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Omgoodness. I thought that was Melissa McCartney!
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 16, 2017 12:13 PM |
She's what, 400 now? The potion is either working or her proximity to dumpy Frau Amy is making her look younger. Or, Photoshop.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 16, 2017 12:15 PM |
Amy looks just like Miss piggy.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 16, 2017 12:17 PM |
Goldie had Jane Fonda's current face installed.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 16, 2017 12:17 PM |
Looks like they forgot to airbrush her neck.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 16, 2017 12:27 PM |
Wow, Amy looks HUGE
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 16, 2017 1:02 PM |
Goldie looks like Laugh-In ended yesterday!!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 16, 2017 1:21 PM |
I saw an interview that Goldie and Amy gave to Entertainment Tonight. Goldie looked HIDEOUS. Her skin has so much sun damage and she has had so much bad plastic surgery. Her faced is all fucked up, but the skin on her chest is frightening. So are her hands
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 16, 2017 2:40 PM |
Goldie still has Kurt.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 16, 2017 2:40 PM |
Yuck and yuck. Anyone else smell a movie bombing?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 16, 2017 3:31 PM |
The preview for this mess is enough to show how much it sucks (forced humor and sadistic torture). Bomb's away!
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 16, 2017 3:33 PM |
That's Goldie Hawn? At first I thought it was Sally Struthers and that she had dropped a ton.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 16, 2017 3:35 PM |
What is wrong with her lips? If she is sitting still they look okay, but when she talks they seem to pucker and go in different directions
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 16, 2017 3:37 PM |
Were her sisters named Silvery and Platinumia
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 16, 2017 5:31 PM |
I'm her illegitimate biracial sister Bronzelle.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 16, 2017 6:04 PM |
Goldie Jeanne Hawn; November 21, 1945 (age 71); Washington, D.C., US
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 16, 2017 6:31 PM |
Life must be a nightmare for women in their 70s who insist on being babes.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 16, 2017 6:45 PM |
She was a homewreaker, she was a man-eater and she was a *bad* actress.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 16, 2017 6:57 PM |
Awwwww, come on! I like Goldie!!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 16, 2017 6:58 PM |
[quote]She was a homewreaker, she was a man-eater and she was a *bad* actress.
What have you two been plotting? Or should I say... [italic]what else[/italic]?
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 26, 2018 1:19 AM |