Are people not interested in my Alexander Skarsgård bearding Alexa Chung threads?

Maybe they'd be more interested if you used a better pic of him. He looks like he's suffering from an allergic reaction.

I've only seen one of his movies, Tarzan, and it wasn't very good. 4 out of 10.

Did Patti Lupone shit on his face?!

Perhaps it's because we can smell your desperation and high maintenance frenzy.

Hi alex, stop trying to make yourself happen. It's not going to happen!

My mother *LOVES* Skargard's Tarzan movie and I have no idea why. She has seen it multiple times. I haven't seen it yet and I figure I have more of a vested interest since he has a very lustworthy body.

Maybe mom and I have one more thing in common.

For what it's worth, I can't figure out the Patti Lupone thing either. But then I'm a social outcast.

I heard he's bi, likes anything (at least has to be moderatly attractive) with a hole.

I never thought he was gay until his "relationship" with Ellen Page.

And then she came out so very shortly thereafter you could practically hear the sad trumpet noise.

Yeah....well. Guess not.

Asgard just turned 40

He unfortunately has really, really bad body odor. Like a very ripe, cheesy smell. It's nauseating.

I am a huge fan of Alexander Skarsgård, not so much his acting, but just Alexander Skarsgård the man. He seems like just a really cool guy, sexy as hell, to me at least and he is totally my type of man. BTW, I am a gay man. I just don't believe he is gay, if you knew much about him, he would be very comfortable with being gay. I have no doubt he has dabbled in some degree of man sex, it is just the way he was raise, without Midwestern America's Puritanical hangups. What gay man wouldn't want to be with him.

I am just not one of those gay men who wish my man crush was gay, I will never have him or even meet him so his sexual orientation is unimportant to me. I don't think it very important to him either.

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Lucky Gurl:

OP: Datalounge's sucking chest wound of need & desperation.

In my opinion there simply is no human being who looks better in a black tux than Alexander Skarsgård.

If you want to model the success of the Heughan threads, you'll need to create a safe space for fraus to congregate and convince each other that they are far more sophisticated than all those other fraus obsessively tracking Heughan's every interaction with a woman. For volume, don't let a week go by without reposting the same three pictures, with the caption "So gay."

Him dating Ellen Page seemed more as a cover up for his whoring around (with both men and women) to me than classic bearding like in the case of Hiddleswift.

Yes, after eating a tuna fish sandwich R3. The tuna fish thread has more replies also. Datalounge is a mystery.

It's more a curiosity R4. I'm not in the gay world.

There's no there there

Ok, OP, are you one of the fraus on the Heughan thread?

Is r13 retarded? Or just a frau?

R14, R15, R16 must be sarcasm. These pictures look like Hiddleswifting to me. Very strange these two. And right when they had something to sell. The instagram of Alexa Chung in front of a Tarzan poster was so extra as to be obvious around this time. They were at the Metball recently, came separately, and now her clothing line. Also Alexander is in a new Jesse Eisenberg film. It's all weird but maybe less noticeable than Hueghan or Hiddleston

There's a GAY world, r23? Well, fuck, all this time I could have been THERE and not slumming in this world overrun with boring heteros.

R17 Isn't that why you're here also? This is Datalounge, sweetheart.

That is not what I meant R28. And you know it! I'm talking about being around gay men and understanding how to know if someone is gay. I'm talking about instinct.

R26 likley a frau who claims to be a gay man but can't see her lustfull crush as gay.

R30, girl, it was a joke. "And you know it!"

But, really, you can never really tell if someone is gay. Everyone is different. It's not like classifying plant life.

Sorry OP. Why not try again? Maybe some Alex S. - Aaron H. fan fiction would whet our appetites?

LESS PLAUSIBLE STORY

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Cozy:

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I especially love this picture R35. Because it conveniently cuts out Jack McBrayer sitting next to him. they have an interesting relationship.

I found that Alexa Chung fugly . He must be gay to date that !

Not only would it be hot to fuck him, it would nice to lie next to that 40yo big man all night.

Because he ain't gay, OP. Let it go.

He's pretty but when that's all there is to say about him, a thread can't get very long.

