What's the best accidental male nudity you've ever witnessed?

So you weren't concerned about the burning house and who was left in it?

I was in high school. Was I supposed to put out the fire?

OP - Were you the one who torched the place so you could check the guy out?

This just happened to me today. Across the courtyard from me a young man, in his 20's my guess, dropped his shorts to his knees and then must have realized he could easily be seen. I just happened to be in my loft looking out, he adjusted the blinds with a nice dick hanging out, and he even had bush. Nice way to start my day.

I once lived in an apartment where I has a great view of a straight couple in apartment across the street. They would have sex all weekend in varying positions. I would just sit at my window and watch for hours.

Give OP a break...

He didn't start the fire (in his oversexed teen loins)....

The hot Daddy next door did....

I used to live in Denver, on the east side of Cheesman Park up from Capitol Hill. I'd catch the bus to work downtown. It was mix of older houses and some high rises. One morning I looked up and across the street a guy was on the third-floor jerking off in front of the big glass doors to the balcony. I didn't think much of it, because if was a big gay area at the time. But I noticed he was looking across the street. I crossed and saw that there was a guy up there doing the same thing. But he was looking elsewhere across the street. So I crossed back to the bus stop and sure enough the guy on my side was doing it while watching yet another guy standing by the balcony on another floor. So it was a three-way jerk-off exhibitionist/voyeur thing. Brilliant!

No, not accidental, but funny. The accident was that none of them realized there were three of them at it.

Someone needs to inform the OP that the term "hot daddy" does not refer to a traumatized man running outside in flames.

I don't know if it's accidental but there is an apartment below my balcony and I was having a few people over for drinks including my new boyfriend's sister. A couple of people were out there including the sister, they came in laughing a few minutes later and said the guy in the apartment below was laying on his bed completely nude. The thing is I had seen the guy a few times jacking off on the bed and sometimes with a girl. So I just said well he should have his blinds shut if he didn't want to be seen. Also I live across from a hotel I can see every room on my side and I have seen EVERYTHING. Then my boyfriend tells everyone "you should see what happens at the hotel", of course they were out with my binoculars looking for any room action. It was an interesting night.

There was a time I was staying with my sister and her family and I accidentally got a lengthy glance at my nephew, whose towel had slipped after he had come out of the shower. Oops!

[quote]He didn't start the fire (in his oversexed teen loins)....

It was always burning...

a lot of these are not accidental displays at all...

my favorites were the beach when I was younger - Jersey or Massachusetts or RI. You need a good strong surf. About 1x a summer a guy would lose his suits and have to walk naked up the sand to his towel.

Also, this used to happen a lot in the 70's.

I was working an overnight shift at a convenience store and about 4 am one of the regulars, a hot redneck daddy I had lusted after forever, pulls up to the gas pump and jumps out wearing a pair of pj pants. he must have been half asleep,because he didnt realize that he was at 3/4 mast and hanging out for the world to see. I guess the heat of my stare made him realize,cause he looked down,turned red and quickly tucked it in. I never saw him again.

Not sure my stories quality but here they are anyway.

When I was around 11 I went to a summer camp. Me and other same aged boys were changing into swimming trunks when a tall and good-looking guy in his 20s sits in front of us and pulls down his pants revealing a huge cock. It curved down and was possibly half-hard, since it was probably close to 9". Needless to say all the kids were totally staring it and the guy just coolly pulled on tight speedos which themselves left nothing to imagination. I still remember it like yesterday. *sigh*

Another incident which was actually a bit weird, and didn't even involve nudity was when I was in my 20s. I was on a second floor balcony having a cigarette break when I noticed a young guy, maybe 15 or 16, walking below me on an empty street. He was wearing loose jeans and he was clearly wanking his dick inside them. I'd never seen something like that happen and it was sort of fascinating. Especially when the guy glanced up and froze when he noticed me watching. He kept on walking but stopped wanking immediately. I've never been into teens and this incident certainly made it clear since I didn't really find it hot, even though it was very sexual.

[quote]There was a time I was staying with my sister and her family and I accidentally got a lengthy glance at my nephew, whose towel had slipped after he had come out of the shower. Oops!

Oh, that Traylor!

Pumping gas one morning and looking up at the apartment building next to the station a very cute young man came out nude on his balcony and did a kind of yawn and stretch like he had just woken up and he was alone out in nature instead of on a busy city street. Another time I was driving a twisty mountain road and came around a curve just in time to see the muscular white ass of a hot bicyclist as he was changing out of his spandex right next to the road. Finally a memorable trip on the train to the airport when a preppy young man in shorts was experiencing a cock and ball spillage much like the guy in the pic at r12 for practically the whole ride.

I was at a college bar in Baltimore about 15 years ago and across the bar was a young guy sitting on a bar stool talking to a woman standing in from of him. His shorts had riden up his thigh. You could clearly see about half of his hard cock sticking out of the leg of his shorts. After about 10 minutes he pulled the leg of his shorts down to cover it.

Cool thread. Here goes:

When I was about 11, just beginning puberty, my older brother's friend (age 16) came over. He, my bro and I were playing board game Risk. Summer. Neighbor in shorts. No underwear. Huge massive hairy sac hanging out as he was in side with one leg up. He did not mean it intentionally. But man. I had finally seen a big hairy set. His knob would come in and out of view. I watched the whole game. Lol.

Second: when I was about 14, we were at a hotel. Through courtyard u could see other rooms. Big blond muscle guy I had seen at beach last couple of days was in the bathroom shaving. He was balls assed nude. Our window looked right into his bathroom. Found it erotic watching a grown man shave his face. Nice cock on him too.

