DUTCH MEN

Are they champion speed skaters?

Just don't bring me that horrifying "Dubbel Zout" alleged "candy."

A close friend was married to one. He is over 6 feet ,very thin and almost white blond hair. He has these red puffy lips and blue eyes. He was quite cute when he was young but now has this thin balding hair. Very rude and sulky . The daughter came out very pretty at least. Oh and he is an awful tightwad. She said he had a big dick.

I follow this hot Dutch gay guy

Not tall, but hot af, and yours for a (high) price!

R5 isn't that Darius Ferdynand? He's from Hungary

Dutch men have nice big intact penises.

DZ - great candy, excellent cheese and French fries, stroopwafels, nice places and good looking people. Can you tell? I love the Dutch.

Dutch guys are hot but I cannot get over the language. It's a total boner killer. The aggressive throat sound they make is awful. But if they don't speak while I fuck them, sure.

I'm married to a Dutch guy. Tall, big cock, ex speed skater... but yes also very blunt, to the point of being rude. Terrible sulker. Loves me to death though and would do anything for me. It balances out.

If you go out to eat with one, don't ever expect him to pick up the tab.

Three of those men in the OP are Arabic. Living/being born in Holland doesn't make someone "Dutch."

3/23...

R12 = Geert Wilders

Mixers and "residents" are not Dutch.

There are only 16 attractive Dutch males (and 4 attractive Dutch females) in the country. Everyone knows it is in the kindness, decency, good natures and ready-for-a-tumble nature of Dutchmen, not their superficial looks, that makes them great to - encounter.

well, having come out and lived there for years, I'll hold forth.

sexually, Dutch men are an interesting mix. Very candid about their desires, but not into elaborate flirting games or subtlety when wooing a trick. they just want to such your dick, and that's that. not many hangups about gay sex at all

as far as looks, they are fascinatingly uniform. MOST are quite tall, and are long waisted, many have light colored hair, most are hairless, or nearly so. Many have very thick bullet-shaped cocks.

[quote]Everyone knows it is in the kindness, decency

you must not know many such people, "kind" isn't the right word, tolerant and a very sharp sense of fairness, but not kind.

I've been with three Dutch guys. They were tall and big-dicked, one enormously so. I found them cool to speak to, open-minded about sex, and quite intelligent about current events and world affairs. I would certainly meet up with a Dutch guy again,

Dutch men have the tastiest anuses in all of Europe.

[quote] Very rude and sulky .

The women are like that as well. I love my Dutch friends but don't ever ask them for an honest opinion - you'll get it. It's a gross generalisation but every Dutch person I know also has a little libertarian hiding deep inside them. Scratch the oh so liberal facade and you'll find Ayn Rand.

Dutch gymnast Bram Verhofstad.

1) They tend to be tall

2) yes - many have big cocks and among the big cocks - often xl, xxl. Holland is in the tall big-cock belt that runs Belgium, Netherlands, Northern Germany, Denmark. I am a craven slut and speak from experience

3) Matter of fact like many northern Europeans

4) They have always been generous hosts to me

5) Built and maintained a solid economy for centuries. Engineered a homeland out of the sea. Nobody's fools.

vlinders in m'n hoofd!

[Quote]Holland is in the tall big-cock belt that runs Belgium, Netherlands, Northern Germany, Denmark.

Tickets are booked. Thanks, r22!

How can you stand to put that DZ "candy" in your mouth? It's like eating a tire. Horrifying.

Too fucking tall.

I'm a little latino and once a dutch guy asked me to lick his body.

It was like licking Route 66.

Cute Dutch couple

Massieve kutjes. Grote Mark Rutte kiezers.

I agree with the sulky and blunt part. But, they are kind of like your old maiden aunt who can be disapproving while totally loyal to the death.

Where did I put my passport?

R29, pretty much. they can be royal cunts. but very strongly principled ones

[quote]Too fucking tall. I'm a little latino and once a dutch guy asked me to lick his body. It was like licking Route 66.

Don't let it bother you, [italic]little[/italic] man.

R28 is funny, but also why Google Translate STILL sucks.

*Rokkenjager; VVD-stemmer

The post at R12 is depressing. The Netherlands is as much of a melting pot, on a much smaller scale, as the US, Canada, Brazil, or Australia.

