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Dan Souza - Cute, nerdish cook from America's Test Kitchen

I've developed a serious crush on this guy.

He's very engaging during his segments on the show and he really explains the science behind his recipes well. Sometimes he looks a little messy, but this year it seems like he's settled on a haircut and beard thickness that works for him. He appears to have a nerve problem similar to what Milo Ventimiglia has. I don't know what it's called, but it causes a droop or deadness to half of his lower lip. Sometimes it sounds like he has a slight lisp too which makes him all the more endearing to me.

I can't find much information about him though. Of course what I'm really hoping to know is if he is gay. The woman he's paired with in most of his recent Instagram shots is his producer and seems to be married to another man. He features a lot of cats in pictures (could be a sign?), but no pics of anyone that I would suspect of being a significant other.

There is at least one other fan out there who has posted on the ATK thread about his desire to bed Souza. Are there more?

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by Anonymousreply 198May 13, 2019 5:10 PM

I'm starting to lose interest in Seth MacFarlane so back off bitch. This guy is my next obsession.

by Anonymousreply 1May 14, 2017 2:39 AM

This clip is annoying because of the hosts that can't let him finish a sentence, but in it we learn he graduated top of his class from Culinary Institute of America. Also the middle bitch avoids asking him specifically about a boyfriend/girlfriend by asking about someone who would "want to go out with you, be your date."

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by Anonymousreply 2May 14, 2017 2:48 AM

I've posted about Dan Souza in the past. He's adorable, and so smart.

by Anonymousreply 3May 14, 2017 2:48 AM

R2, the bitches are from a bad SNL sketch.

by Anonymousreply 4May 14, 2017 2:50 AM

Dan is my favorite part of America's Test Kitchen. I am glad to see him given a more prominent role this season.

by Anonymousreply 5May 14, 2017 2:51 AM

He has an entire series of clips on the ATK you tube channel. He knows his staff and presents it very well.

by Anonymousreply 6May 14, 2017 2:53 AM

Go to 1:40 of R2's video and you'll have your answer.

by Anonymousreply 7May 14, 2017 2:56 AM

Check out his Instagram.

by Anonymousreply 8May 14, 2017 3:00 AM

R7 I don't get it.

by Anonymousreply 9May 14, 2017 3:16 AM

hehehe

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by Anonymousreply 10May 14, 2017 3:17 AM

[quote]He knows his staff and presents it very well.

I'd like to get to know his "staff" too. Will he present it to me?

by Anonymousreply 11May 14, 2017 5:33 AM

[quote]Go to 1:40 of [R2]'s video and you'll have your answer.

[quote]I don't get it.

There's nothing to get. R7 thinks he can determine this guy's sexuality based on one hand motion in a 10-minute segment. Antiquated interpretations are a thing around here. It's kinda' all they have, y'know?

by Anonymousreply 12May 14, 2017 11:15 AM

Eh, that wasn't the only moment I saw, but it was the easiest moment to remember. Yeah, it's probably an antiquated interpretation. Dude could be as straight as an arrow. Either way, it wasn't meant to be an insult. It'd be awesome if he were gay. I think he's adorable.

by Anonymousreply 13May 14, 2017 11:21 AM

I saw nothing at 1:40, either.

by Anonymousreply 14May 14, 2017 5:28 PM

The droopiness in his mouth seems more pronounced this season.

by Anonymousreply 15May 14, 2017 5:55 PM

He ate a bad sea urchin.

by Anonymousreply 16May 14, 2017 6:43 PM

[quote] Ventimiglia was born with a self-described "crooked mouth" that is the result of damaged nerves on the left side, which cause that side to remain immobile, much like, incidentally, actor Sylvester Stallone, with whom he worked in "Rocky Balboa."

According to Wiki, Milo's crooked lip is a birth defect. Side note, I never realized Stallone had the same issue.

So I wonder if Souza has had that lip issue forever, or if it developed as a result of some trauma.

by Anonymousreply 17May 16, 2017 2:05 AM

[quote]He ate a bad sea urchin.

