Fire in the hole

You have anal herpes

Salsa? Picante sauce? Herbal peppermint supplements?

Too much spicy food.

Too much Sriracha or too much Tapatio.

I had Thai peanut noodles last night. Maybe that's it,but how can I relieve the burning?

Stick ice cubes up your ass.

Use a wet wipe or two to clean away any residue, then slather on a small chunk of A & D Ointment up and around your hole.

Cracked ice works best R6.

Don't feed the scat troll

A few minutes of cooling from this guy ought to fix it.

Thanks R7 you're very helpful.

Hi OP. It's probably a tumor.

hemorrhoids honey....get some preparation H

Are you a bottom OP? Rectal cancer is a real possibility

Witchhazel will soothe your burning bum OP.

The doctor asked my husband if it felt like he was shitting razor blades.

When hubby said yes, the dr said that was an anal fissure.

Butt syph.

R7 -- Did you mean to write "residoo-doo?"

OP it's your last date trying to get out.

Dear Lord in Heaven!

It's the time of year to avoid Thai restaurants. I swear there are peppers that are avaient the summer that just burn my hole. And I order the food mild. I do as R7 recommends. I use Desitin.

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OP has the clap in her no-no!