Astounding!
John Smith from "Laramie" and his legendary VPL
by Anonymous | reply 45 | December 29, 2020 11:48 PM |
Yowzah!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 21, 2017 11:22 PM |
Love it. He's totally showing it off, and knows when the light hits his bulge.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 21, 2017 11:27 PM |
We can still take a look down at the Old Cock Road..I mean Creek, CREEK Road, dammit. That's what I said, Creek Road, yep down by the Creek, they can't have peen gone long. I mean BEEN gone long...long...I wonder who long it is. ..since they peen gone. BEEN gone, been gone.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 21, 2017 11:41 PM |
My gawd!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 22, 2017 12:05 AM |
John had to have been sporting at least a semi there. It looks too stiff to be flaccid. I watch Laramie everyday on cable and there hasn't been an episode where he DIDN'T have VPL. I'm guesstimating that he was at least 8 1/2 when fully erect.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 22, 2017 12:07 AM |
He was a handsome man. Had subsidiary roles in The High and the Mighty and Friendly Persuasion.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 22, 2017 12:13 AM |
Lloyd's teeny peenie pales in comparison.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 22, 2017 12:14 AM |
Played a Quaker in Friendly Persuasion and has a rather hot sweaty shirtless wrestling scene in the film. They don't make 'em like that anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 22, 2017 12:21 AM |
I think I'll watch Laramie tomorrow.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 22, 2017 12:22 AM |
The poor dong, having been vilified so over the last few decades.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 22, 2017 12:23 AM |
Between John's constant cock print and Robert Fuller's bubble butt, 'Laramie' is like western porn.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 22, 2017 12:27 AM |
Je ne give a shit pas about ass.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 22, 2017 12:28 AM |
Cock!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 22, 2017 12:38 AM |
Loved that show. Cock n ass show.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 22, 2017 12:56 AM |
Those old Westerns brought out the best in men. And the tight clothes they had to wear.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 22, 2017 12:57 AM |
When I first saw"Zack" from vintage Sean Cody, he reminded me of John Smith. That tall. blond hung look. Zack remains my favorite amateur fornicator.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 22, 2017 6:37 AM |
That's not VPL.
That's Camel Toe!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 22, 2017 6:51 AM |
Camel toe my ass! You can clearly see the man's cock snaking down his left thigh, straining against those tight pants.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 22, 2017 11:27 AM |
I need that inside me NOW!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!! I'll even take the tip! Just the tip!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 23, 2017 12:19 AM |
Fuck ME that's big.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 3, 2017 3:35 AM |
Good lord!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 11, 2017 9:29 PM |
Oh please, that's not THAT big! Probably about 4 inches flaccid and 8 inches hard. Pretty a little larger than average, that's all. Nothing to see here.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 11, 2017 9:45 PM |
R24 is a whore who takes nothing smaller than 10 inches.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 11, 2017 10:13 PM |
"Laramie" was another one of those Westerns with homoerotic themes that produced an entire generation of gays. Thank you Hollywood for giving us John Smith, Robert Fuller, Robert Conrad, Chuck Conners and so many more other hot men who never seemed to have any women around but showed off a lot of tasty-looking penis.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 18, 2017 8:49 PM |
In case you hadn't noticed other cast members pointed it out:
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 18, 2017 10:36 PM |
Of course the director noticed this VPL.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 19, 2017 12:27 AM |
Glad he decided to linger on it too.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 19, 2017 12:39 AM |
He looks good and musky in OP's clip.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 19, 2017 1:19 AM |
R27, that is horrible Photoshop! Lol
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 19, 2017 5:20 AM |
That's no photoshop. She just happened to be holding her finger in an awkward position when the picture was shot.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 19, 2017 8:35 AM |
How did that get past the censors? They had the Seal Of Good Practice code emblem on all those old tv shows.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 19, 2017 9:10 AM |
Were cockrings around back then? Because it seems he often wore one with as many times as he sported the VPL.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 19, 2017 10:02 AM |
Bump!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 20, 2017 1:33 AM |
Given his look, I am surprised he never ended up in a loincloth playing "Tarzan".
by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 22, 2017 11:20 PM |
^^Me too
by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 24, 2017 1:15 AM |
Bump!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 11, 2017 8:38 AM |
BUMP
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 18, 2018 1:33 AM |
The OP's video displays a classic example of stud swagger. The way he walks toward the camera with his thighs spread as wide as possible in order for his basket to be at full view is primo.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 18, 2018 1:50 AM |
There's no way Smth and Fuler weren't fucking.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 18, 2018 12:14 PM |
I agree R40 and R41.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 2, 2018 12:16 AM |
He’s clearly walking with his legs wide because of his hard-on.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | October 2, 2018 12:16 AM |
I agree with #41. In so many scenes the eye contact said it all. If they weren't fucking the director had them "act" like Slim and Jess were. Would have loved to have watched them before joining in!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 19, 2019 4:48 PM |
He was married to Luana Patten for about 4 years. She was married to 2 other guys for 3 years each: Jerry D Mays (m 1970-73) and Ronny Huntley (m. 1954-59) Methinks Luana was a busy beard.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | December 29, 2020 11:48 PM |