[quote]I especially love this picture [R35]. Because it conveniently cuts out Jack McBrayer sitting next to him. they have an interesting relationship.

Interesting because….one is tall and the other short? I mean...you’re not alluding to them being lovers? Because that would stupid--even for Datalounge.

Alexander and Ellen are hands down my choice for most bizarre Hollywood pairing ever. Even moreso than Hiddleswift, Katie Holmes/Jamie Foxx and Ryan Reynolds/Alanis Morisette.

She's dating herself. Such a fashionista. Good "natural face" makeup here.

She's incredibly butch R45

Is there a Foxx/Holmes thread R44

Because you are lying on him OP

Bearding is boring!

Then why bother reading threads about bearding , then replying to those bearding threads, R49?

[quote]Alexander and Ellen are hands down my choice for most bizarre Hollywood pairing ever.

They were promoting a film they did together (The East). The director posted a pic of them where Alex was kissing the top of Ellen's head. Ellen reposted it with a joke about Canadian tuxedos because they were both wearing denim shirts. A bunch of idiots on the internet who can't process that a man and a woman can be physically affectionate with each other even though they're not sexually interested in each other decided this meant they were dating. Sources shot down the rumors immediately. At a certain point, observers need to take responsibility for the fact that they're the ones projecting a heterosexual gloss onto the story. Alexander and Ellen were never bearding. They just like each other as people and didn't hide it.

R51. All his girlfriends were costars who seemed to show very little genuine affection. Interesting they all denied dating also.

OP is another fan-obsessed frau who recently found the Datalounge and is dismayed to discover that we find her thread less than scintillating.

R51 They were bearding fangurl cunt, get the fuck over it.

Does he own anything besides jeans and a gray t-shirt...and a tux?

He has a very luxurious leather harness.

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You should go over to lipstick alley and purse forum op. They have gay friendly bearding threads for skarsgard than DL. Which is strangely full of jaded old( very old)queens and fraus with too many cats and no jobs.

Desperate for thread replies?

I don't know if I've seen anything that pathetic in a long, long time.

Hot hot hot

Hot hot hotter

Oldie but goodie:

Ditto:

I hate Alexa Chung so much ever since she released that fucking asinine book. I hate people who make more shit books like that, as if there aren't enough of them polluting this world with their bland pretension, for mutt minded fools to slobber over. I hated her instantly as soon as I saw that book. I wish I could do something that would really annoy her, like throw dog shit at her, or make her catch her man banging me. It doesn't matter what it is so long as it would really irritate her.

He needs to FUCK ME RIGHT NOW!

It worked R59.

Bascha

Skarsgard ain’t straight. I know a guy who had a 1 night stand with him. Bi Bi Skarsgard.

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Yeah, he’s got lots – a comical amount – of young guys hanging at his place in the Hills.

He’s way gay.

March 3, 2017 at 10:03pm

This was an interesting video — a drunk-ass Skarsgard stripping down, humping and play-rimming his shirtless co-star.

Alexander is a very attractive homosexual.

Are there nude photos?

Well maybe because he appeared nude in true blood and it was not impressive?? His dad's is bigger (cock)

What's wrong with his face??

Because he's a weak version of a Scandinavian. No Dolph Lundgren or Dutch Rutger Hauer. Even though she's half Chinese, missing that Bjork exoticness. So.. no one cares. People in Nanuvut are more interesting.

Why does rat-faced Jeremy Renner get so many posts? I don't care that he's gay and closeted, he's ugly!

Interesting video r68 but those disgusting stinkfish ruin it.

Unfortunately that video at r68 actually convinced me that he's straight.

That girl he's with is a major groupie, I think she only fucked and dated musicians in the past, she must have all kinds of stds. He's not the type she usually goes for, it's probably a platonic relationship, for PR purposes only.

He is nothing special in his country, you see hundreds of guys like him there.

Seriously I hate DL now. Of all the fucking threads DL does and nobody can get behind this? I'm with you OP. If even the smallest chance that he is gay or bisexual is golden.

.........

This frau doesn't find him hot and he gives me weird vibes. Maybe because he's European? He strikes me as bi.

