I am eating an In n' Out double-double cheeseburger right out in my car!

what does "animal style" mean?

Yes I am

It means OP is a fag pig whose car reeks of burnt flesh!

(But In n Out is delish.)

No. I'm not jealous, OP. I don't go to fast food joints anymore after hearing about too many stories like this:

Can you imagine being OP and having people walking past point at laugh at the fat hog chowing down in his beater car?

Yes.

I love that OP is calorie-consciouss enough to drink Diet Coke!

I've never had an in n out burger. But I'm so hungry all the time that, yes, I am very jealous.

*conscious

What did your date say when you went for your 3rd free soda refill ?

The additional calories in the regular Coke, would ultimately be less fattening.

Dear Lord in Heaven!

I'm sad to say that the in and out burgers aren't as good as they used to be...

Dr. Now will be very disappointed in you, OP.

The idea of eating a fat and cholesterol bomb along with a big dose of artificial sweetener and artificial color in a soda is not very appealing.

I think I'll go to the one in La Quinta tomorrow.

So the OP's next john will get both a greasy onion smear on his cock from the blow job and a cheese-laden beef-fudge ring on his cock from fucking the OP.

Disgusting.

Whores should tailor their diets to what the professional use of their orifices dictates.

Yes. Totally jealous. I ❤️ In-n-Oit

OP, can I have all your stuff? You know that shit is gonna kill you, so I wanted to put my bid in early.

R5 I worked at McDonald's as a teen, let me assure you that at least half the people who go through drive thru then chow down in the car park in their cars. Only people going to buy more burgers are walking past. Its like a non judgemental haven for people with awful diets.

This only thing missing is you masturbating in the parking lot of your temp job.

I love the OP. I watch your show every day!

Carla Bruni does not eat in her car.

OP, that sounds completely vile. What do you weigh 250-300 pounds? If you do, I'm sure none of that weight is muscle.

In this day and age with such tasty healthy food choices, I honestly cannot understand how anyone still eats junk food. Heathy food can be very delicious.

Diet soda, chemicals much? It all sounds so gross! No wonder healthcare premiums are so high, people keep eating shit, don't exercise and basically don't give a shit.

Not jealous because today I went to Cecilia's Cafe in downtown Albuquerque and had the most delicious burger I've eaten in my life.

[quote]I am eating an In n' Out double-double cheeseburger right out in my car!

I suspect you actually haven't been able to get out of your car for about 3 years.

I can't find that thread @R11

[quote]I suspect you actually haven't been able to get out of your car for about 3 years.

OP is the Gayle Laverne Grinds of Cars!

Most DL regulars will remember Gayle's sad story.

Such prissiness. I worship OP and I worship cheeseburgers.

[quote] OP: Jealous?

It depends. Did you ask them to hold the pickle? And did they? It matters!

OP, no I'm not jealous. I love In N Out, but to eat in your car? That burger and fries smell would get sucked into the leather of my Mercedes.

Enjoy though, you only live once.

Oh look everybody, I found a gif of OP!

My condolences, OP. All In N Out food is withered and tastes like the shitty peanut oil it's fried in. Gross.

Nah last time i ate that shit i ended up throwing up all night, not fun!

Can I have your things?

You're a hair hopper, OP!

Is In & Out a West Coast thing? We don't have them here (South).

Yes, R39. California chain that has expanded to Arizona, Texas, maybe a few other states

To this we've come.

I thought What-a-Burger is the State Burger of Texas, just like their State Car is the Chevy Suburban.

I am not gonna lie. Whenever I visit LA, that's one of the first things I eat.

Londoners like it, too.

You're slightly better off at In-N-Out than McDonald's, but not by much. Both have the same secret ingredient - salt. Also make sure you add some fat. That's why it's so important to use American cheese.

For your viewing pleasure as you have your In-N=Out burger. The meat which has probably traveled all the way from India. Talk about outsourcing.

That is RIDICULOUS, r44?! Do Londoners not have anything better to do than stand in queue for hours?

For a fucking American hamburger?!

I say, old top!

R17, I’m in Rancho Mirage. Always animal style for me. My In-N-Out is just a hop across the 10, but I only eat there two or three times a year.

We’re also getting a Krispy Creme on Monterey and Dinah Shore. Which will be another two or three times a year.