I once ate a bad street urchin.

by Anonymousreply 18May 16, 2017 3:57 AM

He hasn't been posting much to his Insta or Twitter in the past few weeks. Maybe that's cause he's busy taping the new season of ATK. But he's not giving me anything to satisfy my cyber stalking.

by Anonymousreply 19July 6, 2017 7:17 PM

An AWG that cooks. Revolutionary.

by Anonymousreply 20July 6, 2017 7:20 PM

If he presents hole I guess that would be his answer. I wonder if it's clean or a little crusty.

by Anonymousreply 21July 6, 2017 7:38 PM

He looks like he might have an interesting anus

by Anonymousreply 22July 6, 2017 7:53 PM

Much Cat on his Instagram.

And this clip from the dancefloor at a friend's wedding. Looks like Souza hangs with a mixed crowd - including the gender non-conforming.

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by Anonymousreply 23July 6, 2017 11:14 PM

Cubano cat cuteness

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by Anonymousreply 24July 6, 2017 11:28 PM

OP and his ilk never fail in pathetically attempting to eroticize the most rat-faced and unattractive celebrities.

by Anonymousreply 25July 6, 2017 11:29 PM

R25, who is your most attractive celebrity?

by Anonymousreply 26July 6, 2017 11:41 PM

Any man who doesn't look like he haunts sewers at night.

by Anonymousreply 27July 6, 2017 11:42 PM

Glad not to know more about you, R27. Or your ilk.

by Anonymousreply 28July 6, 2017 11:45 PM

Yes, do go on with your fawning over Mr. Ratface Sousa. After all, there is no accounting for taste.

by Anonymousreply 29July 6, 2017 11:51 PM

r29 hasn't been even finger-fucked in at least a decade.

by Anonymousreply 30July 6, 2017 11:53 PM

Oh, bitch, do continue showing what a sad cunt you are, while you masturbate to the Ratface chef.

by Anonymousreply 31July 6, 2017 11:56 PM

r31, is that an attempt at a snappy cumback? I stand corrected: you haven't been finger-fucked since Bush was president. The first one.

by Anonymousreply 32July 6, 2017 11:59 PM

Dan Souza is totally fucking adorable. R31 R29 prefers the tender ministrations of the likes of Rocco Steele.

by Anonymousreply 33July 6, 2017 11:59 PM

r33, come on--you think r29/r31 could get even Rocco Steele? More like Bruce Vilanch.

by Anonymousreply 34July 7, 2017 12:03 AM

Fap away, R33, R34 and OP!

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by Anonymousreply 35July 7, 2017 12:06 AM

Ratface personified, measuring meat.

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by Anonymousreply 36July 7, 2017 12:08 AM

Whatever, r35...

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by Anonymousreply 37July 7, 2017 12:09 AM

r35's dream fuck, Miss Bruce.

by Anonymousreply 38July 7, 2017 12:10 AM

Yuck. That is one of the ugliest fuckers to fall out of a pussy. Kill yourself OP.

by Anonymousreply 39July 7, 2017 12:11 AM

No, R39. Kill you.

by Anonymousreply 40July 7, 2017 12:12 AM

Don't worry, r40. r39 kills himself a little each day.

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by Anonymousreply 41July 7, 2017 12:13 AM

It's an orgy! Hawt!

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by Anonymousreply 42July 7, 2017 12:13 AM

Is he cut or uncut?

by Anonymousreply 43July 7, 2017 12:30 AM

[quote] I never realized Stallone had the same issue.

Stallone's mouth issues didn't start until he had the massive amount of bad plastic surgery he's had on his face. Look at videos of him when he was young.

by Anonymousreply 44July 7, 2017 1:40 AM

more like this?

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by Anonymousreply 45July 7, 2017 6:06 AM

A hint of hairy, pale legs...