Last: I guess not intentional but my best friends dad came out of shower in our country club men's locker. I was about ten. First time I saw an uncut cock. I had no idea why it looked different. I asked my friend lol. Turns out he was uncut too.

So nobody is going to tell OP that what he saw was not nudity?

Watching a really hot dude coming out of a pool with his Speedos falling off. What an ass he had.

Dear Lord in Heaven!

AC is besties with AC... Andy Cohen who has beef with KG... this was not a hard decision for Anderson.

Wrong thread.. ignore R22.

John Wesley Shipp, naked and dripping coming out of the showers at my gym. Didn't know he was a member.

Age 15. My neighbors were having construction work done and a hot olive skinned worker was looking for a place to piss, he pissed behind the shed but I guess he didn't realize the back of the shed faced our backyard and I could see from my bedroom window. I saw him unzip and pull out his big cock, and the stream of piss. After the crew left I ran to the backyard to look to see if I could see where the piss landed. It was such an erotic thrill for me because I'd never seen a man's dick before.

R25 =

R1 - No. OP regularly masturbates to burning children. It's the DL way.

Nephew? Haha. That's not normal. I haven't seen good accidental nudity in a long time but I love for these moments. I was washing my hands in the dorm bathroom and a stocky, little bubble assed dude rips off his boxers. His ass was so ripe it has even an appealing bit of cellulite on it despite his age.

Our neighbor directly across the street is a hot, very fit beardo who over the last decade has hosted an endless parade of female fuck partners. Both his living room and bedroom have windows facing the street, and he frequently leaves the curtains open. He has clear exhibitionist tendencies and my husband and I both frequently enjoy the show; he knows there's a couple of gays across the street but that certainly hasn't made him more shy. Among the things I have seen:

- His naked ass, framed in morning sunlight, pumping up and down as he was positioned atop a woman on his bed. - His entire nude body framed in the bedroom window, with (unfortunately) his hands cupped over his dick and balls. There was a woman lying on the bed and they appeared to be horsing around. - Him out working in his front yard wearing only boxer shorts, with an ample bulge in the front of his shorts. - A woman's tits pressed up against the living room window as he either fucked or humped her from behind.

Also seen him shirtless hundreds and hundreds of time. Have somehow yet to see his bare dick, although feel it's only a matter of time (although he does seem to have become a bit more discreet in the last year or two.)

My high school French teacher liked to sit on his desk in front of the class with his legs wide open. He never wore underwear and his huge dick, which snaked half way down his thigh, was visible from space. He didn't seem to realize and was always getting mad at his students for snickering and laughing during class.

R29, that's so hot! I love neighbor voyeurism stories. Do you and your husband talk openly about it or ogle him together / have sex afterwards talking dirty about him? Sounds like a delicious set-up you got going there.

Did the hot daddy have firecrotch OP?

when i was really young,, like about 10 or something, there was this hot, high as fuck teenager jerking off inside this tire maze at the playground. me and my buddies were crawling around on top of it, looking in at him and he was watching us, which come to think of it now is pretty creepy.

Also, I was on the wrestling team for about 5 seconds in high school. I was a freshman, there was a senior changing right next to me. i was tying my shoes or untying my shoes or something, and moved my head up quickly and my nose basically hit this guy in the ass hole, he was bent over. If I didn't know before, I knew at that point I was family.

Our company had a tennis outing with senior managers and the junior guys like my age (mid to late 20s). Old school WASPy country club in CT. Has to wear "tennis whites". Most of us young guys had to buy white tennis shorts. But the older men already owned them. They were like the ones you see of older players....short shorts. After my boss and I played we went to outdoor bar for iced tea and to talk about company etc. For the next half hour he sat at bar w legs open while his bulge in what had to be an old style jockstrap hung out of his shorts. I laugh now. This was last summer. But I had to keep it in then.

Half these stories are not accidental nudity. Ahh, newsflash you old queens, surprise surprise, guys actually get naked in the locker room!.... I had to literally laugh out loud at R25 though. That was funny!

Correction: R26 in response to R25

r31 yeah my husband and I definitely talk about how hot he is, share sightings, and at times have summoned each other to our front door (where the portal-style window affords the best view of the front of his house) when he was visible in some state of undress or another.

I will admit there was a time we were watching him together, working shirtless in his front yard, that got us mutually horned up. That led to some mutual crotch grabbing and fondling in our entry way; before too long my husband was on his knees, sucking me while I continued to spy on the neighbor.

Gosh, R35. How nice of you to chime in and let us know what you think of gay people and how you LAUGHED OUT LOUD at one post and you're such an OCD pinhead you had to correct your non-contributory post on top of it all.

You're a turd on the DL floor and we all expect it's not quite accidental, asshole.

I was traveling for work and a big fat sow in a muumuu got herself caught in a revolving door and when she gave a great heave she spun out, tearing the frock off as she landed with her enormous ass up in the air. And an old woman walking by muttered, "Whore," and whacked the behemoth with her umbrella.

Did you ever get your muumuu back, R35?

Oooh I'm so hurt!! Called a turd by a fat old slob who wanks her little needle dick furiously at the sight of bare ass in the locker room because no one will give her a second glance and would puke if they did.

R9 Here again. I was on my balcony just enjoying the sun and I see a guy run down the alleyway between the 2 buildings. He got behind a trash bin and started to piss, I could see everything. He kept looking up the alley and after his piss stopped he started jerking his cock until he shot a load zipped up and went back up the alley, never noticing me above looking down at him. I saw a beer delivery truck near a strip club I figured he was delivering there and got really excited and had to relieve himself. He was hot af 19-20 blond hair and cap. Cock looked average sized. Usually all I see in the alley is people from the strip club smoking weed. This was a few years ago and the club became a coffee place. Love this thread, brings back some great memories, and some hot stories.