Dutch/Indonesian Marcus Schenkenberg

Daniel Boissevain is classically handsome but off-putting because he comes across as a vain airhead.

Dutch people of African descent.

They say Afrikaans is the easiest foreign language for Mare Cans to learn.

Speaking of which Brendan Peyper....

Thick cocks.

[quote]Holland is in the tall big-cock belt that runs Belgium, Netherlands, Northern Germany, Denmark.

Don't forget Austria and Hungary.

Too bad they bathe rarely and seem unfamiliar with a razor and deodorant...

[quote]Mixers and "residents" are not Dutch.

Thanks for sharing, Madame Le Pen. Shame about the French elections this weekend.

Big cocks, quirky & funny, but also far too tall & gangly. Some who aren't are stunningly beautiful but they are in a minority. This is the native dutch, not the morrocan/turks who are half the population.

When I was in Amsterdam I noticed a lot of tall guys, but none were particularly hot.

R42 that is a different big cock belt

[quote]Too bad they bathe rarely and seem unfamiliar with a razor and deodorant...

nope, they are spotlessly clean. Xaviera Hollander in the seventies advocated for keeping super clean, up top and "down below" for better sexual pleasure. they definitely took her seriously

I've had the good fortune to have had two Dutch men. Both handsome, hung, civilized. I heartily commend and recommend the Dutch.

There's no uniformity of men. There's hot Dutch men and not-so-hot Dutch men and ugly Dutch men, as there are with most nationalities of men.

Thanks for the perceptive comment. Take long to think that through?

There is where dick is concerned, R50.

I'm sorry R21, but Bram looks like a pimply faced nerd...

Someone gave Bram a makeover... he looks MUCH better than he did at R53.

I'll take the entire Dutch gymnastics squad

That's hot, r55.

That Michiel guy in the OP is gorgeous. I love when guys have those droopy eyes that slant downward on the outside ends.

Dutchmen are frequently hung. And frequently blond, which is nice if you're into blonds. But they, like the Swedes, Fins, and Norwegians, are ugly as frequently as they are beautiful. Hit or miss.

One of the handsomest, sexiest, nicest guys I ever met is Dutch.

not my idea of sexy, but yeah, go for it.

They wear their wooden shoes to bed.

Frilly Dutch millennials

Oh, yeah, and the men often have curly hair

Dutchies at the gym. Mr. Grin-face looks better with his mouth closed with a broody expression.

A more bronze tinted Dutchie

The cleanest foreskins in Europe. Unlike their German and British brethren.

I'll take Rogier Warnawa, please. Thank you very much.

Italian cock is very clean. Italians are meticulous and very well groomed.

Dutch is cleaner.

Love them.

British and German cocks are very clean too. Maybe because I encountered them in bathhouses. Asian cocks are always clean because Asians bathe as a daily ritual by tradition.

Watch out smegma!!

Lol @ r71!

If there aren't any posts of Dutch cock soon I'm leaving.

Rutger hauer!

Uncut & stinky with cheese!

a moment from Dutch director Paul Verhoeven's 1980 film Spetters

[quote]Uncut & stinky with cheese!

some, but most are very clean. some though. . .. .

Yeah! Why isn't there any dutch porn?

Doesn't William higgins make porn in Amsterdam now? If he's still around or alive?

Netherlands is a wealthy socialist democracy where mostly any Dutch person can make a living wage with a minimal effort.

Bas is ADORABLE in this video!!!

I saw a lot of HOT Dutch men/boys when I visited The Netherlands.

i heard they stick their fingers in dykes.......eeeeewwwww

A lot of them hit the wall at 35, and become unkempt, beer-bellied, and smelly with BO.

Hung like schlaankschwoonz

I like the more mature, distinguished and well-preserved Ewald Engelen, a writer and academic (and my favorite person on Twitter):

Humberto Tan:

For the young American gay who wants to escape the madness in USA a Dutch husband would be ideal.

As described well by r18 Dutch guys make good husbands. And the ,Netherlands makes for a comfortable life with good access to major Euro cities.

Travel to warmer climates in winter is no problem. Its a great life compared to USA.

Do twelve year olds write the Buzzfeed copy?

