Dan Souza - Cute, nerdish cook from America's Test Kitchen
I've developed a serious crush on this guy.
He's very engaging during his segments on the show and he really explains the science behind his recipes well. Sometimes he looks a little messy, but this year it seems like he's settled on a haircut and beard thickness that works for him. He appears to have a nerve problem similar to what Milo Ventimiglia has. I don't know what it's called, but it causes a droop or deadness to half of his lower lip. Sometimes it sounds like he has a slight lisp too which makes him all the more endearing to me.
I can't find much information about him though. Of course what I'm really hoping to know is if he is gay. The woman he's paired with in most of his recent Instagram shots is his producer and seems to be married to another man. He features a lot of cats in pictures (could be a sign?), but no pics of anyone that I would suspect of being a significant other.
There is at least one other fan out there who has posted on the ATK thread about his desire to bed Souza. Are there more?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 198 | May 13, 2019 4:10 PM
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I'm starting to lose interest in Seth MacFarlane so back off bitch. This guy is my next obsession.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 14, 2017 1:39 AM
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This clip is annoying because of the hosts that can't let him finish a sentence, but in it we learn he graduated top of his class from Culinary Institute of America. Also the middle bitch avoids asking him specifically about a boyfriend/girlfriend by asking about someone who would "want to go out with you, be your date."
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 2 | May 14, 2017 1:48 AM
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I've posted about Dan Souza in the past. He's adorable, and so smart.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 14, 2017 1:48 AM
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R2, the bitches are from a bad SNL sketch.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 14, 2017 1:50 AM
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Dan is my favorite part of America's Test Kitchen. I am glad to see him given a more prominent role this season.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 14, 2017 1:51 AM
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He has an entire series of clips on the ATK you tube channel. He knows his staff and presents it very well.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 14, 2017 1:53 AM
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Go to 1:40 of R2's video and you'll have your answer.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 14, 2017 1:56 AM
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[quote]He knows his staff and presents it very well.
I'd like to get to know his "staff" too. Will he present it to me?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 14, 2017 4:33 AM
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[quote]Go to 1:40 of [R2]'s video and you'll have your answer.
[quote]I don't get it.
There's nothing to get. R7 thinks he can determine this guy's sexuality based on one hand motion in a 10-minute segment. Antiquated interpretations are a thing around here. It's kinda' all they have, y'know?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 14, 2017 10:15 AM
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Eh, that wasn't the only moment I saw, but it was the easiest moment to remember. Yeah, it's probably an antiquated interpretation. Dude could be as straight as an arrow. Either way, it wasn't meant to be an insult. It'd be awesome if he were gay. I think he's adorable.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 14, 2017 10:21 AM
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I saw nothing at 1:40, either.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 14, 2017 4:28 PM
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The droopiness in his mouth seems more pronounced this season.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 14, 2017 4:55 PM
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[quote] Ventimiglia was born with a self-described "crooked mouth" that is the result of damaged nerves on the left side, which cause that side to remain immobile, much like, incidentally, actor Sylvester Stallone, with whom he worked in "Rocky Balboa."
According to Wiki, Milo's crooked lip is a birth defect. Side note, I never realized Stallone had the same issue.
So I wonder if Souza has had that lip issue forever, or if it developed as a result of some trauma.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 16, 2017 1:05 AM
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[quote]He ate a bad sea urchin.
I once ate a bad street urchin.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 16, 2017 2:57 AM
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He hasn't been posting much to his Insta or Twitter in the past few weeks. Maybe that's cause he's busy taping the new season of ATK. But he's not giving me anything to satisfy my cyber stalking.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 6, 2017 6:17 PM
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An AWG that cooks. Revolutionary.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 6, 2017 6:20 PM
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If he presents hole I guess that would be his answer. I wonder if it's clean or a little crusty.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 6, 2017 6:38 PM
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He looks like he might have an interesting anus
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 6, 2017 6:53 PM
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Much Cat on his Instagram.
