We Must Acknowledge the Perfection of David Laid

Who can touch him?

Nobody.

Handsome guy and nice body but too perfect for my taste. He's so perfect that he isn't attractive to me if that makes sense. Also, he fucked himself doing steroids so early.

I liken these type of posts to going to a lavish antiques show. After an hour,you just get tired of seeing beautiful things you cant possibly afford.

He looks like he has a child's head superimposed on a roidy muscleman's body.

I just don;t find him attractive, sorry.

[QUOTE]Also, he fucked himself doing steroids so early.

There’s nothing about him that screams steroids to me.

Tragedy in muscle.

His legs look way too big in OPs pic. Overall, I'm not interested in overly muscular guys.

[quote] There’s nothing about him that screams steroids to me.

OH MYRTLE!

R9, he was just flexing them.

Yeah, he didn't do steroids he was just able to put on 50lbs of muscle with no fat and keep the same waist line naturally all by the age of 17.

Dong?

I love his last name: what it's all about.

Il n'est pas laid. But I hope he gets laid.

Face and upper body are great. Those thighs are seriously scary.

[QUOTE]he was just able to put on 50lbs of muscle with no fat and keep the same waist line naturally all by the age of 17.

Yes, it’s called growing into a man. It’s called hormones. Do you know how much testosterone and human growth hormone is surging through his body at that age? He didn’t need to juice, he had buckets of it flowing through his veins already. You just have to eat lots of food and lift heavy weights. It’s not complicated.

He didn’t get that big overnight. It was years in the making.

Does he do anything but narcissize?

[QUOTE]Does he do anything but narcissize?

He’s 19 years old. What do you want him to do, cure cancer?

Well, R21, perhaps he could be getting an education at age 19???

R21 Nice bulge. Hope he gets Laid.......

He’s pretty much perfect and I’ve known about him for awhile, but he either screamed hetero or he was boringly asexual, I can’t recall. Either way, he started to bore me. Without at least some hint of man-on-man, I lose interest pretty quickly.

He's in college R22.

What's his major, R25?

R26, does it really matter?

Of course not, R28. A meathead is a meathead is a meathead. Forgive the fuck out of me for thinking of him in any more elevated manner.

You’re forgiven. Don’t let it happen again.

Goals bro!

[QUOTE]He’s pretty much perfect and I’ve known about him for awhile, but he either screamed hetero or he was boringly asexual, I can’t recall.

It must have been the former. He’s certainly not asexual. He’s a beast in the sheets too.

Dat ass bro

[quote]We Must Acknowledge the Perfection of David Laid

He may be "perfect".......

but he's not perfect for me.

How could he improve for you, R36?

Dropped pie face.

Fug fug fug.

Cartoonish body - it looks great, but I don't know. There's some underlying psychological issue going on - this isn't normal.

[QUOTE]Dropped pie face.

[QUOTE]Fug fug fug.

Oh yes, someone put a bag over his head already. 😂

I wish straight dudes who are in love with themselves, would show off their booties more.

R37 please turn in your gay card on the way out for not recognizing a Grace Jones reference !

Dead Nickelback Eyes there, R40.

R42, we've progressed beyond archaic stereotypes.

Musclebae.

Boy's head on steroid body. Yuck.

So you have R44,and where exactly has that gotten you ? A gay community with zero sense of unity,young gay men and women who are ashamed to be themselves,conformist attitudes towards anyone different,just like your straight "friends",etc. There was a time not so long ago when Grace was all we had,just like each other were all we had. You think your world is better ? Maybe in some respects,but you'll never know what it was like to walk into a bar and it felt like a huge family,you'll never know what it was like to have a world that was full of laughter and art and dancing and singing, just for us ,BY us. You'll never know what it was like to feel special and yes,different. You boring dude bros with your ignorance and self involvement and endless selfies.

Wait a minute. I thought Jeff Seid was the epitome of perfection. Or Patrick Leblanc. Or that German guy who always poses with his muscle bro. I'm so confused!

Hot dude

Boi Roider

[QUOTE]Wait a minute. I thought Jeff Seid was the epitome of perfection. Or Patrick Leblanc. Or that German guy who always poses with his muscle bro. I'm so confused!

King David overruled them.

Until the next musclebro thread comes along (by this time tomorrow at the very latest).

[QUOTE]Until the next musclebro thread comes along (by this time tomorrow at the very latest).

He is the alpha and the omega.

Is there just one fan gurl talking up this boy or what?

r57 is the best pic. He actually has a pretty face. He didn't need to get this 'perfect.'

His shoulders and upper chest are out of proportion to his torso and legs. He's hardly perfect, OP. And his chin is very narrow.

David Laid 25 years from now. BURP.........

Boss

Well he has a great body. I prefer my men to just be fit.

[QUOTE]And his chin is very narrow

😂 You believe this shit? What will these people come up with next?

I don't think I could ever be into someone who's so excessively into themselves. My ideal guy doesn't spend 90% of his time in the gym and the other 10% pouting at himself in the mirror.