Going Dutch

One suggestion is that the phrase "going Dutch" originates from the concept of a Dutch door. Previously on farmhouses this consisted of two equal parts. Note that a Dutch door is also called a "split" door.

they go dutch all the time in the Netherlands, it's a fact

The Netherlands has the tallest men in the world

We had a whole thread about these two.

"Rogier Warnawa recently won the Men Universe Netherlands competition, partly because of those juicy abs."

And mostly because of those juicy big suckable gold-medal nipples.

LOVE them. The best variety of white guy.

If you're gonna go white, go Dutch.

Olivier Richters ---- 2.18m 7'2ft tallest Actor

Love the one on the right. His human companion? Not so much.

R95 Doutzen and I totally agree with you, lol.

I love the Dutch. Tall, Germanic and hung. And very hygenic. They are the most sexually free and uninhibited men I've ever encountered. My many trips to Amsterdam were memorable sexual adventures in the 80's and 90's . Haven't been able to get back since 2004.

The biggest sizemeat we ever had , the size of our arm, was young, hot and he paid us!

He said that he had just had a fight with his stinkfish and wanted to try 'something different'!

Michiel Huisman is THE hottest MF on the planet. I mean....it almost makes me angry.

They love Dutch ovens!

Tall but skinny. Monster cocks, but tend to be slightly effeminate (all wear those thick scarfs). A bit cold in bed, but their monster cocks help.

One of the biggest myths ever, based on some archaic idea that height as anything to do with dick (the real average for Dutch is 5'11" not 6'0")

People say the same thing about Scandinavians because of "vikings", but according to all the Scandinavians in the media who have dropped their pants, Scandinavians are less impressive than most. Likewise the Dutch who have gone nude have been underwhelming as well.

Here's a full album of all the so called "hung" scandinavians that have gone nude. The biggest white dudes usually come from the South, hence that's where all the female sex tourism is.

I love actor in the OP's pic he is so fucking hot. I like Dutch men. I have met a few, never fucked any but I like their demeanor and openness.

Same here R102. He is smoking hot!

Who is the guy on the left in the OP? It's not Michiel.

Dutch people have a lot of courage.

Their accents make them sound deaf...or retarded.

Beautiful but blunt. And after spending a year there, they do start to blend together. Yearned for the diversity of NYC after a while. But great country and sexy men. The bluntness is always a bit shocking though - also the most unique trait of the Dutch I think. Pragmatic and blunt - which is generally a good thing but can come off as rude.

Amsterdam in the 90s was so much fun. All the back rooms and leather bars and free sex that was shut down in NYC. And before hyper-tourism overwhelmed it. Go back regularly and still love it more than anywhere in the world - other than CA. Will always be a home away from home.

There's one at my gym. Very tall, nice body, but like most Dutch men, the face is pretty plain. Nice guy though.

Dutch men have always struck me as nothing special, like the post above. Facially they're usually plainly average or just plainly meh. Never super breath takingly hot.

Lived in the Netherlands. the dutch men were uniformly tall and lithe in build. some had sexual energy but most weren't very fun in the sack but for a quickie

tall lanky and hung. often enough horse hung. nice rich country. not bullshitters. relatively sophisticated lot.

Do they get sarcasm? Would they appreciate a snarky east coaster?

Sure they get it. They are not snarky so may not enjoy it if its not witty.

Yes, I hooked up with a handsome man in Amsterdam 15 years ago. We walked in Aamsfoort(Sp) Park, got stoned, drank a few beers at a bar, then he took me home. I thought, this'll be nice. He was lean and tall, with a very handsome face.

Then he whipped out a huge uncut beauty. I unhinged my jaws like an anaconda, and deep-throated him to two orgasms.

Miss you, Luuk!

One of my few top memories is from Amsterdam. Hot guy who wanted me to top him so I did and it was great. I was just very horny drunk and came fast.

[quote] Living/being born in Holland doesn't make someone "Dutch."

Ah the usual confusion between nationality and ethnicity. American by any chance?

Had two Dutch fuckbuddies. Both great! I'll call you Hans one of these days!

I'm an average hung top. They were hung bottoms, relieved not to be asked to top.

[quote]Living/being born in Holland doesn't make someone "Dutch."

