Cute pocket gay Thomas Joseph

I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating artisanal buckwheat crisp-bread.

I'd take both. I'm a grown-up.

He's just my type!

Ask him to make pho for you. Apparently, he's quite the master.

Blech

His Instagram account is 99% food porn:

Making baklava with parolee Martha Stewart:

He's cute. As long as he doesn't talk.

He is cute and clearly gayer than Paris in spring

Dan Souza makes my dick hard. This guy, not so much.

A man that cute, short and good in the kitchen gets a pass for the prissy voice.

Dan Souza is a ratfaced spaz. You have no taste.

he better be a power bottom

I'd fuck him in his apron, right in front of her salad!

I've met him through work. He's super cute in person, is indeed a hair on the fem side, and I'd say just a tiny bit of a catty edge to his manner. He is perhaps 5'8".

[quote]Ask him to make pho for you. Apparently, he's quite the master.

I want to fuck him bare-assed in an apron while he prepares the herbs.

5'8" for those of us pocket gay admirers is sadly not that short

What are the height requirements for a pocket gay?

What a cutey.

And What a great combo. For me, the world's most beautiful men are either Italians or Lebanese. His being a combo is unbeatable.

[quote]For me, the world's most beautiful men are either Italians or Lebanese.

Agreed.

Pocket gays should be between 5'4"- 5'7". Shorter than 5'4" is midget territory.

[quote] I want to fuck him bare-assed in an apron while he prepares the herbs.

OK Martha Stewart, you really shouldn't be talking so crudely about your TV guests this way!

I want to fuck him whiles he's flaming a meringue!

I hadn't heard of this dear young man, Thomas Joseph, until this post. So, just now I watched a YouTube of him making a yellow cake. Something about "kitchen conundrums". I noticed that Thomas likes to enunciate his words. (Nothing wrong with this, only an observation.) He did a fine job, but I'll remain true to Dan and continue to wonder if he wears boxers or briefs. (I'm thinking Dan wears boxers with a pattern of little dachshunds while Thomas wears tighty-whities.)

I like each of them equally, and would be happy to be DPed by them.

Both cute but I give the edge to Thomas. What's with Dan's mouth? Stroke? Bell's Palsy?

So cute, yet so hairy.

Just what I like.

Who is that in r19?

Not zero-sum. I can like both Thomas and Dan.

And I DO like both Thomas and Dan.

I love both of them. And they both really there stuff.

Thomas has ballooned up over the past 6 months, but I still would chow down on his ass.

[quote]Thomas has ballooned up over the past 6 months

He has? Link please.

R19's image is of DL fave Garrett Clayton, Lebanese-American from Dearborn, MI.

Definitely has a hairy, musky hole, with a slight hint of marjoram

If he works for Martha you know for sure he is a submissive bottom

R33 Anne will you post your professional opinion about a Steve McQueen’s hole on that thread? Much appreciated!

He's gotten fat? Unless those Kitchen Conundrum videos are recorded months in advance (they probably are) he still looks okay.

He's gained about twenty pounds since he started Kitchen Conundrums, but the apron hides the burgeoning hips and midsection and the stubble hides the occasional double chin -- for now.

I haven't seen the photos/videos of him recently having ballooned.

But if any of us want him, ladies, we better get him soon. Soon those genes will kick in and he'll be the size of a house. The added weight looks good now -- it gives him a much needed dose of masc -- and another twenty pounds wouldn't hurt. But James Gandolfini territory looms in twenty years time.

Martha's a dom-top if ever there was one.

I'd love to run my tongue through the Mediterranean forest that is his chest. Bet he has huge nips.

Younger and slightly thinner. Does he dye his hair chestnut brown. I think it's naturally darker.

I knew a 5’3 midget fag and “he” had rancid DENTURE ODOR! People ran away from her like she had Godzilla dragon breath!!

Take your meds hon ^^^