Love him

Have you people first stopped for a moment to find out if he is a homophobe or at least someone who doesn't want to be objectify by gay guys?

You know, even though we may not know what their true sexual orientation may be bodybuilders tend to present a homophobic attitude. Gay men are simply too nice of these men but many of then don't reciprocate such kind attention they receive from gay guys even though the whole bodybuilding industry only exists thanks to gay men.

Who gives a shit? I’ll objectify him all I want to. If he doesn’t like it then he shouldn’t be posting all these fucking hot ass pics.

It's pretty clear he does steroids, I mean get real

Nobody,and I do mean nobody,will ever love these boys as much as they love themselves. yeah,they are pretty to look at,but my god what a generation of narcissists!

Yea his body looks great but he's super annoying with the constant showing off. Put your shirt down prick, leave a little to the imagination.

They remind me of insects.

“Laid”means ugly in French. Appropriate.

One for R75:

R67 He's said on ask.fm before that he doesn't have a problem with gays.

R80 I should hope, because so many drool over him.

Generation Selfie

Another for R75:

[quote] There was a time not so long ago when Grace was all we had,

There was never such a time, hon.

You are hysterically exaggerating.

Ashame about the whole “face like dropped pie” thing and all. 😂

Who is he showing off for and who is actully looking at him?

I "Ignored" one post, and suddenly all but 37 posts from this entire thread of 93 posts (including the OP) disappeared!

Imagine that!

[quote]How could he improve for you, [R36]

10 years older, let the body hair grow out and take a year off from the gym would be a start. Not sure if I'd ever be in love with his face though.

I like my men rakish and very sexually dimorphic.

Love this bro!

He's taken it to the point of looking freakish.

Yes, R98. He kind of frightens me. Looking at him makes me feel like having sex, perhaps, but with another guy, not him.

Sexy AF

Il est joli, laid.

Id take R95 over pretty boy ANY day ! yummy !

Has anyone inquired about his verificatia yet?

Those tighty-whities in OP's original post, look like it could use a run through the washing machine with some bleach added.

Dudes should avoid White underwear

Gross

OP's guy couldn't wash R95's guy's jock.

Then you should make a thread for Tom Selleck there, or Mark Harmon or whoever he is. I’m sure many of the old timers would appreciate it.

He looks like a freak. Not. Hot. At. All.

The freakish dimensions are part of what makes him hot. He’s almost unreal.

His over self-objectification as well as his sort of smuggish look are the opposite of sexy.

[quote]The freakish dimensions are part of what makes him hot. He’s almost unreal.

Well, then maybe you should get one of these.

"His over self-objectification as well as his sort of smuggish look are the opposite of sexy."

None of these Instagram hos care whether or not anyone thinks they're sexy. They masturbate to pics of themselves on IG because no one will love them more than themselves.

The fact that they literally have hundreds of thousands of drooling male and female fans constantly telling them how hot they are is validation enough.

OP just discovered David Laid yesterday.

I remember when Dataloungers had breaking news.

If modern day capitalism ever took human form it would be this Laid guy.

He's gross

Gross.

Disgusting.

Foul.

HIS look is wildly popular among young people today. He gets mad ass.

He'll drop dead of a heart attack before he's 30. Or some other vital organ will fail. He's obviously roided out of his mind. Frankly, when you're so swollen you look like you're about to burst open, that's not sexy.

Boss

His overb600,000 followers think he's hot. There are major actors, athletes, and politicians with fewer followers.

What's with this guy and his man panties?

Press Play

[quote]HIS look is wildly popular among young people today. He gets mad ass.

Yeah, the same generation that turned popular music into auto tuned bullshit.

They have HORRIBLE taste.

I'm so glad I'm into average builds and dad bods.

R130, no one cares what you like, son.

Why do I have an overwhelming desire to cram a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts down his throat?

He’d just workout after eating the donuts and turn them into more muscle.

No carbs bro

I find his smuggish look offputting.

Do people think he gets off to himself? He looks narcissistic, but that idea may be a bit of an exaggeration.

Looks freakish....

I don't like his face. WAAAAYYY to feminine and pouty.

What a little girl.

He’s the opposite of sexy. Ugly face, gross, distorted body. OP, you must be a freak yourself if you find that thing hot.

He is approaching 1 million followers for the sole reason people consider him Hot and Goals. He's certified hot by his popularity.

Hey ugly.

Grossly distorted.

Freak.

He needs to fill out a bit with a layer of fat. Men get hot in their mid 30s.

[quote]He needs to fill out a bit with a layer of fat. Men get hot in their mid 30s.

I have a feeling he'll be closer to this at 35 than what you've described.

He has the hypermuscled body of a comic book character.

The more ripped a bodybuilder the less sex drive. Sex drive is affected by dehydration and lack of body fat.

They look all the sex but they are not the sex.

To me, the male body doesn't need to be any bigger, leaner or smoother than this. To me, THIS is perfection.

I wouldn't take a million David Laid's for only one of this guy.