I can't find it anywhere, but I swear I read that he is a clinical-level germaphobe.

And? What is the point of posting this R79 ?

Stand by your man. It is nice to know that Alex is attracted to all body types.

asexual maybe?

"I am just not one of those gay men who wish my man crush was gay, I will never have him or even meet him so his sexual orientation is unimportant to me. I don't think it very important to him either."

I am not interested in any bearding threads anymore, they are so overdone. I am an Alexander Skarsgård fan but I don't really care if he is gay or straight, if I had to make a guess I would guess bi but it just really doesn't matter to me. I am never going to have him, so whether he is gay or straight or somewhere in between just doesn't matter.

I figure this way, if any famous person is a closeted gay, wild speculation about their sexually isn't going to bring them out of the closet, it is more likely to drive them further in the closet, IMHO. They are probably more closeted for financial reasons than anything else as it appears being gay just isn't a positive for the future of an actor for future roles.

Alexa Chung is the Taylor Swift of London. See, GRIMSHAW, Nick; Healy, Matty; Styles, Harry; Hitt, Matthew; Leto, Jared; and I bet you are now side-eyeing Alex Turner a bit.

Alexa is the same kind of tomboy dyke that Ellen Page seems to be.

I am an Alexander Skarsgård fan but I don't really care if he is gay or straight,

alexa is weirdly asexual

Alexa is not straight and we are seeing how she feigns romance with men...

The tomboy thing worked when she was very young, it is not wearing that well, imo.

I (gay male) fucked Alexander about 15 years ago in NYC. He is gay (bi at best) and enjoys a dick in his ass. Simple

Alexa has also bearded at times for Matt Hitt whose former beard is now ostensibly dating the singer of Coldplay. Hmmm.

His ex-wife recently re-married but has chosen NOT to live with her new husband. Curious.

i think there is suxh thing as sex with Gwyneth albeit a dull and neat one. Alexander might just act like any other scandinavian. They sleep with women, men and everything that is around.

He's not attractive anymore.

R93 His father has always been more attractive. But he has a nice body and pretty but boring face. The Archtype of the “blue prince” is a safe bet for American cinema. Just he lacks some charisma and action. he does not look ready for committment. Thats is why he might be trapped in the bearding scene.

Ellen Page + Alexa Chung do not = fear of commitment, lol

From an article about Alexa

6. Her close friends

Her squad includes fellow Brits Nick Grimshaw, Poppy Delevingne (older sister of Cara), Pixie Geldof, Rita Ora, Kelly Osborne, Matty Healy of The 1975, and even Harry Styles. You thought T Swift's squad was stacked.

Who can think of at least 2 things that group of people has in common? One starts with D, and that other one...

The clothes Alexa has put out are hideous. she best find a beard marriage to settle into. If this was the best she could do for the Fashion Awards it does not bode well. Maybe Skarsgard will, erm, put a ring on it?

R86 you really arent implying alexa dated grimshaw are you? Lmao, no. They are best friends and he has never been in the closet at all. Jesus chirst. I wont claim to know her sexuality, but I dont think she is gay. I do remember when I was a teenager and the Arctic Monkey's were starting out there were a few rumors Alex was gay around the time he started dating Alexa. No idea if he is. Seems very low key, but always has a girlfriend. As for Matt Healy, only 16 y/o fangirls think he is some kind of 'bi' queer/ soft boy icon. He is straight. Sorry, he just is. Almost apologetic about it and part of me thinks hed love to be a bit bi, just to make himself seem cooler. Junkie who likes pussy. His mum seems like a lez even though she isnt lmao.

Of course Grimshaw was closeted, R96, he came out in an interview in The Guardian.

Was he coming out of the emergency room after being viciously attacked by venomous bees 🐝 bites? He looks bad...

Bump

I saw a YouTube video last week and he said he'd never had sex with a man and that he's straight. I meant to link it here...but I forgot. It was in relation to some part he was playing.

No straight man pretends to be amorous with dyke Ellen Page, not to mention the UK Taylor Swift, tomboy Alexa Chung herself. Just not plausible.