And this clip from the dancefloor at a friend's wedding. Looks like Souza hangs with a mixed crowd - including the gender non-conforming.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 23 | July 6, 2017 10:14 PM
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OP and his ilk never fail in pathetically attempting to eroticize the most rat-faced and unattractive celebrities.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 6, 2017 10:29 PM
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R25, who is your most attractive celebrity?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 6, 2017 10:41 PM
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Any man who doesn't look like he haunts sewers at night.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 6, 2017 10:42 PM
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Glad not to know more about you, R27. Or your ilk.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 6, 2017 10:45 PM
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Yes, do go on with your fawning over Mr. Ratface Sousa. After all, there is no accounting for taste.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 6, 2017 10:51 PM
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r29 hasn't been even finger-fucked in at least a decade.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 6, 2017 10:53 PM
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Oh, bitch, do continue showing what a sad cunt you are, while you masturbate to the Ratface chef.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 6, 2017 10:56 PM
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r31, is that an attempt at a snappy cumback? I stand corrected: you haven't been finger-fucked since Bush was president. The first one.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 6, 2017 10:59 PM
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Dan Souza is totally fucking adorable. R31 R29 prefers the tender ministrations of the likes of Rocco Steele.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 6, 2017 10:59 PM
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r33, come on--you think r29/r31 could get even Rocco Steele? More like Bruce Vilanch.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 6, 2017 11:03 PM
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Fap away, R33, R34 and OP!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 35 | July 6, 2017 11:06 PM
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Ratface personified, measuring meat.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 36 | July 6, 2017 11:08 PM
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r35's dream fuck, Miss Bruce.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 6, 2017 11:10 PM
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Yuck. That is one of the ugliest fuckers to fall out of a pussy. Kill yourself OP.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 6, 2017 11:11 PM
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Don't worry, r40. r39 kills himself a little each day.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 41 | July 6, 2017 11:13 PM
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[quote] I never realized Stallone had the same issue.
Stallone's mouth issues didn't start until he had the massive amount of bad plastic surgery he's had on his face. Look at videos of him when he was young.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 7, 2017 12:40 AM
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A hint of hairy, pale legs...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 46 | September 9, 2017 7:21 PM
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Trying to make so much of such a simple thing! Its rice! Put a cup of it in two cups of boiling water, cover and let simmer on a LOW flame 20 minutes. Fluff, Serve. Perfection. Hah … "fluff, serve" sounds like a gay cookbook.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 9, 2017 7:48 PM
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How simple is the gay word! This one hot? Well not to me. Glad to see many appreciate his looks; there is someone for everyone.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | September 9, 2017 7:50 PM
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he's either hung and great in bed, or annoying and asexual.
he also strikes me as someone who is a whole lot more fun with a few drinks in him.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | September 9, 2017 11:12 PM
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I don't watch this show but I'd bang that guy like a drum.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | September 9, 2017 11:39 PM
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He is adorable. I would marry him.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | September 10, 2017 12:06 AM
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He has all the raw sexual energy of a young Chris Kimball
by Anonymous | reply 52 | September 10, 2017 12:29 AM
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You sad, deranged whores are a great reminder why I have absolutely no social media presence.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | September 17, 2017 5:09 AM
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Wow -- I never noticed his mouth until r53's photo
by Anonymous | reply 55 | September 17, 2017 5:32 AM
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What's wrong with his mouth?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | September 17, 2017 4:56 PM
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I think noted homosexualist Jack Bishop was grooming him to take over as lead of the show, but he is too food science geek...
by Anonymous | reply 57 | September 17, 2017 6:19 PM
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Some of you obviously never watch the show. He's fun and funny on air and provides a nice counterpoint to the ladies who host now. When Kimball was still there, they obviously took great pains to film him from only one side because you didn't notice his mouth. It wasn't until the current season that it became more prominent, but if you find old footage of him, the droop is there.