[quote] I have a feeling he'll be closer to this at 35 than what you've described.

My eyes. What have you done to my eyes R147!

[quote] To me, THIS is perfection.

You so right R150. Intact and natural all over!

R150, ewwww. Gross, man.

He's so sculpted and perfect, the conversation from him must verge on cavemen syllables only.

Gross.

Babe

Goals indeed

He has gigantic hands.

Too many muscles. I guess I Iike men who are long and lean.

We don't. More muscle bro!

Love that last pic 💪🏽

Press Play

[quote]Press Play

Press delete.

He's a deformed teenager suffering from body dysmorphia.

Does he do anything besides lift weights? Oops, check that: does he do anything besides lift weights and take selfies?

He was bullied for being skinny.

Bodybuilding is a strange sport, it's all about sexual self-objectification.

[QUOTE]He was bullied for being skinny.

Indeed he was. And this is part of the process for conquering his demons. We should be applauding him for dealing with it in a healthy manner.

He should have dealt with being skinny by posting photos of his hot twink cunt on tumblr.

He talks about the bullying here.

His poor little cocklet with the tiny marble balls - an over-roided capon.

His legs are becoming too muscular - like malformed tree trunks.

You have to remember that he’s a bodybuilder first and foremost. His main goal isn’t looking good to us in selfies—that’s just a pleasant side effect. In the bodybuilding world, which is the one he actually lives in, big legs are a gift from the gods.

R177 Pseudo masturbation.

The problem with trying to overcome bullying and low self-esteem through bodybuilding is that you only find self-worth based on your new appearance and the validation you receive from the outside. But if the newly achieved look goes away you have to deal with the real you.

But I guess I'm fine with it as lon as the bodybuilder is not a homophobic douche in a field that is homoerotic to the core.

Love him

I love that I can pretend to have deep thoughts about body building issues and what they mean to the gay universe all while perving out to photos of a manchild - second hand photos no less.

It seems Bruce Weber has a new muse.

The dangers of too much muscle training.

"It Came From Mars".

[quote]this is part of the process for conquering his demons. We should be applauding him for dealing with it in a healthy manner.

Because nothing says "dealing with it in a healthy manner" like chronicling one's narcissistic,body dysmorphia fueled pursuit of "perfection" by posting incessant photo's of oneself in an obsessive bid for validation, affirmation and acceptance from the very asshole types who would have bullied him in the first place.

You have to change the inside; not the outside in order to find like yourself. I think it is the wrong message being sent that if you change the outside then problem solved.

It's fine if people want to work out and develop their bodies, but that's not the way to like yourself or deal with the world.

People just want to be considered hot. And have hundreds of thousands of Instagram followers.

"People just want to be considered hot. And have hundreds of thousands of Instagram followers."

Add it all together and you still won't have a pot to piss in.

I bet he's popular with girls.

Shredded bro.

He looks deformed

Give me a fucking hot, hairy,thick or lean,NATURAL looking T-shaped dude ANY DAY.

V shaped torsos are SO overrated.

R191, thanks for sharing. You’re more than welcome to make a thread for hairy fat guys.

R191, ewwww dude. Keep that crap off this thread bro.

Yes flex zone

I wish someone would bury him in the sand like that.

As long as he's not a douchey homophobic bodybuilder...

You know they pose for men and look for their approval and still some of then are so stupid not to realise what they do is the very definition of homoeroticism.

As long as you don’t call it “gay” and act masculine, they ads usually cool.

Do you really think heterosexual men can obsess over the muscular bodies of other men like men do when it comes to bodybuilding?

What is the excitement they get from looking at the contraction of muscles that makes them go crazy? Are we going to deny the inherent eroticism of muscle contraction?

The very spectacle is reminiscent of courtship. A group of males showing off their best secondary sex traits. The one considered the "best" (euphemism for attractive) wins the show.

It is interesting how thereating it is when anybody suggests the very likely possibility of homoerotic appeal in most men who like bodybuilding and bodybuilders.

R205 That only applies when someone is gay. When straight men see very fit men, they don't want to have them, they want to be them.

That when they are actually heterosexual, but the vast majority of heterosexual men don't follow male bodybuilding and couldn't care less about looking at muscle men flex their muscles.

Admiration is a balanced and fair interest but most men who watch bodybuilding go beyonf mere admiration. R207

Again I ask, are you going to denny the inherent eroticism of muscle contraction?

R209, mind your business. People are into bodybuilding and admire bodybuilding for different reasons. Your fixation on making people admit homoerotic desire who don’t want to is going nowhere fast.

Who is his bro?

He has Lesbian face.

R215, I think it’s his friend Dylan McKenna.

His family are quite well off.

Exactly, because bodybuilding is the least sexually charged "sport". In fact these pics are taken and posted because it is pure sexless art... like looking at the painting of a tree... R213

very nice

Someone that pretty will never have to work on his own shit and improve as a human being. Pass.

R221

So how are his grades? I fear all the bodybuilding has turned him into a pea brain.

