Is Mike Pence Metrosexual?

Clean living, you soulless sodomite. God Bless.

Right-wing whacko bigot.

Look at pictures before he became vice president nominee. What you see are recent cosmetics.

Of course he's ramrod straight. He's got a poker up his ass.

He sold his soul to the devil.

He's just a snappy dresser!

His skin is what I'd imagine Satan would have at 60 if he became incarnate.

Special "facials" will do that for ya.

Trumpy is insanely competitive, so will bigly resent 'his' VP's sensible hair and non-piglike face.

R8, There are some bizarre rumors on the internet. Supposedly VP Pence is on a special list gathered by Mike Flynn which is why he was forced to resign. That list is in the hands of a very determined few with significant power and connections including R.S. We live in very interesting times. Let's see how this all plays out.

OP, are you a crazy person?

]quote]That list is in the hands of a very determined few with significant power and connections including R.S.

Who's R.S.?

Robert Stigwood?

Russell Simmons?

His skin looks like old lady, papery skin. No sagging, but the texture is fucked.

Pssst! He wears ladies underpants.

I'm sure our conspiracy theorist at r19 means Roger Stone.

RS= Regal Senatrice

He is too well groomed. Too meticulously clothed and combed. Too perfectly postured. He is like a space alien who has taken up residence in what he thinks is a typical human form. But his interpretation of being human is off kilter. He is doing a good job of portraying the form of a human, but he has over-interpreted the things that a human does with its body.

Whenever I hear his name, I picture him gazing slightly upward, chin lifted, jaw squared, adjusting the knot on a blue tie.

He is portraying a human.

I meant r10, not r19, because I cannot yet see into the future.

R17 is onto it. Here's a picture of Mike getting a chemical peel at the Westworld spa.

Pence and Bannon are both loathsome, but what a difference in presentation of self!

He's an alien.

He drains the blood of altar boys to retain his youth

He usually get one of those special facials after he has spent a little time on his knees.

Kneeling to receive the benedicktion.

I wonder what kind of clothes he wears on his "off" time.

[quote]He's got a poker up his ass.

Is that what they're calling it these days?

[quote]OP, are you a crazy person?

OP thinks Pence is hot. This was his stealth way of expressing it.

That word was invented by trannylovers out to destroy homosexuality. Do not use it.

The Metrosexual has been extinct since 2007.

Total closet case, and extremely creepy looking...

I'd love to backdoor him.

Oh, please. Pence looks and is styled exactly like any number of midwestern Jesus freaks. He comes from broadcasting, so he is aware of public image. And his public image is completely that of many a midwestern man who is Washed in the Blood of the Lord Jesus (TM).

He could be a preacher or a real estate agent or a golf pro or an insurance broker. In the midwest. And most defninitely SAVED.

Look at any of the male performers on the Lawrence Weld Show and you could be looking at Mike Pence. This is not a man to be judged by East Coast or West Coast norms. His persona is that of the unctuous rock ribbed midwestern Christian. He personifies that stereotype and it has taken him far.

He's the shallow, crazy kind of Xtian that could flay a baby alive and cite the scripture to defend it if he though it would get a fat check.

[quote] Total closet case, and extremely creepy looking...

One look at Second Lady Pence and it's hard to imagine him being heterosexual.

Typical right-wing looking Ken doll, empty on the inside and out.

He's a hot daddy I'd love to tie to a tree.

A man who calls his wife "mother" is clearly not fucking her.

Get to that, please, R36.

We would all like him tied to a tree.

Like a certain number of gay men, Mike Pence made a choice to be straight even though he is as gay as blazes. The dead giveaway is almost always a combination of the wife and an uber focus on Jesus.

Pence comes from southern Indiana and he's craven Republican opportunist. In southern Indiana, a man gets maximum mileage out of posturing about Jesus. Pence is always grifting for maximum mileage.

Asking if Mike Pence is straight or gay is asking the wrong question. It's like asking if an actor is straight or gay. Actors are narcissists. They are less focused on the sex of whom they are fucking than they are focused on the fact that the person they are fucking is attracted to them. That's all they want. Pence an opportunist. His focus is on advancing himself. He is being truest to himself when he is making choices that are self-serving.

Being gay would get him nothing but ostracized in southern Indiana. It won't get you anything but trouble in any part of the state. Where he comes from, Jesus is unassailable. Align yourself tightly with Jesus, and you're unassailable, too. The advantages pour in. To choose anything else only brings disadvantages.

Pence is shallow and craven. He does what best serves Pence. He never stopped to think about anything else. Not about dick. Not about pussy. He only thinks about what will be best for Mike Pence.

R15 silly, RS is Richard Simmons. He hasn't been seen in a long time.

He's a reptilian

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Pence does have a NOSE JOB is you look closely.

It's a mask

[quote]A man who calls his wife "mother" is clearly not fucking her.

Only to make ze babies, I would imagine. A man who calls his wife "mother" probably slaps her around a bit too.