I thought we'd established on another thread that he was married but kept it quiet on social media because fraus tune into this show and like to draw their own conclusions without knowing anyone's backstory. Like how Chris Kimball was a ladies' man, apparently.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | September 17, 2017 6:32 PM
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He's married? And they're concealing it?
by Anonymous | reply 59 | September 17, 2017 7:08 PM
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Does this mean he's Julia and Bridget's boss now?
by Anonymous | reply 60 | September 17, 2017 7:09 PM
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This is ATK, they aren't concealing shit.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | September 17, 2017 7:34 PM
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Dan and Julia are doing a live Q&A tomorrow. I'm sure some of you have some really "interesting" questions for Dan.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 62 | October 4, 2017 10:49 PM
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In case you missed it, their Q&A replay is on the site. They said this one is a freebie, but you'll have to join the site to watch future hours.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 63 | October 7, 2017 7:25 AM
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Did he have a stroke or something? That mouth is gross.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | October 7, 2017 7:53 AM
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There is absolutely nothing about him that seems gay. He’s a straight nerd bro.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | October 7, 2017 7:53 AM
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R63 Did anyone ask Dan if he was top or a bottom?
by Anonymous | reply 66 | October 7, 2017 4:38 PM
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He's 35 years old.
This is a rare time when he's showing the other side of his face while on camera.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 67 | October 25, 2017 4:33 AM
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I will marry him -warts and all. Droopy mouth doesn't bother me. Makes him even more sexy.
We'll live in a nice big house with a large kitchen. Have people over for meals,conversation and camaraderie.
Love to,wake in the morning after a night of lovemaking to the smell of coffee and breakfast that Dan prepared.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | October 25, 2017 5:23 AM
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Dan seems to be a decent guy. Now that he's the big boss at Cooks Illustrated. I hope he does not end up like the disgraced New Orleans celebrity chef, John Besh.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | October 25, 2017 5:40 AM
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Sounds amazing, R68. You'll have to fight me for him :)
by Anonymous | reply 70 | October 25, 2017 11:43 AM
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There's a guy on Christopher Kimball's new Milk Street show who pings to high heaven, but he mentioned having a spouse (no gender specified) and kids ...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 71 | October 25, 2017 4:53 PM
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I prefer ATK over the new Milk Street. Christopher Kimball is insufferable most ofmthe time.
He used to denigrate spicy Southeast Asian cuisine and its indispensable ingredients in ATK (hello fish sauce and shrimp paste). Now he is forced to feature SE Asian chefs and cuisine in Milk Street.
I am glad Kimball is out of ATK. Now, talented and likeable ATK chefs who used to be in the background are featured regularly and prominently.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | October 25, 2017 5:26 PM
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I just watched Dan Souza can butter pickles with Bridget at America's Test Kitchen. He can butter my pickle anytime. I love you,Dan.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | November 12, 2017 7:28 PM
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R73 BREAD and butter pickles.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | November 12, 2017 8:03 PM
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[quote]Christopher Kimball is insufferable most of the time. He used to denigrate spicy Southeast Asian cuisine and its indispensable ingredients in ATK (hello fish sauce and shrimp paste). Now he is forced to feature SE Asian chefs and cuisine in Milk Street.
It makes me wonder whether he was lying then or he's lying now.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | November 12, 2017 8:05 PM
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We should call the hotline today and ask Dan a question about stuffing.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 76 | November 23, 2017 3:38 PM
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I want to stuff him, R76. Full of stuff.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | November 23, 2017 3:45 PM
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Do you think he'll remain lithe or will he bloat up like so many chefs do?
by Anonymous | reply 78 | November 23, 2017 3:51 PM
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Sorry, folks. He's good at what he does but he is no kind of sex symbol. Appreciate him for what he brings to the show.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 23, 2017 3:53 PM
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Kimball didn't, r78, and he's 66.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | November 23, 2017 3:54 PM
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A cute guy who loves to cook. Just what I need in my life, cause I fucking hate it. We’d make a great pair. He can cook the meals and I’ll kill the spiders. I bet he’s scared of them.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | November 23, 2017 3:58 PM
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You'll never notice the lip when you're throat fucking him.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | January 13, 2018 9:40 PM
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He was on the season premiere episode today discussing proper whisking techniques. The lip thing is still quite noticeable.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | January 14, 2018 2:59 AM
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Wonder what (or who) Dan does for Valentine's Day...
