Let's discuss Ryan Seacrest's looks

Nope he is creepy looking - I predict he will not last a year on Kelly and Ryan.

Not bad.

What are his skincare secrets to looking 25?

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

CUm facials

ABC couldn't have picked a more predictable and boring partner for Kelly Ripa. Her high-profile NYC gay posse must have gotten to her to pick Seacrest.

So back when he started here in LA on Star 98.7 (RIP)...he lost some bet and had to be on a billboard or something in a speedo. (I've smoked a lot of pot in my life so If I've gotten the details wrong, forgive me. One of you bitches can set me straight.) But those pictures seem to have disappeared off the internet.

From what I remember...he looked kind of like a Southern go-go boy. Bleached hair, fake tan and a lot beefier than he was on Idol.

He's not bad-looking but he wears tons of make-up. He's very short and definitely does not look 25 in person.

How tall is he?

It's too late to stop this ship from sinking.

what looks?

Facial hair suits him.

r12. facials suit him too

I have never found him attractive. To each his own, I suppose.

He's sort of .... rodential.

This bitch.

He's cute. I'd bang him.

needs to get those moles on the side of his face removed. He seems so vein I'm surprised he didn't do it years ago.

Never found him attractive. There's too much 'product' there.

[quote] He seems so vein

"He seems so vein I'm surprised he didn't do it years ago. "

I'd "Oh, dear" you, but I'm too busy laughing at the image of a veiny Cheesecrest.

He's about 5'6" but taller in heels.

Does he have a nice dick?

[quote]Does he have a nice dick?

He seems to have big hands (see R2).

If you like human Ken Dolls

[quote] If you like human Ken Dolls

Why yes. Yes I do.

I find guys with 'Announcer Voice' kinda sexy. I dated a guy who did a local college radio show, and a few times jokingly asked him to switch to 'announce-voice' our sex. It was hilarious.

He had a big dick, too, so that helped.

Seconded. I'll take it if I can get it.

I have saw him in person back in his Idol days and he was very fuckable. VERY tiny. He was a pocket sex symbol and looked the part. To me his looks have gone down hill somewhat, but give the guy a break - he is 42. I hear that he never sleeps and is obsessive about his career. I also would bet that he stomped on more innocent people than even Andy Cohen to get there.

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Is this what you have in mind, r7?

We all have to start somewhere:

Is that really him R31? Haha, nice. Although I think he looks fine at 42

Mere must have loved that look at R30.

R8, he doesn' t look 25 period, not just in person. I have no idea what kind of Visual impairment people who think he is that young have. He looks like he is in his late 30s/early 40s.

Looks tired. When does he have time to enjoy his money?

R36, see R29.

now he will NEVER come out

Would bang.

I noticed how sexy he is when I was watching it yesterday. I don't think I've ever seen him just sitting still.

No, R31. These were actual photos taken of the live stunt. And he was in a speedo.

He looks hot there, though.

He uses Youthful Essence.

He's taller than Michael J Fox but shorter than Tom Cruise.

[quote]Nope he is creepy looking - I predict he will not last a year on Kelly and Ryan.

I predict he gets Kelly fired and the show becomes his within two years.

Over-processed Ken Doll.

Well based on Andy Cohen's creepy "don't underestimate Kelly" advice from Ryan yesterday, I think she already knows it r44.

Ryan references girlfriends a lot - but on that first show he mentioned he was not "coming out." Today he talked about how he had to clean up his LA home of stuff, such as "letters from former girlfriends" so his parents could spend the week there. In my mind he was removing dildos and poppers

Does ANYBODY here remember how a few years ago a guy here posted that his friend, a male escort, was hired by Ryan Seacrest for several years in a row so Ryan could "relax" after his hosting duties ended in Times Square? The guy posted over the course of 2 or 4 years as I recall.

No.

You know you don't count r47.

He has a grim face.

No!

When his makeup is done right he looks pretty decent on TV but I saw his on the second day of Kelly and Ryan and I thought he looked horrible. I am guessing without makeup, he doesn't look that great.

If Ryan is gay I predict that Kelly will drag him out of the closet, kicking and screaming but she will drag him out.

As far as the host of Idol, I feel Ryan is miles ahead of Carson Daly on The Voice. I have only seen Ryan on Kelly and Ryan that one time and didn't watch the whole show, so I have no idea how well he will do there.

Pictured Ryan with little to no makeup and he looks every bit his age, even worse if you click on the picture and see it full size.

What's the scar under his weak chin?

chin implant?

[quote] needs to get those moles on the side of his face removed. He seems so vein I'm surprised he didn't do it years ago.

R18 is this what you are talking about ?

Kinda cute, and he looks his age.

I'd rather bone him than the lush fallon or the dick wilting simon cowell. I would bone Conan in a heart beat.

Makeup is everything, even on the men. I saw a pic of Andy Cohen without makeup and it was quite shocking.

He cut a fart on Live tv yesterday! Kelly was mortified.

R58, I bet it was a queef from a quickie he got in his dressing room before the show started.

Do you think the dyed hair helps or hinders?

sometimes he looks kinda hot, othertimes not so much. I"ve heard he's really into botox, but has he had actual work done?

i remember years ago someone had a pic of him at the beach with Simon and he was not fat, but he wasn't toned at all

I just noticed it but he looks like a white Ricky Martin. And no, I don’t say that because both of them like swallowing dick.

[quote] I just noticed it but he looks like a white Ricky Martin. And no, I don’t say that because both of them like swallowing dick

He reminds me of DL fave Bradley James at R60.