Tony Danza Makes 65 Look 45 By Eating The Same Breakfast Every Day

He looks everyone of his 65 years.

He has a great metabolism. And I don't doubt that he works out like a demon--he's been doing since he was boxing.

He does look good, but I don't think he looks 45. He looks like a healthy man in his 50s or 60s.

He looks late 50's at best. Still attractive, but let's be real.

If he dyed his hair he'd look at least 5 years younger.

He looks 60-65. Still handsome and in good shape, but he looks his age.

A banana and three breadsticks means he crashes two hours later.

Does he approve of Danny P.'s lifestyle?

I kinda like him as a bearded silverfox.

Do you think he and JGL ever had... a moment?

Is Tony a homosexual?

Remember when Tony was "dating" Liza?

I have no idea what his story is.

Tony is one of my long time crushes since I was a kid. Id still let him have this ass.

I think Dionne Warwick yelled at him once.

He looks so much better in the photo at r8 than he does in the photo at OP where he's had all the fillers and Botox.

Mid to late 50s, I'd say. Looks better when you wear it with pride.

He looks like he is somewhere between 65 and Death.

He looks funny

I think it is no accident that in the picture at 9, with JGL, there are 2 cock pictures on the wall behind them.

Tony can get it.

Yep, Tony will be hot DADDY forever. Whatever he does works, most of these sitcom guys get fat. Tony is still so slender.

Has he ever tasted cock?

Read the article carefully. He doesn't eat the banana - he sticks it up his ass.

Before he eats his daily breadsticks and banana, Tony drinks some Metamucil first. Maybe he could eat more fiber instead.

No, in that image at least, he makes 65 look 72. He may eat the same breakfast every morning, but obviously brushing those yellow teeth is not on his agenda consistently.

Tony hates gays, or so he did when he was still filming Who's the Boss. He has some religious shit going on. Heard him call into a radio show once. The things that came out of his mouth were shocking. He seemed like such a nice guy before he said how he really feels.

Apparently he still is a homophobe

Which is hilarious, because I can guarantee you Tony Danza has lain with a man in lust while on his way up in the entertainment industry. The old queer is just projecting to make himself more palatable to the masses.

I saw him taking the 1 train not that long ago, looking pretty good

Several years ago when Robert Forrest ( pimp for gay male porn stars, high end hookers) was busted and some of his books / receipts found their way to the public, many, many transactions wore shown of Danza's credit card paying for the services of Ken Ryker.

(R28) link please

he does NOT look 45. if so, that is the oldest looking 45 year old i ever saw.

Amazing what years of getting his dick sucked in steam rooms has done for him: it makes 65 look 65.

R9 - maybe . . .

I'm not who you're asking R29, but I remember this from the old Usenet groups. The source was Ken Ryker in an interview with Dude Magazine, if I recall.

[quote]The next issue of a gay porn magazine called "Dude" reportedly outs Tony Danza. Allegedly, Danza was one of the customers of the "male Heidi Fleiss" David Forrest who is currently doing hard time for pandering. When it was learned that Forrest kept computer records of all of his clients, most of gay Hollywood quaked. TV news accounts hinted of a major entertainment executive, a billionaire and a fitness expert as being clients of the service. However, "Dude" reports that Danza was also a client and one of his favorite "escorts" was porn star Ken Ryker. Ryker was also said to have made up to $6,000 a week for his services. On top of this, they've pulled out one of the most unflattering photos ever of Danza. He is standing next to Brett Favre, with Favre whispering something into his ear. Danza looks decidedly, shall we say, unmasculine.

In his prime as a struggling NYC actor, he was pure, unadulterated masculine beauty. You do the math.

Another quote:

[quote]Gay porn magazine "Dude" has the most innnnnnteresting article in the June, 1998 issue. Douglas Jerrybill, author of the "Dude Dish" column, has outed actor Tony Danza and linked him to Ken Ryker! Writes Jerrybill, "When Hollywood's biggest gay pimp was busted on tax evasion charges last year, investigators going through his records were surprised to find actor Tony Danza's name on the lengthy client list. [...] According to the pimp's records (he accepted both Visa and MasterCard, but not American Express), Danza's favorite treat was mega-hung porn star Ken Ryker, who earned over $6,000 a week servicing Danza and others. Most insiders agree that the several-times-married Danza probably preferred paying for sex because it was easier than coming out of the closet and admitting that he's bisexual (or even totally gay like his twin brother).

young Tony Danza

Yea, except he's a total closeted freak, violent, and is bitter he doesn't have John Travolta's career, trust me. Crazed lunatic, the charm is all an act.

What are his skincare secrets?

