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Joel Kinnaman

Underrated beauty.

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by Anonymousreply 94December 29, 2019 7:51 PM

He always looks like meth-addicted trash, no matter the role.

Euro skank.

by Anonymousreply 1May 25, 2017 10:47 PM

Works for me. There's also a good chance he's gay given his "relationships" over the years. cougholiviamunncough

by Anonymousreply 2May 25, 2017 11:12 PM

I agree. Fell for him in "The Killing". Hot stuff.

by Anonymousreply 3May 26, 2017 12:08 AM

Joel and wife Cleo at beach

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by Anonymousreply 4July 7, 2017 7:04 AM

Wife is tattoo trash. Gross.

by Anonymousreply 5July 7, 2017 7:06 AM

He was HOT in the Johan Falk series. Now he's rather lukewarm.

by Anonymousreply 6July 7, 2017 7:37 AM

r4 his wife is purposely sitting that way so they get a picture of her back tattoos. Classy.

by Anonymousreply 7July 7, 2017 7:50 AM

His looks are overrated. I know him only from HOUSE OF CARDS, and I was not impressed.

by Anonymousreply 8July 7, 2017 7:59 AM

Never found him that attractive, but he was great in THE KILLING.

by Anonymousreply 9July 7, 2017 8:31 AM

His scene in House of Cards was awful. The one where he's fucking his wife in the bathroom. It looked super awkward.

by Anonymousreply 10July 7, 2017 8:34 AM

Learn to post a link R4

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by Anonymousreply 11July 7, 2017 11:20 AM

Fucking christ why would anyone ruin their body like that? And how do you get hard for skin that looks like green wallpaper? He must be a majorly strange guy.

by Anonymousreply 12July 7, 2017 11:46 AM

totally gay

by Anonymousreply 13July 7, 2017 2:26 PM

He is SO freaking sexy. The Killing he was gorgeous; in House of Cards he is sublime.

by Anonymousreply 14July 7, 2017 2:40 PM

Hot!

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by Anonymousreply 15July 31, 2017 7:35 PM

He was terrible on H of C. His wife is DISGUSTING. .

by Anonymousreply 16July 31, 2017 7:40 PM

if I had to choose between this guy and Ben Affleck, well let's just say that Matt Damon and I would be street brawling over who gets Ben. And honestly, I am no longer that much of a fan of Ben's looks. But this dude, BLECH!!

by Anonymousreply 17July 31, 2017 8:03 PM

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by Anonymousreply 18February 1, 2018 11:07 PM

^ He also says he has "five or six" friends with stories about Kevin. Yikes.

by Anonymousreply 19February 2, 2018 8:02 PM

He's hot looking, but he kind of plays the same character in every movie/show - or is it just me?

He was annoying in House of Cards.

by Anonymousreply 20February 2, 2018 9:58 PM

Even hotter when he's speaking in his native tongue.

by Anonymousreply 21February 2, 2018 10:02 PM

Of course Kevin couldn't keep his sleazy mitts off of Joel!

by Anonymousreply 22February 3, 2018 12:59 AM

bumppppp

by Anonymousreply 23February 3, 2018 2:44 AM

he isn't a good actor at all. he is the same in everything he's in.

by Anonymousreply 24February 3, 2018 2:47 AM

This new Netflix series is pretty terrible.

by Anonymousreply 25February 3, 2018 3:15 AM

Unh uh.

by Anonymousreply 26February 3, 2018 3:53 AM

He”s hot af. Swedish, Jewish, all the best ish.

by Anonymousreply 27February 3, 2018 4:52 AM

He looks like my brother.

by Anonymousreply 28February 3, 2018 5:06 AM

R12, his wife is a tattoo artist.

by Anonymousreply 29February 3, 2018 5:11 AM

she probably pegs him

by Anonymousreply 30February 3, 2018 5:17 AM

R17, I hope you don't rely on your writing skills for a living. What a convoluted couple of sentences.

by Anonymousreply 31February 3, 2018 5:20 AM

Now that I see the wife I have no doubt he is up to some kinky bedroom action. Oh definitely I see that wife pegging him.

by Anonymousreply 32February 3, 2018 5:25 AM

Tough guy even in middle school.

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by Anonymousreply 33February 3, 2018 5:37 AM

He looks gorgeous in OP's pic (where he's clean-cut and well-lit), not nearly so much in the other pics that have been posted on this thread.

by Anonymousreply 34February 3, 2018 5:51 AM

Looks like a generic white guy.

by Anonymousreply 35February 3, 2018 6:06 AM

I dunno, I'm kinda liking Altered Carbon. Like a trashy TV version of Blade Runner. Decent sci-fi, and there isn't much on tv these days,

by Anonymousreply 36February 3, 2018 6:29 AM

That wife looks a filthy skank lizard.

