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What's The Real Deal On Kenny Chesney's Sexual Preference?
by Anonymous | reply 74 | May 13, 2018 12:43 AM |
I heard he likes Nashville's young blond twinks.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 1, 2017 8:40 AM |
Interesting
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 1, 2017 8:41 AM |
From the looks of it, he's been living my dream. No, not Margaritaville, looks like Cheeseburger in Paradise.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 1, 2017 8:44 AM |
Lol.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 1, 2017 8:48 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 1, 2017 9:19 AM |
You type frau, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 1, 2017 9:22 AM |
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 1, 2017 9:41 AM |
FRAUD!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 1, 2017 9:44 AM |
I did hear a story that he politely pursued a female model when he was on tour in Boston a few years ago. The story was told very matter of fact, and it did make me think he was straight.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 1, 2017 10:23 AM |
i give a shite who he wants to fuck or be fucked by
long as he is happy and no animals are hurt during...
film at 11.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 1, 2017 10:49 AM |
I'd say gay. And, he needs to lay off the KFC -- especially the biscuits.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 1, 2017 10:49 AM |
Preference? Be gone.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 1, 2017 11:05 AM |
He's a musician. He takes drugs and then just goes with the flow. I suspect he puts on the cowboy hat for photo shoots and when he's craving dick, takes it off when he wants to be a regular guy. A shapeshifter.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 1, 2017 12:03 PM |
Blind Item from March 2015:
This A list country singer who you could argue is A+list in the country world might be about to have his well hidden decade long secret exposed. Apparently in his hotel room two weeks ago a maid spotted a pharmacy of pills in his room and called her boss who called one of the managers. The medications were all prescribed and all were used to deal with HIV.
Funny thing was the following week a blind act of kindness about him was posted. I'd imagine if true he got it he same way Magic Johnson and Charlie Sheen did.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 1, 2017 1:51 PM |
That blind item is truly bizarre. Why in the world would a hotel housekeeper report on a room having lots of prescription drugs? The whole thing reeks of dim witted homophobia.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 1, 2017 2:15 PM |
He WAS only good looking with his hat on. And now that he's old and the sun dried out all his skin, he isn't even good looking with his hat anymore.. His music sucked and only was popular because he was good looking with his hat on.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 1, 2017 4:29 PM |
[quote]Jimmy Buffet
Oh, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 1, 2017 5:19 PM |
He wrote a song for his twink peice called 'He thinks my tractors sexy'.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 1, 2017 5:23 PM |
He looks like something you'd eat at a pig roast. Stay out of the sun!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 1, 2017 5:42 PM |
It's amazing what a hat can do for an unfortunate face. Dwight Yoakam was another.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 1, 2017 5:45 PM |
R20 speaks the truth. Although Dwight did have some good music.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 1, 2017 5:57 PM |
From the looks of them I'd say somebody's been working on those nipples.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 1, 2017 6:04 PM |
Renee filed for divorce on the grounds of "fraud".
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 1, 2017 6:21 PM |
Nobody's business but his own, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 1, 2017 6:24 PM |
OMG, so he has a little tummy; he is not 21! I think it and he are cute, alth def. better with the hat. Love his nips.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 1, 2017 6:29 PM |
Looks pretty good
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 1, 2017 7:40 PM |
Any other news?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 2, 2017 5:52 AM |
Scoop
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 3, 2017 2:30 AM |
I spoke with a bouncer of a gay bar in Key West once - he said that Kenny Chesney came in a couple of times when he very briefly had a home there. He sold it quickly.
That's all I got. Bouncer would not confirm or deny Kenny's sexual orientation.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 3, 2017 2:47 AM |
I had two lesbian friends who formerly lived in Malibu but decamped to CT. They talked of setting us up. I declined. This was almost 20 years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 3, 2017 2:54 AM |
R30 interesting
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 3, 2017 7:00 PM |
Please leave the DL, R24, you ass. Bray your bullshit elsewhere.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 3, 2017 7:06 PM |
I can't say. I can only confirm, as a woman married to him, that I had no evidence he was heterosexual.