by Anonymous | reply 86 | February 14, 2018 7:37 AM
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His ass looks very perky..
by Anonymous | reply 87 | February 14, 2018 7:59 AM
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I love Dan too OP. He seems so smart, sweet, and funny. I think he should grow his beard out just a tad more. When I imagine him undressed, he's quite hairy in my fantasy.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | February 14, 2018 8:24 AM
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I guess by liking a guy like this, you have zero competition.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | February 14, 2018 9:21 AM
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I competish for Dan. Totally fucking adorkable.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | February 14, 2018 9:44 AM
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He is cut. A classic 6 inches. Very little hair on his chest.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | April 23, 2018 1:46 PM
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He is very cute, and is apparently somewhat tall. I prefer shorties, but he's so adorable, I'd make an exception for him.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | April 23, 2018 2:30 PM
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You can catch Dan naked on My Cam 3X His user name is mikka21
by Anonymous | reply 93 | April 23, 2018 4:13 PM
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Maybe he had an acoustic neuroma like my sister who now has a noticeable droop like Dan's.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | April 23, 2018 4:19 PM
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He's cute and does not have rat-faced bone structure. For that to be the case he would need to have black, glassy (if not beady) eyes and the cheekbone to nose & mouth ratio would be different. Plus, he has a solid jawline & the shape of his head is not heart-shaped. As for his smile/mouth, it is noticeable in some videos and pictures, but is not a deal breaker. Maybe it's a palsy?
by Anonymous | reply 95 | April 23, 2018 4:31 PM
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Dan has a disarming personality. That's what draws so many of us to him. He's tall and slender which adds to the illusion that he is younger than he really is. I suspect Dan has had a bout of bells palsy which leaves (only about 5%) some people permanently disfigured. I believe Dan uses vulgar street language in his stage persona to increase the perception that he is masculine. Dan is also very clean in appearance with doesn't hurt his on-camera attractiveness. He is obviously quite intelligent to complete his on-camera appearance of being astutely desirable.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | April 23, 2018 7:01 PM
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Dan has said on Twitter that he was born with the crooked mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | June 3, 2018 8:59 PM
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[quote]There is absolutely nothing about him that seems gay. He’s a straight nerd bro.
Are we watching the same show?
by Anonymous | reply 98 | June 11, 2018 5:23 AM
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R97 is correct. Someone asked him if he'd had a stroke (!) and he replied:
[quote]Dan Souza (@testcook) tweeted at 9:31 AM on Fri, Dec 08, 2017: Nope, I was just born this way.
Of course, I wouldn't rule out the possibility he's lying. Lots of people lie when asked questions that are nobody's business.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 99 | June 11, 2018 5:33 AM
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He uses "vulgar street language"? Where? I've never seen the show...
by Anonymous | reply 100 | June 11, 2018 5:34 AM
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R100. It's quite racy for PBS. He'll say, "Beat those goddamn eggs till they beg for mercy!"
by Anonymous | reply 101 | June 15, 2018 2:01 PM
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Flat, dead little eyes, scraggly, unhealthy looking beard, stringy, likely hairless body. Sexually uninteresting. Something rodent-like about him. Lackluster on-screen presence. Is he on the spectrum ?
by Anonymous | reply 102 | June 15, 2018 2:12 PM
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Additionally, when I look at him, I see this guy :
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 103 | June 15, 2018 2:16 PM
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Looks like Dan has turned someone down!
