The Sins of Jennifer Garner

Marrying Ben Affleck.

End of thread.

was bitchy to Conan:

For lecturing Ben on his drugging and boozing . Give the guy a break!

+1 to R1. Don't see the point of this thread. Other than being one of those those millions of women who thought they could "change" their husband ... she seems like a nice and naive, though somewhat gold-digging, woman and mother.

Her face.

Her face.

OP here. I started the thread because there seemed to a LOT of garner hate on the affleck threads...wondering where it comes from

She's not committed any sins, other than trying to love Ben Assfleck.

Awful Capital One commercials.

Including foistering her father on us in them.

Cheated on Scott Foley with Michael Vartan.

Cheated on Michael Vartan with Ben Affleck.

Frump frau who parades her kids in front of the paparazzi every Sunday for the Daily Mail.

R9...I would definitely cheat on Scott Foley with Michael Vartan. Hockey players are sosooo hot!

I don't like her because she comes across as this prim and proper, little miss priss. No wonder Ben gets loaded . She seems like she tries to control him, and I'm sure she's jealous of his Oscar . He kinda threw shade at her during his speech .

Cheater

Not sucking off Ben's meaty dick every night

She leaked the Blake Lively tit photos. A very anti woman move.

Was blake sleeping with Affleck?

R15 How do you know ? Spill.

Seems like a really nice West Virginia girl with wholesome values.

She speaks in that creepy little girl voice.

Nothing except trying to keep Affleck sober - unsuccessfully.

I think r9 about summed it all up.

Sydney Bristow can do no wrong in my book.

lmao at wholesome values. She's lucky that her messiness and whore behavior got buried pre-social media outbreak. Ben cheated on JLo with strippers and their engagement ended, but Garner still thought he was marriage and father material for some insane reason. She's not bright.

She is no better than Ben. She is an adulterer, The Karma is a bitch,

Blake Likely made her payment to Ben with sex for a role.

She made a big whoop about the paparazzi and testified about their affect on their kids when the whole reason she was getting the pap attention was Ben's Oscar campaign

She seems like a nice girl.

She has quality friends who care about her. That reflects well on her. As to human error, we all have those.

As my Grandmother would say, she lost him the same way she got him. I have no problem with someone using their pussy to move up the food chain, but she was dumb enough to think her pussy was the only game in town. Wrong. There is always younger, fresher, and very willing pussy for men like Ben Affleck. Her pussy ain't special. None of them are, after they've been fucked a few times and Jen's pussy has been well used.

"Excuse me.....what's In YOUR wallet?"

R28 She thought having some band-aid kids would keep him around and keep him in line. I don't think he was ever into the whole wife-and-kids thing. I think he's been cheating on her from minute 1. I also think that they would have broken up if she hadn't gotten pregnant. They are total opposites and he's not husband and father material, although she wasted a decade of her life trying to get him to be.

The thing is , she had two decent guys. Both Foley and Vartan would have given her that white picket fence life she was looking for. Oh well.

[quote]Cheated on Scott Foley with Michael Vartan.

Why would on earth anyone cheat on Scott Foley?

Because Scott Foley wasn't famous then.

I disagree that Affleck wasn't into having kids though. You don't have four kids by unwilling accident...especially when you're looking at the $ amount of the child support payments he's looking at.

Did she do a lot of pap strolls wuth her kids?

Not really & actually that's an unfair accusation towards her; the legislation she fought for is so paps can't take pics of celebs' non-famous kids when the celebs are NOT present.

Since you don't need a license to be a pap & some of them are convicted criminals, that is good legislation.

He probably wanted the kids and probably doesn't care about child or spousal support. There was a time when Ben was flirting with politics and he may have thought she would be a good political wife.

Spot on, R36

He doesn't act like he really wants anything to do with those kids. (shrug) He shows up for milestones and holidays but has never been Mr. Family Man.