Creepy.

She is und breeding sow, as is all ze females, yes?

What's percolating beneath the surface? A seething pile of hate. That's what.

Reagan called Nancy "Mommy."

Well, to be fair, at the end that's who he thought she was.

As R43's post shows, he has always been very clean-cut and good-looking.

The pic with this article clearly shows Pence's nose job:

He looks smug and slimy at R43

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Hasn't Pence been a proponent of conversion therapy? Those fundamentalist religious camps run by preachers getting their hands on young teen males "to show them the way" is a dismal future if sanctioned and mandated by government.

He's looked 60 since he was like 20 so no, I don't thing so.

What do y'all think of the fact that both his daughters live in Boystown, Chicago?

he isn't ANY KIND of sexual......

[quote]A man who calls his wife "mother" is clearly not fucking her.

[quote]Only to make ze babies, I would imagine.

Do you think as he was cumming he screamed "Oh, Mother!"?

He gazes at Trump with the selfless love and obsession of a thousand Nancy Reagans.

3-inch Pence

Satan

I'd kiss his feets.

Mike Pence, 58

As much as Trump is a bullshitter and makes a dramatic mess, I find Pence more disturbing. Pence is an idealouge with a simplistic, but regressive, agenda.

[quote]He's close to 60, yet look how taut his skin is. No sagging. No jowls, no chin flab.

And no fucking LIPS.

Personally, I don't think he looks that great for his age.

Now,if her were 65 I'd have a different opinion.

Seriously, as men age they should do two things:

Have their necks and jawlines tightened and inject just a LITTLE filler to give them lips again. Men can get away with having the rest of their faces look weathered.

[quote]look how taut his skin is. No sagging. No jowls, no chin flab.

You call this no chin flab?

He's also got liver spots. I think he looks like shit for his age.

When Wes Clark was the same age you could cut diamonds on HIS jawline.

Here's Clark at the same age as Pence...still a fucking hot Alpha daddy.

Pence is scarey and quite a bit more competent than Cheeto. A best case scenario would be a damaged Trump lingers for 4!hears, but tarnishes Pence so badly that he is unelectable.

Pence went to college with my brother. He was originally a main-stream Catholic but became an Evangelical before he graduated. That's somewhat unusual; I don't know many Catholics who go fundamentalist. And no, he's not metrosexual, just an oppertunistic guy who's been preparing his whole life for a career in politics and know how to look the part. I cannot stand him.

Bright pink grandpa worm.

I fear a Pence presidency as much as Trump but for different reasons. Pence isn't unstable like Trump and thus less likely to do something rash that could get us into a war or other similarly dangerous situations. He is however, smart and at least somewhat liked and respected by other politicians (at least in comparison to Trump.) Trump is too disorganized and unfocused to get much done legislatively which I guess is...good? Pence has been in politics a long time. He knows how things work and how to get shit done. He is very closely aligned with the extreme religious right and would likely focus heavily on social issues like abortion and gay rights.

I keep thinking of that joke "It's like asking me to choose my favorite Mendez brother." Ugh.

I have the misfortune of living in Indiana for the past 3 years and can tell you that he was despised as Governor and would most likely have lost the primary race if he had run for a 2nd term. The anti-gay initiative he brought up was very unpopular even in a conservative state like Indiana. He also lost a lot of Evangelical support when he revised the anti-gay initiative to make it appear less discriminatory (it was still bad but they changed the language a bit to make it seem less harsh.)

He's no metrosexual and his pussy stinks.

His wig game is equal to Jareds. Why don't they hookup Cheeto with a nice straw colored lace front?

He probably looks good because in his whole life, he has never had a good time.

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#Pence mad people are speculating he'd run for Prez in 2020. "I'm not a top of the ticket guy! I'm a bottom!' ...WHY is everyone giggling?!"

Pence is asexual.

A few years ago, a male escort was given a number to call. It was a local area code to that particular Florida city, but when the escort Googled the phone number it wasn’t associated with any person they could find. The male on the other end wanted the escort to come to a very exclusive resort in Boca Raton. It was not the first time a man had called from the resort looking for this particular escort. He was and is very very expensive. Very exclusive. When the escort arrived at the suite, he didn’t recognize the man (A list politician) or the name (fake) that was given either. Just another anonymous older white male with a wedding ring who wanted some same sex fun while out of town. This man didn’t want to touch or be touched by the escort. When the escort tried to give the man a hug when he walked in the door, he was pushed away. The client sat down on a sofa and directed the escort to a bed. Basically, the client wanted the escort to pleasure himself and the client just watched. At some point, the client did begin pleasuring himself too. Apparently the client finished fairly quickly and as soon as he did he told the escort to stop and to let himself out while the client went to the bathroom. The escort had no idea who the older man was until about nine months ago. Now he does. The whole world does. Mike Pence (Republican Governors Association annual conference in Boca Raton, Fla.)

Awful nose job