Granted, Souza probably thinks he's a lot cooler and sexier than he really is. Still, he's better looking than 80% of the porn "stars" and SM whores that DLers gush about.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | June 16, 2018 2:22 AM
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Dan is incredibly sexy and hilarious. Check out his stand up comedy on Youtube.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | July 9, 2018 1:03 PM
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I want to lick him between his legs and behind his balls.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | July 9, 2018 1:12 PM
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He needs to be naked and accessible.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | July 9, 2018 1:21 PM
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Omfg for the last time, just NO. Icky and sallow with shitty hair and a derpy mouth. Bet you want to fuck his ratty hipster lookalike from the "Fracture" commercial, too.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | July 9, 2018 1:30 PM
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R109 = Recording Secretary and Backhair Collector of the Rocco Steele Fan Club
by Anonymous | reply 110 | July 9, 2018 1:31 PM
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You bet, R109. Love his voice, too. And how much he reminds me of Joshie from Transparent.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 111 | July 9, 2018 1:34 PM
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Yeah, R111 , they're both just vile. I'm assuming you're all a bunch of women, which is why you find that type attractive.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | July 9, 2018 1:39 PM
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R112, I'd like to refer you back to the first sentence you typed in r109.
And no, I'm not a woman. Not even a T with a P.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | July 9, 2018 1:42 PM
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Dan's talking burgers - and showing how "easy" is is to make your own ground beef.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 115 | July 15, 2018 6:20 AM
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Is he of the homosex persuasion?
by Anonymous | reply 116 | July 15, 2018 7:47 AM
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Dan has magnificent thumbs. BDTs.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | July 15, 2018 10:36 AM
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Mmm-mm-mmmm! I would eat Dan Souza's burger any day.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | July 15, 2018 5:39 PM
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This way he said the best way to cook a beef roast is in a pressure cooker. Not too sure about that...
by Anonymous | reply 121 | July 15, 2018 8:48 PM
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I prefer Pete Souza, King of Trump Trollers.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 122 | July 15, 2018 9:47 PM
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"This weekend..." not "This way..."
by Anonymous | reply 123 | July 15, 2018 10:39 PM
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R124 and that bunghole has been used more than his Breville blender.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | July 16, 2018 2:54 AM
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Never trust a skinny cook.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | July 16, 2018 3:47 AM
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Dan says that what makes or breaks great ice cream is how it feels in your mouth.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 127 | July 29, 2018 4:34 AM
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Dan has often said he'd go gay if it would increase his TV ratings, but he adds, fortunately, I haven't had the need.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | August 3, 2018 7:53 PM
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No! Don't tell me Dan would stick it in a fish!
by Anonymous | reply 129 | August 5, 2018 2:48 AM
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This queen was on today waving his hands like Taylor Lautner.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | September 1, 2018 8:28 PM
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No, he doesn't have a "cute butt," R124. He doesn't even have a butt. It's a non-butt.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | September 1, 2018 8:42 PM
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Does he have an OnlyFans page?
by Anonymous | reply 132 | September 1, 2018 8:50 PM
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Bump. I really have a crush on him. He’s nerdy, nice, and so so cute. I....want to lick him all over.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | November 9, 2018 4:12 AM
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Team up Dan with Steve Kornacki for the geek orgy of all time. Mmmmm!
by Anonymous | reply 134 | November 9, 2018 1:44 PM
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Dan has a huge dick, but he only puts it in female orifices, although he did sample a few eager male mouths back in the day. It’s all pussy for him now,
by Anonymous | reply 135 | November 9, 2018 7:39 PM
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Yes, he likes pussy. So the fuck what?!?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 137 | November 10, 2018 8:34 AM
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Dan looks very dapper all suited up to officiate this lesbian wedding.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 138 | December 30, 2018 3:45 PM
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R71
His name is Matthew Card and he MUST be gay.
How do gay men get to such high positions around Chris Kimball...
by Anonymous | reply 139 | December 31, 2018 2:26 PM
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Chris Kimball was always the worst part of ATK (which was otherwise good) so I'm not so enthused for Milk Street (what kind of name is that anyway?)