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by Anonymousreply 46September 9, 2017 8:21 PM

Trying to make so much of such a simple thing! Its rice! Put a cup of it in two cups of boiling water, cover and let simmer on a LOW flame 20 minutes. Fluff, Serve. Perfection. Hah … "fluff, serve" sounds like a gay cookbook.

by Anonymousreply 47September 9, 2017 8:48 PM

How simple is the gay word! This one hot? Well not to me. Glad to see many appreciate his looks; there is someone for everyone.

by Anonymousreply 48September 9, 2017 8:50 PM

he's either hung and great in bed, or annoying and asexual.

he also strikes me as someone who is a whole lot more fun with a few drinks in him.

by Anonymousreply 49September 10, 2017 12:12 AM

I don't watch this show but I'd bang that guy like a drum.

by Anonymousreply 50September 10, 2017 12:39 AM

He is adorable. I would marry him.

by Anonymousreply 51September 10, 2017 1:06 AM

He has all the raw sexual energy of a young Chris Kimball

by Anonymousreply 52September 10, 2017 1:29 AM

Holla at yer boy...

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by Anonymousreply 53September 17, 2017 5:41 AM

You sad, deranged whores are a great reminder why I have absolutely no social media presence.

by Anonymousreply 54September 17, 2017 6:09 AM

Wow -- I never noticed his mouth until r53's photo

by Anonymousreply 55September 17, 2017 6:32 AM

What's wrong with his mouth?

by Anonymousreply 56September 17, 2017 5:56 PM

I think noted homosexualist Jack Bishop was grooming him to take over as lead of the show, but he is too food science geek...

by Anonymousreply 57September 17, 2017 7:19 PM

Some of you obviously never watch the show. He's fun and funny on air and provides a nice counterpoint to the ladies who host now. When Kimball was still there, they obviously took great pains to film him from only one side because you didn't notice his mouth. It wasn't until the current season that it became more prominent, but if you find old footage of him, the droop is there.

I thought we'd established on another thread that he was married but kept it quiet on social media because fraus tune into this show and like to draw their own conclusions without knowing anyone's backstory. Like how Chris Kimball was a ladies' man, apparently.

by Anonymousreply 58September 17, 2017 7:32 PM

He's married? And they're concealing it?

by Anonymousreply 59September 17, 2017 8:08 PM

Does this mean he's Julia and Bridget's boss now?

by Anonymousreply 60September 17, 2017 8:09 PM

This is ATK, they aren't concealing shit.

by Anonymousreply 61September 17, 2017 8:34 PM

Dan and Julia are doing a live Q&A tomorrow. I'm sure some of you have some really "interesting" questions for Dan.

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by Anonymousreply 62October 4, 2017 11:49 PM

In case you missed it, their Q&A replay is on the site. They said this one is a freebie, but you'll have to join the site to watch future hours.

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by Anonymousreply 63October 7, 2017 8:25 AM

Did he have a stroke or something? That mouth is gross.

by Anonymousreply 64October 7, 2017 8:53 AM

There is absolutely nothing about him that seems gay. He’s a straight nerd bro.

by Anonymousreply 65October 7, 2017 8:53 AM

R63 Did anyone ask Dan if he was top or a bottom?

by Anonymousreply 66October 7, 2017 5:38 PM

He's 35 years old.

This is a rare time when he's showing the other side of his face while on camera.

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by Anonymousreply 67October 25, 2017 5:33 AM

I will marry him -warts and all. Droopy mouth doesn't bother me. Makes him even more sexy.

We'll live in a nice big house with a large kitchen. Have people over for meals,conversation and camaraderie.

Love to,wake in the morning after a night of lovemaking to the smell of coffee and breakfast that Dan prepared.

by Anonymousreply 68October 25, 2017 6:23 AM

Dan seems to be a decent guy. Now that he's the big boss at Cooks Illustrated. I hope he does not end up like the disgraced New Orleans celebrity chef, John Besh.

by Anonymousreply 69October 25, 2017 6:40 AM

Sounds amazing, R68. You'll have to fight me for him :)

by Anonymousreply 70October 25, 2017 12:43 PM

There's a guy on Christopher Kimball's new Milk Street show who pings to high heaven, but he mentioned having a spouse (no gender specified) and kids ...

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by Anonymousreply 71October 25, 2017 5:53 PM

I prefer ATK over the new Milk Street. Christopher Kimball is insufferable most ofmthe time.

