German men

OP, have you never watched Cazzo porn?

Karma.

Really? I always thought they were well hung

Well hung, but like most European men, indifferent towards regular hygiene.

Stinkcheese for days!

Like all ethnicities. there are big, small and average sized endowments..

My fantasy about Germans has always included bigger than average cocks. Watching Tim Kruger puts unrealistic expectation on all German lads :/

Chris, Janis and Torben

Chris, Janis and Torben

Why is scat so popular in Germany?

r9 = gaydong?

German men are more hung than average in my experience. And kinky. Not sure what is in the national psyche that makes them such fetsishists, but some of the craziest and most extreme fetishes I’ve seen were in Germany,

I did years of extensive field research on this question. They’re average to well hung. They are passionate in bed and when they bottom, they don’t hold back. Unlike american men, they knew how to douche in the 70s already - so never got the Fudge Pie Surprise from a German.

Tobi, Michel and Nico

now you know why the Nazi's had such chips on their shoulders

You have to be joking, OP. German cock is huge and perhaps even more than you can handle...

R9 R14 Three-ways aren't that kinky.

At least Germans are civilized and don't mutilate their males.

Germans are the least civilized people in Europe. Almost verging on Russian.

r18 prays to god every night that he'll wake up in the morning and suddenly have an anteater dick.

R20 wishes he weren't damaged.

Nothing wrong with me, r21. I don't go on the internet and call people "mutilated."

Their anuses stink

Micha Schmidt

Tim Kruger

I have had considerable experience with german men on my many visits to the Badehaus am Romerturm before it became the Babylon sauna in Cologne. I have been to lab.oratory in Berlin more times than I care to remember. I have been to Hustlaball in Berlin for like 10 straight years and have dabbled in the darkroom there.

I can tell you, that my vast experience of german men is that they are hung. I have never had bad sex with a german guy. I would rate them in my top 3 nationalities to have sex with, with the Dutch and the British.

Went to Mykonos one time and fell in with some German guys. I happily played the pass around bottom for them for a weekend and they were uniformly hung (and clean).

German cock is the best cock ever. And natural.

I agree with r26:

[quote] . I would rate them in my top 3 nationalities to have sex with, with the Dutch and the British.

All three are average+ in my experience. The biggest I've had was German. The proverbial 9 and thick as your wrist. I took it, gentle reader. All of it. Twice.

Yes, totally kinky and sexually wild!

Ahhh, Hamburg

uh not one I was with. It was pretty unbearable.

They gave their all to the Fuhrer and have nothing left.

Dutch and British, really? For me, as a top, the most passionate European men (at least bottoms) are the French and the Czechs. It's like they live to serve you between the sheets. I wanted to marry them after our experiences, it was so religious.

Perfectly intact.

R33 i found the French more romantic.

I was in Barcelona once while in my early 20s and met a German man who was reminiscent of Tom Selleck during his early Magnum years. I had two days of incredible sex with him and his big, fat cock. Boy, did he teach me things! Have had a thing for German men ever since.

It's interesting how you get hooked on one kind of people. My first German guy was from their navy. I'll take a German top over any other.

I agree R37.

I've always had lousy sexy with French, Spanish and Italians. They want romance and their mothers. They do make submissive bottoms.

For tops, Germans are number 1. Hung, assertive and exciting sex. The Dutch are a close second. Then the Brits, then Czechs/Hungarians and Scandinavians.

But if you get the opportunity to fuck with a German, do it. You won't regret it.

Based on my tragically limited experience, German men are passionate and hung, and nay-sayers can shut the fuck up.

R39 You need to treat yourself to more.

Uncut, dirty, smelly and boring. I’ve never met a German that was great conversation or with a sense of humor. At least Italians and Spaniards are clean. Enough with the Nazi fantasies here.

It's all about the fucking not the talking R41

[quote]German men

The ancestors of Deplorables everywhere . Ugh terrible race.

Don't walk, run wherever you encounter one of them !

In German slang a Breslauer is someone who had a big dick. Not surprising since Breslau is now Wrocław in Poland. And Poles have the biggest dicks I've ever consistently encountered, though always somewhat closeted.

R44 You've clearly had considerable experience of the Poles, how big are they?

Aleksandar Rusić

R46. He’s not German, fool

Aleksandar Rusić

The hottest Europeans are easily from the Balkans. They’re hung and great tops.

Serbians, Bosnians, Croatians, Macedonians, Albanians, Kosovar men- all hot as fuck and tanned, hairy bodies to die for.