Mexicans at the Home Depot parking lot. Not erotic at all.

A lot of casual nudity in the gym locker rooms which can be exciting. The only time it was accidental though was when some guy was trying to put their pants on underneath their towel and it would slip off prematurely. Always enjoyed that when the guy was hot, especially if I knew them.

In ninth grade I walked in on my best friend jacking off. He had a muscle vibrator on his junk and was looking at some porn magazine. He didn't see me at first and was way into it. I watched a little then made noise so he knew I was there. We never talked about it. Funny watching him grab his boxer briefs and try to get dressed quick w a hard on.

When I was a teen my and family lived in a house on a small bay. We were out in the yard when a small boat came by with a woman and her hot to death man. Long hair, hairy chested, naturally muscled body. He's only wearing a pair of loose jean shorts and laying back against the front of the boat. His huge dong is hanging about 2 inches out of his shorts. I just stood there staring. He looked up and smiled.

R12's picture reminded me of one incident...At one company I worked for, I had a manager in his early-30's who was pretty hot - athletic, fair haired, and a very nice guy. We were at an off-site department meeting at his house, which happened monthly during the summer, partly for business and partly a team-building picnic. Everyone was sitting in a semicircle while others gave quick presentations in front of the team. I went up to speak, I looked at Mark sitting on the ground in front of me reclining back slightly with his knees bent, and I see quite a bit of his large, smooth balls hanging out of his shorts.....very much like the photo in R12. Staying on topic was difficult!

I lived in a basement apartment of a small four unit complex. I heard sex from the upstairs apartment all the time, mostly women moaning until the guy would always shout here I cum! I would see the women leave but never saw the guy. After a couple months I hear him close his door and walk downstairs to the laundry room, so I went there as well, I'm expecting to see some young guy but I was shocked to see a short bald man that is probably 60! He was in a tank top and briefs and he had a very nice package. I think I muttered something about checking if the machine was open and ran back to my apartment. As soon as his machine finished I lifted a pair of his boxer briefs and jerked off. I was in college and working a lot so I never saw him again, he moved a few months later. I bet he had sex four nights a week at least, I still have great j/ o thinking about him. I wish I would've tried to hook up with him he must've been a great guy in bed.

Excellent stories here, keep them coming!

Sydney Greenstreet dropping his towel in the sauna.

In college, my roommate in sophomore year, great guy, good looking, intelligent, good Midwestern boy. Always slept late. In mornings, his huge dong would always be hanging out of boxers. A few morning wood situations. Still one of the thickest cocks I have seen to this day. Ahh memories.

R47 How come short bald straight men in their 60's get more action than tall full haired men (me) in their early 50's. Maybe that package that you mentioned is the key....he had a huge cock and all the gals knew it.

Another nephew sighting, I'm afraid. This time it was hole, not pole. That shameless scamp!

R51 I think pheromones had something to do with it, just being near him a few seconds had me charged. But I would imagine his cock was pretty nice!

Joshua in the building next door never shut his blinds when he jerked off. Unfortunately, it was to straight porn, so it wasn't as interesting as it might have been.

Another guy walked around naked all the time when he lived in that apartment. A friend of mine used to like to look in the window, but the guy never did anything. I missed Joshua.

A real case of accidental nudity caught on camera.

Bull vs pants.

Years and years ago, a female friend of mine married this guy who had been treating her like shit for years. None of us could figure out why. Not long after they married, I went to visit her. We were sitting on the back porch, and her back was to the house. He didn't know I was there and he came strolling out of the shower, toward the back porch, totally naked. He saw me, froze, grinned and gave me the "shhhh" sign. He then backed out and tiptoed away. She never knew I saw him.

Needless to say, I then understood why she married him. Awesome body and HUGE, long thick cock.

For 3 years I had a window office on the 11th floor, which faced the side of a Marriott Hotel (pictured). Pretty regularly, folks would open their curtains in the morning naked. In the winter, when it was dark by 5pm, business guys would check into their rooms and often strip down (usually to underwear) to watch TV on the bed, fire up their laptops, etc. I saw some jerking off and twice I saw straight couples having sex at the windows.

When I was a kid, my karate instructor stripped down naked to change with us in the locker room. His behavior seems sketchy in retrospect, but I remember being fascinated with his low hanging balls and thick bush.

When I was a teenager, my friend's father was very hot--tall, mustache, very hairy chest and torso. I was there after school quite a lot and his dad would get home around 5:30 and always shower after he got home. He used to sweat a lot because he was so hairy, so I think that's why he'd shower when he came home.

Anyway, they were having their upstairs bathroom redone, so he to use the shower in the basement. He had to come through the living room to go upstairs to his bedroom. I looked forward to seeing him walk across the living room in nothing but a towel so I could get a look at that hot, hairy chest. Then one day, just as he came around the corner into the living room, his towel slipped to the floor. Because he was carrying his clothes, he couldn't get the towel back up. He had a nice big cock with a fat head. He froze for just a couple seconds then just nonchalantly kept walking up the stairs. My friend yelled, "Jeez Dad, thanks for flashing my friend!" He just chuckled and said sorry. I was definitely thankful and wanted to say no need to apologize!

I remember this same friend used to complain that he could hear his mother moaning when his parents would have sex. I got a look at what she had inside her, so no surprise that she was moaning while getting plugged with that big cock!

Hot post.

How come all the cocks seen accidentally are always huge?

Cause they're the memorable ones. Or everyone's just writing down fantasies.

R62, I'm R14 and I saw dozens of dicks as a kid in locker rooms and saunas. I saw some adults but obviously most were kids like me. I remember the huge one exactly because it was so huge.