That would be up to the Dutch to decide, wouldn't it?

Are Frisians Dutch?

[quote]Are Frisians Dutch?

yes, Friesland is a Dutch province

Ethnically "dutch"? They don't speak Dutch mother tongue. Do they?

This thread is full of generalisations.

How can you generalise about a country which is being killed demographically by the ever-increasing birth-rate of Medieval Goat-People within their borders?

Nice guys, English speakers, hung.

Darius Ferdynand is HUNGARIAN, ninny @ r5

Does he really do it best?

Pieter de Gans

But the language is such a turnoff. Dutch should get the award for "ugliest language in the world".

"Tall AF and hot": that has been my happy experience.

R131, Bas makes it sound very cute.

Mark Van Der Loo -- Hottest model ever. Hottest daddy ever!

Generalizations are always limited, but that does not mean they are void of merit. The Dutch only have a country because they hold back the sea. And they have long held back the sea. So expect as you move through that culture that you are, from time to time, going to encounter some stubborn fucking behavior. It's in the culture. It pays huge dividends for them. It's normal there. And necessary.

Of course, people can make choices and respond in different ways to all sorts of things, but on the other hand, being stubborn is central to that culture. So expect to encounter it with regularity.

I've dated several Dutch men. All of them had enormous cocks, but were only middling lovers.

Mark van der Loo is very hot - looks best with a beard.

A nation of walking dildos and not much else

They appear to have healthy boundaries against tattoos, which is of course preferred.

I was raped by a Dutch man in his 30's when I was fifteen. he didn't put a condom on and came inside me, tore some flesh too.

He had the Dutch National Flag on his wall and that's a sight I can never forget.

Was too ashamed to tell my parents, needless to say I loathe the dutch.

I had a Dutch fuck buddy back in the late 1980's. Boy he could kiss and fuck like there was no tomorrow. He was relentless and could go for hours. Tall, blond, blue-eyed, just gorgeous - but as people we didn't click, only sexually.

Dutch people cannot make the "th-" sound.

They pronounce it as "da Nedderlands,."

Dutch men come in two flavors. Very tall, blond, ruddy cheeks, thick lips, or shorter, black hair, dark brown eyes. (The Spanish conquered the Netherlands and ruled it for a 150 years.) In my experience, the tall blond ones have the bigger dicks. Kind of "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" types in bed. Only sampled in a very large bathhouse in Amsterdam.

I come from a Dutch immigrant family. Most of my relatives are tall but not hot.

[quote]Was too ashamed to tell my parents, needless to say I loathe the Dutch.

I'm sorry that happened to you, but why blame an entire nation for it?

Having spent formative twenties years in Holland, I think my sexual proclivities were shaped there. I love the no nonsense, get off and go practicality. And the big dick, broad shoulders, unhairy physique. It is a somewhat cold culture but I prefer the cold blunt directness to the chaotic drama of Southern Europe. I miss it but realized my home will always be the US - like it or not. You never quite feel at home there u less you are Dutch. But good people who can teach the world a lot about pragmatic progressiveness.

r102 thank you!!! People where angry that he was recast for his role on Game of Thrones. I was angry that Daenerys left his fine ass behind. I wish he would have been cast as Joh Snow.

Anyone else hear the rumor that Mark van der Loo is a straight crossdresser -- passing as a (tall) woman? Heard that in Amsterdam this summer.

Actor Ferry Doedens with his new man.

I'm Dutch so thanks OP. Mark Vanderloo has always done it for me.

.....

None of these....none.

Body order.

Horrendous r153.

[R150] Has Mark van der Loo ever done it for you -- in drag?

Arie Boomsma;

WOUTER PEELEN

I"d like to have Charly Luske!

r157 is Huismanescent.

Charly Luske's "The Story of George Michael"

Erik and Niek Put

R131, agree. The ugliest language in the world. Listening to that Ditch dude on YouTube made my ears bleed.

The Dutch are the tallest people on earth which is why they tend to be tall...

Mark van der Loo at his best.