How so? R221

R215 / R217 it is Dylan McKenna. A few years ago, David used to hang out and lift with Dylan and Quinn Vitale. They lived near each other in New Jersey.

Qwin Vitale is Boss.

Bet these lucky lads got to sexually experiment with each other.

DL is the home of pathetic, lazy slobs who do nothing to improve their bodies except to apply chemicals (hair products and skin treatments) and spend fortunes on hair styling. They use the steroid claim to justify their laziness. David does NOT loo like he's on steroids. Where's the terrible acne? Where's the "gyno".? You are so clueless yet so certain. As to working out all day, intensity, not time spent is the key. Less than an hour a day is best. As to David constantly being shirtless, check his videos. He's very seldom shirtless, maybe 30 seconds near the end of a 25 minute video. Unbelievable ignorance and envy here.

R228. You can tell people who don’t regularly lift weights and eat clean. They go around accusing hot buff folks who do of using steroids.

I don't think they sexually experiment with each other, but they do look for the male gaze.

Who knows what they did behind closed doors in high school. It becomes a buried secret among bros once you grow up and move on from it.

Take it to Nifty, R232.

The comments here disparaging exercising to improve the body tell a lot about why Americans are fatter now than ever before. The Greeks had it right, a sound mind in a sound body. DL is about "A fat mind in a fat body"

A healthy body is in no way the sign of a healthy mind, otherwise these msucle men would be the kindest men on Earth and, while they re not the worst men on Earth either, there is a tendendy for aggressiveness and rigid gender roles among them...

I love them

R235 Are you serious? Is that what you think Sound mind in sound body means? Wow.

The issue is really more that they give the illusion of a healthy body because they've achieved what appears to be the ideal of physical perfection. But, as is clear from the fact that a number of these perfect physical specimens just dropped dead this year, if they are poisoning their bodies with a lot of illegal substances, that is not a "healthy body."

Was there ever anymore information about what caused the falling out between him and Qwin? Someone suggested there was some drama there.

R239 David and Dyldo were planning things without Qwin, David's friends were eating his food that he labeled for himself for cutting, and were being pretty loud when he was trying to sleep. Qwin felt a bit unwanted, and when he tried to reach out and talk to them, they were pretty childish and played the victim card and they just avoided Qwin even more. They were even watching his Live streams just to know when he was going to the gym to avoid him thats why he blocked them from IG. Finally the situation was too much for him and his girlfriend and he decided to move out

Jesus, all that testosterone and yet they were behaving like bitchy girls. Thanks R241.

Testosterone only works on the body, R242. Has nothing to do with the brain or emotional stability. If it did, these guys wouldn't be acting like pre-pubescent mean girls.

I...was joking. I mean I know it wasn't a great one, but still...

Qwin and his new bro, Patrick LeBlanc.

(Not really. Qwin was up in Canada for some Jed North promotional deal.)

Qwin has bought a house. Presumably he bought it after he moved out.

Love how all the young muscle straights hang out with each other

Sneer if you will,but that is some grade A red blooded young American dick there in R225's pic ! yummy,and I dont care if they have a brain cell between the 3 of them. Could you just imagine all that,, naked in a pile as you suck on them like a lamprey eel ?

Just imagine what these guys have done...

SO lit bro.

Rubbing those abs

If having a healthy body were the sign of a healthy mind then the muscle world would be the epitome of human kindness which I'm afrait it isn't.

Hot.

Imagine being that perfect at 19.

So are briefs now making a comeback? More and more of these Instagram fitness types seems to be wearing briefs as opposed to the boxerbriefs previously.

He looks better in that pic, in some of his more recent ones he looked too big (for my tastes at least) - having to take a small break from working out whilst travelling has worked well for him I think.

He has a crazy metabolism and a small appetite. He forces himself to eat like a horse to gain size. But the minute he lets off the gas pedal he shrinks real quick. You may like it but he doesn’t so it’s unfortunate for him.

Try Sarms Gains 💪🏽

[quote]So are briefs now making a comeback? More and more of these Instagram fitness types seems to be wearing briefs as opposed to the boxerbriefs previously.

Length doesn't matter. It's all about framing your buttcrack with a designer name.

What would happen if he were to stop? Would he get stretch marks on his shoulders--I mean delts?

R260 Steroids CAUSE the stretch marks. Withdrawal from them doesn't affect them.

R261 All muscle building causes stretch marks, but very rarely in someone of his age.

The stretches are supposed to be caused by sudden muscle growth of a particular muscle. It seems to be that dehydration contributes to those stretches so drink enough water all the time.

Looks like he went with the same exact costume every white male his age did.

Why no dong?

nice body but I think his face is plain looking at best. He looks confused at all times. Patirck LeBlanc has a better body if you want the dumb look

All about the gains bro!

Bodybuilding is the most sexual "sport" out there.

Fore sure R270, most of them are all gay for eachother

BUT not that type of “gay” and never use the word “gay” Around Fitness bros.