R38 again, you don't have four because you're unwilling. He could have gotten a vasectomy.

R39 four? I thought they only had three

R40 you're drunk

He has three kids. R39 doesn't know wtf he's even trolling about.

And there was a blind item from years ago about an A list actor who confided to a friend that two of his kids were conceived during a time when his wife had assured him that she couldn't get pregnant. It was after they had announced they were having #3. It was largely suspected to be Ben.

And you just know that Ben is type of guy who raw dogs. The guy probably has never worn a condom a day in his life.

It's pretty obvious that Jen is doing 100% of the work raising the kids now, just as she always has. Like I said, Ben shows up when he feels like it and doesn't have anything else that he'd rather be doing. He admits that he doesn't like to play with them and is often thinking about work when he actually bothers with them. I'm sure he'll have a kid or two with Shookus with the understanding that she'll do all the heavy lifting and daily stuff and he'll do some pap strolls with them.

Impregnating women doesn't mean that he actually wants kids, you know.

Apologies for miscounting their kids.

But you also don't have three children by accident. He is not dumb. He knows how babies are made & how to get his wee-wee clipped. Not being overly involved does not mean he did not want kids. Kids are likely the reason he married Garner to begin with.

Why does she insist on looking so fucking frumpy? She's always in public with wet hair, no make up, mom jeans.

But he IS dumb, lol. Are you new to the planet or something? The slave-hiding nanny fucker is always waist-deep in his own shit.

He married Garner because she got knocked up and it would look bad if he didn't. Then the Nice Family image that they portrayed got them good press and furthered both careers even though it was all fake.

No one who wants kids destroys their lives like he has. It is obvious that he doesn't give a shit about them.

I disagree about Ben and the kids. Ben is the type that did want a wife and kids, but didnt want to give up the bar and gambling...very low end blue collar ideals about family. He is pictured with his kids often, not just milestones. He loves his kids, he's just a flawed guy. His brother is the same way.

R47 he's a drug addict/alcoholic. Plenty of them have kids & then proceed to ruin their lives regardless.

But no, I do not agree that he is stupid. He has always been intelligent and erudite when not wasted.

He's just a flawed guy... is that you, Jen?

Bad shoes

Bad hair

Released nude pics of younger, more beautiful actress her husband fucked to the press

Cosies up to established nominees on the red carpet of the Oscars, giggling, suggesting they play sisters (Julia Roberts, Hilary Swank, Laura Linney, Jennifer Lawrence).

He actually hasn't been pictured with his kids very often since he went public with the gf. Jen isn't making all the effort to keep him involved anymore, so he isn't. Because if it's up to him, as it is now, he's doing the bare minimum.

Playing Roxanne opposite Kevin Kline's Cyrano.

A lot of these sins make me like Garner more. Then I think about "Dallas Buyers Club" and I have to reconsider.

R50, im not excusing his behavior. Im just stating the facts. He is flawed. Hes an addict.

And yet he continued to live on their property in the guest house for how long after the formal separation in order to be close to the kids? It's not like he couldn't afford to buy another house.

If he loved his kids so much, he'd grovel at Jen's feet. She'd take him back, just as she always had. He'd do whatever he needed to do to make it right. He can't even manage that.

He loves his kids, he just no longer wants Jennifer and I totally believe she's the type who adds herself as part of the deal in order for him to be with the kids. Karma is a bitch Jen.

Leaving a spouse does not mean that you don't love your kids. That's why half of you are fucked up now, watching your parents live in a loveless marriage "for you".

Is it all that surprising an addict has minimal public interaction with his kids? For all we know she's requiring supervised visits.

"Daddy's Home"

Two Sundays ago, he picked the kids up from their house, dropped them off at church, and then spent the rest of the day with his girlfriend. He made sure that the photographers got the shots of him holding his daughter's hand as they walked into the church, but the photo agencies sold him out on what really happened. That wasn't quality time, that was a pap stroll. He uses those kids for press purposes only. Maybe he loves them but not more than he loves himself, his girlfriend, his booze, his gambling, his freedom and getting good press. I guess all of that and his continued poor choices are okay because he's ~flawed.

