Revenge of the commercials you're currently hating

here's Dakota rapping about feta

Viagra ads featuring sexy, alluring women in their mid-thirties among luxury resort/condo surroundings. Obviously Viagra is so men over fifty can get it up for an expensive younger whore, not their wife or any women their own age.

The Whole Foods commercial that rips off Panera.

Those fucking "Kars for Kids" commercials. Not only do they play on my drive time news radio every morning between 6-7, but they now have a TV spot with little brats in a fake band.

I'd Angela Bassett my car before I donated it to that organization.

The match.com "I met someone" commercias and the one where two couples are eating fruit cups and one of the women snottily says "Ew...they're drainers." Both of these annoy me to no end.

Ruby Tuesday used to have a fun 70's fern bar-esque decor with tiffany lamps, and old-timey 1890's stuff, and a whole lot of crazy crap on the walls, and now it's the most boring generic looking restaurant ever.

Contrave.

Viberzi. IBS sufferer has personified "twin" who folows her everywhere! Lots of goofy mugging.

Catch me if you can kiddo. Horrible knee brace commercial.

R4. Kars for Kids is the WORST. I thought it only existed on radio. I have to turn the radio down when it comes on. Sounds scammy, too.

This Coventry Direct ad with the ultra smug couple.

Every time I see it, I think that bitch in pink is actually smiling and nodding with her jaw clenched, saying to herself, "I wish I'd had my OWN career or I wouldn't have to be sucking this smug douche's shriveled dick for the rest of my life."

Stupid Yoplait yogurt ad with two women in a car, one is eating yogurt. Their entire dialogue is them just saying "protein, protein, protein" over and over. Like that sugar bomb has magical properties, that the protein content will change your life and make you healthy.

Nicole Kidman shilling for Neutrogena Regenerist skin cream -- it is so obvious that camera magic has blurred every line and pore off of her face. It's the 21st century version of putting Vaseline on the camera lens - they just do it with CGI. These companies piss me off - If your product is so great, show her real face. The same goes for Cover Girl, who uses Ellen DeGeneres and Kristen Bell and both of their faces get the blur treatment.

Oh lord. The goddamn PANERA BREAD girl strikes again, this time in a new GE ad campaign showcasing the corporation's efforts to employ more women in tech jobs.

R4, I totally agree! They are a scam too, I saw a news report about them once! Never donate to them.

Wow, I finally learned the identity of the Panera Bread voiceover girl. The talent agency congratulated her on Facebook and Twitter.

The ad for Sour Patch Kids that show a girl sneaking into her kitchen after returning late from a date; she's dressed in a camisole and miniskirt. The ad shows two animated SPK using air horns to alert the parents that the girl just made it home. The girl tries to shush them. Another set of SPK push a long shirt across the kitchen table, so the girl can cover her skimpy outfit, which she thanks them for. The voice-over says "they start out sour, but end up sweet".

I don't hate it, just think its very lame -- gummy candies that are overly involved in the social lives of humans. Then the humans eat them.

HOLLAR--those commercials for that new Amazon clone called Hollar, what a fucking stupid name and annoying as fuck. The worst part is the commercial start right off with some woman yelling HOLLAR, you have zero warning for muting.

Then the woman crawls inside a box that is sitting on her counter top and the box goes all the way to Antarctica.

Panera girl looks very punchable.

I LOATHE the Haribo commercials with the adults voicing kid voices while they play with gummy bears. UGH!

I'm hating the TV commercials for the new movie "Chips". It looks so lame and juvenile; who in their wildest dream decided to make Dax Shepherd a leading man - he's like the dollar store Owen Wilson. I used to have a little respect for Michael Pena as an actor but lost it after recently finding out that he's a Scientologist.

I love the geico ad where the millennial thieves call uber for their getaway car.

The lead is the annoying west coast millennial vibe come to life in a few sentences

The most annoying commercial these days is the one where the woman is repeatedly asked "Did you cook that chicken?" and she answer's "I did.....int." Not only is it annoying, but it is stupid. If she bought the chicken already cooked, why not just admit it? It's not a crime or something to be embarrassed about.