Just reflecting on how bodybuilding is simply very sexual after all and I don't most heterosexual men like it or may obsess with these men. It's obvious to me that bodybuilding mainly attracts men whose fascination with the male body has some connections with their sexual passions to any sufficient degree.

Not saying there aren't heterosexual men who follow it and practise it, however, the so-called G4P thing is just a little yet relevant example bodybuilding does indeed appeal to sexual/erotic desires more than to anyhting else. You just have to see and compare to the other face of the coin: gay men don't follow female bodybuilding which is very telling.

But gay men can’t attain the body of female fitness models. Most straight dudes into bodybuilding are seeking to to attain fit and muscular bodies themselves. BODybuilders are gymspiration for them.

Yeah, I could agree on that yet it is still a form of homoerotic fascination with those men R274

But still it is not an activity that speaks to a heterosexual man's senses for obvious reasons, but it does speak to the other men.

I think a lot of these guys actually are bi at least though. I think this whole era of "asthetics" came from guys who didn't know how to express their attraction Zyzz. The comments other bodybuilders posted on his shit was as gay as anything Ive read on DL lol

I'd suggest more like bi-curious if anything.

A lot of guys look and admire other dudes’ physiques in a competitive motivating way. These men want to be Alphas and compare themselves to other men to motivate themselves in the gym, and on the juice.

This being DL, nobody's going to say anything about the name "Qwin?" That's even worse than Jaxon

What an unfortunate creature.

Why do you think this activity is still so homophobic? Because every man in it is completely aware of how homoerotic everything about it is.

He looks better with clothes on but still zero sex appeal. However, I have no doubt that he fucks whoever whenever he wants.

[QUOTE]However, I have no doubt that he fucks whoever whenever he wants.

Including you if he asked.

I don't think he fucks whoever he wants except of it is a woman, but he does enjoy showing off for men to see and fantasise.

On Tumblr.

They follow him.

Thank you for a thread that made me smile instead of a litany of threads revealing how all of my Hollywood heroes raped people.

Aaron Fuller is hot but the list is too white

the same tired shtick: muscle-bound millennial who seems to do nothing but lift weights and take selfies posing in the mirror and post on instagram/snapchat with some stupid message and wait for their adoring "followers" to tell them how gorgeous and hot they look. STUPID AND BORING.

But when big muscles deinflate people leave them alone and they are back to reality.

MOre hot buff bros! 💪🏽

Nothing homoerotic about that photo.

Do we get to see David in underwear even more often then? With better photos than mirror selfies? I'm on board.

The homoerotic appeal is in that they are wearing only underwear to reveal the muscles and penis line so that gay guys look at them. The puppies are there to soften the sexuallly-charged atmosphere, otherwise it would look too homosexual for a general public.

He's got a new video with lots of shirtless.

Is this him?

R297 Yes it is. That's from his new video.

I want to know more about noodles and beef’s bigorexia. He’s so fascinating.

It looks like a very homoerotic video judging from the gifs, to be honest. Do hetero fans of bodybuilding like to watch these things? R298

His legs in the puppy photo are fucking fantastic. And better than almost every other model in that pic, save for -- perhaps -- the one guy on the bed in the grey briefs.

I have a hard time believing heterosexual men can be obsessed with bodybuilding. I mean when you spend so much time looking at these men almost naked spending your money on bodybuilding shows and bodybuilding expos and you have posters on your wall with these men and etc. it is most likely because either consciously or subconsciously you are turned on by the male body.

All a bodybuilder does on stage is flaunting his secondary sex traits is very suggesitve ways. If you like that then it is most likely not 100% heterosexuality.

R302, you keep repeating that. Give it a rest, bro.

Chromecast is useless for iphones

Such a tiny cock.

I have nevr seen his cock, but that's a heterosexual cock anyway.

He just flaunts his muscles in front of men to boost his ego.

Boss

The lack of openly and prund gay muscle men shows homosexuality is still a stigma.

Even if these heterosexual muscle men enjoy the gay gaze or the male gaze in general which I'm pretty sure many actually do enjoy they usually have to act a bit smuggish in order to retain their heterosexual status in the eyes of others.

$10 says OP is david laid.

Or course homosexuality is still a huge stigma. In the muscle and fitness bro community as elsewhere , gay identity is viewed as for weak, girly, unmanly men. Men who bodybuild tend to Believe in strict conventional gender roles, and gay men are viewed as anathema to their Alpha male idolization. It’s not so much sameSex sex that spooks them, it’s moreso the view that gay men act girly and unmanly.

Yeah, however bodybuilding and many principals of masculinity were provided by men who loved men. It's only in recent history that these visions of masculinity have been re-written to favour a heterosexual idea about them.

Bodybuilding and the apiration to be athletic and strong were homosexually conceived and celebrated, to give an example.

Dudes toddy don’r know or care about ancient history. It’s all about what’s cool now.

Dudes today don’t

In ancient times, they didn’t have gay culture portraying gay men as into divas, gender bending, drag queens, “girlfriend” personas, etc.

Most men who do bodybuilding today don't know that this ideal of male beauty and masculinity is a homosexual concept, ideal and aspiration.