All the superlatives about giant men and giant cocks here are ridiculous. My very first boyfriend was a bisexual Dutch guy in CA, and I spent a lot of time with his family and with the Dutch in general in their home country. He spoke on phone to his Mother several times a week in the morning clucking in their impenetrable language. Incredible body, but average dick that was smaller than mine, and a face like a dropped pie with a huge nose (made me love big nosed guys for life.) Nor was he that tall, about my height, 5’11”. His family looked very similar, not particularly attractive. I found his Northern European split with American upbringing extremely offputting and confusing (mother in Holland, dad in LA) and his bisexuality made my life very doifcult when coming out of the closet. He’s married now to some mediocre “actress” in Hollywood and is trying to produce a screenplay he wrote with an Oscar winning actress.

When I went to visit him and his family in Holland; I found other European countries I visited to be far more interesting both culturally and people-wise. It’s okay, nothing to write home about. Smoking pot legally was nice when I was young, otherwise, meh. I do love the water based society.

He really kind of ruined me for life with men, I wish I’d never met him and that he hadn’t been my first.

Has Mark van der loo ever dabbled with guys? He's a model.

Dutch men can be pretty enough but are mostly arrogant and insincere. Like their country as a whole, they're overrated.

There is also something strangely very provincial about the Dutch. I've never met a Dutch person who was innately sophisticated or urbane, even when supposedly cultured and from one of the larger cities. It tends to make them dour and unsexy, even when the guy is really good-looking or has a great body, etc.

They also possess the most godawful accent on the planet.

Give me the Germans or French any day. I've even had more fun with Belgian men.

Hot and hung mins.

R165 just because you were obliged to scrape the bottom of the Dutch barrel doesn't give you the right to deny that large quantity of tall, slim, hung dutchmen. It's ABSOLUTELY true.

Thank you, r157. I was pleased to see that Wouter Peelen has exceptionally dark , big chewy nipples.

Extremely pragmatic which makes them not very romantic. But after dealing with the drama queens of LA, a nice relief. But emotion, sympathy and passion are not fortes. I love the Dutch but after living there for a while, I realized it’s not the ideal I though after the first few visits. Somewhat homogenous and consistent in outlook. But that outlook - which may be considered provincial in its homogeneity - is very diversity friendly and globally minded.

To me, Dutch and Scandinavians speak English with the least amount of accent.

My biased sex survey:

5 Dutch guys

All 7-inch or more uncut cocks

Delicious sperm.

2 with bad teeth.

3 were kinda fugly.

Can straight dutch guys be had? In Southern Europe, Spain, France, Italy and Portugal, many can.

Any Hollywood style gay gossip about Dutch celebrities? Which actors, models or sports stars are suspected to be gay?

messy bus

R55 - It's weird to see such tall gymnasts.

Peto Coast got slimmer and he looks quite dutch now in the face.

Those Dutch men. Oh, yeah. They're hot.

Sometimes.

No Dutch gay porn sites? There are plenty straight.

Hannah, you've beaten the Dutch!

Someone called?

"Dutch" was also Ronald Reagan's nickname.

They don't was their asses.

Janice Fronimakis

Janice Fronimakis

Smegma for days!

[R165] Just because you found a Dutch guy with a small dick does not make anything a rule, or any of the people talking about how big they are wrong. It's a FACT that penis size in part correlates with height, proven by several studies. Hence why nations in Northern Europe have far bigger penis size averages than Southern Europeans. Both Italy and Greece have measured averages of 4.9 and 4.8 inches respectively. That's far below the averages of the Northern Europeans. So yes it is true, and it's not only true for the Dutch, but the Germans, Swedes, Norwegians, Danes etc. The biggest white dicks are usually always on Northerners.

R105 Yawn, you sound brutally insecure and jealous as if this was a personal attack on your. A lot of southerners seem to act this way. Little man syndrome? Here are your so called "bigger southern europeans". Italy has had the largest penis size measurement in recorded history. A total of 3,300 men. And they came out at 4.9 inches lol. Italians are one of the smallest not only in Europe but in the world.

R105 and Scandinavians had nothing to do with this topic at all. But since you're so concerned with Scandinavian penises, here's some for you. A lot bigger than Italians my friend.

This is very silly. It's really the luck of the draw. I had Swedish bf who was maybe 4 inch hard. I had an Italian fuckbud with more than 8. Hell, I had a tall muscled Chinese fuckbuddy with more than 8 and FAT. So, whatever. I had a very tall English fuckbuddy with a micropenis.