Lard and macaroni, Rose.

65 year old Italian genes look 10x better than 45 year old English, Irish or Scottish ones.

Jude Law, Colin Farrell, the Fiennes Bros, Matthew Rhys Whatever, Ewan MacGregor, Gerard Butler...the British Isles genes dont age well.

R33/r35 thanks! Fascinating!

Clearly he uses Youthful Essence.

He looks like Bea Arthur on her Deathbed!

[quote]Tony hates gays, or so he did when he was still filming Who's the Boss

So him rejecting my pleadings was HIS fault

R28, that was David Forrest, not Robert Forrest.

He probably has a room full of Esoterica cream.

I swear I remember reading rumors about him on that old Hollywood A-list webpage; allegedly he dabbled into the manses by way of paid escorts. Either he is deeply closeted or someone spread a lie to piss him off because of his homophobic attitude.

Did this ancient closet case pitch a fit when he saw Ellen and Portia kiss in front of Bill Clinton. Bill of course pitched a tent.

I've also seen him on the NY #1 subway, one time riding with a woman who was obviously his girlfriend (they weren't exactly snuggling but they were clearly into each other). He looked great. Very slim, well-cut casual clothes, excellent posture, which can make a big difference in appearance.

R40, I think Ewan McGregor has aged pretty well. He looked pretty good in Trainspotting 2. He is a good looking middle-age man, not the typical over-botoxed Hollywood actor. No one looks like Tom Cruise unless you visit the surgeon every birthday.

I would say the same for Jude Law except, unlike McGregor, he's lost his hair. He's still a handsome man though. The only issue for them is the smoking--it does add and deepen the facial lines. It's happened to pretty boy, Jonathan Rhys Meyers.

Remember when a B&W photo of his full-frontal naked body circulated? Taken when he was a boxer in his twenties.

^ Jake La Motta?

73 is the new 23.

I've wanted him in me, quite deeply, since seeing him on Taxi.

i didn't click on the link. what did he eat?'

Yneeda Mahn

Stiquette Hinmee Gnao

Leektha Twotte

He looks pretty good at R8. A hot daddy.

I'm having a hard time believing the quoted article from that porn mag because they got some easily verifiable facts wrong about Tony. First, he was only married twice, not "several times." And, he never had any twin brother. Is there a better source to prove he ever hired male escorts?

He looks his age. I guess by virtue of simply not being fat like two thirds of the US population is quite an achievement when it comes to "looking young for your age" these days.

"De Blaise Plugs Tony Danza's Cheese Shop" may be the gayest headline I've ever seen.

Their is absolutely nothing about that picture that looks 45, who ever wrote that article must be in their twenties and knows the age of no one over 40.

Tony Danza is a bitter and near-violent closet case. He's incredibly jealous of many, mostly John Travolta whose career he thinks he deserved! Total phony.

lol, r18. Thanks for pointing that out. So funny! I never notice shit like that.

Could someone post that nude pic of Tony Danza?

That fossil looks 75!

He looks like a real estate developer who just ditched his second wife for a taxi cab-yellow mustang and chases poon down at 24 Hour Fitness.

I worked on set with him 5yrs ago and he looks awful. The body is great but the face is cracking hard everywhere. And he was an asshole too.

[quote]Tony Danza and his Who's the Boss? co-star Danny Pintauro recently reunited at the 2015 My Hero Gala at Cipriani in New York City, where Danza presented the 39-year-old former child star with the Courage Award, thanks to his efforts to reduce stigma and discrimination against those affected by AIDS and HIV. In September, Pintauro revealed that he's HIV-positive during his appearance on Oprah's Where Are They Now?

[quote]ET caught up with Pintauro in September, when he shared Danza's initial reaction to his HIV diagnosis. "Tony was great, but I can tell he was a little disappointed for the drugs part more than anything," he said.

[quote]While Pintauro has kept in touch with both Danza, and his television mother, Judith Light, his co-star Alyssa Milano admitted in September that she was caught off guard by his revelation.

That smile!

The nude pic is a photoshopped fake. Here's the original.

R69 R68 Yes the nude photo is faked, but that's a reasonable depiction of what Tony's uncut cock looks like. I've seen Tony around Manhattan twice in the last year and he looks around 55-60.

He was hot during his Taxi and Who's The Boss period. I wonder if he regrets getting that Keep On Truckin' tattoo.

It's funny because Danny Pintauro makes 45 look like 65 by doing the same thing.

Clearly no one has ever taught him how to brush his nasty teeth. Every single tooth has a different color.

R55 a banana and three breadsticks after a glass of metmucil.. Which sounds terrible, actually. Mind you, I come from a family of diabetics. But still.