And they don’t care to know

Dfddsd

About the photo in R293... don't see any blacks or asians in that photo. where are all the DLers shouting RACISM!

Of course the Vic Tayback crowd has to show up and screech their disdain

Living only for the IG pic to get views makes it a turn-off and it makes him look like a shallow guy and one-dimensional.

Interesting...

R293 No jokes, that pic looks like a catalog for wealthy gentleman (and by Bruce Weber no less lol). How many in the pic are up for renting?

“Nothing gets between me...and my mirror.”

—David Laid

Probably none, R328.

Incredible bro 💪🏽

Excessive self-centrism around his physical appearance is in fact a turnoff.

Luckily you wouldn't stand a chance with him, R333.

I perfectly understand he is heterosexual so it is not like I want him to do me and he is not exactly the kind of man I dream of. R335

I love muscles an I love it when a man knows how to exhibit them and project sensuality, but this guy seems excessively absorbed by his looks. He doesn't seem to have anything else to do other than living for the IG pic and likes.

I'm not saying to him "don't show it off". I just think when one overuses something it loses appeal.

Would it kill him to post pictures with normal people? Does he not have a family?

DLers are really obsessed with these Ken Dolls.

He's been absorbed by IG and is dependent on external validation way too much.

R333, not to Millions of us. You are the weird one.

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More

RAW sexual heat

Shades of James Deen

Austin Wolf follows him on IG.

It would be news if he followed Austin Wolf.

Austin likes them twink-looking.

.....

IDK I sense some narcissism from this guy, idk just a hunch.

He doesn’t seem narcissistic to me.

imagine the thousands of dollars thrown at him from hwood bigwigs and heads of state.

roids pay off !

go git em son while u can.

Hot damn bro

He's like a younger version of Jeff Seid, at least facially speaking.

Hopefully not as douchey R356

He def took Jeff’s spot.

Some here said that apparently he isn't a homophobe as Jeff is. R357

Jeff, you get almost naked for other men.

He can dead-lift 650 lbs.!!??

Roidy body, small balls.

Shut up r363

Sorry if you like that sort of thing, OP, but he looks kind of freakish and distorted to me.

Liking muscles is natural nd normal. Muscularity is an aspect of male attractivenes and they are suppose to make people aroused.

Hot AF

Ooooh

His friend Doug Censor is hotter

[quote]Hot AF

You know you're allowed to say "as fuck" on Datalounge, right?

The perfection cannot be acknowledged until it is seen in its totality.

Censor is not as hot

Can we acknowledge the perfection of David getting laid?

We can if a sex tape leaks. Or if he ends up on chaturbate drunk with his bitch one night.

David has a better body and is taller, Censor has a better face

A sex tape fucking a woman would be unfulfilling for me.

Before roids, after roids.

R44: Mary!

R378 Also puberty

[QUOTE]Also puberty

😂 “Before his testicles dropped, after his testicles dropped”

What I wouldn’t give to see them fucking.

Not heterosexual sex.

Ewww. One of them is a girl, r381.

A hot girl. Love watching musclebros fuck hot bitches.

Nope, no girls allowed.

You’re just jealous cause she gets so much musclebro dick.

Not jelous; just our natural need to see two men in bed.

He’s huge now.

When does he make his porn debut?

Very sexy guy.

[QUOTE]When does he make his porn debut?

Unfortunately we’ll never be lucky enough to see that.

I didn't know about him before, but looked around, and seems on muscle websites, based on the information he's provided, the weight gains and measurements seem likely he's used steroids.

No shit

I'm shocked. Shocked!

Interesting how we people react to muscles. Apart from reading sex about them we also tend to place these men at the top even if inside insecurity and low self-esteem is going on.

Very good looking. The read hair is awesome.

The Russian genes are starting to show.

Is there a point where these guys should say "you know what, I'm big enough maybe i'll stop and mantain before I look like a freak"

Men competing for who looks better. They're bound to want more and mroe muscle. Bodybuilding is men competing for looks and when a bigger one comes in the others may feel jealous or overshadowed.

How closeted homoeroticism and homophobia are found in the same place a the same time.

Have a read.

does the fool know the damage roids do to the body??? his kids may be born with heart probs....

sad

Why do the kids inject the roids so much and so early? for attention and $ ? odd state of affairs I must say.

Queen Victoria would never have approved, nor Diana....

The length some go to to compensate for small dick.

does he know people laff at him?

Where’s the perfect cock?

This is his stepdad.

Nice bro

Pull downs

I'm in the camp that wouldn't touch it with a 10-foot pole. Give me a fit, normally muscled, middle-aged guy any day. A freakish build isn't hot.

R409, obviously a huge percentage of people disagree with you, so kick rocks

HE AINT CHEAP

BUT HIS HOT CUNT IS WORTH EVERY FRANKLIN

TRUST

Dreams come true

Step dad is hot.

That seems to be an erotic family.

OP, I think I've been clear about how I feel about men like this.