That woman looks like how I imagine that skanky Rihanna makes sex.

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by Anonymousreply 37February 3, 2018 7:53 AM

Jewish, so no stank sleeve? Me could likee.

by Anonymousreply 38February 3, 2018 8:01 AM

How much nudity is there in Altered Carbon? Do they show his goods full frontal and all?

by Anonymousreply 39February 3, 2018 8:11 AM

Are there full frontals ever in Netflix's own shows?

by Anonymousreply 40February 3, 2018 8:19 AM

He cums too much.

by Anonymousreply 41February 3, 2018 8:37 AM

[quote]How much nudity is there in Altered Carbon? Do they show his goods full frontal and all?

I'm only on episode two but we see Joel's great ass. There's more female nudity, as usual.

by Anonymousreply 42February 3, 2018 3:19 PM

He is very sexy. Pity about the ink.

by Anonymousreply 43February 3, 2018 3:47 PM

[quote]Are there full frontals ever in Netflix's own shows?

Sense8 had male full frontal nudity, showed us Max Riemelt's penis.

by Anonymousreply 44February 3, 2018 3:50 PM

The internet tells me James Purefoy does go full frontal in Altered Carbon.

by Anonymousreply 45February 4, 2018 4:47 AM

[quote]The internet tells me James Purefoy does go full frontal in Altered Carbon.

Wouldn't be his first time.

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by Anonymousreply 46February 4, 2018 4:51 AM

Purefoy loves swinging his cock around.

by Anonymousreply 47February 4, 2018 6:49 AM

^ I think he may have gone briefly nude in his. I forget.

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by Anonymousreply 48February 4, 2018 8:22 AM

[quote] Sense8 had male full frontal nudity, showed us Max Riemelt's penis.

Ahh, how could I forget! That was hot.

by Anonymousreply 49February 4, 2018 9:28 AM

looooove joel, one of the hottest around.

seen frontals of him on the net, he is ok,,,,,,who cares, his face tits n ass are sensational.

wooden acting tho, agreed, the same pissed off persona in every movie...alas.

by Anonymousreply 50February 4, 2018 9:39 AM

[quote]seen frontals of him on the net, he is ok

I took a quick look and didn't find anything credible.

by Anonymousreply 51February 4, 2018 10:17 AM

AWG

by Anonymousreply 52February 4, 2018 10:26 AM

google: images naked of joel kinnaman, are some of him with loong hair...

awesome guy

big star of the future and NOW

WE LUV U JOEL.....DO A GAY ROLE BABY....LET IT ALL HANG OUT....HELL WITH THE ACTION MOVIES FOR A WHILE...

by Anonymousreply 53February 4, 2018 10:56 AM

it would not surprise me if he were gay

he only chooses uber butch parts, his style of acting is so....bruce willis.

they will never know the truth!

by Anonymousreply 54February 4, 2018 12:06 PM

He will never do a gay role, too close to home.

by Anonymousreply 55February 4, 2018 12:12 PM

R53, I still couldn't find any full frontals.

by Anonymousreply 56February 4, 2018 4:59 PM

Because Joel Kinnaman has never shown full frontal, I'm sure he has it in his contract not to.

by Anonymousreply 57February 4, 2018 5:02 PM

joel kinnaman at the stockholm pride

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by Anonymousreply 58August 15, 2018 4:03 AM
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by Anonymousreply 59August 15, 2018 4:04 AM

The only thing I've seen him in was the movie Child 44.

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by Anonymousreply 60August 15, 2018 4:26 AM

I rated him highly in the Killing.

by Anonymousreply 61August 15, 2018 5:26 AM

You're blind, R1. He was hot as could be in Altered Carbon.

by Anonymousreply 62August 15, 2018 5:29 AM

I thought he was sexy in Robocop.

by Anonymousreply 63August 15, 2018 5:54 AM

........

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by Anonymousreply 64March 17, 2019 9:14 PM

I saw him in the killing. I saw saw him in some other movies but his acting isn't very good.

by Anonymousreply 65March 17, 2019 9:20 PM

He is the only current Hollywood actor I find sexy. Love that he surfs and does martial arts, and has a sense of humor. I don't care if he's a good actor or not.

by Anonymousreply 66March 17, 2019 9:26 PM

His performance in the finale of The Killing moved me to tears. I think he's a good actor and it doesn't hurt that he is tall with a good body.

by Anonymousreply 67March 17, 2019 9:44 PM

His head is too small for his body.

by Anonymousreply 68March 17, 2019 9:45 PM

Amazon Prime released the first episode of Hanna - the series remake of the 2011 film - ages ago but the series doesn't official start until the 29th. Kinnaman plays Hanna's father, the role played by Eric Bana in the film.