So the whole gay twin brother who doesn't actually exist is intetesting.

Vintage gossip from 2004:

“Danza, Tony. Self-important (though at least one bartender says otherwise) and often unpleasant to fans and strangers. Fingered as a client of a gay escort; prefers well-hung gentlemen, esp. porn stars.”

Who the hell would think he's only 45? That'd be a rough looking 45.

Reminds me of the DL men who say "I'm really 55, but I tell everyone I'm 42 and they believe it." So delusional.

Did he have any special friends in the Honeymoon In Vegas cast?

I have my own Tony Danza story. Im a massage therapist, and hes a psychotic, violent, phony. His Guido charm is fake. Hes a premier closet case. He grabbed my dick "accidentally", Got hostile when I trying to be friendly, mentioned I also have a twin brother. He said " I dont have a twin" shutting that conversation down.saw him about 7 times and there was always some unpredictable hostile behavior. Our relationship finally ended, He opened his towel, had a hardon, and blamed me for it and proceeded to get up and strangle me. I think he only reason he stopped was because he was afraid Id go to the press. I wouldnt have, cause I dont need the publicity.His final words to me were " I was so lookin fuhwad ta dis"

He was the the terror of the UWS in the 80's- really violent, don't approach me vibe. In and out of Roosevelt Hosp for fighting injuries. Scary guy.

Hung?

He looks quite 65! I'm 68 and have fewer lines and wrinkles!

no not hung

I eat the same thing, coffee and oatmeal, every day and I don’t look like him at all

I agree with the other posters who say he looks 65, a very good 65 but he looks his age.

Katherine Helmond (a sweetheart by all accounts) had to put Tony in his place early on in the production of Who's the Boss. She let him know he wasn't being professional and she wasn't going to tolerate it.

I gobbled a banana once and I got AIDS.

After his skiing accident (I know, guidos skiing) he looked like complete shit. Face wrinkled and ragged. Then he had some very artful procedures done including full face lift. He was back. Looking like his own self. Later he got his own talk show with nothing but frau nonnas in his studio audience. He had that inherent habit of cutting off his guests and interrupting. Awkward for them especially if they were plugging a project. As a result his neuroticism and ethnocentric, myopic view of life didn't go over with middle America.

Saw him in Little Italy around 2007-8? at the autumn San Gennaro festival. Instead of being the warm, goofy Guido we all adore he was paranoid, standoffish and probably jacked up on coke or Adderall. So disappointing. There was also some guy with him that stayed to the side and had slight gay face. I picked up they were a couple but didn't consciously admit it to myself. Now reading this thread I prove again to go with my gut instinct.

This is like Daily Mail-style trolling: praising a celebrity to the high heavens for their appearance while really meaning the opposite of what they're saying. 'Made you look!'

Beck Hansen was in his mid-40s when the picture below was taken. Put him next to Danza and they might be uncle and nephew.

He indeed was violent and difficult. From the Who's the Boss wiki:

"While the show was shelved for an extended amount of time in early 1984, Danza was arrested for fighting in a New York bar after a fellow patron made a rude remark about his female companion. A few months later, Who's the Boss? resumed taping. During his court date that July, Danza faced a choice of jail time or community service as a result of battery and other charges. Danza opted for community service, which was still ongoing when the series premiered.[citation needed]

Later in the show's run, it was reported that Danza was exhibiting erratic behavior on the set. These stories ranged from Danza getting after the directors, to arguments with the writers over minor script revisions. While it was uncovered that only the writing became an issue for Danza, his frustrations to have the show be a "well-oiled machine" boiled over at the start of the 1989–90 season, when he staged a walkout for two weeks until he calmed down. In the meantime, the remainder of the cast filmed scenes without him. Upon his return, Danza offered an apology to everyone on the set and resumed work. However, the crew then monitored Danza's mood and a few weeks later made light of the whole incident by issuing shirts on set that said "I survived week six," according to E! True Hollywood Story."

Tony Danza supposedly chewed out Who's the Boss child guest actor, Jonathan Brandis:

"So, the next step for Brandis was some work on soap operas and guest appearances on "Who's the boss." Now, Tony Danza is a powermad fruit who demands recognition as the "boss." When Brandis began working on the popular television show, Danza immediately established himself, screaming at Brandis, and I quote, "Brandis, I am the fucking boss and if you don't like that, you can kill yourself." Prophetic words from a horrible man. Danza may be the boss of that shitty show, but by golly, he's a nobody everywhere else. He's also small in the pants. Fuck Tony Danza."

The "journalist" doesn't quote any sources for that info, however.