The women in that family may feel neglected since all the sex appeal and attention revolve around the men.

Still no Onlyfans.

Onlyfans is for porn.

Which is what he should be doing

Good. He isn’t keeping his image untainted from the low morals and debauchery of OnlyFans

But I bet you still like looking at sexy men naked, right? R420

Gross

Gross?

Qwin's talking about their spat.

David is just cocky enough for it to be hot and not off putting

Isn't he dead yet?

Qwin and Dyldo have become friends again.

I would drink his bath water

Qwin is sizzling

That's perfect OP? That's perfectly grotesque.

He just gets hotter and hotter

Perfect

R427, guess he got his man back.

He inspires me to lift more

He inspires me to fuck someone who lifts

Uh okay dude

Bump

Great traps

Great everything

Someone crapped on Qwin's bed.

He’s awesome

Dylan McKenna

Bump

He’s such a bae

I could drink his bath water

Superficial life might we say?

His smallest and biggest problem is physical appearance and his days revolve around his body, his body and his body. Naturally you be turned on by him physically the first time, but some little interaction and you may lose interest.

Not me bro

Serious perfection

r337 = typical hater

Amazeballs

More!

Great body but too ugly to be so vain

he reminds me of alam wernick

whom im told was davids hero and icon.

theyr so cute together at the gym

"Just got back from Toronto...."

Just got back from Toronto and couldn't wait to snap pics of my beautiful self and trying to drum up business for my Instaho career.

No one calls it Frisco

STOP trying to make Frisco happen!

He does seem to like showing off his bulge

How tall is he?

she's hideous

on DL, one thing ur not permitted to do is say how a person should act, be, exist or write. its a free zone honey and all god's abbreviations are so welcome...

ev one I know in frisco says,,,,frisco

im 4th generation frisco boy...even my granny uses it, she says it has a fun cozy sound to it, and that mark twain was the one who said it often., , and herb caen. …. and the gettys…..Isabel gump. etc, on pacific heights is the only way to love the town, with nicky names ...

^^^ Next time one of you queens wants to use Frisco read this post. Is that really how you want to come across?

you sound like my aunt mildred, she was a old school teacher who wacked ur hands if u said da wrong ting...

friso whack!

Less bitching more pics of David

Thank you r465!

David and his friend Faze

^^^ I've always found Doug much hotter

But David is more willing to show off the goods

He's got a bit potato faced as he's got older, it's the Russian genes.

I’ve noticed that a lot of these teen muscle bros aren’t aging well in the face as they get into their 20’s.

Eh, I'm sure David will be fine at least through his 20s. And then he'll be more ruggedly handsome later on.

Dylan Mckenna was always ugly af, his stans were delusional from day one. David had a meh face that was cute because it was babyish. When he gets to really low bodyfat percentages and loses far off his face he looks unnactractive

At least he won't morph into a potato like some bodybuilders

He lacks sex appeal. He poses as sexless as mannequin.

Not to me

Boss

Oh, e-fucking-nough with Tumblr, queen.

oh my

Does he escort or gay for pay?

Neither. If you want him, you’ll have to rape him.

When they look pose like dolls they lose all sex appeal. The charm of bodybuilding is precisely projecting what the body suggests, stength and lots of sex drve.

WHY the bizarre obsession with escorting here?

David Laid's Body Is Too Much For This World

Because r482 it is massively on the increase in recent years especially on the gay' scene'.

Evidence of that assertion?

How do you know that? if anythng, bodybuilders seem to hate gay men; no matter how much they exhibit their bodies in front of other men.

I would like to state yet again my preferences regarding men with too many muscles...

r485 You don't think escorting is on the increase and less taboo??Open your eyes!

They don’t hate gay men; they just don’t like flamboyant gay men who try to overtly or publicly insinuate they are gay or open to prostitution. They dislike people who who don’t respect boundaries and self-identity

Yes bedcause bodybuilders are the face of self-dignity and modesty, above mortal gays.

Huh?

Oh shut the fuck up, R488. The world isn't porn.

R488, most of us don’t live amongst smutty people

It is interesting that when talking about bodybuilding gays are always thought of as "clients", sponsors while consciously omitting that there are lots of bodybuilders who are gay. They think gays don't belong in the *select* group of muscle men and should stay away from the industry.

Lots of bodybuilders who are gay? Like who?

Honeychile, if THAT'S your idea of perfection.....bon appetit.

He is so Gymspiring!

Has the Alam troll tasted this guy's cunt lips?

He seems to really enjoy showing off that bulge. Which is strange because it's not particularly impressive.

I have absolutely no problem with him showing off his bulge

Emblematic of the male fitness and aesthetics community

Popped out delts are the number one tell that someone's juicing. His delts be poppin.

Still no dick. Sad.

Not the type for dick pics. His channel is very successful and he doesn't seem super thirsty

His Instagram seems pretty thirsty

Fast forward to 9:35

Hot as ever

Sexy

Sexiless.

More!

latest

He really likes showing off that bulge

Wonderful bro

Keeps getting better

No one is perfect.