He used to denigrate spicy Southeast Asian cuisine and its indispensable ingredients in ATK (hello fish sauce and shrimp paste). Now he is forced to feature SE Asian chefs and cuisine in Milk Street.

I am glad Kimball is out of ATK. Now, talented and likeable ATK chefs who used to be in the background are featured regularly and prominently.

by Anonymousreply 72October 25, 2017 6:26 PM

I just watched Dan Souza can butter pickles with Bridget at America's Test Kitchen. He can butter my pickle anytime. I love you,Dan.

by Anonymousreply 73November 12, 2017 8:28 PM

R73 BREAD and butter pickles.

by Anonymousreply 74November 12, 2017 9:03 PM

[quote]Christopher Kimball is insufferable most of the time. He used to denigrate spicy Southeast Asian cuisine and its indispensable ingredients in ATK (hello fish sauce and shrimp paste). Now he is forced to feature SE Asian chefs and cuisine in Milk Street.

It makes me wonder whether he was lying then or he's lying now.

by Anonymousreply 75November 12, 2017 9:05 PM

We should call the hotline today and ask Dan a question about stuffing.

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by Anonymousreply 76November 23, 2017 4:38 PM

I want to stuff him, R76. Full of stuff.

by Anonymousreply 77November 23, 2017 4:45 PM

Do you think he'll remain lithe or will he bloat up like so many chefs do?

by Anonymousreply 78November 23, 2017 4:51 PM

Sorry, folks. He's good at what he does but he is no kind of sex symbol. Appreciate him for what he brings to the show.

by Anonymousreply 79November 23, 2017 4:53 PM

Kimball didn't, r78, and he's 66.

by Anonymousreply 80November 23, 2017 4:54 PM

R79 = Rocco Steele

by Anonymousreply 81November 23, 2017 4:54 PM

A cute guy who loves to cook. Just what I need in my life, cause I fucking hate it. We’d make a great pair. He can cook the meals and I’ll kill the spiders. I bet he’s scared of them.

by Anonymousreply 82November 23, 2017 4:58 PM
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by Anonymousreply 83November 23, 2017 7:28 PM

You'll never notice the lip when you're throat fucking him.

by Anonymousreply 84January 13, 2018 10:40 PM

He was on the season premiere episode today discussing proper whisking techniques. The lip thing is still quite noticeable.

by Anonymousreply 85January 14, 2018 3:59 AM

Wonder what (or who) Dan does for Valentine's Day...

by Anonymousreply 86February 14, 2018 8:37 AM

His ass looks very perky..

by Anonymousreply 87February 14, 2018 8:59 AM

I love Dan too OP. He seems so smart, sweet, and funny. I think he should grow his beard out just a tad more. When I imagine him undressed, he's quite hairy in my fantasy.

by Anonymousreply 88February 14, 2018 9:24 AM

I guess by liking a guy like this, you have zero competition.

by Anonymousreply 89February 14, 2018 10:21 AM

I competish for Dan. Totally fucking adorkable.

by Anonymousreply 90February 14, 2018 10:44 AM

He is cut. A classic 6 inches. Very little hair on his chest.

by Anonymousreply 91April 23, 2018 2:46 PM

He is very cute, and is apparently somewhat tall. I prefer shorties, but he's so adorable, I'd make an exception for him.

by Anonymousreply 92April 23, 2018 3:30 PM

You can catch Dan naked on My Cam 3X His user name is mikka21

by Anonymousreply 93April 23, 2018 5:13 PM

Maybe he had an acoustic neuroma like my sister who now has a noticeable droop like Dan's.

by Anonymousreply 94April 23, 2018 5:19 PM

He's cute and does not have rat-faced bone structure. For that to be the case he would need to have black, glassy (if not beady) eyes and the cheekbone to nose & mouth ratio would be different. Plus, he has a solid jawline & the shape of his head is not heart-shaped. As for his smile/mouth, it is noticeable in some videos and pictures, but is not a deal breaker. Maybe it's a palsy?

