Amish Mugshots

Is this what is meant by "hat hair"?

Amish or hipsters?

Oh my beeswax, what gorgeousness

Zeke and Ebinizer appear to be in trouble.

Sexual abuse & incest is not uncommon in Amish/Mennonite communities. Not sure if that's what this bunch was in the jug for (unlikely since it's very under-reported), but they give new meaning to "kissing your sister"

They care more about being photographed than accused of the crime. The Bible warns of "Graven Images."

Amish women also have mugshots.

This is not Mama's idea of caged meat, boys!

Mug shots or cadaver shots?

Are the Emo Phillips bangs a requirement for the young men?

Well, those certainly aren't the hot Amish boys being raved about on the other thread.

That pic in R12 reminds me of a toy I had when I was a kid, the one with a face and a bunch of magnetic shavings that you could rearrange with the magnet into different hairstyles and so on. Anyone else remember those?

Not all of the guys on "Breaking Amish" were cute.

Especially that Mose Gingerich

I didnt think it was possible to post pictures of 8 men and not a single one I would fuck. I always can find something to intrigue me,but that crew,oy vey !

Wasn't The Office's Dwight and his idiot brother Mose supposed to be Amish adjacent? He was always referring to customs which come from the Pennsylvania Dutch in Lancaster, but clearly he did not have the hair, beard or disdain for modern conveniences. I always had the feeling that his German immigrant family broke off from the sect at some point.

I imagined that they were shunned.

R13...yes...Wooly Willy or something like that.

Those are all the same guy but taken over a period of years.

R14, Mose was cute when he was on "Amish in the City" fourteen years ago. Now he's a 39-year-old overweight, over-the-road truck driver.

Wow, they are short aren’t they.