I think he peaked facially about two years ago.

I'm peaking right now!

He is beyond beautiful, especially in photos and vids where he has a decent haircut. In some of the older ones, he...doesn't. But the body is always breathtaking.

He looks like a Greek god in the photo at R518.

Can only imagine what it's like to be him.

Here is some video of David being assed by a chiropractor -- unfortunately not a massage therapist. Can you imagine?

While I generally don’t like bodybuilders, this guy’s model quality face and smooth trim body is amazing g

[quote]Here is some video of David being assed by a chiropractor

Really sorry, I meant to type "assessed." And it really was a mistake!

the beauty continues...I'm amazed he is so tall

Just found this thread, started reading at first post. Totally agree with R6. He just looks odd.

R6 and R526, good thing for you both that you can post here anonymously, because if anyone knew your identity, they'd consider you insane for thinking that a young man who's close to physical perfection looks "odd."

He's good looking in the face but I don't see male model face. Nope.

Off to Germany

So hot

He loves to tease. Even though his bulge is tiny

I love muscle guys with tiny meat

Qwin's got a sex video.

His bod is fantastic but he's got feminine lady face. Kate McKinnon could play him on snl.

The new video with James English was hot as hell

Towel

Ah, il esteroidi

So hot

Somebody likes all those bumps on his stomach?

[quote]Somebody likes all those bumps on his stomach?

Yes, lots of people do. What a ridiculous comment.

I love his physique

Sex video on LPSG.

Bro is goals 💪🏾

LPSG deleted the thread so it was definitely him.

r542 did you save it?

Oh my

Was it saved?

https://imgur.com/a/R67X3AV

Your hero

I want to get Laid. Thanks, r549.

R549 But is he marching in the straight pride parade?

How do those videos end up being leaked?

Had to delete the pic as he was under age in it, so watch if you repost.

The underage thing is speculation on LPSG. All his lawyers told the owners was that he didn't want them sharing his stuff anymore.

If he filmed it it is likely he wanted people to see it. Maybe not now, but filming yourself having sex reeks exhibitionism (although that was clear from showing off his muscles) and exhibitionism is never satisfied until someone looks at it.

R555, you are the type who justifies horrible things

What a paranoid and your wrong conclusions. I simply stated a fact about people filming themselves having sex R556

he hasn't insta'd much since this revelation! I hate you all! My spank bank is empty!

FUCK I missed this, can anyone repost here?

Legitimately furious at DL for bumping this thread off my watch list due to the new changes. More than a year with nothing of importance on this thread and now I miss the best thing that ever happened. Ugh.

Also bullshit he was underage and this pic is just now leaking out. His lawyers said that because no one can prove them wrong and it successfully gets the videos taken down

It was a skinny dick with an upward tilt. Y'all didn't miss much.

R561 do you have it? Please share.

Do you guys think David would show off his bulge more or less if his dick wasn't so small?

His dick is pretty big, R563.

Love his slutty poses. Thank god for hot men.

He has more of a feminine look but I wasn't expecting such a stiff erection judging by that pic above.

Don't get me wrong. I adore him, he's amazing. And if he was gay, Id be the first one on all fours.

But his dick is below average. Though it does look like it gets pretty hard.

Bodybuilding, a sport? No. It's all about looks and sex.

[QUOTE]But his dick is below average. Though it does look like it gets pretty hard.

This is below average?

r569 do you have the video with his GF? Please share! Please!

r569 Ill admit he's a grower but thats still just average at best. It's got a nice curve to it though that I bet feels amazing

Yes, R569. That is below average. Have you seen what guys are packing now in days? I mean, this guerito is clearly all roieded out of his mind. But whatever, that is not a big dick bro.

How old is he?

Nice dong, r569.

R573 He's 21

And where is the video then?

Remember?

Go to 2:08 for r577 to make sense.

Where is this Qwin sex tape?

The Qwin video never emerged beyond that screenshot.

Anyway, he couldn't even care less about you, gay boys. He only wants girls' eyes on him.

Beauty

Qwin had a sex tape?

Bump

Hey look...something for the feet lovers!

Feet are beautiful like the rest of him. I wonder what it's like going through life looking like that

yeah R586 I'll never know either...

Sexy bro

So fucking hot.

So where's this Qwin sex tape?

I mean...

Come on

Lately, I have come to think bodybuilders going so easily fully nude and sometimes exposing their sex encounters is more than simply trying to get money from them, I think they are trying to assert alpha maleness. The muscular physique is not complete if it doesn't receive sexual attention, attracts sexual intercourse and is praised as the epitome of masculine attractiveness.

If in the recent past bodybuilders going fuly nude and having sex on cam was regarded as shameful today it's a sign of alpha maleness.

Duh, the entire male aesthetics revolution is about exuding Alpha identity

With only 6 post left, I'm going start a new thread

Yay bro

Yay bro

Damn, David. Those legs. And then watching his ass doing squats.

Who keeps his sex video locked?

Part Two