[quote]When I was a kid, my karate instructor stripped down naked to change with us in the locker room. His behavior seems sketchy in retrospect, but I remember being fascinated with his low hanging balls and thick bush.

I believe kids should see naked adults because it's totally natural. That's probably because I've been going to sauna with adults since I was a toddler. I also had gym teachers who sometimes showered with us kids. It's a bonding thing. Obviously pedos can take advantage as well which is terrible.

^ Jerry Sandusky's shower toy

When I was in college my roommate's hot friend Steve would come visit him a few times a month. He was your typical dumb fun jock boy. One weekend my roommate went home and Steve showed up and asked if he could just hangout. Of course I said yes. Later that night I walked in on him as he was getting out of the shower and saw his beautiful muscular body and big swinging cock. I wasn't out at the time so I blushed and said sorry and closed the door. 20 years later and I can still picture every detail. I'm pretty sure I could have had that if I wasn't too scared to go for it.

Walked in on my parents post-sex. Lying side-by-side (my mom on the other side) and saw his big ol' naked ass.

Not sexy, but funny. I used to work in an ICU that had two patient beds across from each other. In one bed was Mr, Kelly, an old fat white man with lung disease. In the bed across from him was Mrs. Smith, a middle aged church going woman with cancer whose church friends often came to sit with her. Mr Kelly used to walk around his bed in his short hospital gown with part of his big ass uncovered and his droopy balls hanging below the hemline of the gown. The church ladies averted their eyes and they never said a word about him. But they did blush and giggle a lot.

This morning at the gym.... A guy around 25 who was doing deadlifts went to tuck in his shirt. He pulled down the front of his shorts and accidentally displayed his cock and balls. I assume he thought he was wearing underwear, but I guess he had on shorts that had a mesh lining (like a bathing suit). He was a little embarrassed I think, and he quickly returned to his lifting. He had a nice set on him; was a good way to start my run.

When I was 13 my parents had a nasty accident and stayed several days in the hospital. I stayed with the neighbors for most of the afternoon and at night the teenage son would take me home and spend the nights there. He would always sleep naked. Always.

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Did you sleep in the same bed, R70? Were you naked, too?

Before I tell my story, I just want to preface it by saying my stepdad and mother got married about 3 years before this incident and this stepdad (2) was at least 8 years younger than my mother.

One hot summer night, when I was in the 6th grade, my stepdad was sleeping in his underwear on the living room floor. He didn't have a blanket on or anything. My younger brother noticed it first and told me he had a hard on. I went to check it out. It looked like he had a huge baseball in his underwear. After my brother went to sleep, I went to get a closer look. My stepdad's dick was sticking out of the top of his underwear. I came two or three times that night.... Good times!

Best: I was on my first ship, working through lunch, went into my Chief's office for a wiring manual and walked in on my Dvision Officer changing out of his uniform into his running shorts. He was a young ensign, younger than me actually, right out of Anapolis, not handsome really, sort of cute in a unformed, nerdy way, wire rimmed glasses and the kind of fine blond hair that was already receding, and too thin to be hot IMO. Out of his clothes though, he was more substantial, and had nice peachy skin,muscular thighs, a pert, perky ass and a nice juicy cock, not massive but really nicely proportioned. He was one of those low hangers where you have to look down the insides of their legs to get the real story. He always wore his uniforms kind of loose so I didn't realize he was packing that much heat. He turned bright pink when I opened the door and I mumbled and apology and left, but not before getting a good eyeful for the spank bank. Afterwards he always blushed prettily when he saw me, which makes me think he was family. You see so much male nudity on a ship, it wouldn't even register unless you were especially....aware of that kind of thing.

Worst: two homeless people getting it on in the alley behind my ground floor Seattle apartment. I walked into my kitchen and there they were by the , her bent over on a low wall and him pile driving away on her giant ass. It was like watching a mangy jackrabbit screwing a manatee--a manatee with a tattoo sleeve and purple dreads.

Isn't it interesting how EVERY SINGLE DICK SIGHTING is of a huge one?

I mean, what are the odds??????????

*rolls eyes*

Obviously, they're the most memorable

When I was about 14 or 15, I went "rolling" with some friends late one night. (That's throwing rolls of toilet paper around someone's yard)

We did one of my friend's cousin's house. In the middle of it, the porch lights came on and the cousin's husband came out on the porch, yelling, at us. He was completely naked. Everyone else ran, but I was already behind a bush and kept staring. He had an average dick, but his body was amazing! I wanted to look at him forever...

My neighbor had a full bath downstairs and off his kitchen and would shower around 11:30 each night and then walk nude across his kitchen floor with his huge meat flopping. We were his only neighbors and our house was dark at that time of night, so I assume he thought no one was watching.

[quote]Isn't it interesting how EVERY SINGLE DICK SIGHTING is of a huge one?

I consider it Size Meat miracle!

No one needs to see a big dick like a hungry teen gayling.

R75, please start a thread about the *worst* accidental male nudity you've ever witnessed.

R75 - The title of the thread calls for the best. Do you really want to hear stories about tiny-peckered men?

Years ago when I was a 15-year-old gayling paperboy, I was doing collections one night and knocked on the door of this one customer whom I'd always lusted after. I guess he was in his early 30s, tall, killer smile, short hair, great body. He was wearing a long white cotton t-shirt, and when he turned around and walked into another room to get money for me, I was delighted to see that the t-shirt was all that he had on. The shirt came about halfway down his buttocks, and I had a perfect view of said naked butt. This event was to become masturbatory fodder for a long, LONG time. Strangely, when he returned, I noticed that the shirt completely covered his dick and balls. He was either unaware that I'd gotten a great view of his naked ass, or, as I suspect, he simply didn't care. He was single, but I ave no idea whether he was gay. Of course at my tender age, I was too stupid/scared to investigate further.