Although this was before my beautification treatments.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 3, 2017 7:07 PM |
R33 nice!!!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 3, 2017 7:08 PM |
He's a pretty plain looking guy. Don't see the appeal.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | August 3, 2017 7:09 PM |
R1
I am not a twink !
My name is Thad. I am a gorgeous, terribly masculine hunk of boi toy.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | August 3, 2017 7:13 PM |
I'll always love the DL cunt who said he looks like a little kid with cancer.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 3, 2017 7:16 PM |
I is The Lady Renate. You tells that Kennys to calls me. I travels betweens Memphis and Nashville like lightning jus for him.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | August 3, 2017 7:23 PM |
Completely off topic but r36's pic of Austin Scarlett made me think about his old co-star Santino Rice. Turns out Santino has just announced he's going on a 111-day juice cleanse. That can't possibly be a good idea, can it?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 3, 2017 7:25 PM |
He's gay. Like Gay Gayerson Gay. He's the REAL reason Reneé ran to the knife. Don't you dare tell Miss Jenkins I told you that! I'm gonna deny it!
by Anonymous | reply 40 | August 4, 2017 12:15 PM |
What "fraud" could have made Renee divorce him after only a couple of weeks? Seriously. What could she have discovered after their beach wedding? They certainly would have had sex before their marriage. He was a star so she would have been aware of gossip anout him and his reputation.
It's truly mysterious.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | August 4, 2017 12:44 PM |
R14 blind item - nah. That sounds like a bullshit story between drunks on a redneck payday. I cleaned rooms in a hotel at one time. We weren't supposed to do much with people's belongings if they were all over. Just maybe straighten up and neaten things. There'd be no reason to go to a boss about such things unless they'd accidently drawn blood by touching a needle or something like that.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | August 4, 2017 1:12 PM |
Does Kenny Chesneys sexual preference really matter when there's so much to work on first? All those yellow fat globules are surrounding his internal organs in big massive clumps. By the time a gut is visible, the pus fat has wrapped around all the immediate internal organs beforehand. Yeah, so he'll be dead soon. The end.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | August 4, 2017 1:19 PM |
R17, please.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | August 4, 2017 1:42 PM |
I foresee a 3-day juice fast in gay-as-fuck Kenny Chesney's immediate future.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | August 4, 2017 1:51 PM |
In tortoise years, he's still a baby. Perhaps he's just experimenting with the butt sex.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | August 4, 2017 3:11 PM |
Renee seems to have a real heartfelt love for the gays--probably dating back to her high school theater days.
But that doesn't mean she wanted to marry one!
She pushed for an annulment (as opposed to a divorce), which is the reason for "fraud" as the grounds. It's a wonder that Chesney's career survived that debacle.
And that Renee would go on to cheerfully beard for B. Cooper makes things all the more strange (although the simplest explanation--that she did it for the money--is likeliest).
by Anonymous | reply 47 | August 4, 2017 3:18 PM |
Why is he always hiding under a hat ? He's hiding.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | August 4, 2017 3:41 PM |
R49 true!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | August 4, 2017 6:25 PM |
Well, he's hiding the near-total absence of a chin or hair, for starters.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | August 4, 2017 6:29 PM |
True!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | August 4, 2017 6:33 PM |
That pic from Opie makes me wonder KC looks in the mirror at his beachball belly and thinks: you sexy thannng. Now I won't be able to sleep in peace at all.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | August 11, 2017 8:15 AM |
r49
How ridiculous to think he can hide his bald head like that. He must think we're all fools to fall for that.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | August 11, 2017 9:44 AM |
When he isn't wearing the cowboy hat he staples a baseball cap to his head.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | August 11, 2017 9:58 AM |
He's not 26 anymore but I'd fuck him in Opie's pic.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | August 11, 2017 10:16 AM |
I was living in Johnson City, TN at the turn of the century. Chesney had been well known by the gays who attended ETSU and at the only local persevering gay bar in the Tri-City area, New Beginnings. I kept hearing first hand stories by people who had tricked with him five years or so earlier. Apparently he'd made the trek from Knoxville regularly.