I’m addicted to Haus of Poké on Bob Hope and 111. Expensive, but so good. Try the lemongrass sauce. Mmmm.

In N Out is probably the most healthy of the fast food places. Nothing frozen (they don't even have freezers) potatoes are plain with no artificial crap and NO the meat does not come from India.

Plus, they pay a living wage.

[quote]Its like a non judgemental haven for people with awful diets.

Ffsst I wish. A few months ago I went to a McD's and some family at a table scoffed at us eating fries. I'm almost certain they were chugging those fake milkshakes while giving me the side-eye over french fries! At least the fries are food. Those shakes are... not. Industrial foaming bathroom cleaner with vanilla flavoring added, I suspect.

Jesus fucking christ if I was stuck at a party with r25 I would hang myself like the little old lady in Airplane!

The fries are great at McDs. Only 19 ingredients besides the potatoes.

Yeah but 12 ingredients are salt, so.

No, I like a clean car that doesn't stink.

Is OP as fierce as she is? I love her. OP, you should record yourself eating next time.

lol.

You fatties will put anything in your mouths.

If we didn't you'd never get any head, R56

R48 - how do you know the meat doesn't come from India? I can tell you this even if the meat doesn't come from India it comes from some confinement facility. They may not add anything to the meat themselves, but it has plenty of additives in there. Probably a nice dose of antibiotics.

You do the nutrition comparisons yourself. Not much difference between In-n-Out burgers and other fast food places.

Probably got bleach 'n' pink slime in it!

[quote] Probably got bleach 'n' pink slime in it!

We're talking about In n Out, R59, not your mom's pussy.

Pshaw, you're such a card, r60. My mother's dead, you butthole!

Well that explains the condition of her pussy then.

I've made it through guys watching a marathon of almost 2 decades old episodes of Queer as Folk, guys who got to see hot celebrity's cocks and maybe even had sex with them (supposedly), and guys that hung around backstage with the cast after the premiere of the Wizard of Oz without being jealous after they asked, but this time I truly am jealous. No In' N 'Out Burgers within probably 1800 miles of me.

I'd give both of R35's balls and the 2 fingers he uses to type with for one of their burgers.

Just out of curiosity R63 - what's so special about adding lots of salt and topping a burger with American cheese? Seems to me you could do that in your home. I understand that adding the amount of salt they do your burger, might be hard to stomach. But go for it.

Sorry R61, I just had to.

Most if you know nothing about In N Out, that much is clear.

In-n-Out pop-up sells out in 5 minutes in Singapore.

In-n-Out sells out in 10 minutes flat in Sydney, Australia.

I would skip the fries and have a chocolate shake.

In Dublin, Ireland for a couple of hours.

You type fat, OP. I'm just kidding, I had a burger and fries yesterday too. Only costed me 20 dollars, no joke. It's normal price here in Norway. Then again, I had it at a restaurant. You can get burger and fries for half that at Burger King or McDonalds, normal price at fast food places is like 10 dollars.

Actually, I am jealous. I can only eat In n Out when I'm visiting back home. Luckily, I live in Atlanta and it's a great food city now.

No not jealous.

I could not gag it down. Nor could I consume diet coke. Disgusting.

A bypass scar on the chest looks so hot!

I don't want clogged arteries, diabetes and a fupa. So no fatty I'm not jealous. You have to laugh a people like op that put three thousand calories in a fast food joint and order diet coke.

R74 But it fades to nothing in three years!! Yay!!

Oh ffs, it's how often you eat it that's the kicker here. If you eat it once a month that's not as bad as eating it every day. I eat a burger maybe at most every other month. I highly doubt that will make me die from a heart attack.

Can't let the burgers interfere with your daily antiretrovirals. Yeah, burgers are the real problem.

R66 - share with us what we don't know. Already established lots of salt and fat. Now take it from there.

OP is noted In n' Out enthusiast and DListed gossip whore Michael K.

OP if you eat your burger standing up it won't catch on anything and will pass through you. ( I used to tell this to all the fraus in my office, they agreed and usually got a second helping!)

Are you serious, R81?

Between this thread, the lasagna thread and pasta threads, all I can gather is that the average DLer must weigh at least 350 lbs!

Why do you think caftans are the outfit of choice on DL,R83?