I was 14 and was at school on a Sunday night, a school club had an event that was set to go to 9:00 pm but got done very early. I was bored and didn't want to go home so I wondered around the school. By the gym I heard a noise in the locker room, I sneaked down and it was the football coach taking a shower. It was mostly dark so I was able to easily spy. He was in his 50's and had a great body. He didn't jerk off but kept soaping himself off. His red nylon gym shorts were nearby and I got rock hard smelling and touching them. I left of course before he got dressed. To this day seeing nylon red shorts gets me going. I've jerked off at least 100 times to that memory.

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It was years ago on local DC TV. The Redskins locker room. I was always stunned by Monte Coleman and his bedroom eyes, among other things. The interviewer obviously didn't know the cameras were still rolling. Coleman walked up and by the camera...it was heart stopping...almost a still of his family jewels...some women are so lucky and don't even realize it. I know he is married with a son and etc. but it was a wonderful glimpse. Renee Pousannt was the anchor person and she looked like she was swallowing a Mack truck.

I walked in once on a friend who was changing into a swimsuit. We were in our early teens. He was very goodlooking, so it was a treat. Or it would have been if I hadn't had the life-changing experience of seeing that his dick had no head. It just came to a point where the head should have been, and had an extremely large pisshole. Thereafter, I was always nicer to him in any situation where it was appropriate than I might otherwise have been. He had a broken dick, for fuck's sake.

Years later, it would occur to me that he was uncircumcised.

My neighbor would never close his blinds. He used to watch porn and jerk off into a sock. Classy

r87, you do not sound enthused by his habitual sock-ejaculations.

R85, I am confused by your post. What did you see? A BJ? Was the anchor a woman? What?

The neighbor across the street from me on three separate occasions chooses to sweep his driveway in the nude at 5 am. The first time I had walked outside to pick up a newspaper, I just waived...he didn't seem to be embarrassed. He's in his late 50's, married, nice looking, and he's crazy OCD about the exterior of his house...constantly fussing over details, everything perfect, he spends hours out there.

On my first day of University. I woke up in my dorm and opened the curtains to see in the dorm opposite a hot blonde guy towelling himself down in the window. I was mesmerised. I didn't see his dick but he was muscular and his butt was awesome. He didn't see me but this became something to look forward to in the mornings. It happened a few times, but I think he caught on as he started to draw his curtains after a while.

You may not have been the only member of his fan club, R91.

Lol, some of these stories remind me NEVER to rent an apartment that faces another apartment.

Here's how the peeping toms & voyeurs on this thread spend their free time:

OP must be a descendant of Emperor Nero.

"Look at these bare-buttocked commoners fleeing the Fire of Rome! What a sight! Centurions, bring me my lyre! My heart is moved to song!"

Get some sleep, R94. You're not making any sense.

Does buttcrack count?

So that is what cunts born in the 1920s wack off about? Yuck. Kill yourself OP.

This thread is about ACCIDENTAL nudity.....in a lot of the examples cited in these replies the naked guys seem to be FULLY aware of what they're doing. Still hot but it's intentional.

When I was 16, I was a bus boy at Chi Chi's. We had to periodically check the restrooms as well, and one time I walked in there and there was some cowboy-ish looking guy in jeans with a beard - probably in his late 40's/early 50's - standing at the urinal taking a leak with a full hardon. He was standing like a foot away from the urinal, so his dick was on full display. It was easily 8" at least. He was the only person in the restroom besides me, but he made no effort to try and hide his dick when I walked in. To this day I still wonder if he would have let me suck it, I just didn't have the nerve to ask.

Several years ago I was visiting a buddy in the hospital and inadvertently got to see his very hot roommate being given an enema by a male nurse. The curtain around his bed was askew just enough that I had a perfect view of the entire procedure. The guy was not happy about what was being done to him and had no idea he was being watched. Even though I could sympathize with the guy in every way, I found the situation to be a huge turn-on.

Wow r100 that's the creepiest thing I have ever read yet on DL. Thread is called accidental and your story was not an accident, its just creepy.

That's hot R99. He was clearly horny because of the hard-on and looking for someone to suck him off because he didn't bother hiding when you walked in.

R100, I think, R101 is being overly critical.

Your story could have been hot if you'd described the hot male in the hospital bed and if you'd given us other details that conjured up hot sexy images...

Instead you created mental images of an anonymous man with shit spewing out of his ass...while you creepily watched him and ignored your dying friend...NOT sexy

[quote]What's the best accidental male nudity you've ever witnessed?

"I once went to a Bris and saw my cousin's baby get circumcised. We had brisket."

"I used to work a morgue and some of the corpses were male."

I worry about some DLers.

Some of us don't have much "accidental" male nudity, R104. And if we did, it was not good, let alone "best."

Well, we can't all be you, Chi Chi LaRu = R105

But enjoy your life.

[quote]Some of us don't have much "accidental" male nudity, [R104]. And if we did, it was not good, let alone "best."

Then you should probably move on to another thread.

Maybe start your own - My Horrible Experiences with Male Nudity!

When I was a kid, my mom had a hot sometimes-live-in boyfriend. He'd walk around in his boxers a lot, and sometimes his nuts would spill out of them when he sat or his flaccid cock would slip out of the front slit. It's only in retrospect that I can truly appreciate just how hot he was.

Jesus, R103, you sure jump to a lot of conclusions,

#1: There was no shit spewing out of anyone's ass. The dude was lying on his side facing away from me and the privacy curtain wasn't pulled all the way over. I saw the nurse do the entire procedure and heard the guy bitching about it. There was no spewing of shit until he safely got to the bathroom and closed the door behind him.