Fortunately, if size is important, technology has give us cruising aps. In an good sized to big city in Europe, set it to XL and you will find enough to keep you entertained.

R191 but here's the thing your personal experiences don't overule scientific studies. You can say till the cows come home you met a 6'3" Italian dude but it doesn't change reality they are rarely that height lol. Also if you're American your "so called" swedish/italian bf should be taken with a grain of salt. American white men have a habit of claiming ethnicities they aren't much of. Furthermore there's no such thing as an Italian ethnicity to begin with. So a rule of them being large throughout could never exist. You got the Northern Italians who are largely the descendants of Celts and Germanic barbarians, and to the South those are descendants of mediterraneans.

I am not American. I agree with your point I am saying it silly to base one's sexual tourism or sexual fantasies on something as unreliable as cock size. I already agreed there were plenty of big juicy cocks in Amsterdam. As in Germany.

R193 I mean I semi agree, but it's not entirely a silly notion if you're trying to tour a nation with a higher average. Take Italy for example. I've enjoyed the nightlife from Milan, Venice, to Sicily. BUT, it was extremely hard to find two things 1) A guy even my height 2) A guy who is GOODLOOKING and my height or taller. So it was a time. Now in Copenhagen, this wasn't an issue. They wer everywhere.

Janice Fronimakis

R192, so how many "studies" are you referring to. Science is rarely, if ever, exact. For every 10 studies proclaiming one thing, there may be 5 others that support the opposite claim. Just like global warming. The majority may claim it's a fact, but there's a minority of scientist who refute the findings. Science is always evolving as we learn more.

R105. Loved all the photos of naked Scandinavian and Dutch men with all their natural, intact penises. Almost all were small to average, which is fine with me and shows how most men are, with only a few that might be considered big dicks.

Humorless. Blunt. Matter-of-Fact. Lacking subtlety.

Otherwise, lovely humans.

They're not ALL tall.

Janice Fronimakis

We found the Netherlands to be rubber city, aka the land of no sex

Janice?

I don't think he was ever a Janice.

Michiel Huisman

Ton Heukels

Egbert-Jan Weeber

My Dutch ex-bf was 6'6" and hung like a gerbil. Nasty vindictive racist to boot. (to be fair he's from Michigan, where all the racist Dutch fled to)

Manuel Broekman

R24 is right about the big cocks in Belgium, Holland, and Denmark. South Sweden, too. I've done extensive research.

Dutch alt-right fuckwit Thierry Baudet posing naked for his Instagram followers last summer:

Big white dicks yum

Uncut & stinky with cheese!

Darius F is a sizemologist who herself suffers from tinymeat

Currently seeing a French-Lithuanian. 23, 6'1", 195#, 7.5" x 5" cut cock. Perfect amount of hair on chest, stomach, ass and legs.

Actor Ferry Doedens with his nu new man.

Although they are all 7 feet tall and have 10 uncut inches, they often have childbearing hips - which sort of cancels everything.

Stereotypes abound in the ignorant US minds. Not all are tall, not all are hung, not all are blond.

R217 types short

OP's mins is lovely

R195 Janice Fronimakis is half Greek, half Dutch.

I dated two Dutch guys, one was for about a year and a half. Both were good looking, just over 6 feet, socially progressive, great sense of humor, and both happened to have large uncut cocks. I'm fortunate that they both were very hygienic. I hate it that so many European men don't bathe regularly. Soap and water in western countries is not scarce, man.

[quote] I'm married to a Dutch guy. Tall, big cock, ex speed skater... but yes also very blunt, to the point of being rude.

Directness ranking, in descending order:

1. Russians

2. Dutch

3. Germans

[quote] The ugliest language in the world. Listening to that Ditch dude on YouTube made my ears bleed.

Vietnamese and it's 7 tones would like a word with you

Chinese is pretty bad too.

R223, honestly, tonal languages are generally unpleasant as a rule. I think Japanese and Korean sound pleasing but Mandarin, Cantonese, Thai, Vietnamese, etc.? Hell no.

Vietnamese, Cambodian etc. are the ugliest languages. They sound like the aliens in Mars Attacks