melting.

Trump is smart enough to know he needs to hire people with gay male pornstar bodies — if nothing else to counterbalance the influence of geronto-porn giantesses like Kellyanne

Oh honey

I saw Hogan mentioned on another thread and remembered this old thing. Might just the shirt but I think he's gotten bigger. But has he been demoted? I never see him on TV anymore

not my type.

The mask is a good look on him. He should keep it on at all times.

R195, maybe the Trumpsters finally caught on that he's a big ol' mo

[quote] I’d hate fuck him...anyone else?

I probably would, but then I'd bash his pumpkin head in with a 2x4 after I got through with him.

Kathy Griffin outs him in "A Hell of a Story." She encountered him at the White House Correspondents' Dinner and he was an asshole. She called him a LADY.

I have never seen or heard of this person.

He has been around the Trump administration this entire time?

Seriously?

"Ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage CHRISTA LONE!"

[quote] He has been around the Trump administration this entire time?

No, he started the job of Deputy Press Secretary in 2018. He was once involved with the Presidential campaign of that vile filth Rick Santorum. He worked with several other filthy republicans over the years. He's a natural born support player. Always a bride's maid, never a bride.

Thanks R203, I thought I had completely lost it.

I don’t think it will take much, these days.

—R201

Here's a pretty hilarious article about Hogan that doesn't mention he's gay but sure makes it obvious. Mike Huckabee calls him Miss America. Excerpt:

"His idiosyncrasies are the stuff of legend and comic relief among the West Wing staff and the Washington press corps. He is part Southern Gentleman, part slapstick bro, all in on the joke. He rises at 4:50 a.m. to work out and maintains a meticulous diet in which his every bite (small meals every two hours) and sip (he takes his coffee black or with nonfat milk, always with one Equal, and his Muscle Milk chilled in his mini-fridge) are studiously accounted for, resulting in a muscular figure so unusually, invertedly pyramidal that he has to have his shirts custom-made. On uncovered rooftop surfaces throughout the nation’s capital and the parts of the world traversed by Air Force One, he has been known to perfect his bronzed complexion. Once, on a presidential visit to France, a tourist happened upon a sunbathing Gidley and told him he knew his brother. Gidley, confused, said he didn’t have a brother. But another White House official, sensing that Gidley was about to be savagely owned, asked the man to continue. “Who’s his brother?” She said. The tourist replied: “David Hasselhoff!”

And the custom shirts are only the beginning. At any given moment, Gidley, whose mother taught him how to dress well and whose late father taught him calligraphy, may be wearing up to four different items of clothing and accessories that are individually monogrammed, in navy-blue block lettering when appropriate, with JHG (John Hogan Gidley): stitched into the left-hand side of the belly of his shirts, etched onto his Tiffany’s tie bar and his silver belt buckle, and branded on the flesh of his Colonel Littleton leather duffel bag. His office is a green room, the desk cluttered with cans of hair spray and compacts of face powder and a coat rack draped in Burberry trench coats and Ralph Lauren blazers tailored so precisely to his frame that, when he struts down the White House driveway to appear on TV in the area known as “the Sticks” (for the plywood fencing that surrounds it) or “Pebble Beach” (for the bed of gravel on which it stands), he looks like he’s in a movie about Washington instead of actual Washington, a place where, famously, nobody knows how to dress.

While crisscrossing the country on the campaign trail, Gidley has seen his expansive wardrobe become a running joke for Huckabee. Instead of stuffing his clothes in a carry-on like a typically rumpled political operative, Gidley would carefully pack two large suitcases. “We used to say, ‘Hogan, checking a bag means we gotta wait for you to get your stupid bag. Why don’t you just do a carry-on?’ Of course, that wouldn’t work, because he couldn’t carry all the pairs of shoes he needed, and his jackets and shirts, and all the things he needed to make sure he was well-coordinated,” Huckabee said, laughing. “We called him ‘Miss America,’ because only Miss America travels with this much luggage for a short trip.”

His nickname among the press corps is "Wiggy."

R205, that whole article is "Gay Alert!"

What's that on her head?

When I started this thread I expect to see a hot guy. He looks like someone who was homeless the founders way back but life was already too hard on him.

Just another inbred Southerner, except his family had a little money.

Did he get a new ratty Korean wig?

Quite big tits.

^ According to one of those articles, his shirts have to be customed-made to accommodate those big tits!

If I could build a time machine I would jump in and have it take me back to Ole Miss to the basement of the Phi Delt house so I could watch him receive numerous loads of Arkansas baby-batter from the baseball team

Gurl puts the "Miss" in Ole Miss

" and whose late father taught him calligraphy"

Well, I mean whose father hasn't taught him calligraphy?

"No, no... you're holding your implement completely wrong... let me help you..."

It would make a great daddy/son porn film: WHOSE PEN IS THIS?

Just a calligraphy-loving gym rat who's waiting for Ms. Right to come along

I gotta give him his due, the tits are great. Arms are not bad. I guess he's got a lot to make up for with that face

That face is busted.

Ah, the nasty cunt who implied Biden was chasing young girls.

For anyone who's curious about what R222 is talking about, here's an exchange from yesterday where even a Fox News host had to stop Hogan in the middle of a disgusting, slanderous rant about Biden.

Big tits, small brain

Porn name: Chesty Moron

His face is a good 25 years older than his body.

He has an hourglass figure Tina Louise would die for.

[quote]Gurl puts the "Miss" in Ole Miss

And the "F" in "fruity"

He seems like someone who would spell 'boner' as 'bonner'

Who's had him?

[quote]Gurl puts the "Miss" in Ole Miss

R215, you've got it exactly backwards. Dude looks like a 64 year old corporate drone-who-fancies-himself-still-relevant trying to compete with the twenty-somethings, who roll their eyes and try to slip away before he gloms onto their conversation, turning it into a borefest.

Ole Miss Gidley is in dire need of a deep moisturizing facial. But given how he acts and for whom he works? Fuck. Ha.

Needs a new ratty Korean wig

Puke

R205 that article is so delicious I’m savouring it slowly, line by line.

he looks like Geoffrey Bradfield (NY/Palm beach Social Diary decorator, the gay with veneers on the left) with a better trainer.

What's all this nonsense about Hogan being gay? I applaud his masculine fashion choices.

At least he didn't wear a turquoise belt!

Are there no shirtless pics of his tits?

No, it's kind of shocking considering how absurdly vein he clearly is and how his face isn't doing him any favors. You'd think he would want showcase his body at all times.

He’s not aging well here.

He'd look better without the ratty Korean weave

I hate Colbert, but boy he sure ripped this guy a new one in that clip above. It is not an accomplishment to kill a possum.

Are the possums stealing his Muscle Milk???

I'm sure he spends lots of money on his hair.

His hair? What hair? That dead possum on his head?

reminds me of DTM