#2: As far as "conjuring up hot sexy images," there were none, otter than getting to see what I considered to be a very attractive guy in his 20s or 30s having his really nice ass exposed and subjected to a procedure by a nice-looking male nurse—something I'm sure would have mortified him if he'd known he was being watched. The topic of this thread is Best Accidental Nudity, not "Write a Story for Nifty."

#3. My fiend wasn't dying. He'd had his appendix out the day before and since he was (and still is) a good friend, I just wanted to see how he was doing.

R101 — Be "creeped out" all you want to. If you had been in my position, you'd have watched, too.

[quote] Watching a really hot dude coming out of a pool with his Speedos falling off

Well how many pairs was he wearing at the time?

Wow, R109, you really cleared that up...

And gave me a huge boner!

[italic]"Roll over," Slade, the male nurse commanded to Skip, who grudgingly complied.

Slade drew the thin hospital gown up to Skip's 32-inch waist, exposing two perfectly rounded buttocks. With his left hand, he parted the melon-shaped globes and located Skip's tight, pink rosebud. With his right hand he deftly inserted the clear plastic enema hose into Skip's virgin rectum, eliciting a muffled "unnngggh" in response as Skip groaned into the pillow. A single tear rolled down his cheek. The tear was from embarrassment, not pain—the pain would begin in precisely 35 seconds, when the first wave of cramps hit him—but Skip didn't know that at the time…[/italic]

There, R110. Does that "undull" it? Hey, I tried.

Moar!

butt bump

...and Slade remembered he hadn't lubed the shower shot, but had inserted it into Skip's tender hole quickly, which is when he saw that single teardrop hit the pillow and felt the pain in his heart.

My senior trip in HS was to Disney world. We went to one of the water parks and the guy (straight) had a crush on changed in front of me. He was on every sports team and had the hottest, big, round butt. I was in awe.

I haven't seen him since graduation (almost 20 years ago!) but he was as dumb as a rock, so I'm guessing he's fat, divorced and living in a trailer somewhere.

This nostalgic thread is hilarious and it's making me feel HORNY as HELL!

Freshmen year of High school first time walking into the gym lockerroom right there in front of me a hot football player with his huge dick and hairy bush, he must have noticed me staring cause he put a towel on when i walked by again . He was a senior and starting runningback, biracial black/white and had a muscular build..his younger brother ended up marrying one of my mom's neighbors so still see him around sometimes..still hot and muscular.

The living room windows of my first apartment were directly across from the windows of a neighboring building's studio apartment. The guy who lived there never lowered his blinds all the way, leaving about a six inch gap at the bottom of the window that was eye level for me when I was on my couch. He sat at his desk and jerked off into a sock almost every night, which lined up right in the gap of his blinds.

I jerked off quite a bit to the free show at first, and even a few times with my shades open enough to return the favor and maybe give him a clue about the logistics of the window situation, but I don't think he ever saw anything. Eventually it became routine and lost its sexiness. But I had my TV set up next to my windows, so many nights I would be watching TV while my neighbor jerked off into a sock right in visual range next to it, which just became increasingly funny over time.

I walked in on cousin and her BF fucking. Guy had an upward curves 8+ inch pinga .

Also, a drunk/high guy at a party got a huge boner once and grew hard to the point his cock fell out of his shorts. He dozed off while smoking a blunt with some of the girls from school. When it fell out almost everyone near him gawked and giggled . It eventually went down after a few mins and all u saw at that point was ample bulge. He was a butterface but I know at least 3 of the girls started fucking him on the regular after seeing it . It's one of the most beautiful BBC's I've ever seen, and was one of the few 6+ girth I witnessed in my life.

nekkid bump (would rather see nekkid butt).

[quote]Lol, some of these stories remind me NEVER to rent an apartment that faces another apartment.

Curtain, Blanche. Heard of them?

I was 14 and the house that backed onto our lot had a 16-year old jock whose room faced mine across the two backyards, a good distance away but with an unobstructed view between the large trees. We went to the same high school but never spoke. I went to bed at 10:00 and realized one night that he was jerking off in front of his computer, completely naked, with the drapes open but only limited light from the computer screen. I guess because my room was dark he never considered that anyone could see into his room. Anyway, I took the family binoculars and every night I would be dutifully in bed by 10:30 with my lights off and waiting. He jerked off almost every night, and almost precisely at 11:00. It was my fun jerkoff time for months. Once my mother casually asked me why the family binoculars were in my room and I hastily explained that were often lots of birds in the big trees outback that I liked to watch. I realized I was blushing at the time and thought she must have suspected something. Suddenly, the jock just started closing his drapes and the shows ended. I often wondered if he caught me looking at him in the halls at school and figured it out.

R123. Mom told him.

No, R124, R123's mom told the jock's Mom.

[quote]The living room windows of my first apartment were directly across from the windows of a neighboring building's studio apartment. The guy who lived there never lowered his blinds all the way, leaving about a six inch gap at the bottom of the window that was eye level for me when I was on my couch.

Did the view look something like this?

Rugby players minus their shorts, be sure to mute the annoying music.

Incredibly hot thread

One weekend afternoon I was walking through the parking lot at a local beach, A surfer was standing between two vans and was trying to put on his wetsuit but was having trouble, and was dancing around trying to get the suit up past his upper legs, but with no success. He was, therefore, totally naked from the waist down. I saw what the problem was and quickly stepped behind him, so no one could see his predicament (which was a very nice size and shape, as was his ass). I asked him if there was anything I could do to help him and he said, "no, just stand right there while I get this fucking thing on." After he was suited up, he thanked me, which I thought was a nice touch, considering how much I'd enjoyed the two-minute show.

R118, Shame on you. You're the reason there are now towel dancers in gyms. Shame, I say, shame on you.

My coworker is a sweet Mexican guy who is cute (and married with 3 kids). He was out for a couple weeks taking care of his mother in law and asked me to drop off some work at his house, he said to leave it in the mailbox by the door. I was just leaving when the door opens. I see the most gorgeous, ripped guy I've ever seen in nothing but white briefs. His nips were probably dollar coin size. He says he's my coworkers brother, he had a warm smile but nothing sexual. I am sure I stood there drowning in drool, I finally explained why I was there. I was desperate to see more of this guy so I asked as many questions I could about his in laws mother, how she was doing, etc. he was walking around looking for a photo of her and his ass was just awe inspiring. I left after 5 minutes, I think I would've passed out if I had to restrain myself from gobbling him alive. Never saw him again but my coworker when he came back said his brother sure was impressed by how worried I was over his mother in law ... if he only knew the real reason!!

Some of you don't know the meaning of the word "nudity."

Without dong, it is negligible nudity at best.

When I was in 8th grade, my grandmother had chest pains so the entire family loaded up and went to the emergency room with her and waited there with her for hours.

Also in the ER that night was Jeff, a 9th grader and the popular jock at our junior high school, a gorgeous blond athlete. Apparently Jeff had broken his upper leg in a junior high football game. The privacy curtain around the area of the ER where Jeff was being treated was not fully drawn and from my chair I could watch unobstructed as Jeff lay TOTALLY naked and a body cast was applied to him. I will never forget it. It must have taken two hours and I saw the entire thing.

Jeff was in great shape but had a very small uncut dick and literally no pubic hair. I stared the entire time as they put the cast on him. By the end he still lay there basically naked except for a cast from his toes on one leg and knee on the other up to his armpits (also hairless, which I will never forget).

I never saw Jeff again. This was the 80s and my military dad was transferred again at Christmas and Jeff had never come back to school in his body cast. I still wondered if he had shaved all his hair or just had never grown any but seeing him lay there naked and then have the cast applied and then laying there naked in the cast was the hottest unexpected nudity I have ever seen.

R134, great story! I like to think Jeff knew he was putting on a show for you.

[quote][R134], great story! I like to think Jeff knew he was putting on a show for you.

Well that's just sad.

My old Uncle Danny on the beach. One of his balls flopped out of the netting of his swim trunks and was hanging off the edge of his beach chair. It looked like a little dead baby bird, pink and blue with no feathers.. Never forgot it.

Once walking around during lunch hour I saw a homeless man curled up in a doorway right on Lexington avenue in the 60s. He had his hard dick out and was wanking off furiously, his eyes closed tight. It had a nice pink head and was of decent size.

The guy was a young blond with a beard. He could have been quite handsome.

Another time in riverside drive I saw a homeless man getting fucked on his stomach by another.

It was under one of those arched bridges in the late afternoon. They were both clothed so no nudity. I didn't look but I had to walk past them.

[quote]Once walking around during lunch hour I saw a homeless man curled up in a doorway The guy was a young blond with a beard. He could have been quite handsome.

Welcome to Datalounge...where even the bums are blond,hot and have nice dicks.

W&W, R139, but so true.

It's true though R139. I remember thinking, what a waste.

If it was a gross homeless, R139, then it wouldn't have been the best accidental male nudity he witnessed.

Someone should start a NEW thread on hot homeless stories !

I was taking my brother-in-law around nyc for his first visit in the late 1980's. It was a beautiful snowy day. We were standing on a corner, around 23rd and 6th, or thereabouts, and we both looked over at the same time - to see a homeless person, pants down, bent over (not facing us), taking a shit.

Everything was white white white - and then this massive coiling of black shit. An image burned forever into our memory cells.

Welcome to NYC, bro-in-law!

R144 — It would have been more appropriate if you were in Flushing.

Not accidental. but one of the PE instructors in my high school used to walk around naked in the locker room. Yes, he was one hunk, great build, former military. Nice dick.

I went to use the restroom at the VW agency while my car was being serviced, and when I opened the door, one of their hottest mechanics was standing there totally naked as he changed into his work coveralls. He'd forgotten to lock the door. We were both…surprised. He had a very nice dick and a lovely bubble butt. The restroom wasn't the proper venue for clothes-changing, but he was late and in a hurry. I'd love to have done him, but I'm pretty sure he was straight.

He was going to go au naturale underneath his coveralls? Hot!

If anyone starts a "hot homeless" thread, please link to it here. I may have a few stories.

That’s a hot story r18.

I live opposite an alley and my apartment overlooks it. I used to constantly on a weekly basis see guys taking a piss. On several occasions I’ve see multiple guys pissing together and a couple of times seen some guys go crazy and just strip naked. This doesn’t seem to happen anymore, no more pissing, no more craziness. I think my neighbor who moved in a few years ago complained about it. But I’ve still got the memories.

[quote]That’s a hot story R18.

You bumped a two-year-old thread to say this?!

Yes, R152

The office in my city apartment looks across the street to similar era and size house. Two identical twin hetero hunks moved in when they started at a nearby university. This was 20 years ago. They were not shy. The kitchen and one bedroom are opposite my window. Morning display! They grew up, got jobs, Got thicker. One moved out the other got married and stayed with his wife. He now has kids. And a very fat ass looking good in his late 30s.

His lifetime tragedy was your masturbatory gain, OP!

I remember when I was a very little boy, our neighbor's house caught on fire

I'll never forget the stir in my loins as the hot dad bulging from both ends

raced through the burning building out to the pavement

I stood there creaming in my pajamas and watched the whole world go up in flames

And when it was all over I said to myself, is that all there is to a fire?

This is a great thread.

When I was about 13 or 14, one evening, my stepdad came home from work, showered, and fell asleep on the couch in his bathrobe. This was a frequent occurrence; however, on this particular evening, he must have been having some really hot dream, because his robe suddenly fell open, and up sprang his thick erection which towered backward above his abdomen like a boat sail. It was red and gleaming, and I was mesmerized because it was visibly pulsating. I'd also had no idea he was so hung. As his balls tightened upward, I was seriously pondering whether or not to go up to his meat and swallow it for him, when the doorbell rang and woke him up. He closed his robe and turned to finish his nap facing the back of the couch.

For months, I jerked off vigorously to the memory of this scene burned into my brain.

I was probably 11 or 12 and walked into the locker room of our local swim club and saw one of the life guards stepping out of the shower nude. I'd never seen anyone in there before except for dads and kids still in their trunks so it was not as if I haunted the place, but this time, oh my god. I don't remember his name exactly, I think it might have been Don since this was the '70s and there were a lot more Dons then. He was one of the swim coaches and had a beautiful, lithe, tan body with just enough body hair and really well-defined muscles without being overly bulky. He had light brown hair which got really sun-kissed over the course of the summer. He was the topic of a lot of discussion at the pool, suffice it to say. Anyway, there he was, naked and unembarrassed, the first man I'd ever seen that way except for my father. And it looked just like a penis. I had no frame of reference except for my dad and it looked pretty much the same. And that was it.

Hot, R158.

As a 16-year-old and a working holiday in Portugal after a very hot day my French boss dropped me and his son at the compound. We decided to get into the pool and I turned away to undress. As I walked to the shower in my Speedos Thierry was bollock naked- all 16 years of hot jock twink within arm’s length. First time I had seen another guy naked next to me. I felt a boner coming on so dived straight into the pool.

How did I miss this thread from the past?

I had no idea this thread existed until today. Some of the stories here seem a bit inappropriate ... so I will add mine to the thread.

When I was a freshman in high school I was in a study hall period taught by one of the coaches. One time, he asked me to deliver something to one of the other football coaches who happened to be teaching PE to the senior boys. I knew where the coach's office was but also knew he was teaching in the gym, so it gave me the opportunity to walk through the boy's locker room. It was near the end of the period and most of the boys had already left the locker room, but I got a chance to see one boy coming out of the shower -- his name was Jeff. He was a tall, blonde, muscular jock. He was the football quarterback who was popular and everyone's buddy. He didn't notice me at all, but I sure noticed him. Loved seeing his beautiful round butt, hairy bush, and the gentle swinging of his meaty cock. It was like a dream come true that out of all the other seniors I could have seen, I got to see him. It lasted only a few seconds, but it was great. After that moment, Jeff was the subject of my daily wank sessions. And he had my attention at school. I would pass him in the hallway, or see him in the lunch room.

It was a few weeks later during lunch that I happened to be in the gym as a bunch of kids were crowding around the vending machine. They had only recently added this candy machine, and there were always kids crowded around it getting something sweet after lunch. I was waiting to make a selection at the machine and Jeff pushed his way through the other kids. He was so popular, respected, and powerful that nobody questioned him. I was right behind him when he bent over to pull his candy out of the machine, and his hot ass, packed into skin-tight jeans rubbed right up against my crotch. I felt a tingle go through my whole body. Nobody noticed because it was so crowded that we were always bumping into each other. Jeff took his candy and left. This moment also fueled more wank sessions.

Some weeks later, everyone was shocked and saddened when Jeff was killed in a late night car crash, hit by a drunk driver. Everyone at school was sharing their stories about how dedicated, sweet, and funny he was (as, of course, all dead teenagers are). I didn't really know him that well so I couldn't add to those stories; of course I couldn't tell anyone that my favorite memories were of seeing his big beautiful dick and bumping my cock up against his ass.

Bump!

[quote]he hot dad ran out right away and was outside in his white briefs watching his house burn and his huge bulge and ass was out there for all the world to see. I lost count of how many times I jerked off to the memory of that.

Oh, Joel...

A friend on water skis who was just coming up out of the water lost his trunks. He was too far away to really check him out but we were laughing too much to care.

Bumpsybump

My first job was working at a men's clothing store. I was 16. I was unpacking some stuff in the storage room when one of the handsome salesman rushed in and dropped his pants. He was going crazy because something in his inseam was sticking out and making him itch. He was wearing a snug pair of white briefs and the sight of his bulge and his muscular, hairy thighs shot through me like a bullet.

I had only recently begun to jack off (very late bloomer) and that was an image that I used frequently. Naturally I had a bit of a crush on him after that too.

On Pornhub. I accidentally see nudity on a daily basis.

I opened the unlocked toilet door and saw my college crush shitting out of his shithole. All the infatuation vanished into thin air.

My stepbrother--I was maybe thirteen, and he was fourteen or fifteen at the time. He had gotten out of the shower and had a towel around his waist. He was kind of a goofball, and as a joke to me and my sister, he had put on a mask and came crawling down the hallway out of the bathroom to try and scare us. In doing so, his towel obviously came off, and I was shocked to see his big, flopping dick. It was both thick and long--a good 6 inches flaccid, at least. As an adult, I don't get along with him nor do I find him attractive, but every so often I remember that sight. If nothing else, his wife has to be happy for that.

[quote] When I was in high school, my neighbors house burned down one night. The hot dad ran out right away and was outside in his white briefs watching his house burn and his huge bulge and ass was out there for all the world to see.

And when it was all over I said to myself, is that all there is to a fire?

Is that all there is, is that all there is

If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing...

R172 you forgot that you already did that at R156 in December 2019.