by Anonymousreply 95April 23, 2018 5:31 PM

Dan has a disarming personality. That's what draws so many of us to him. He's tall and slender which adds to the illusion that he is younger than he really is. I suspect Dan has had a bout of bells palsy which leaves (only about 5%) some people permanently disfigured. I believe Dan uses vulgar street language in his stage persona to increase the perception that he is masculine. Dan is also very clean in appearance with doesn't hurt his on-camera attractiveness. He is obviously quite intelligent to complete his on-camera appearance of being astutely desirable.

by Anonymousreply 96April 23, 2018 8:01 PM

Dan has said on Twitter that he was born with the crooked mouth.

by Anonymousreply 97June 3, 2018 9:59 PM

[quote]There is absolutely nothing about him that seems gay. He’s a straight nerd bro.

Are we watching the same show?

by Anonymousreply 98June 11, 2018 6:23 AM

R97 is correct. Someone asked him if he'd had a stroke (!) and he replied:

[quote]Dan Souza (@testcook) tweeted at 9:31 AM on Fri, Dec 08, 2017: Nope, I was just born this way.

Of course, I wouldn't rule out the possibility he's lying. Lots of people lie when asked questions that are nobody's business.

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by Anonymousreply 99June 11, 2018 6:33 AM

He uses "vulgar street language"? Where? I've never seen the show...

by Anonymousreply 100June 11, 2018 6:34 AM

R100. It's quite racy for PBS. He'll say, "Beat those goddamn eggs till they beg for mercy!"

by Anonymousreply 101June 15, 2018 3:01 PM

Flat, dead little eyes, scraggly, unhealthy looking beard, stringy, likely hairless body. Sexually uninteresting. Something rodent-like about him. Lackluster on-screen presence. Is he on the spectrum ?

by Anonymousreply 102June 15, 2018 3:12 PM

Additionally, when I look at him, I see this guy :

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by Anonymousreply 103June 15, 2018 3:16 PM

Looks like Dan has turned someone down!

Granted, Souza probably thinks he's a lot cooler and sexier than he really is. Still, he's better looking than 80% of the porn "stars" and SM whores that DLers gush about.

by Anonymousreply 104June 16, 2018 3:22 AM

Dan is incredibly sexy and hilarious. Check out his stand up comedy on Youtube.

by Anonymousreply 105July 9, 2018 2:03 PM

Who is "Tom J"?

by Anonymousreply 106July 9, 2018 2:09 PM

I want to lick him between his legs and behind his balls.

by Anonymousreply 107July 9, 2018 2:12 PM

He needs to be naked and accessible.

by Anonymousreply 108July 9, 2018 2:21 PM

Omfg for the last time, just NO. Icky and sallow with shitty hair and a derpy mouth. Bet you want to fuck his ratty hipster lookalike from the "Fracture" commercial, too.

by Anonymousreply 109July 9, 2018 2:30 PM

R109 = Recording Secretary and Backhair Collector of the Rocco Steele Fan Club

by Anonymousreply 110July 9, 2018 2:31 PM

You bet, R109. Love his voice, too. And how much he reminds me of Joshie from Transparent.

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by Anonymousreply 111July 9, 2018 2:34 PM

Yeah, R111 , they're both just vile. I'm assuming you're all a bunch of women, which is why you find that type attractive.

by Anonymousreply 112July 9, 2018 2:39 PM

R112, I'd like to refer you back to the first sentence you typed in r109.

And no, I'm not a woman. Not even a T with a P.

by Anonymousreply 113July 9, 2018 2:42 PM

Kyoot!

by Anonymousreply 114July 9, 2018 2:57 PM

Dan's talking burgers - and showing how "easy" is is to make your own ground beef.

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by Anonymousreply 115July 15, 2018 7:20 AM

Is he of the homosex persuasion?

by Anonymousreply 116July 15, 2018 8:47 AM

WHO's Eating Dan?

by Anonymousreply 117July 15, 2018 10:17 AM

Dan has magnificent thumbs. BDTs.

by Anonymousreply 118July 15, 2018 11:36 AM

Mmm-mm-mmmm! I would eat Dan Souza's burger any day.

by Anonymousreply 119July 15, 2018 6:39 PM

Yuck

by Anonymousreply 120July 15, 2018 6:42 PM

This way he said the best way to cook a beef roast is in a pressure cooker. Not too sure about that...

by Anonymousreply 121July 15, 2018 9:48 PM

I prefer Pete Souza, King of Trump Trollers.

