Hello and thank you for being a DL contributor. We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. Please click here to update your account with a username and password.

Hello. Some features on this site require registration. Please click here to register for free.

Hello and thank you for registering. Please complete the process by verifying your email address. If you can't find the email you can resend it here.

Hello. Some features on this site require a subscription. Please click here to get full access and no ads for $1.99 or less per month.

Ari Melber

I want to spread his cheeks and tongue his furry hole.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 53July 9, 2020 4:52 PM

Same here, op!!!

Everytime I see him on MSNBC, he makes me horny.

There's just something very attractive about him.

Not married, right? I wonder what's his story?

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 1June 16, 2017 3:45 AM

Was married, now divorced.

Gay? I have no earthly idea.

by Anonymousreply 2June 16, 2017 3:46 AM

He looks like he'd allow suckoffs. Better swallow, though.

by Anonymousreply 3June 16, 2017 3:50 AM

Gladly.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 4June 16, 2017 3:53 AM

He's smooth down there....I know right?? ...I'm as shocked as you, but he addressed the issue with Fallon last month...smooth ass and trimmed pubes.

by Anonymousreply 5June 16, 2017 3:55 AM

Seriously, r5?

He looks hairy.

by Anonymousreply 6June 16, 2017 3:56 AM

Jews use divorce as the road to homo-sexu-ality.

by Anonymousreply 7June 16, 2017 3:59 AM

I'd swallow his load on a daily basis.

by Anonymousreply 8June 16, 2017 4:09 AM

Would you lick his balls? Lick tops of feet? Where does the madness end with Ari?

by Anonymousreply 9June 16, 2017 4:12 AM

He needs to change his name if he wants to make it in this business. It sounds like he's a 100 years old uncle visiting. It sounds like Melba toast.

by Anonymousreply 10June 16, 2017 4:21 AM

He's Ari-dorable!

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 11June 16, 2017 4:30 AM

No way his ass is smooth.

Check out those arms!

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 12June 16, 2017 4:31 AM

Allergic to weight lifting

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 13June 16, 2017 4:37 AM

He looks old.

by Anonymousreply 14June 16, 2017 4:41 AM

He's 54, looks good for his age.

by Anonymousreply 15June 16, 2017 4:45 AM

He's 54?! Damn! He looks like he's 42/44 max.

by Anonymousreply 16June 16, 2017 4:51 AM

R15 has jokes. Ari was born in 1980.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 17June 16, 2017 4:54 AM

Ugh, hairy triceps at R13. Arm hair above the forearm is disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 18June 16, 2017 4:57 AM

He looks horrible for 36! I thought he was in his mid 40s.

by Anonymousreply 19June 16, 2017 5:16 AM

So I guess no suckoffs?

by Anonymousreply 20June 16, 2017 5:20 AM

He's such a non-anything.

He doesn't move the needle in any direction. Handsome-ish. Smart-ish. Young-ish.

Also, he completely mispronounced "Seychelles" last week during Maddow's absence: suh-CHEL-eyes. How embarrassing.

by Anonymousreply 21June 16, 2017 5:41 AM

^^^ sorry...suh-CHEL-ees

by Anonymousreply 22June 16, 2017 5:43 AM

Isn't it say-SHELLS?

by Anonymousreply 23June 17, 2017 12:22 AM

Divorced? After a very short marriage. Perhaps he is gay afterall.

by Anonymousreply 24June 18, 2017 5:25 PM

He's one of those guys who looks hot in a suit, but average in street clothes. He just doesn't have a good body.

by Anonymousreply 25June 18, 2017 5:31 PM

R12 I thought that was David Schwimmer.

by Anonymousreply 26June 18, 2017 5:33 PM

Fuck all of you! Ari looks so hot, plus he's tote adorable. <3 I would take care of that hole, dick, and balls he would never want to leave home.

<3 <3 ARI <3 <3

by Anonymousreply 27June 18, 2017 6:16 PM

[quote]He's one of those guys who looks hot in a suit, but average in street clothes. He just doesn't have a good body.