I hate the car commercial where the smug Millennial hipster in a suit dives backwards into a Hollywood Hills swimming pool. "Yeah, it's like that." Like what? Like ruining a $1,500 designer suit for no reason? Gee, that really makes me want to buy your car. Also, the one where the irritating male voice drones, "The east and the west are mine....the north and the south are mine..."

Hey, Douchebags. Get over yourselves.

Isn't that McBongo in the pool?

That Ruby Tuesday's rapper commercial is horrible! The actress is so repulsive they never give her a real close up, horrid!

What does the GE ad have to do with Panera?

R16, at that link everyone is telling her how great she sounds. Why do you have a problem with her?

That crest commercial where this bitch is yelling at the top of her voice saying "why are you deleting those pictures ?" Fuck you bitch because I want to.

"Dax Shepard...the dollar store Owen Wilson"--how true. R20 is why I still have faith in the DL

R26, look at the comments here under this YouTube upload. The Panera ad campaign is loathed by a large number of people because of the girl's grating voice in addition to its condescending tone and insipid dialogue.

And she is clearly doing the voiceover for the GE commercial as well—that's what it has to do with Panera.

Er, actually, that might not be the same girl in the GE ad. My apologies. I thought it sounded exactly the same, but after a "side by side" comparison, I think the GE girl sounds a little older.

Still, my point stands about the Panera voiceover. The vast number of complaints about it speak for themselves.

Of course, Panera Fuckery Voice is named Zoe. (Is there a Zoe on the face of the earth who isn't annoying as fuck?)

The commercial for Universal Orlando's newest attraction that nobody was asking for, "Race Through New York Starring Jimmy Fallon"; the ad features Fallon in a stupid Beatles wig, singing a stupid song about his stupid tight white pants while doing the Twist throughout the theme park. I wanna punch him in the fucking face.

Don't bring that shit to Universal Hollywood.

I didn't think there could be a more repulsive spokesman than Vince from Shamwow, but I was wrong--I now give you Jimmy from Zyppah:

How could I have forgotten to mention the Duluth Trading Co.'s men's clothing commercials? They're all animated, you never actually see what the clothes look like in real life, and the voiceover is SO ANNOYING and gross, it might actually be worse than Panera girl.

Here's the worst one. The "No pinch, no stink, no sweat" at the end is really grating. Who's the actor trying to sound like? An old, fat trucker presumably?

R34 I can't decide if it's any better or worse than their old one; the guy on a stripper pole vs. dancing around naked with a black rectangle over his privates.

OH GOD the faux-fat-southern-trucker overvoice. Also used for pickup truck and barbecue resto commercials.

It's like a bad smell, in audio form. Blech.

The Duluth commercial is like a bad acid trip version of this "fake redneck" voice. Just thinking about it repulses me.

I've noticed that several low-brow reality/nature shows use this voice too. Like "Top Ten Animal Fighters" or "World's worst natural disasters".

Z-Y-P-P-A-H is the worst. It makes me doubt the product. And the voice is the most obnoxious, irritating, punchable voice outside the White House.

Agreed, R37. Revolting.

They really should just say: Duluth Underwear, underwear for fat people.

I could be wrong but I think the voiceover for the Duluth Trading Company ads is Trace Adkins.

I just saw a DT commercial for pants that beaver can't bite through. WTF?

The rise and fall of Vince Shlomi, aka the Shamwow guy.

Sham wow isn't gay?

The Ty Burrell Gain commercial. I hate it!

R44, add the Realtors ads to that. He's Phil Dunphy in those ads.

I can't stand the Walgreens ad with the Tina Fey voiceover admiring the two old hags who go to the nude beach after buying sunscreen and getting their prescriptions filled at Walgreens.

In fact I hate any ad that features a recognizable celebrity voice. Greedy pigs like Tina Fey, Julianna Margulies and Ving "We have the MEATS!" Rhames do not need the money. Give someone else a fucking break!

The only exception was Gene Hackman for the Oppenheimer Fund.

I had no idea any of those people did the voices. Why pay them all that money when any voice actor can create the voice you want?