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by Anonymousreply 122July 15, 2018 10:47 PM

"This weekend..." not "This way..."

by Anonymousreply 123July 15, 2018 11:39 PM

He has a cute butt.

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by Anonymousreply 124July 16, 2018 12:09 AM

R124 and that bunghole has been used more than his Breville blender.

by Anonymousreply 125July 16, 2018 3:54 AM

Never trust a skinny cook.

by Anonymousreply 126July 16, 2018 4:47 AM

Dan says that what makes or breaks great ice cream is how it feels in your mouth.

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by Anonymousreply 127July 29, 2018 5:34 AM

Dan has often said he'd go gay if it would increase his TV ratings, but he adds, fortunately, I haven't had the need.

by Anonymousreply 128August 3, 2018 8:53 PM

No! Don't tell me Dan would stick it in a fish!

by Anonymousreply 129August 5, 2018 3:48 AM

This queen was on today waving his hands like Taylor Lautner.

by Anonymousreply 130September 1, 2018 9:28 PM

No, he doesn't have a "cute butt," R124. He doesn't even have a butt. It's a non-butt.

by Anonymousreply 131September 1, 2018 9:42 PM

Does he have an OnlyFans page?

by Anonymousreply 132September 1, 2018 9:50 PM

Bump. I really have a crush on him. He’s nerdy, nice, and so so cute. I....want to lick him all over.

by Anonymousreply 133November 9, 2018 5:12 AM

Team up Dan with Steve Kornacki for the geek orgy of all time. Mmmmm!

by Anonymousreply 134November 9, 2018 2:44 PM

Dan has a huge dick, but he only puts it in female orifices, although he did sample a few eager male mouths back in the day. It’s all pussy for him now,

by Anonymousreply 135November 9, 2018 8:39 PM

Oh, R135! EWWWWWWWW!

by Anonymousreply 136November 9, 2018 9:41 PM

Yes, he likes pussy. So the fuck what?!?

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by Anonymousreply 137November 10, 2018 9:34 AM

Dan looks very dapper all suited up to officiate this lesbian wedding.

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by Anonymousreply 138December 30, 2018 4:45 PM

R71

His name is Matthew Card and he MUST be gay.

How do gay men get to such high positions around Chris Kimball...

by Anonymousreply 139December 31, 2018 3:26 PM

Chris Kimball was always the worst part of ATK (which was otherwise good) so I'm not so enthused for Milk Street (what kind of name is that anyway?)

BTW, I took Dan's Brussel Sprouts method for Xmas -- and actually liked them this year.

by Anonymousreply 140December 31, 2018 3:28 PM

I think Milk Street is history. I haven't seen any new episodes in a LONG time. Was it canned?

by Anonymousreply 141December 31, 2018 5:58 PM

Ratface.

by Anonymousreply 142December 31, 2018 6:42 PM

R141, Milk Street started its new season a couple months ago. They've already aired around 5 new episodes. The new season is all about food from different countries, mostly Asia. I can't see many viewers using the recipes they've featured so far.

The cooks on the show are not all that likable. They're kind of snooty, to be honest. Milk Street doesn't have any of the charm and familiarity that ATK or Cooks Country has.

by Anonymousreply 143December 31, 2018 6:52 PM

What channel are you watching his show on? Is it cable, ‘cause I ain’t got no cable no more.

by Anonymousreply 144December 31, 2018 6:54 PM

He's not interesting or attractive and gives off an Aspie vibe.

by Anonymousreply 145December 31, 2018 7:04 PM

Did you see the America's Test Kitchen Christmas special that aired this month? They combined several of the cooking segments from this season together with footage of the ATK cooks at a Christmas party. It was fascinating to see the personalities outside of the kitchen. The first thing I noticed was how much better-looking everybody is in real life. The geeky Jewish guy who always does the taste test comparisons actually has a tight body for a man his age. I can see myself being attracted to him if I saw him at a party. Dan Souza came off slightly queeny at the party.

by Anonymousreply 146December 31, 2018 7:26 PM

Re his mouf situation. He wrote in an editorial in cooks a couple three months ago that his jaw was growing funny and at some point they had to bork it and wire his gob shot for a while.