BTW, I took Dan's Brussel Sprouts method for Xmas -- and actually liked them this year.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | December 31, 2018 2:28 PM
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I think Milk Street is history. I haven't seen any new episodes in a LONG time. Was it canned?
by Anonymous | reply 141 | December 31, 2018 4:58 PM
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R141, Milk Street started its new season a couple months ago. They've already aired around 5 new episodes. The new season is all about food from different countries, mostly Asia. I can't see many viewers using the recipes they've featured so far.
The cooks on the show are not all that likable. They're kind of snooty, to be honest. Milk Street doesn't have any of the charm and familiarity that ATK or Cooks Country has.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | December 31, 2018 5:52 PM
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What channel are you watching his show on? Is it cable, ‘cause I ain’t got no cable no more.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | December 31, 2018 5:54 PM
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He's not interesting or attractive and gives off an Aspie vibe.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | December 31, 2018 6:04 PM
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Did you see the America's Test Kitchen Christmas special that aired this month? They combined several of the cooking segments from this season together with footage of the ATK cooks at a Christmas party. It was fascinating to see the personalities outside of the kitchen. The first thing I noticed was how much better-looking everybody is in real life. The geeky Jewish guy who always does the taste test comparisons actually has a tight body for a man his age. I can see myself being attracted to him if I saw him at a party. Dan Souza came off slightly queeny at the party.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | December 31, 2018 6:26 PM
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Re his mouf situation. He wrote in an editorial in cooks a couple three months ago that his jaw was growing funny and at some point they had to bork it and wire his gob shot for a while.
Around these here parts I only see Milky St on the main pbs channel (the one with the begging sessions) and not on create (but then again they only show create for half a day cuz diversity y'all)
by Anonymous | reply 147 | December 31, 2018 6:33 PM
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[quote]The cooks on the show are not all that likable. They're kind of snooty, to be honest. Milk Street doesn't have any of the charm and familiarity that ATK or Cooks Country has.
I think Kimball is responsible for the snootiness. Not that I care for Julia and Bridget's constant finishing of each other's sentences and sounds about how good the food is.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 150 | December 31, 2018 7:02 PM
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He's still a cutie and carries his tall lanky body well. However, much prefer Keith Dresser..mmmm!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 151 | December 31, 2018 7:10 PM
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I should count how many times I yell, Shut up, Kimball! at the TV during any given Milk Street episode. He seems to have dialed down his aversion to spicy food a little but now is just snarky to the chefs. The only chef I really like is Matthew Card, who pings like a nuclear submarine. While I appreciate the tour of international cuisine the show provides, I can't see many viewers making the dishes (although their Cape Malay Curry is fantastic and easy).
Topic: I have a gay male friend who works on ATK, and he says DSouza is straight.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | December 31, 2018 7:23 PM
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Yeah, r148 , OP also claims to like that creepy lookalike Aspiebot on the tv commercial for Fracture.
Some people's taste is all in their feet.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | December 31, 2018 7:28 PM
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DSouza is straight?! What!
by Anonymous | reply 154 | December 31, 2018 7:31 PM
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Cute is cute, and I for one hopes he has a happy life. I'm an old gay and when these posts from young gays, hope Dan finds a nice wife and has the happy life he deserves and wish for the nicer young gays which seem to stay away from DL.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | January 12, 2019 11:31 PM
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Milk Street focuses on foreign recipes that I would never cook. And I love to cook. I have to congratulate Dan though. He graduated from his serial pedophile look when he first started on ATK to kind of cute-ish. He does seem genuinely nice and certainly knowledgeable about food now.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | January 12, 2019 11:54 PM
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[quote]How simple is the gay word!
It's three letters long, for starters.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | January 13, 2019 12:03 AM
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No love for hot daddy Brian Rueff?
by Anonymous | reply 159 | January 13, 2019 12:33 AM
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[quote]Milk Street focuses on foreign recipes that I would never cook.