I don't think anyone was implying his choices are okay. He's sunk his career due to his alcohol/drug use twice now & he looks like shit. I doubt anybody thinks he's doing just dandy.

R62 must be a straight woman with baggage because she's taking this way too personally.

R65 Nah. I just don't think Ben Affleck is a person worth defending.

I guess I should have expected that there would be at least one rabid Ben Affleck stan in the Anti-Jen Garner thread.

How intelligent and erudite. "That's gross! THAT'S RACIST!"

Explaining his behavior is not defending him. You can be an alcoholic and all around addict and still love your kids.

" she seems like a nice and naive, though somewhat gold-digging, woman and mother."

"Nice and naive" doesn't really pair up with "gold-digging."

She's invariably an annoying presence on the screen. Affleck is only annoying 80% of the time.

He should have married Matt Damon and had big butt babies with him.

No woman is expected to protect the photos of her husband's ho. Some of you have no clue at all about girl code.

Her horrid style. I have seen her at many farmers markets in LA. One of those granola looking chicks. Big ears. Boring bone straight hair. Not one drop of makeup, ever, and she wears these granny New Balance shoes. She is the definition of a BASIC BITCH. Sure when she hires stylists and makeup, she can look glam, but in real life, she is utterly basic. Basic Bitch.

At least she's rich and lives in Brentwood. So she has that going for her.

She lied about his dick size.

R43 If he doesn't wrap it up --and I completely agree, he prob never does-- he probably passed some STDs to Jen during the course of their marriage. Disgusting.

Jen didn't release Blake Lively's nude pics. Blake's icloud was hacked along with a shit ton of others during the fappening.

No. Blake's photos came out well before that. Several blind items every hinted that they were released by "vengeful wife". Everyone put two and two together.

That would make Blake more than a rumored whore. It would confirm it. The press is very good to Blake as she portrays the sweet mommy wife role so I don't believe that Jennifer releases the pictures.

R72, you precious queen, good for her for being a basic bitch when she's going to the fucking market. And for wearing comfortable shoes. She's "off duty". I like Jen. And I like Ben. But he needs serious help.

Im not r72, but she looks like shit all the time.

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Im not talking about the red carpet, fool.

Pay attention to the one where her line reading is "WHAT'S in your wallet...?" MONEY. That's riiiiiiigggghhht. She's got PLENTY. So flame away, bitches.

Is she now the breadwinner?

Baby voice. Hate her

Ben Affleck is so boring

The Garner stan is spazzing out from the shade in this thread, lol.

Garner got half of Ben's millions and three kids but those kids have his scuzzy, drunk, addict genes and she's handcuffed to the man who humiliated her and left her for his mistress for the rest of her life. Those kids are already in therapy and at least one of them will probably have addiction issues. Not to mention that her career is shit and she's getting older by the second. She's just another middle-aged, twice-divorced frau. I wouldn't trade places with her no matter how much money she now has.

Hacked celeb nude photos have been circulating around the dark web for literally years. Blake's 2011 photos were released by her hacker. The hacker even taunted her and her rep after they claimed the pics were fake and then released more to prove that they were real. FFS it wasn't Jen. That was another CDAN fantasy invented because everyone suspected Ben was cheating with Blake.

More celeb nudes are hacked from clouds and devices every week. You can find them if you know where to look.

You know how everyone calls SJP horse like. Well... JG isnt that far off. Them ears... That chin stronger than half the melted twinkie fat that posts on DL.

You said "all the time" R80. You need to be specific, as well as improve your punctuation.

R90, please shut the fuck up.

saying no to Michael Vartan

She was great in Juno because her hesitant constipated style of acting was perfect for the character she was playing.