Around these here parts I only see Milky St on the main pbs channel (the one with the begging sessions) and not on create (but then again they only show create for half a day cuz diversity y'all)

by Anonymousreply 147December 31, 2018 7:33 PM

Cute? CUTE?

FFS.

by Anonymousreply 148December 31, 2018 7:52 PM

Matthew is cuter.

by Anonymousreply 149December 31, 2018 7:59 PM

[quote]The cooks on the show are not all that likable. They're kind of snooty, to be honest. Milk Street doesn't have any of the charm and familiarity that ATK or Cooks Country has.

I think Kimball is responsible for the snootiness. Not that I care for Julia and Bridget's constant finishing of each other's sentences and sounds about how good the food is.

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by Anonymousreply 150December 31, 2018 8:02 PM

He's still a cutie and carries his tall lanky body well. However, much prefer Keith Dresser..mmmm!

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by Anonymousreply 151December 31, 2018 8:10 PM

I should count how many times I yell, Shut up, Kimball! at the TV during any given Milk Street episode. He seems to have dialed down his aversion to spicy food a little but now is just snarky to the chefs. The only chef I really like is Matthew Card, who pings like a nuclear submarine. While I appreciate the tour of international cuisine the show provides, I can't see many viewers making the dishes (although their Cape Malay Curry is fantastic and easy).

Topic: I have a gay male friend who works on ATK, and he says DSouza is straight.

by Anonymousreply 152December 31, 2018 8:23 PM

Yeah, r148 , OP also claims to like that creepy lookalike Aspiebot on the tv commercial for Fracture.

Some people's taste is all in their feet.

by Anonymousreply 153December 31, 2018 8:28 PM

DSouza is straight?! What!

by Anonymousreply 154December 31, 2018 8:31 PM

Eh...

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by Anonymousreply 155January 2, 2019 9:49 AM

Cute is cute, and I for one hopes he has a happy life. I'm an old gay and when these posts from young gays, hope Dan finds a nice wife and has the happy life he deserves and wish for the nicer young gays which seem to stay away from DL.

by Anonymousreply 156January 13, 2019 12:31 AM

Milk Street focuses on foreign recipes that I would never cook. And I love to cook. I have to congratulate Dan though. He graduated from his serial pedophile look when he first started on ATK to kind of cute-ish. He does seem genuinely nice and certainly knowledgeable about food now.

by Anonymousreply 157January 13, 2019 12:54 AM

[quote]How simple is the gay word!

It's three letters long, for starters.

by Anonymousreply 158January 13, 2019 1:03 AM

No love for hot daddy Brian Rueff?

by Anonymousreply 159January 13, 2019 1:33 AM

[quote]Milk Street focuses on foreign recipes that I would never cook.

Chris Kimball, either. The show makes no sense whatsover. He hates hot food, among other absurdities.

by Anonymousreply 160January 13, 2019 1:39 AM

He's indeed adorable, but he's a side talker. His mouth stretches to the side when he says certain words. Side talkers always cause me concern.

by Anonymousreply 161January 13, 2019 2:16 AM

He says that's because his mother was kicked by a mule when he was in utero.

by Anonymousreply 162January 13, 2019 2:28 AM

[quote]No love for hot daddy Brian Rueff?

His name is BRYAN ROOF.

by Anonymousreply 163January 13, 2019 4:49 AM

^^ Thanks, Dan.

by Anonymousreply 164January 13, 2019 12:27 PM

Straight, apparently.

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by Anonymousreply 165February 6, 2019 3:28 PM

That's not Dan Souza, r165.

by Anonymousreply 166February 6, 2019 3:34 PM

Aforementioned Matthew Card.

by Anonymousreply 167February 6, 2019 3:35 PM

Matthew Card is the guy in r165.