ETSU had been attracting young gay guys ever since a gay prostitution scandal in the 80s shocked the town and caused the school to drop Dr. Paul Dishner's name from the college of Medicine due to his involvement in said gay sex scandal. Johnson CIty became the regions go-to destination for gay men and closet cases looking for a hookup.
Unfortunately most of the gay guys in the area look as though they are the victims of generations of Appalachian interbreeding.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | August 11, 2017 11:27 AM |
Crix belly.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | August 11, 2017 12:47 PM |
He's busted looking.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | August 11, 2017 3:24 PM |
Laird Hamilton is one of his regular Malibu buds, so, out of sympathy to poor Kenny and his rough relationship history, I choose to imagine the two of them fucking regularly.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | August 11, 2017 5:27 PM |
He really has had a hard time of it, poor guy.
I wonder if he's ever considered Faith-Based Aversion Therapy?
Ken: the puss is your [italic]friend,[/italic] honest. Get to know it. Immerse yourself in it. In Jesus' name.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | August 11, 2017 5:57 PM |
queer as a cat fart
by Anonymous | reply 62 | August 11, 2017 7:09 PM |
Wow, I'd be content to be Laird's friend. Being his friend would be almost like fucking him...
That being said...the rumors about Cheney and Troy Aikman were true or not?
by Anonymous | reply 63 | August 11, 2017 7:24 PM |
R63 It was Chesney and Peyton Manning. And that rumor had been around for almost 20 years. Just saying.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | August 11, 2017 7:30 PM |
He was ALWAYS an ugly turtle head looking little bitch. ALWAYS.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | August 11, 2017 7:34 PM |
The "revelation" (Kenny likely "suggested" that he is "Bi") on the Zellweger-Chesney wedding night must have been EPIC. She never saw it coming?--even with all her experience with "best-girlfriend" gay guys?
It's probable that Chesney thought "she already knew"--or at the least, didn't think it would be a problem. Renee's a decent person, though granted, she is [italic]very[/italic] invested in her public image, and her exotic wedding was supposed to be of the fairy-tale, dream come true, variety (for her, [italic]and[/italic] her fans). The "surprise" sent her into an emotional tailspin. She is ambitious and pragmatic, but she is no Deborra-Lee Furness.
And at the end of the day, girl still wanted to get fucked, you know?
by Anonymous | reply 66 | August 11, 2017 8:18 PM |
Also, it must be said, Renee secretly thought she was doing herself and Chesney a favor--and making a very sensible choice: though a big star, Kenny's no looker, and she thought that that guaranteed he would always be faithful. Not to mention, Kenny seemed so damned [italic]grateful[/italic] lol.
The truth was, Renee was inspired by the early (albeit short-lived) marriage of "Pretty Woman" Julia Roberts, and not-so-pretty Lyle Lovett. Major difference: Legendary Lovett has a great big, Texas-sized dick--and he wasn't shy about letting Julia have the time of her life with it.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | August 11, 2017 8:38 PM |
Maybe the fraud was that he told her he didn't have any STD's and then after the marriage he admitted he had herpes or slurpees or sumpsin and she was like 'no way, uh-uh, -buh-byeeee.'
by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 12, 2018 7:56 PM |
I don't know her
by Anonymous | reply 69 | May 12, 2018 7:58 PM |
Ask Troy Aikman.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | May 12, 2018 8:01 PM |
OMG, based on OP's photo, his preference is for a pan of brownies, a bag of Chips Ahoy, and a pint of Haagen-Daz.
Girlfriend looks FAT. And kind of old.
[Shudder]
Next.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | May 12, 2018 8:03 PM |
Kenny with friends in 2015.
(Fatness is progressive, as if you didn't know.)
by Anonymous | reply 72 | May 12, 2018 8:24 PM |
When did Paul Ryan get tats?
by Anonymous | reply 73 | May 13, 2018 12:39 AM |
The thing about Kenny is that no one would recognize him without a hat, so I'm sure he could go in and out of gay bars and no one would recognize him. He is not bad looking, but his face is not memorable.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | May 13, 2018 12:43 AM |