She looks FTM or MTF?

Who needs Ben. She's wealthy in her own right. She lives in Brentwood, she has a nice life. She's going to be fine no matter what. I'm sure there's someone better out there for her.

Brentwood sucks. It's full of fraus and kids and is one of the most boring places to live in LA.

[quote] Brentwood sucks. It's full of fraus and kids and is one of the most boring places to live in LA.

Now it is.

R96 you just described Jennifer. She was made for Brentwood. She's the quintessential example of a wealthy white Brentwood woman. She's definitely a frau.

I don't think she's as popular as she or her people imagine. Her instagram only has 214k followers. Her latest photo op, er... Houston charity trip photo set got a paltry 28k likes, despite e news, et online and us weekly promoting it day and night. That's less than 15% of her total followers. lmao are they fake accounts that she bought to follow her or what?

R98 Absolutely! She is Queen Frau.

I feel bad for her. I think she will struggle to find a new man. Imagine dating Ben Affleck's baby mama?

Her baby-voice and non-stop simpering inspire hatred, as well as making movies like "Miracles from Heaven."

[quote]So you’re telling me that when this baby girl feel 30 feet and hit her head just right, it didn’t kill her and it didn’t paralyze her… it cured her?

R101 Even after his nanny affair and the Shookus affair Part 1, Garner was *still* calling Ben Affleck the best man in any room (the most brilliant, the most charismatic, the most generous). Doormat. What kind of man would sign up for that? She will always carry a torch for Brilliant Ben.

Are her lips natural or enhanced like Kylie Jenner?

But she has lied in the press and said that they were real.

It's official: she's got sausage lips now.

WHo's willing to make a prediction on her next Hollywood flame? I see her going down the younger actor route, or some no-name but esteemed hollywood player i.e. producer or executive. Perhaps even a B level director or screenwriter.

She won't rim and she's paying the price.

[quote] She won't rim and she's paying the price.

Do you think Matt rims Ben or Hen rims Matt?

It won't be some nobody. Scheming Garner only dates/marries UP. Granted, her level of fame isn't the highest right now. She makes more tv commercials than anything else.

I still think that she's holding out for sober Ben to return to her. She'll spend her days praying that the minivan fraus will forget the nanny, the drinking, Lindsay Shookus, etc. and buy their white picket fence charade again. I won't believe otherwise until she's out in public with someone new. It's been YEARS now...

I think Ben wanted kids but doesn't want to do the work of daily parenting. I think he loves his kids, but loves partying more. Neither is uncommon. He should have just done what Leo DiCraprio did.

Jen enjoys playing the virtuous martyr single mother. Her baby voice drives me insane. I know plenty of women just like her and they make me sick.

It must suck that your only real claim to fame is being the ex-wife of Ben Affleck. She still can't get her own press - it's all about Ben and forever will be. The latest breathless Daily Mail headline: Jennifer Garner goes for a stroll WITH BEN AFFLECK'S MOM.

[Quote] I think Ben wanted kids but doesn't want to do the work of daily parenting.

Like most straight men.

I feel bad for Garner. No life, no movie career, and her days consists of setting up papp appointments in Brentwood and Santa Monica in yoga pants outside a church or the brentwood market with the kids. Or Ben's mother, like the other day. For what? What is she fighting for? Fame, I suppose. Hollywood relevance. Celebrity.

What an existence.

Isn't her current life just karma catching up to her? She fucked over so many decent guys. Serves her right.

Her instagram is so cringeworthy and try hard. She is clinging to that last shred of semi-fame before Hollywood puts her ancient ass out to pasture.

She wouldn't let Ben cheat on her, and hated that he brought drugs into the kids lives. Whore.

Yes, we all feel sorry for her. What an existence. Ahem. As we sit here and bitch about her. LOL!!!!!