Germanic and Scandinavians do it for me.

Tall, hung, great sex.

R33 really? For me it's been Italian guys. That whole culture is so oral and about gratifying appetites. The French are like prissy traffic cops, nonstop directing.

I find the Italians just want their mothers.

I've never had good sex from an Italian.

Germans, Dutch, Brits, Americans, Canadians, Austrians, Swiss, Dan's, Norwegian, Swedes and Finn's are great fucks.

R52, you have done quite a sampling....

leo stuke

Hagen Richter

janis_danner

r52 I hooked up with a very conservative Italian man in Barcelona. We couldn't do it at his place (he was 32 years old) and I was staying at a hostel. We ended up booking one night (more like 1 hour) at a motel. The sex was good but very cold. He literally had a wave of catholic guilt wash over him after he came. Very odd. He never paid me back for his half of the room charge.

But, the most beautiful man I have ever seen in person was this 20 year old Northern Italian guy when I was down in Australia. It was like seeing a unicorn or fashion model. His friends were also very attractive, but everyone in the hostel's kitchen was focused on him. I now understand what people mean when they talk about a youthful glow.

German men are sexy as hell. I'm still in my 20s so I stay at hostel and travel solo. Every city I end up making a small friends group from other travelers, there is usually a German guy in the mix. Unfortunately, most have been straight but those accents and attitude gets me hard.

I've had my heart broken by two Polish guys. I can't quit those crazy sexy bastards. Cocks are average but everything else makes me weak. A Russian guy at my hostel gave me my first taste in a domination. He slapped that beautiful uncut cock against my face, choked me, barked orders in his broken english, and came all over my face. I didn't know I that I liked that stuff. Best drunk hookup of my life, thank you Saint Petersburg!

My List: -German -Swedish -Polish -British

Konstantin Resch

Julius Ise

Made in Germany

OP, you're thinking of Spanish men.

Another vote for the Germans and Dutch. Its obvious OP has never tested the waters. Young hot USA gays, you'd do yourself a favor getting out of your shithole country to find a hot German or Dutch husband

Hot pics!

The Germans are way too pale.

Beautiful

Where can i find german and dutch who would fuck me 😭

OP Stop projecting.

Go visit and you'll leave walking bowlegged.

The uber sexy German Thom Barron would beg to differ about Germans having small peckers.

Every German man I've had had a pensil dick.

People like pretending that some ethnicities don't have bigger dicks than others on average.

German Men Suck As Lovers, Says Survey Of 15,000 Women. "Too smelly"! OH NO!!!

I remember 4 years ago when I was at the Streetlife Festival in Munich. We strolled through the festival and every 50 feet (not exaggerating here) we had to quickly change directions or quicken the pace due to strong body odors. We didn't even bother finding out where the odor was coming from. It was gross. And, to think this event was outdoors. I cannot even imagine what it would be like indoors. Actually, I can imagine it, since now I remember when I was younger, I had to prematurely leave a club in Berlin since I was suffocating from the pungent indoor air. ha ha ha....

Would all of you stop being so stupid?

Seriously there are hung and not so hung in every country. There are bathed and not so bathed in every country.

R69 Perhaps you attract a certain type? I certainly had a lot of well-endowed german men there, and I was there for five years.

People like pretending that people like pretending...

Please don't lump the Dutch in with the Germans: We've got a sense of humour.

Underendowed?

Horst Wagenbauer has a bone to pick with you on that one.

I would make room for THAT cock

Two of my exes were German - 1 full blooded (non-Jewish academics who escaped into Switzerland); the other had mostly German ancestry, with some Irish and Scottish mixed in.

While I agree with R72 in that there are hung, average, and small across all nationalities and ethnicities, my experience with these two, and some other Germans I have played with, gives me reason to say Germans seem to be packing more than others.

The two exes were very thick, and hung large soft as well. Both were in the 8-9” range - and as one was only 5’9” himself, he looked incredibly large; the other at just a smidge over my height (6’2”) looked large too, but more proportional than the shorter one.

Both had their quirks to be sure, but were a ton of fun in the sack, knew how to use their gifts. I sometimes think that the shorter one was my “one that got away”.

Anecdotal evidence is not evidence. Two is not a sample.

R79 tiny meat

I hooked up with a German guy here on vacation. I was so excited thinking he was going to be hung. He was about has hung as my thumb. He beat off and left. It was a real let down. I've never gotten excited when someone said, "German," again.

When the German guy I met in the backroom fucked me in the ass, I was already choking before his dick was fully in.

Very. Well. Hung.