R1:

[quote] An Animal Style burger also includes extra Thousand Island spread, mustard grilled patties, and extra pickles. Animal Style fries, on the other hand, are topped with cheese, spread, and grilled onions.

Did OP have a heart attack yet?

Op was found dead in a ditch with grease stains in his wouth, had to be removed via forklift.

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Yes R82

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It's truly amazing the crap food most of Americans eat. Even immigrants who've assimilated eat garbage.

I worked with a Chinese guy from China, who was actually great cook, yet he ate crap daily. He would eat MacDonalds, Arby's or Burger King everyday. He ended up gaining a lot of weight, he then had a heart attack at 38! He needed some kind of heart surgery where they took a vein out of his leg. You bet your ass when he finally came back to work, he was eating healthy food, lots of vegetables and he was also cooking his own lunch in the office kitchen when he had extra time.

There is no excuse to consume such garbage.

A few years ago, a female friend and her husband took a cross country trip across the US by car, she joked, "Once you get into Middle America, it's amazing how fat these people are, even their damn dogs are fat! In some of these states, the average size for a woman must be 16-18 and they think that's completely normal."

The way she described these people, they sounded like the slobs at The People of Walmart website!

Guess you're not bottoming tonight and you must already be too obese to care.

Just remember all of you out there that are "too good" for fast food types will one be dead just like everyone else.

OP, chowing down. OP must surely have all the fast food places on speed dial. Love your Nightmare Before Christmas decor.

mmmmmm, goooood! yum BURP!

I only eat grass fed beef from happy cows and never the bun. No cheese either and no bacon. Ugh. Bacon comes from swine. I put some fresh ketchup on it prepared from organic tomatoes, and pickles made from organic cucumbers and I'm fine. I do this once a year and have no side effects.

OP types fat.

Hope you shart.

I heard about in n out burger all the time when I lived out west. Eventually I ran across one while traveling and just had to go try it. What a disappointment. It tasted like a sonic hamburger you can get anywhere. I worked with someone who just had to get crispy cream donuts once (she was pretty fat). I tried one. Tasted exactly like the frozen donuts you can buy in the freezer section of the grocery store and heat up in the oven. They were ok but it was not the crack cocaine she made it out to be. Another disappointment. I like a certain food that is only made in my hometown and just like me when I give them some they aren’t impressed. People might be eating their past memories rather than great tasting food. Ever tried those nasty anice fish the Sweeds eat? They know nobody else will eat them but they do cuz that is what they ate as kids. Why the hell would someone choke down diet soda with their common tasting dead animal?

Last Saturday, I had breakfast at Burger King, lunch at Wendy's and dinner at Jack in the Box. Used two coupons and the other was a special. All three meals came to a total $13.04, great deal!

Why do pitiful people eat alone in their cars? What's wrong with taking a seat inside the restaurant?

R101 most are too lazy and obese to get out of their car.

I can't stand the sight of fake cheese. It's so shiny, and neon.

I never eat in my car. That's one reason I never go to Sonic or the In-N-Outs around me -- they don't have inside seating. I never go to the drive-thru either, unless I'm just getting a soda.

Actually, I am. But I cannot imagine why you would treat yourself to all that but have a Diet Coke and not a real Coke. Do you think teh Aspertame will somehow negatively counteract all the carbs and cheese and meat fat?

[quote] A few years ago, a female friend and her husband took a cross country trip across the US by car, she joked, "Once you get into Middle America, it's amazing how fat these people are, even their damn dogs are fat! In some of these states, the average size for a woman must be 16-18 and they think that's completely normal." The way she described these people, they sounded like the slobs at The People of Walmart website!

Little houses!

Anice, r99?

^ yes. And then covered in salt.

I just ate

I seriously think food blogs are partly guilty in people getting fat. Like seriously.. I see all this delicious food and want it. I'm not even fat, but I get these cravings when I see pics of yummy food. I had to unfollow a "food porn" twitter account because it was just too tempting :(

Good luck pooping after that

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Double-double?

Couldn't you just pick a regular cheeseburger you fattie??

Why doesn't In n Out expand to other states?

"In n' Out Burger" is a good description of your wreck of an anus.

Good luck being "healthy" with that DIet Coke, OP

[quote]Why doesn't In n Out expand to other states?

Because they're all company-owned (no franchises.) And they only use fresh ingredients, so all of their stores have to be within a reasonable distance of one of their distribution centers.