The animated commercials for Pop-Tarts and Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal give me the creeps. I find the cannibalistic overtones seriously disturbing.

The Big Bang Theory commercial where they are rapping

Is Jeff Goldblum out of money again?

Jeff just had a 2nd kid with his newest, much younger wife, so I guess he probably is looking to supplement his income.

I hadn't seen it in some time, but popping up again is the commercial for ice cream... I'm sorry, Breyers Gelato where the parents are indulging but are interrupted by their young son. "You wouldn't like it. It has caramel and crunchy stuff." "I like caramel and crunchy stuff." "But it's not for kids, it's for adults." "Like me! I'm an adult!"

The depressing Kevin commercial where everyone yells his name. Ends with his mom on her death bed saying Kevin.

The eyeglass commercials with the owl. There was one where a guy keeps saying "Who" over and over again to the owl. I didn't think they could top the annoying factor until I saw their next commercial with the young woman who shrieks in happiness due to stopping for coffee on the way to the eyeglass store. Whenever that one stops, I turn the channel before the annoying woman starts shrieking.

Any commercial with misbehaving bratty kids. These seem to be the current rage. The worst offenders right now are the ones with young siblings delightfully wrecking the bathroom, smearing every lotion and potion, toothpaste, shampoo, etc. over every surface giggling as they blissfully create hours worth of clean up.

The parents quietly pee their pants with delight as they secretly film their spawn, just knowing their video will go viral.

At 20,000 hits they blissfully clean up the mess in jiff with whatever product is being marketed.

Detest these commercials.

I can't stand those Honda's kindness commercials. You know they are fake. You know people just want to buy a car, they don't care if Honda brought a whore for your Dad for a night out.

Would someone tell Volvo enough with that poem Comercial and just run over that fox please!!

Boogaloo baby!!!.......

I hate the Capital One commercial where whats-his-face yells WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET? I feel like screaming back 'what's in YOUR wallet, muthafukka?!?!'

That awful Stop 'n Shop commercial where these two women are looking at boneless chicken breasts and one of the women says 'they have the lowest prices, no bones about it!' and the other women laughs hysterically like it's the funniest joke she's ever heard. Unbelievably stupid.

R52, your post reminded me of the Breyer's Vienetta commercial from the early-mid-90s. I didn't hate it, so it's probably a bit off topic for this thread, but what was up with their emphasis of the serving spatula's clinking sound as it hit the tray it was sitting on? Cluh-CLINK.

And there was a previous commercial (you can find it among the 'similar' videos at this link) under a different company name, where their emphasis was on the sound of the spatula cutting through the many solid layers in the Vienetta.

Did it work on you, like it worked on me?

R55 speaking of commercials with bratty kids, I hate the one for Fabreze (or possibly another product) with the kids sneaking the kitten into the house even though the mother doesn't want a cat. The mom is seen on the couch, smirking as the kids run past behind her. "Victory is OURS, Mister Kitty!"

See me, see me, see me. Love to slap their faces

I hate the General.

That Match.com one with the guy talking to the chick who says her sister met her hubby on match and they now have a baby, but her voice starts with a Madonna/Uma accent and you're trying to place where they are and then it lapses back into American, I want to smack her.

R15, They're now accepting motorcycles, boats and real estate, in addition to cars.

There is none I hate more than that Little Cesars Smokehouse Pizza commercial.... "CERTIFIED SMOKIFIED!"

Fuck you. Ugh.

I adore the ginger spokesmodel for AT&T who is an impulsive user of famous movie lines...

The Depends commercial featuring the fat frau dance troupe. WTF??

That motherfucking Exxon-Mobil commercial that has the song "Hi-Ho, it's off to work we go" in a hard rock, Irish bar-band arrangement. Hate the fucking song. Hate Exxon Mobil too of course. But this song drives me nuts.

I'm a guitarist and I can tell exactly what the chords are, so when it gets stuck in my head, I also have to visualize the chords.

It plays constantly on MSNBC.

Local (or not) lawyer commercials during the day. The GD jingles, the hammy actor portrayals, the frequency, ...

