Let's Be The Movie DOLORES CLAIBORNE!

I'm the thousands of people who walked out because it was such a steaming load of shit.

I'm the rolling pin that Delores almost killed Vera "kiss my back cheeks " Donavan with .

I'm the eclipse.

I'm hot chocolate.

I'm the BIG OLE SMILEY MOON!

I'm an accident. I can be an unhappy woman's best friend.

I'm the diaper full of 'marinating urine' used to keep Vera's ass flesh young & dewy.

I'm the GRAND HIGH POOBAH OF UPPER BUTTCRACK

I'm the years of bitchery Dolores had to put up with in taking care of Vera

I'm the wet sheets, hanging on the clothesline, with 6 clothespins. I'm drying through the south wind. I'll be starched and ironed later.

I'm Dolores' chapped bleeding and scrapped winter hands

I'm the lotion Jennifer rubs on her hands to remind herself she's NOTHING like her murdering mother.

I'm the BOSSA NOVA!

I am Veras collection of glass piggies.

I WANT MY CHINA PIG!

Sometimes Im all a girl has to hold on to......

I'm Judy Parfitt's rightful Oscar. Somehow I ended up on Mira Sorvino's shelf.

Ice cold Vera

I am Jennifer Jason Lee's relentlessly clenched jaw that she talked through for the entire film, leaving even those in the audience with a case of TMJ.

I'm the overwrought drama with overwrought dialogue told with overacting actors!

I'm Cousin Itt, who Jennifer Jason Leigh sees in the ferry bathroom mirror.

I'm Vera's chintzy china pig.

I'm a length of firewood... CRACK!!!

I am Dolores's poor ,red ,cracked ,dry hands that are in need of a good dose of Bag Balm.

I'm the shock on the viewers' faces when Vera matter-of-factly asks Dolores, "did he fuck her?"

In the confusion on the viewer's face when Vera tells Dolores "all my money is tied up in cash"

I’ll be the miasma of jaded emotional lassitude surrounding Jennifer Jason Leigh like a burqa

I'm death by misadventure

I'm the blue filters

I'm DL favorite John Benjamin Hickey who got cut out of the final film

[quote] In the confusion on the viewer's face when Vera tells Dolores "all my money is tied up in cash" —Seriously what does that mean ?

It's a smart ass' way of saying "I could easily help you but you aren't even worth making up an excuse for not doing so.

I love this movie. It's one of the ones that I might just watch parts of intermittently because the story is told so well.

I'm the 10 minutes after which Selena WILL BE FINE !

I'm the bone yard one of us is going to.

I'm the novel. I'm better.

Is this the one where Kathy Bates shows her fat ass naked or just one of them where she's fat with a fat ass?

I never can remember.

I'm Shawshank prison, where Joe St. George is going unless he has an accident, first.

I'm the eclipse, which was a bid deal in New England, as I recall.

I'm the ancient, boarded-up well, conveniently located on the property.

I'm the brakes, which are broke.

I'm Christopher Plummer, who has solved all his cases, [italic]to his satisfaction, [/italic] save one.

I'm adult Selena's weirdly blue skin.

I'm Selena's bagful of psych meds .

I'm the boys who threw eggs at Dolores' house. I forget my names but Dolores knows who we are, where we live, and who our parents are.

I'm the Postman who forgot to ring twice.

I'm the hotel that the house staff also works at. Who would ever stay at that hotel?

I'm Jessica Fletcher, who's pissed at Christopher Plummer or else I'd have this completely settled before the end of the first reel.

I'm John C Reilly, exasperated with the war between Dolores and Det. John Mackey

I pretend that Kathy Bates got her Oscar for this instead of Misery.

r41, meet r29

I'm the hair across Dolores' ass

I'm Selena's lackluster hand-job technique.

I'm the smell of being old

Can anyone explain why Bates and Parffit were snubbed this year??

I'm the necklace that Selena got from her father as a way to say thank you for the hand jobs.

the movie greatly improves on the book which is tedious.

R53, the movie was released in March of 1995, received mixed reviews (Entertainment Weekly notoriously gave it a D-) and box-office was minimal. I knew the instant I saw it that it would become a cult classic and it is rightly now considered not just one of the best King adaptations but also one of the best films of the 90s. It deserved nominations for, imho, Picture, Director, Actress (Bates), Supporting Actress (Parfitt), Adapted Screenplay, Cinematography, Film Editing, and Original Score.

No love for Plummer and JJL r56?. Hackford's directoon is great. The actress who played the young Selena was very good too as was Strathain. This film is just as good as Shawshabk and better than the Green Mile IMO

Dust bunnies bump

I am the staircase that Vera tumbles down.

I am the strange resignation with which Dororis returns to her crappy house after Vera dies.

Two thumbs down. There are no mooses in the movie.

I'm the boogery cornerstone of critical thinking.

I'm Patricia Racette. I'm watching it as an audience member and envisioning myself in an opera version of it.

for Patsy at r63

I'm whichever one of those little pills that makes Selena feel best.

I'm the gorry tape recorder Delores figures out how to use to tell Selena how she killed her father.

I'm the water in the lake.

I'm the hash that will be settled when Delores shoves Vera out the window.

I'm my classmate, who auditioned as an extra but never got called back.

I'm that Vassar shit that Selena needs to stow.

I'm the Pulitzer that Selena will never get now that she's resolved all her angst. Maybe she'll find a nice man and settle down and pop-out a few.

I'm the eclipse in Carly Simon's "You're So Vain," visible from Nova Scotia. Am I the same eclipse as in "Dolores Clairborne," visible from Maine, or was there more than one eclipse up there in the 70s?

I'm Det. Mackey"s pet dime

I'm Delores' scrapbook that Vera almost passed a brick over.

I am the cocktails had at almost cocktail hour.

r72, the solar eclipse referred to in Stephen King's novel happened in 1963; the solar eclipse that Carly Simon refers to occurred in 1970.

Incidentally SK's eclipse figured in Gerald's Game and perhaps a couple of Kimg's other stories

I'm Joe's flask, hidden behind the TV chair.

I'm Rob Marshall telling Kathy to play Miss Hannigan exactly the same way.

I am the maid in the interview before Dolores who ran out of the room crying .

R76, I thought I remembered the 1970 eclipse in Connecticut, but Wikipedia calls me a liar, so I'm conflicted.

It was a travesty that Judy Parfitt' was unrecognized

I'm the new Stephen King anthology series CASTLE ROCK... will Delores and Vera appear on me?

According to wik r83

"The teaser trailer mentions titles of and characters from a number of Stephen King novels, including: It, Dolores Claiborne, Needful Things, 'Salem's Lot, Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption, Dreamcatcher, Night Shift, The Green Mile, Misery, Hearts In Atlantis, The Shining, The Mangler, Four past Midnight, Different Seasons, Nightmares & Dreamscapes, and The Night Flier."

Although I haven't read all the above, I don't remember the Shining having any connection to Castke Rock or Maone generally. Jack was a teacher in Stovington Vt. Maybe Jack grew up in Castke Rock

I'm the string on Det. Mackey's pet dime

I'm the dust bunnies. I never make it out of the book, but I'm really big in that version.

I'm the well.

I'm the New Endland Home for Li'l Wanderers

I'm the recycled shrimp cocktail jars Delores uses to pour her and Selena a whiskey.

I'm Liz Claiborne. No relation, but this book probably is the reason people think I'm a Satanist. Cut it out.

I'm the Christmas ornament that Selena smashes and tries to cut herself with.

I'm the "six pins" that must be used when hanging the sheets.

I’m Dolores’ canckles