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by Anonymousreply 69March 17, 2019 9:49 PM

I enjoyed groping him

by Anonymousreply 70March 18, 2019 3:23 AM

I've just watched Hanna and he's good in it. A pleasant surprise!

by Anonymousreply 71April 2, 2019 5:06 PM

Princess Tiny Meat. If he had it, he would show it.

He's trying to make it on blonde hair and being under nourished. Get him a cheese burger and send him home.

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by Anonymousreply 72April 2, 2019 5:37 PM

He could pass for Swedish, but he's actually of Irish, Scottish and Ukranian Jewish heritage.

by Anonymousreply 73April 2, 2019 5:53 PM

[quote]Underrated beauty.

Overrated actor.

by Anonymousreply 74April 2, 2019 6:13 PM

R41, impossible (unless it's squirting out my eyes and ears via my ass, and even then, well....)

by Anonymousreply 75April 2, 2019 10:20 PM

His acting is great in Hanna even though the story was weak. And his looks doesn't hurt.

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by Anonymousreply 76April 3, 2019 3:46 AM

R76, yes I was surprised by his acting in Hanna. Much improved but too bad he has to trash up his body with those nasty tats.

by Anonymousreply 77April 3, 2019 3:53 AM

Looks great in OPs photo, less so in others

by Anonymousreply 78April 3, 2019 3:55 AM

He doesn't groom himself irl as far as I know. Looks like an average Joe(l), but once he glams up in shows he's pretty.

by Anonymousreply 79April 3, 2019 3:56 AM

New IG post

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by Anonymousreply 80July 3, 2019 3:21 PM

A poor man’s Jamie Dornan.

by Anonymousreply 81July 3, 2019 3:32 PM

I don't care for the Jewish part.

by Anonymousreply 82July 3, 2019 3:34 PM

Tits

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by Anonymousreply 83December 3, 2019 7:24 PM

He's gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 84December 3, 2019 7:31 PM

I don’t understand why an actor whose popularity depends a lot on showing his admittedly very nice body would get so many tattoos? He has to spend ages getting heavy body makeup applied whenever he appears shirtless e.g. much of the series Altered Carbon. Seems a hassle.

by Anonymousreply 85December 3, 2019 7:46 PM

Quite big tits.

by Anonymousreply 86December 3, 2019 7:59 PM

Thicc boi

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by Anonymousreply 87December 29, 2019 12:07 PM

You can tell his exposure to American culture was 90’s rap. So his voice always sounds kind of black, like a white Will Smith. It’s kinda hot, TBH.

by Anonymousreply 88December 29, 2019 12:15 PM

He seems to be constantly playing a role of a more masculine man than he really is which makes watching him a chore since he seems so utterly unconvincing in everything he does. His quest to be a manly man has turned him into a totally blank piece of wood that brings absolutely nothing to the roles he plays. He was one of the things wrong in the latest Robocop and he totally ruined Altered Carbon for me, although that show was messy in many other ways as well so it's not all on him.

He's obviously cute in a rough way but his other qualities really make him one of the unsexiest himbo male leads I've seen. And himbo he certainly is. It's only his stature and his face that keeps getting him roles. The brooding manchild energy he brings to everything he does is so off-putting.

by Anonymousreply 89December 29, 2019 12:29 PM

In my aesthetic Swedish guy faces are rarely beautiful after age 25 but often they are sexy. The nose proportions are off. The eyes get buggy. This talk show pic is probably what people see most of the time with Joel. Not the carefully posed photos that are a bit of smoke and mirrors.

See, also, Alexander Skarsgård.

No doubt the two men are handsome hunks but not in my eyes beautiful.

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by Anonymousreply 90December 29, 2019 1:55 PM

He's a downmarket Alexander Skarsgård.

by Anonymousreply 91December 29, 2019 2:13 PM

On one hand I agree, Joel is handsome and beautiful and in great condition. I do find these Scandinavian Jewish guys very attractive. He looks great in a suit or when the tattoos are edited out.

However, the tattoos are too distracting and cover up his musculature. It looks like a skin disease, not tasteful. Tattoos of children are just odd. Yes, I agree he looks like he's stoned a lot of the time.

by Anonymousreply 92December 29, 2019 2:36 PM

In some photos, he reminds me of a taller, thinner Perry King.

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by Anonymousreply 93December 29, 2019 7:15 PM

He’s sexy. Probably has sucked a dick or 2.

by Anonymousreply 94December 29, 2019 7:51 PM
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