Provide a reply number when referring to someone ten posts ago, r167. Otherwise, we might think you're talking about the guy whose name is in the headline. Silly of us, I know.

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by Anonymousreply 168February 6, 2019 3:40 PM

That article at R168 must be wrong. It would suggest Matthew Card is fifty or almost fifty.

by Anonymousreply 169February 6, 2019 4:19 PM

Here's Matthew Card in 2016. He's not in his 50s.

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by Anonymousreply 170February 6, 2019 4:54 PM

SHOW US HIS TITS!

by Anonymousreply 171February 6, 2019 6:06 PM

Yes, R170, that's why I said it was wrong.

[quote]A trip to Dean and Deluca in NYC as an impressionable 12-year old probably clinched it to me. It was the early 80s and the store was paradise for me

by Anonymousreply 172February 6, 2019 6:21 PM

We should all agree to disagree. If you like Dan that's fine, but I like my chubby bear Adam Reed!

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by Anonymousreply 173February 6, 2019 6:41 PM

Gurl, chubby was thirty five pounds ago for him.

by Anonymousreply 174February 6, 2019 7:03 PM

Dan and Adam are both still on America's Test Kitchen.

by Anonymousreply 175February 6, 2019 7:05 PM

Gurl, anyone watch his 'What's Eating Dan?' videos?

by Anonymousreply 176February 7, 2019 11:32 AM

Any shirtless pix of Danny Boy?

by Anonymousreply 177February 7, 2019 2:20 PM

He sucks dick.

by Anonymousreply 178February 7, 2019 2:39 PM

Does he employ the same scientific method to sex as he does to cooking?

by Anonymousreply 179February 7, 2019 2:55 PM

If he has chest hair, I wonder if it's patchy like his beard?

by Anonymousreply 180February 7, 2019 2:55 PM

[quote]a Le Creuset mattress

Don't even want to think about what that might feel like.

by Anonymousreply 181February 7, 2019 3:22 PM

There are a few instagram photos of him performing same sex marriages. He seems like a cool guy.

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by Anonymousreply 182February 7, 2019 5:15 PM

Oh, hey, he says he graduated high school in 1990.

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by Anonymousreply 183February 9, 2019 2:21 PM

Ahhh...a Bethesdette (Matthew, not Dan)

by Anonymousreply 184February 9, 2019 2:27 PM

I'd take Matthew over Dan, but only if I couldn't have both.

by Anonymousreply 185February 10, 2019 12:37 PM

So cute.

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by Anonymousreply 186February 10, 2019 9:41 PM

Well, he’s obviously a drunky, just look at r186 ‘s link.

by Anonymousreply 187February 10, 2019 10:14 PM

Matthew Card must be like forty-seven then, right?

by Anonymousreply 188February 11, 2019 5:51 PM

I want Dan inside me quite deeply.

by Anonymousreply 189February 11, 2019 7:08 PM

Matthew looks great for being nearly fifty.

by Anonymousreply 190February 12, 2019 2:25 PM

Odd that Kimball seemingly choses to surround himself with women and gay-ish men.

He must not like threats.

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by Anonymousreply 191February 13, 2019 8:09 PM

He’s cute as hell.

by Anonymousreply 192February 13, 2019 10:51 PM

Which one, r192?

by Anonymousreply 193February 13, 2019 10:56 PM

Dan is hot

by Anonymousreply 194February 14, 2019 1:10 AM

Wanted to bump this thread because I just saw an early Dan video. Wow, he's really come a long way.

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by Anonymousreply 195April 30, 2019 4:06 AM

Funny story I use to work in a building on Milk St. in Boston. Also have worked in the Seaport district too but never bumped into ATK people.

by Anonymousreply 196April 30, 2019 4:47 AM

Does he masturbate often?

by Anonymousreply 197April 30, 2019 4:59 AM

Matthew's posted some photos of his family here. I could have sworn he was family. Does my gaydar need a tuneup?

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by Anonymousreply 198May 13, 2019 5:10 PM
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