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She's nothing if not manipulative. The wet hair, phone and keys in hand, ugly shoes, ugly jeans, is to appeal to the Fraus- she's just like them, don't ya know, except that she (was) the wife of a famous movie star who got to dress up like a princess on the red carpet. Total appeal to Fraus' Cinderella fantasies. Matt Damon even said something about it, very snarkily.

So the Christianish movies, and her partnership with some Frau hobby store (Joanne's?), even the role of long-suffering wife are all very deliberate to appeal to the Minivan Minority now that she's aged out of hot.

Her appeal to stop pap photos of kids was priceless given that the woman has a daily appt. with paparazzi, and that she and her ex-husband used paps to make him more sympathetic in the run-up to the Oscars.

What did MD say r121?

R120 I've seen worse.

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Reader of Lainey Gossip, R121?

Worse, DM reader. I'm about 100% sure that she pays the DM to keep her daily wet hair/coffee run on the DM sidebar.

She's one ugly bitch.

Is she a male-to-female trans? She looks like she has an Adam's apple in many photos.

Flaunts her legs?? Lol

Her right eye looks smaller than the other and wonky. Is that a Botox thing?

Her complexion is so blotchy and ruddy in the instagram, makeup free selfie. Her lips have no color. Fast forward to the DM's breathless "makeup free " workout. She's clearly wearing makeup or possibly tinted moisturizer and some lip color.

Agree R128.

She was cheating on her first husband. Doesn't have a right to complain about Ben when she did the same.

R101 oh yeah I'm sure a millonaire size two workout freak actress with name recognition is going to struggle to find a man in a major metropolitan area. You realize even Courtney Love is dating a hot 20 or 30 something producer?

Come on. I don't care for her or the acting and find her fake, but shes in better shape than most American college students, even in southern California

Dating some young Adonis might piss off her sweatpants-wearing, minivan-driving fanbase.

Two kids while with Ben? This is not a sin, in my book; she's set for life.

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Who would ever carry that chickens bag? All of that Draper James shit is tacky. Look at that pineapple dress that Garner is wearing. I hope she was paid to wear that.

[Quote] Fast forward to the DM's breathless "makeup free " workout. She's clearly wearing makeup or possibly tinted moisturizer and some lip color.

It could be worse. I don't see the point in trying to be glamorous when going to the gym.

More folds on her face than my basset hound.

R122

[quote]Damon's Argentinian wife was a bartender in Miami when they met 10 years ago. "I think marrying somebody who's not a celebrity, it just takes a lot of the pressure off." His old friend Ben Affleck hasn't been quite so lucky. "Ben's wife, Jennifer Garner, she sells a shitload of magazines in the midwest. Magazines that – Ben explained this to me – you and I have never heard of, but that appeal to a mom in the midwest, who for some reason identifies with Jennifer and wants to know what she's doing as a mom. As a result of that, there are always five cars outside their house."

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Is Garner positioning herself as the Frau Cinderella/Wonder Woman? This was the caption Garner wrote for the Instagram video of herself getting into shape for the action movie:

[quote] 'Recipe for Turning A Mom Back into Action Lady: Take one mama ADD daily dose 1 hr ❤️ ❤️ 1.5 hr ⭐️Stunt Team ⭐️ 50 cups of coffee and 3 min Cryotherapy,'

She's realized that instagram is easier than doing pap strolls. But it's forever a ploy for attention.

The frumpiest frau ever.

When was Jennifer Garner last seen at Church?

I adore her. I started following her on FB a while ago and I about died when she posted a video of herself in her marching band uniform from high school playing her tenor sax. She then snapped to attention and did a flawless right flank and marched off. The band geek in me squealed at her nerdy self.

I think she comes off exactly as she really is, which is sweet and kind.

Has Matt ever come to Ben's aid when Ben was in deep shit with the drugs and booze? During the marriage fiasco? Or does Matt just call once in a while to show support and then stay ten feet away from a ticking time bomb.

Strong scotch Irish jaw on that one.