Iphone stickers commercial - so dumb. I hate the ads that use peppy music and quick cuts and people doing fun things to sell a stupid useless product. This ad shows people interacting having fun with the stickers so the deluded/young'uns will think if they have that app, suddenly their life will be fun like all the folks in the commercial. Don't think so - I can't think of a bigger waste of time.

What the fuck is a toomgis That am pm commercial

The iPhone sticker commercial is just the fucking WORST.

What happened to Apple? They used to have great commercials and great products! Now they have terrible commercials for boring products.

R73, that creature is making me nauseous. That beard is like maggots.

That Chase commercial where the mom is leaving her son alone at home and he tells her "No kissing on the first date" I expected her to say "Don't worry, I only give hand jobs"

What does that have to do with money /banking?

I would rape...i mean spank that child

"The east and the west are mine....the north and the south are mine..."

I think that's Josh Brolin doing the voiceover, he's done of a ton of commercial voiceovers.

The Kylie Jenner Protest Pepsi commercial

They final stop over here, the just play the same background track now without his voice and without that fox being run over

The Devour frozen food commercial where the guy is talking dirty to his bowl of slop and slaps it with his fork. As if that's not bad enough, it's followed up with the slogan - "Devour. Food you want to fork." Really, folks?

I have to laugh at commercials for the pharmaceutical products, especially those that begin with "Tru" like Truvada ... They mention the name of the product and then spend the rest of the commercial listing the "sometimes fatal" side effects that go on and on. Everything but the dreaded "anal leakage.'

"Nausea, vomiting, stomach pain, diarrhea, headache, dizziness, depression, joint pain, trouble sleeping, strange dreams, back pain, itching or skin rash, changes in the color of skin on your palms or soles of your feet, or changes in the shape or location of body fat (especially in your arms, legs, face, neck, breasts, and waist).

Tell your doctor if you have serious side effects of Truvada including: mental/mood changes (such as depression, anxiety), loss of appetite, stomach or abdominal pain, pink or bloody urine, or changes in the amount of urine. mental/mood changes (such as depression, anxiety), loss of appetite, stomach or abdominal pain, pink or bloody urine, or changes in the amount of urine.

Bleeding of the eyes

Apartments.com is driving me crazy

r82 There's that hep c one that advises you to tell your doctor if you've ever had a kidney transplant...I feel like your doc would already be privy to this, he probably deduced it from the massive amount of anti-rejection drugs you take.

The one that is over played!!! It's a car ad, big surprise! It's for VW, the old man is singing about the birds and the bees, jazz tune. I HATE IT!

Why does OfferUp have 3 versions of the "Now we have furniture AND friends" ad. Each one features the same couple but the guy says the line with different intonations.

Has anyone actually made friends on OfferUp?

R86, I hate that one too! The song is actually an old 60s pop hit, which I never liked. But the main reason I hate the ad is the concept: some "adorable" hetero couple has to keep upgrading their car because they keep screwing in it and popping out more babies. Hey Volkswagen, I don't want to buy some breeders' old jizzed out fuck-truck!

Only because I've recently lost 2 siblings and it makes me cry but the commercial for the Volkswagen Atlas. Immigrant grandmother from Ireland takes a cross country trip with child and grand children to release grandpa's ashes into the Pacific Ocean. At one point grandma says something like, "I wish grandpa could see this."

Also there is a new drug commercial out now that says something like, "_ is not safe for children under six" then something like, "_ is not intended for children under 16." Just say it's not for children under 16.

That Dish TV commercial with the frau waiting for the cable guy. She gets sick of waiting, goes to take a shower and misses the cable guy. It was her own fault.

Exxon Mobil has another shitty ear worm commercial with "The Farmer in the Dell", heavy on the country twang.

I really can't stand the Millie commercial. The pretentious swell of music at the end and that troll lady with the raspy voice showing off her Millie shirt...soul-killing.

That commercial where the husband is supposedly turning into his "mom" but does nothing to stop it.

That Volkswagen commercial where that demon child screaming "You need more room Dad?" I would like to punch it in the face for yelling in my ear.