God, the world would be a better place without people like you. He's handsome, in-shape man that doesn't have a good body? He's got a leg up on most people including you I suspect.

by Anonymousreply 28June 18, 2017 6:28 PM

He has a beautiful expressive Jewish face. He flirts with the audience with it.

by Anonymousreply 29June 19, 2017 1:03 AM

Love him! Glad he's divorced and back on the market — no woman could adequately tend to his needs.

by Anonymousreply 30June 19, 2017 1:16 AM

I want to like Melber's show, but he has too many Trump supporters on as guests. Last block - black Trump supporter speaking nonsense. Next block - another Trump supporter (who will be speaking nonsense)... I can't listen to that (although I like the other stuff around the Trump supporting guests). Turned down the volume until such guests are off and/or Matthews at 7pm.

by Anonymousreply 31July 26, 2017 11:29 PM

Is Ari Melber even a liberal? I thought so but I'm beginning to have my doubts.

by Anonymousreply 32July 26, 2017 11:38 PM

He is so handsome. But like that other poster said whenever I see pics of him outside of a suit he does look average. So disappointing.

by Anonymousreply 33August 7, 2017 3:22 AM

Ari is hot. I'm sure Josh Barro thinks so too. Whenever they've been on together Josh looks like he's falling in love.

by Anonymousreply 34August 11, 2017 1:17 PM

Ari and Chris Hayes get really stupid Republicans on for "clash" and attempt to change their minds or say what Melber and Hayes want them to say, and it's all futile and pointless.

by Anonymousreply 35August 11, 2017 1:27 PM

As was said up thread, I just mute the TV sound when Orange or a rethug appear on MSNBC.

Also a vote for Ari is cute, suit or no and love the hair where ever it is.

by Anonymousreply 36August 11, 2017 1:30 PM

Anyone watching Ari Melber ? He is interviewing the Russian oligarch in exile.

by Anonymousreply 37October 17, 2017 11:34 PM

Rachel will be on Ari's show today to help boost ratings

by Anonymousreply 38October 17, 2017 11:40 PM

Watching, R37. I’m glad that Ari got this big interview. Big fan of Ari and Rachel, so this is a fantastic show for me.

by Anonymousreply 39October 17, 2017 11:41 PM

What did the Russian oligarch have to say?

Anything important? Hopefully not good for Trump.

by Anonymousreply 40October 18, 2017 2:32 AM

Wait, when did Ari get D-I-V-O-R-C-E-D?

It seems like only a few months ago that he was married.

BTW, all of you DL whores can just stand in line, Ari is mine!!

by Anonymousreply 41October 18, 2017 2:37 AM

Is his show doing better than Greta Van Susteren? He's much easier on the eyes, and I find I'm watching that time slot more with him on it.

by Anonymousreply 42October 18, 2017 5:16 AM

I got a chance to meet him. He is gorgeous in person and has a charming smile. He actually touched me. Swoon.

by Anonymousreply 43October 18, 2017 5:42 AM

Did he did a step ladder to touch you? The man is tiny.

by Anonymousreply 44October 18, 2017 5:52 AM

He’s very handsome. I’ll take him if the rest of you think you’re too good for him.

by Anonymousreply 45October 18, 2017 12:47 PM

Hot AF, whats not to like

by Anonymousreply 46October 18, 2017 1:28 PM

watchin him now

sooooooooo hot with a bit of stubble.

just unreal.

dream of sukin his load downn and kissin him fore he goes home to his family...

by Anonymousreply 47February 12, 2018 11:28 PM

He’s gorgeous, classy and smart.

by Anonymousreply 48February 12, 2018 11:45 PM

The guy is adorably cute and he looks great. He has an interesting show.

by Anonymousreply 49February 13, 2018 12:01 AM

He makes me all tingly...down there.

by Anonymousreply 50February 13, 2018 12:09 AM

He looks WAY older than 37.

45 if a day.

by Anonymousreply 51February 13, 2018 12:28 AM

Bumping the original stanning thread. Maybe I create this one?

Ari loves the entire history of black music. Always going on about it. I bet he's had some BBC. Ari = hot wigga. Is a jewish wigga a jigga?

If you didn't see his recent "Strange Fruit" essay, it's good. And he's got balls making it as a white guy, these days, but I think he's got a lot of cred from Black musicians so he wasn't cancelled for speaking for blacks.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 52July 9, 2020 4:44 PM

I worked a reunion he was at. He is handsome and has a hairy chest. He was hitting on this girl. I think most people there didn't know who he was.

by Anonymousreply 53July 9, 2020 4:52 PM
Loading
Need more help? Click Here.

Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." Take a look at our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, click ACCEPT. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs.

×

Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads!