Underrated beauty.
He always looks like meth-addicted trash, no matter the role.
Euro skank.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 25, 2017 10:47 PM |
Works for me. There's also a good chance he's gay given his "relationships" over the years. cougholiviamunncough
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 25, 2017 11:12 PM |
I agree. Fell for him in "The Killing". Hot stuff.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 26, 2017 12:08 AM |
Wife is tattoo trash. Gross.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 7, 2017 7:06 AM |
He was HOT in the Johan Falk series. Now he's rather lukewarm.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 7, 2017 7:37 AM |
r4 his wife is purposely sitting that way so they get a picture of her back tattoos. Classy.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 7, 2017 7:50 AM |
His looks are overrated. I know him only from HOUSE OF CARDS, and I was not impressed.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 7, 2017 7:59 AM |
Never found him that attractive, but he was great in THE KILLING.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 7, 2017 8:31 AM |
His scene in House of Cards was awful. The one where he's fucking his wife in the bathroom. It looked super awkward.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 7, 2017 8:34 AM |
Fucking christ why would anyone ruin their body like that? And how do you get hard for skin that looks like green wallpaper? He must be a majorly strange guy.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 7, 2017 11:46 AM |
totally gay
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 7, 2017 2:26 PM |
He is SO freaking sexy. The Killing he was gorgeous; in House of Cards he is sublime.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 7, 2017 2:40 PM |
He was terrible on H of C. His wife is DISGUSTING. .
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 31, 2017 7:40 PM |
if I had to choose between this guy and Ben Affleck, well let's just say that Matt Damon and I would be street brawling over who gets Ben. And honestly, I am no longer that much of a fan of Ben's looks. But this dude, BLECH!!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 31, 2017 8:03 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 1, 2018 11:07 PM |
^ He also says he has "five or six" friends with stories about Kevin. Yikes.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 2, 2018 8:02 PM |
He's hot looking, but he kind of plays the same character in every movie/show - or is it just me?
He was annoying in House of Cards.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 2, 2018 9:58 PM |
Even hotter when he's speaking in his native tongue.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 2, 2018 10:02 PM |
Of course Kevin couldn't keep his sleazy mitts off of Joel!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 3, 2018 12:59 AM |
bumppppp
by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 3, 2018 2:44 AM |
he isn't a good actor at all. he is the same in everything he's in.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 3, 2018 2:47 AM |
This new Netflix series is pretty terrible.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 3, 2018 3:15 AM |
Unh uh.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 3, 2018 3:53 AM |
He”s hot af. Swedish, Jewish, all the best ish.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 3, 2018 4:52 AM |
He looks like my brother.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 3, 2018 5:06 AM |
R12, his wife is a tattoo artist.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 3, 2018 5:11 AM |
she probably pegs him
by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 3, 2018 5:17 AM |
R17, I hope you don't rely on your writing skills for a living. What a convoluted couple of sentences.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 3, 2018 5:20 AM |
Now that I see the wife I have no doubt he is up to some kinky bedroom action. Oh definitely I see that wife pegging him.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 3, 2018 5:25 AM |
He looks gorgeous in OP's pic (where he's clean-cut and well-lit), not nearly so much in the other pics that have been posted on this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 3, 2018 5:51 AM |
Looks like a generic white guy.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 3, 2018 6:06 AM |
I dunno, I'm kinda liking Altered Carbon. Like a trashy TV version of Blade Runner. Decent sci-fi, and there isn't much on tv these days,
by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 3, 2018 6:29 AM |
That wife looks a filthy skank lizard.
That woman looks like how I imagine that skanky Rihanna makes sex.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 3, 2018 7:53 AM |
Jewish, so no stank sleeve? Me could likee.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 3, 2018 8:01 AM |
How much nudity is there in Altered Carbon? Do they show his goods full frontal and all?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 3, 2018 8:11 AM |
Are there full frontals ever in Netflix's own shows?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 3, 2018 8:19 AM |
He cums too much.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 3, 2018 8:37 AM |
[quote]How much nudity is there in Altered Carbon? Do they show his goods full frontal and all?
I'm only on episode two but we see Joel's great ass. There's more female nudity, as usual.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | February 3, 2018 3:19 PM |
He is very sexy. Pity about the ink.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 3, 2018 3:47 PM |
[quote]Are there full frontals ever in Netflix's own shows?
Sense8 had male full frontal nudity, showed us Max Riemelt's penis.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 3, 2018 3:50 PM |
The internet tells me James Purefoy does go full frontal in Altered Carbon.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 4, 2018 4:47 AM |
[quote]The internet tells me James Purefoy does go full frontal in Altered Carbon.
Wouldn't be his first time.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 4, 2018 4:51 AM |
Purefoy loves swinging his cock around.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | February 4, 2018 6:49 AM |
^ I think he may have gone briefly nude in his. I forget.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | February 4, 2018 8:22 AM |
[quote] Sense8 had male full frontal nudity, showed us Max Riemelt's penis.
Ahh, how could I forget! That was hot.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | February 4, 2018 9:28 AM |
looooove joel, one of the hottest around.
seen frontals of him on the net, he is ok,,,,,,who cares, his face tits n ass are sensational.
wooden acting tho, agreed, the same pissed off persona in every movie...alas.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | February 4, 2018 9:39 AM |
[quote]seen frontals of him on the net, he is ok
I took a quick look and didn't find anything credible.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | February 4, 2018 10:17 AM |
AWG
by Anonymous | reply 52 | February 4, 2018 10:26 AM |
google: images naked of joel kinnaman, are some of him with loong hair...
awesome guy
big star of the future and NOW
WE LUV U JOEL.....DO A GAY ROLE BABY....LET IT ALL HANG OUT....HELL WITH THE ACTION MOVIES FOR A WHILE...
by Anonymous | reply 53 | February 4, 2018 10:56 AM |
it would not surprise me if he were gay
he only chooses uber butch parts, his style of acting is so....bruce willis.
they will never know the truth!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | February 4, 2018 12:06 PM |
He will never do a gay role, too close to home.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | February 4, 2018 12:12 PM |
R53, I still couldn't find any full frontals.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | February 4, 2018 4:59 PM |
Because Joel Kinnaman has never shown full frontal, I'm sure he has it in his contract not to.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | February 4, 2018 5:02 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 59 | August 15, 2018 4:04 AM |
The only thing I've seen him in was the movie Child 44.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | August 15, 2018 4:26 AM |
I rated him highly in the Killing.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | August 15, 2018 5:26 AM |
You're blind, R1. He was hot as could be in Altered Carbon.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | August 15, 2018 5:29 AM |
I thought he was sexy in Robocop.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | August 15, 2018 5:54 AM |
I saw him in the killing. I saw saw him in some other movies but his acting isn't very good.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | March 17, 2019 9:20 PM |
He is the only current Hollywood actor I find sexy. Love that he surfs and does martial arts, and has a sense of humor. I don't care if he's a good actor or not.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | March 17, 2019 9:26 PM |
His performance in the finale of The Killing moved me to tears. I think he's a good actor and it doesn't hurt that he is tall with a good body.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | March 17, 2019 9:44 PM |
His head is too small for his body.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | March 17, 2019 9:45 PM |
Amazon Prime released the first episode of Hanna - the series remake of the 2011 film - ages ago but the series doesn't official start until the 29th. Kinnaman plays Hanna's father, the role played by Eric Bana in the film.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | March 17, 2019 9:49 PM |
I enjoyed groping him
by Anonymous | reply 70 | March 18, 2019 3:23 AM |
I've just watched Hanna and he's good in it. A pleasant surprise!
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 2, 2019 5:06 PM |
Princess Tiny Meat. If he had it, he would show it.
He's trying to make it on blonde hair and being under nourished. Get him a cheese burger and send him home.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 2, 2019 5:37 PM |
He could pass for Swedish, but he's actually of Irish, Scottish and Ukranian Jewish heritage.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 2, 2019 5:53 PM |
[quote]Underrated beauty.
Overrated actor.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | April 2, 2019 6:13 PM |
R41, impossible (unless it's squirting out my eyes and ears via my ass, and even then, well....)
by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 2, 2019 10:20 PM |
His acting is great in Hanna even though the story was weak. And his looks doesn't hurt.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 3, 2019 3:46 AM |
R76, yes I was surprised by his acting in Hanna. Much improved but too bad he has to trash up his body with those nasty tats.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 3, 2019 3:53 AM |
Looks great in OPs photo, less so in others
by Anonymous | reply 78 | April 3, 2019 3:55 AM |
He doesn't groom himself irl as far as I know. Looks like an average Joe(l), but once he glams up in shows he's pretty.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 3, 2019 3:56 AM |
A poor man’s Jamie Dornan.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | July 3, 2019 3:32 PM |
I don't care for the Jewish part.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | July 3, 2019 3:34 PM |
He's gorgeous.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | December 3, 2019 7:31 PM |
I don’t understand why an actor whose popularity depends a lot on showing his admittedly very nice body would get so many tattoos? He has to spend ages getting heavy body makeup applied whenever he appears shirtless e.g. much of the series Altered Carbon. Seems a hassle.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | December 3, 2019 7:46 PM |
Quite big tits.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | December 3, 2019 7:59 PM |
You can tell his exposure to American culture was 90’s rap. So his voice always sounds kind of black, like a white Will Smith. It’s kinda hot, TBH.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | December 29, 2019 12:15 PM |
He seems to be constantly playing a role of a more masculine man than he really is which makes watching him a chore since he seems so utterly unconvincing in everything he does. His quest to be a manly man has turned him into a totally blank piece of wood that brings absolutely nothing to the roles he plays. He was one of the things wrong in the latest Robocop and he totally ruined Altered Carbon for me, although that show was messy in many other ways as well so it's not all on him.
He's obviously cute in a rough way but his other qualities really make him one of the unsexiest himbo male leads I've seen. And himbo he certainly is. It's only his stature and his face that keeps getting him roles. The brooding manchild energy he brings to everything he does is so off-putting.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | December 29, 2019 12:29 PM |
In my aesthetic Swedish guy faces are rarely beautiful after age 25 but often they are sexy. The nose proportions are off. The eyes get buggy. This talk show pic is probably what people see most of the time with Joel. Not the carefully posed photos that are a bit of smoke and mirrors.
See, also, Alexander Skarsgård.
No doubt the two men are handsome hunks but not in my eyes beautiful.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | December 29, 2019 1:55 PM |
He's a downmarket Alexander Skarsgård.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | December 29, 2019 2:13 PM |
On one hand I agree, Joel is handsome and beautiful and in great condition. I do find these Scandinavian Jewish guys very attractive. He looks great in a suit or when the tattoos are edited out.
However, the tattoos are too distracting and cover up his musculature. It looks like a skin disease, not tasteful. Tattoos of children are just odd. Yes, I agree he looks like he's stoned a lot of the time.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | December 29, 2019 2:36 PM |
In some photos, he reminds me of a taller, thinner Perry King.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | December 29, 2019 7:15 PM |
He’s sexy. Probably has sucked a dick or 2.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | December 29, 2019 7:51 PM |