Chris Kimball, either. The show makes no sense whatsover. He hates hot food, among other absurdities.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | January 13, 2019 12:39 AM
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He's indeed adorable, but he's a side talker. His mouth stretches to the side when he says certain words. Side talkers always cause me concern.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | January 13, 2019 1:16 AM
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He says that's because his mother was kicked by a mule when he was in utero.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | January 13, 2019 1:28 AM
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[quote]No love for hot daddy Brian Rueff?
His name is BRYAN ROOF.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | January 13, 2019 3:49 AM
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That's not Dan Souza, r165.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | February 6, 2019 2:34 PM
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Aforementioned Matthew Card.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | February 6, 2019 2:35 PM
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Matthew Card is the guy in r165.
Provide a reply number when referring to someone ten posts ago, r167. Otherwise, we might think you're talking about the guy whose name is in the headline. Silly of us, I know.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 168 | February 6, 2019 2:40 PM
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That article at R168 must be wrong. It would suggest Matthew Card is fifty or almost fifty.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | February 6, 2019 3:19 PM
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Here's Matthew Card in 2016. He's not in his 50s.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 170 | February 6, 2019 3:54 PM
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Yes, R170, that's why I said it was wrong.
[quote]A trip to Dean and Deluca in NYC as an impressionable 12-year old probably clinched it to me. It was the early 80s and the store was paradise for me
by Anonymous | reply 172 | February 6, 2019 5:21 PM
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We should all agree to disagree. If you like Dan that's fine, but I like my chubby bear Adam Reed!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 173 | February 6, 2019 5:41 PM
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Gurl, chubby was thirty five pounds ago for him.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | February 6, 2019 6:03 PM
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Dan and Adam are both still on America's Test Kitchen.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | February 6, 2019 6:05 PM
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Gurl, anyone watch his 'What's Eating Dan?' videos?
by Anonymous | reply 176 | February 7, 2019 10:32 AM
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Any shirtless pix of Danny Boy?
by Anonymous | reply 177 | February 7, 2019 1:20 PM
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Does he employ the same scientific method to sex as he does to cooking?
by Anonymous | reply 179 | February 7, 2019 1:55 PM
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If he has chest hair, I wonder if it's patchy like his beard?
by Anonymous | reply 180 | February 7, 2019 1:55 PM
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[quote]a Le Creuset mattress
Don't even want to think about what that might feel like.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | February 7, 2019 2:22 PM
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There are a few instagram photos of him performing same sex marriages. He seems like a cool guy.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 182 | February 7, 2019 4:15 PM
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Oh, hey, he says he graduated high school in 1990.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 183 | February 9, 2019 1:21 PM
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Ahhh...a Bethesdette (Matthew, not Dan)
by Anonymous | reply 184 | February 9, 2019 1:27 PM
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I'd take Matthew over Dan, but only if I couldn't have both.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | February 10, 2019 11:37 AM
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Well, he’s obviously a drunky, just look at r186 ‘s link.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | February 10, 2019 9:14 PM
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Matthew Card must be like forty-seven then, right?
by Anonymous | reply 188 | February 11, 2019 4:51 PM
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I want Dan inside me quite deeply.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | February 11, 2019 6:08 PM
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Matthew looks great for being nearly fifty.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | February 12, 2019 1:25 PM
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Odd that Kimball seemingly choses to surround himself with women and gay-ish men.
He must not like threats.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 191 | February 13, 2019 7:09 PM
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Wanted to bump this thread because I just saw an early Dan video. Wow, he's really come a long way.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 195 | April 30, 2019 3:06 AM
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Funny story I use to work in a building on Milk St. in Boston. Also have worked in the Seaport district too but never bumped into ATK people.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | April 30, 2019 3:47 AM
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Does he masturbate often?
by Anonymous | reply 197 | April 30, 2019 3:59 AM
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Matthew's posted some photos of his family here. I could have sworn he was family. Does my gaydar need a tuneup?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 198 | May 13, 2019 4:10 PM
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